>Salutations Anon.
>Please come in, and have a seat.
>You look very appealing today.
> Please allow me to rub your back.
>You’re muscles are hard, like a rock.
>How about some soup, Anon? I made it special for you.
>Anon, we have know each other approximately two years, three months and, forty seven days.
>As is customary in any friendship, I am entitled a favor, in return for my faithful attending of your social needs.
>It is to my understanding that you are quite influential in the Equestrian Archeological Society for your discovery of a large painite vain. A vain that you quickly claimed.
>Anonymous, the favor i’d like to ask, is sponsorship.
>As you know I’m a very accomplished geologist.
>I have knowledge of an erbium deposit in the frozen north, but I need protection, supplies, and funding.
>Anonymous I would give you a reasonable return on your investment of course.
But the real question is.... Will you suck my dick or nah?
>>25840854
I'd prefer a pony who isnt completely numb from the seizures their sister has given them.
>>25840878
>Oh, I was under the impression you were of higher character Anon.
>If I must. Only if you guarantee my expedition will be funded.
>And Anon.....please keep these events private...as a kindness to our friendship...please.
With the end of season 5 and the creation of >>>/trash/ our board /mlp/ has slowed down worse than when everyone left at the end of season 3.
Let's talk about our current situation in the entire fanbase.
>>25840645
There's too many bronies here.
>>25840645
I wanna fuck that democratic donkey while calling her Octavia.
1. don't complain
2. don't complain
3. don't complain
4. we all told you faggots this is what would happen if MLP didn't become a red board.
5. you shit in your bed, now sleep in it. Enjoy!
>Um, anon, why do you want to join the Cutie Mark Crusaders again?
because I don't have any friends
>>25840156
TO FUCK BITCHES AND GET MONEY!
Do I look like I have a fucking cutie mark?
This comic is literally /mlp/'s dream.http://img07.deviantart.net/e72c/i/2015/337/0/d/sunset_shimmer_simulator_by_doublewbrothers-d9ivhzg.jpg
>>25839857
>No hooves
No its not
>>25839857
Well, except for the bit where I die at the end, yeah.
>>25839857
She forgets you after I dick her down
I make her truly feel like a woman
I reach places and do things she's ever experienced before
In the end she can't win against the cock
Which CMC voice actress would you?
I wanna boop her nosewith muh dick
No hooves.
>>25839451
I'd wreck claire & michelle, but I'd probably just take Maddy on a nice date.
Sunset playing with herself
>>25839216
So by those cells colliding and no doubt joining, are we making more cancer or does sunset have superpowers now?
>>25839236
I don't know, I just wanted a cute thread of ponies hanging out with thier human counterparts
Well?
>>25839050
I would like to rape her but WITHOUT looking at her underwear
I'll find a way
>>25839050
Neither by clicking the x button on the top right.
what do u think about this picture?
>>25838906
It's missing wings
>>25838916
>missing
>>25838906
4/10
So I just finished catching up with the rest of S5 from ep 22 to the finale.
Overall they were all pretty mediocre except for Ep 24.
I think The Mane Attraction was the best this season had to offer, with Amending Fences in 2nd.
S5 finale was just... lackluster. Really shitty finale and weakest villain reformation.
>>25838666
>weakest villain reformation
HAHAHAHAH no. Oh, don't get me wrong, that backstory and redemption for Starlight needed WAY more time. But it's still better than the instant 180 Luna and Sunset Shimmer did.
>>25838666
Please don't tell me you're one of these people who are shit at actually watching the show and assume her whole motivation was just because she lost a friend.
I wanna fuck Rarity dead
>You will never Rimmer The Shimmer
>Razzle her Dazzle
>Glim the Glam
>Flutter her Shy
>Pink her Pie
>Dash her Rainbow
>Jack her Apple
>Shine his Armor
>Zest her Lemon
>Babs her Seed
>Bloom her Apple
>Scoot her Toot
>Pound her Cake
>Pip his squeak
>Spoon her Silver
>Flim their flam
>Sci her Twi
>Finish her Photo
>Zap her Indigo
>Fancy his Pants
>Sweet her Sour
>Swirl his Beard
>Dust her Lightning
>Harsh het Whinny
>Flash his Sentry
>Peach her Bottom
>Double his Diamond
>Coat her Sugar
>Snooze with Smooze
>Hug her Tree
>Sassy her Saddles
>Cheese his Sandwich
>Light his Night
>Smith her a Granny
>Kike the Spike
>Grate Her Powerful
>Doddle his Donkey
>Bomb her bon
>Spring her forward
>Harvest her Gold
>Change her up
>Kick her Cloud
>Wild her Fire
>Scratch her Vinyl
>Shine her Twinkle
>Mash his Button
>Post his Parcel
>Spit her Fire
>Do the Daring
>Hoity his Toity
>Shore her Sapphire
>Pinch the Cinch
>Lime her Stone
>Pie her Marble
>Nyx her Styx
>Molest the Melody
>Pull on her heartstrings
>Devour the Dusk
>Amaze the Blaze
>Fluffle her Puffle
>Jitter the Flitter
>French Kiss, Fleur De Lis
>Feet-Fuck, Fleetfoot
>Pour-in, Soarin
>Hose-Fuck, Roseluck
>Blow the Blossom
>Get alone with Aloe
>Get Jisty with Misty
>Get the best a, Celestia
Why live...
>>25838488
>Hug her Tree
I like the implication in this one.
>>25838488
>Shimmer
stopped reading there, had to gag, sorry
>>25838488
Good work, OP. I had a giggle.
"Nine?"
>>25838222
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>>25838222
Was a very sad movie, yes
I have a pony album I want to put out but need some cool album artwork. This is what I have so far, but something seems to be missing. Anypony wanna beef it up? I'll give you credit on my bandcamp when it's released this month.
http://voodoopony.bandcamp.com
Thanks verrrrrry much!!!
I know it's late, I hope you can forgive me if I repost this at a later time and date...
Put a dick in it
>>25838020
>shitty dubstep artist
>wants free artwork
>self-advertising on 4chan of all places
just kill yourself
everyone is scared by this onebut I adore it to pieces.
pinkiefags BTFO
>>25836123
all pony good
even worst pony still very good
cuddle all pony
yes
Holy shit rekt
how will they ever recover from this massive stumping
>>25836159
/thread
>Good evening Anon,
>Enjoying your party? Anything for a dear friend of mine!
>Oh my! You look positively regal deary.
>But becoming a noble will do that to you ehh?
>Anonymous... may I have a word with you...privately?
>Thank you
>Anonymous, since the day I met you... You have been the single most sophisticated creature I have ever met.
>Which is why it was so easy for me to befriend you.
>And it came as no surprise to me, that you, would climb equestrias rigid hierarchy.
>I had never been so happy in my entire life, when I heard that the dashing rogue, Anonymous was crowned an archduke of equestria. Ohhh I nearly fainted with ecstasy.
>I simply knew I had to throw a party for you. My gift to you…
>You know, any good mare would celebrate her ehmmm man's triumph.
>Anonymous, can I confide in you?
>Ever since I was a little fillie, my dream was to become equestria's most renowned noble.
>But alas, being born to a low cast it will always be but a dream. A unicorn...but not a noble...wealthy yet...not of great blood.
>And now Anonymous, here you stand, an unwed noble, a high noble at that. With the power to make this silly little mares dreams come true.
>Think about it Anonymous, together, we could climb the ranks of higher nobility and rule equestria with an iron fist...your fists of course….handsome….
>You and me, my brains and....ehh your charm, we could rival Celestia.
>Anonymous, please take me as your wife, say yes, and together we can create a house that will echo throughout history.
>>25836117
>a woman out for power and doesn't hide it
I like it
>>25836117
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOxb_SW4Cfg
>>25836117
"At first, the little white pony's suggestion caught me by surprise. While it was true that I had acquired some measure of respect throughout Equestria despite my short tenure within it, the notion of seeking power - real power - by exploiting my status was one that I had not previously had. Would it work? Would it be a good idea? I couldn't answer those questions at first; maybe I would never be able to. But what I did know, and what I still know now, is that I would definitely have to try."
