Does Equestria have their own version of the CIA?
>>25835071
DYEWTS?
>>25835092
I refuse to believe anything from slice of life is canon
>>25835071
uh, they don't get to bring friends
This place used to be a lot better.
Oldfags know this and will agree.
Newfags deny this because it invalidates their own imagined "contributions" and will fly into an autistic rage in this thread because they can't stand that they missed the glory days.
>>25835058
fuck off
>>25835058
Tell us something that we don't already know.
Do ponies like boops?
>>25835043
doesn't matter, they're getting boops.
>>25835043
>Do ponies like boops?
It is not a question of if they like them, but rather how they simply cannot get enough of them once introduced.
Much like several black-market narcotics, boops are incredibly addictive and, once a pony has partaken, consumes all drive and desire from then on. Indeed, once too many ponies have been booped, the Equestrian economy is doomed...
>>25835100
>anon, drug dealer master
>"I AM THE ONE WHO BOOPS"
Post comfy.
Bonus points for holiday/winter themed.
>>25834805
I like dis one...
When I was in the 9th grade (I was 14 at the time) my school assigned me and my class a project to write a (simulated) letter to some one of great importance. They wouldn't be sent, as they we're just graded for content and format. I began my letter with
Dear, Princess Celestia...
After I turned it in to my teacher, I was pretty sure I would do well. The structure was in perfect format. About 5 days pass until she graded them all. When I got mine back, she gave me a D- because, and I quote, "The person you wrote this too is just a fictional cartoon character- and was rather disturbing."
>uwotm8
what do?
>>25834798
>tfw people who were Bronys back when they were 14 are old enough to browse this site as horsefuckers.
I feel old.
>>25834798
Call your teacher a faggot for using the wrong "to".
When the resource officer drags you to the principal's office, make sure you scream "norrrrrrmmmmiieeeesssss!" As loud as possible.
>>25834838
Median age here is undoubtedly underage
How do I make words hidden?
INB4 newfag
INB4 you cant inb4
>>25834663
newfag
look it up
>>25834663
[isuckdicks]text here[/isuckdicks]
>>25834663
Read the FAQnewfag
This is the most anti-honesty fanbase I have ever experienced.
>>25834179
Elaborate.
>>25834179
but i like king sombra, and the happy ending was something that i expected.
>>25834179
Fantastic thread OP
dear anon of house anonymous
for your bravery and loyalty during the saddle arabian crusades i hereby grant you the title of count of the county of ponyville
your graceful leader emperor celestia the great
Eh, good enough prompt. Might write green of it later if there is enough interest.
Would be similar to CKII in style, though.
>>25834189
Good that's what I hoped for
>>25833682
Did somebody say Lord Anon?
which CMC voice actress would you in?
>>25832380
None. I'm not a pedo, unlike Mando and BlackGryph0n.
>>25832380
All 3 of them are..whatever you're implying.I'd wreck claire and michelle, but I'd probably just take Maddie on a nice date.
>"How cute, the dirty monkey thinks he is a pony"
>"And stop staring at my plot, you disgusting freak"
>>25831359
>plot
God I hate that word, especially when ponies use it in actual dialogue.
>>25831359
>Be Anon
>finally reach equestria
>Try really hard to be as friendly as possible
>all the ponies are freaked out by you
>All the kids run from you, scared
>Mares are disgusted at your weird, bipedal body that lacks hooves, tails and fur
>Stallions want to beat the shit out of you
>Nobody respects you as an actual member of society
>Constantly being told to "go back to where you came from"
>Can't go back to earth
>Always close to be banished
>>25831359
>"How cute, the shallow cunt thinks I'd give her zigger gaped plot the time of day."
>"*hic* anon, you're *hic* drunk."
>"*hic* g-gimme your keys a- what's your name again? Allen? Anyway *hic*, gimme your keys axle"
Twilight, that was tonic water with half a shot of cheap vodka
>>25828234
>what's your name again? Allen?
>>25828274
who was allen? i don't remember
Because why not, lets have onealso check'em
I wish I was a mare so I could be impregnated by his thick, hot seed and carry his foal.
>>25828231
Already off to a flying start
>>25828238
Don't act like you wouldn't tenderly caress and kiss that big, plump ballsack of his.
Ubermensch Anon started as a a single prompt about Anonymous being signed up for the pony triathlon against his will. A couple of green stories later and we have what is basically the ultimate form of man in Equestria. I'm not trying to toot my own horn or brag, so I'll let those unaware of the story read for themselves and decide if they want to get behind the thread. (Not really sure this counts as a general.)
Anons Traithlon (How it all started)
Compressed into one bin: http://pastebin.com/2Gjb7PFw
Broken down for an easier read.
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/NHDeYE0q
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/Nibu1qFQ
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/Ah7G5Hna
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/KnHCccc8
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/TYrFfkfx
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/mRMR8d25
Anons New Chapter (Ubermensch adventures)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/Y6TVrzMM
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/kWg8r5LF
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/mRaGf5vh
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/eVa0Nex0
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/Bwp1sD9V
Ch6. http://pastebin.com/r4ynMuJ5
Ch7. http://pastebin.com/s8B3wD7N
Ubermensch Anon (Current ongoing story)
Ch1. http://pastebin.com/yKt1BryD
Ch2. http://pastebin.com/2xBzRgrB
Ch3. http://pastebin.com/JZREiyhi
Ch4. http://pastebin.com/K5AMrpsy
Ch5. http://pastebin.com/rBDSNYL2
Ch6 (Short little thing). http://pastebin.com/DAHAVupF
Okay, I will clear some things up in the next post.
>>25823867
(This picture was provided by the awesome P.E Anon in my last threads, respect to you and the other guys who work hard on your drawings.)
Okay, the last threads are basically gone forever due to the lack of archive so anyway, I got some things about the story and myself to clear up.
Yes, I did take forever to get back to the guys who enjoyed my story, I'm sorry about that but a lot of shit came up. Right now I'm on a christmas so Ubermensch green will be plentiful for the next two weeks until school nips me in the arse once more.
As for the Semi-colons and other grammatical issues around the story... I tried the semi-colons as basically a sort of certain writing style for green.... I'm not too fond of it. I was goign to go through my paste and fix any issues as well as working on the Epub files some anons were requesting but like I said....school man.
And finally some things are going to finally come to fruitation among the story like so many of you had wished too see [/spoiler] Discord
Okay, as I have no pre-written green I will commence writing shortly.
>>25823918
....I fucked so many things up in that post but whatever, If you guys see any major issues in the story please point them out, I'm working with broken glasses here until at least next week.
Also my schedule. (USA Eastern)
Today - I will be writing until probably one in the morning.
Sunday - 6:00 PM
Monday - 3:00 PM
Tuesday - 7:00 PM
Wednsday -10:00 AM
Thursday - 11:00 AM
Friday (Christmas morning boys) - I'll be on rather late but chances are there will be green.
Saturday - 10:00 AM
Sunday - 2:00 PM
I will start shortly.
> Many things could be considered scary.
> You?
> Nah...
> Boy scouts couldn't be scary.
> Albeit a monster of one but still...
> Monsters?
> If there was something to fight them then no.
> The ocean and its vast array of mysteries could be counted as one.
> But mystery was the exact opposite, it was curious...not scary.
> So...
> Ba-thump
> Ba-thump
> Ba-thump
> You pop up with a gasp of air.
> Why were you scared?
> You had done many 'impossible' things.
> Another gasp of air and you whirl around, that same thick wall of fog covering the area in front of you.
> ...
> You straighten yourself and adjust your jacket.
> Wasn't this thing destroyed?
> To be honest since when weren't these things destroyed?
"Who's there?"
> Nothing.
> Suddenly the fog began to creep away from the area, revealing a thick area of forestry.
> You squint suspiciously.
> Overhead a rumble of thunder sounded.
> You ignore it as the fog began to reveal more and more of the area.
> Once it was completely cleared you found yourself staring at a withered husk of a castle just beyond the forestry.
> You raise a brow in response.
> What was this?
> Everything felt rather...vivid...
> “Find me...”
> That voice sounded familiar…
> But you couldn't place it…
> Suddenly the galloping of tiny hooves against the ground caught your attention.
> You whirled around just catching a glimpse of orange slipping into the forestry.
> “Help me!”
> Some twigs snapped behind you.
> You whirl back around with your fists ready.
> Time to punch more things into oblivion.
“Show yourself!”
> Another series of snapping twigs behind you once more.
> You whirl around only to be met with…
> You.
> You suddenly jolted awake along with the train carriage.
> With a groan you roll out of your seat.
> Right…
> No more luxury.
> As it turned out the captain of that fine train was part of Filibusters little plan.
> When he heard what happened to her he opted to just give up himself and his crew.
Here we are. The long road is soon coming to end. We've seen a vast array of characters grow over the last week. We've loved and lost alongside them. We've laughed, we've cried, we've felt.
We last left off with Anonymous and Sunset Shimmer sharing a long overdue night of passion and intimacy. Where will they go from here? What is next?
Find out in the final chapter of FulLR3tarD's "Homecoming Anon"
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/u/FulLR3tarD
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>>25792269
Unf.
Sexiest. Bacon. Ever.
WIFE HER UP ANON
I'm still here, just prewriting.
Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here!
>>25796430
Pinkie Pie isn't the sort of pony to be selective about favorites at any time of the year. Winter's no exception - there's so much to be excited for! The holidays, the music, the games, the sweets, the snow, snowball fights, snowcones, snowglobes - the fun never stops! And she's just the mare to be at the center of it, too!
Maybe she'll show off her amazing ice-skating moves and make a sculpture at the same time! Where'd she learn that, anyhow? It doesn't seem like the kind of thing done on the rock farm. And on the flip-side, does her family affinity to rocks ever crop up in odd situations while living in Ponyville? Her cutie mark is for parties and celebrations of all sorts, but she's never been out of touch with the farm.
>>25833880
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>it's time for your revision, sir!
>>25838952
I really like the nurse horses
