See this, what do?
>>25850571
Fuck her until she can only stand in that position.
>>25850577
>Not fucking her dead
>rape
What happened to 3D Anon and his game?
What happened to 8ch?
Puppy
no one cares
>>25850721
>namefagging in a casual thread
Kill yourself.
So now what do we do till
season 6
>>25850387
We wait
*cues elevator music*
>>25850387
Make the mother of all omelets
>>25850387
play space station 13
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>>25850334
Go ahead. No one's stopping ya.
>>25850334
Who wouldn't
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>"Hey Anon did you take out the traaash?"
"No."
>You say stuffing your mouth full of chips.
>Some of them messily falling over your stained white wifebeater as you watch re-runs of Jerry Springer.
>"When are you going to stop watching porn and start taking responsibility?"
"Gee I dunno, when are you gonna stop being such a cunty purple bitch of a wife huh?"
>"Did you pay the cable bill Anon, there's this new show I wanna watch and it's on at 3:00."
"Yeah, don't worry about it."
>"Did you make payments on the mortgage?"
"You know, you're a fuckin Princess, I don't understand why you ain't got the dosh to shell out for this shit yourself."
>"I'm the Princess of Friendship, not the Princess of Finance, money can't buy friends after all."
"Ok first of all, money can buy friends, and secondly, are you telling me that the only person bringing in income is me, and you got the fuckin gall to sit there and bitch at me!"
>Twilight starts crying,
>"W-why are you yelling at me?"
"Oh don't you fucking start, oh here come the water-works, better call the fucking waaambulance, whittle Twi is about to have a meltdown!"
>"You know, I don't see why you have to act like a child every time I try to get you to do something, I mean you work at a convenience store for crying out loud! Meanwhile I'm stuck here taking care of your two children, which by the way, are both humans because you INSISTED I mate with you in the human world. And now here we are!"
"Boo hoo it's so hard to stay home and take care of babies!"
>"Yeah, it IS hard, I've got to do all the cooking, all the cleaning, all of the check balancing, you don't take fiscal responsibility for anything and you make outrageous purchases that WE can never afford!"
>>25850329
Time to burn the house down with all of us inside.
>>25850329
Smack her around till she shuts her mouth. It's the only option.
>>25850420
>post ending in 420
You mean it's time to blaze the house down, Anon.
>"How are you spending Christmas Eve, anon?"
>>25850229
the same way i spend evey holiday
alone, most of the time
Hopefully just hanging from a rafter.
>It's getting cold anon.
>>25850168
>Aren't you cold, Cadence?
>>25850168
>"It's a little too cold Anon."
>>25850168
Not in Ga, it's a nice 60 degrees.
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Previous Thread: >>25840039
~Inventory~
==Important Shit==
Name: (Unknown)
Race: Earth Pony
Location: Stalliongrad
Health: 100%
Bits: 250
==Backpack==
=Items=
Old Shortsword
Sleeping Bag
Makeup
Leather Jacket
=Food=
Protein Bars (3)
Vodka (40%)
Chips (3)
Fries (2)
Hayburger (2)
Soda (2)
Filly Meal
>>25850028
so... wat do now?
>>25850028
>Strolling down the sidewalk, you hum a little tune to yourself.
"Hmm hm hm hmm hm hm the world was gonna roll me..."
>While you entranced yourself in your song, you bump into somepony.
"Oh! Sorry!"
>The pony-- the mare-- gets up.
>She had a lime coat, light pink hair, and a very nice body.
>Not fat, but not ripped either; sturdy would be a good way to describe that.
>"It's cool. I suppose I should have dodged you anyway. My name's Lemon Heart, by the way. What's yours?"
>horse.exe is not responding
>The pretty girl is talking to you.
>What do you say?
>>25850059
>I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!
>"What are you doing to my friends, Anon...?"
>>25849945
>hugs
>>25849945
You have no friends
>>25849945
>consensual love making
>"Wake up, Anon! I wanna watch Season Two of The Big Bang Theory!"
>>25849851
Twilight no, not the bazingas again. Anything but that.
Its my birthday Anon XD !!!So why do I feel so empty?
>she's
>not
>real
Who the fuck sticks lollipops on cake.
What the fuck pinkie
>>25849837
you feel empty because you can't wake up inside
>You're making things up again, Anon! You're stretching the truth again, and you know it!
>Don't be a fibbing fran Anon, BEAUSE A LIE IS A LIE!
>>25849813
It's not a lie!
>>25849813
"Okay, okay. I'll admit it. I raped your whole town last night. You happy?"
Alright! I faked all those orgasms
>Anon, do you have any idea of the list of crimes you've committed?
[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...
>>25849642
OH FUCK MY ASS HARD
>>25849642
>[spoilers]>no really someone ate the old one...ctrl-s is your friend, newfriend :^)
>NO ANON! I WILL NOT BE HAVING COFFEE WITH YOU! EVER! COFFEE IS AN UNHOLY DRINK!
>But of course m'lady tea is the gentleman's drink and if far superior to that black sluge
>>25849637
But coffee is pretty widely known as a codeword for sex. Sex isn't unholy, is it?
>>25849637
Stop forcing this shitty meme, faggot, it's not even funny
Post WWII pone pics!
>>25849536
She's going to be raped by Slavs.
>>25849536
No,she's going to be raped by Japanesse soilders.
>>25849536
Nah she'll be raped by Fegelein
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