"I'm off to go fight in the war, wish me luck Anon!"
>>25839273
>skirt
>Kalishnikov
> 70's US army uniform
> 70's US army helmet
>in grey camo
>no body armor
>no radio
Well it was nice knowing you, 'cause whatever army is desperate enough to issue that gear is going to get absolutely rekt.
>>25839772
Chechens get desperate so they force the Russians to fight their waifus
>>25839780
Chechens did nothing wrong.
Summary: You are Etherbreeze, a unicorn born to Pegasi nobles. You got an invitation by Princess Twilight to some sort of clandestine meeting, and you need to leave in two days BY THE LATEST.
For now though you're returning home to do things.
Sorry I passed out yesterday after my christmas party.
>>25827084
>I like that slight hint of neurosis Etherbreeze always seems to have. I want her to have a sickly sweet, melodic singsong voice to go along with it.
Well, practice makes perfect... It's just a lot more practice and less perfect-per-hour when its not related to your cutie-mark.
>>25818364
>>25823756
> Please give us a look at what the mansion is like.
Ok please enjoy the first floor of the mansion
>>25832687
Also have a second floor. Realize that some of the rooms extend two stories high, while some parts of the mansion are just one story tall.
>>25832687
Oh, I guess I should point out, that dark grey strip is compacted clouds so that non-pegasus visitors can not die (since so much of the Hayseed airstate's money is made in rain and storms, they get a lot of earth-pony visitors. Also why they have so many guest rooms: where else would visitors stay?_.
Welcome to the Massive Pony Thread!
Previous Thread: >>25489190
Check out our slowly growing pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9HrRJZqs
Writers, artists, and critique are always welcome so long as it pertains to the main idea of the thread which is size difference.
first for hide and seek
>>25666902
>Filename.
>Hide and seek.
>Moistness in the photo
>>25666902
Sweetie... You are stretching it too much.
It's that draw prompt time of the year!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, simply having a wonderful christmas time.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/135676439843/
Friendship is Magic #37 storytimed here!
>>25796430
It's now -officially- winter! Though that may lie on a somewhat sliding scale in Equestria with ponies waiting on Cloudsdale's pass. How'd they do it in the old homeland? Same method, different cloud city? It'd be fascinating to know more about that time. But in the modern time, it's all windigo-free good times! Snowponies and sledding and hot cocoa with marshmallows! This is the moment snowflake cutie marks get to really shine!
>>25844287
Previous thread.
The ponies should live in constant bewildered fear.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Meme daddy
Meme daddy
http://vocaroo.com/i/s014RDVD9mXs
Anyone remember me?
Will take any request that isn't too loud + under 1-2 minutes.
Also feel free to share your own voice, this is a Vocaroo thread as well!
>>25841262
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1md5qvMnkgC
>>25841262
Can you say this poem?
http://www.poetryfoundation.org/poem/175772
>>25841262
Yes I dooooo
So, my mom says I need to stop watching MLP and to start acting my age (31).
Apparently 4 days before Christmas is the time to tell me to start looking for work and to stop being a child.
I tried explaining that the show might look like a kids show but it is really meant for adults but she wouldn't listen. It was embarrassing for her to look at my Christmas wants list and see a bunch of MLP toys listed and more embarrassing again for her to go into the girl section to buy them.
What should I do? Any pony out there have any convincing arguments I can use to make her understand that I'm not a retarded 6 year old girl?
>>25835653
Drink bleach
>>25835653
commit sudoku
>>25835666
Devil's Number!!!!!
I don't want to die. I want to be a pony.
Bimbo thread.
>Rainbow Dash
>Wonderbolt
>A woman barely alive
>Gentlemen, we can rebuild her
>We have the technology
>We have the capability to make the world's first bionic bimbo
>Rainbow Dash will be that bimbo
>Hotter than she was before
>Hotter
>Lustier
>More stacked
DA-NA-NA-NAAAAA
All these fucking forced/tricked human on ferl pone blowjob pics
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-pinkgagy
Came so hard
>>25812557
>Humanxpony
>>25812557
>Twilight does't need tricked.
>She takes it like a pro.
Nerdy girls really are sex champs
Good find.
Or: Minotits will save us all
Old Thread: >>25768403
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
I want to bonk ponk's badonkadonkalso it's reverse gender roles in Equestria, so fuck off with your minotit shit
Don't Stop BeDazzling Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>25728406
First for best poof
Busy af edition.
Previous thread: >>25690690
Pones that just like Anon as a friend and nothing else... b-baka.
Current Writefrags:
http://pastebin.com/u/RiggyRag
http://pastebin.com/u/Fruitanon (Maybe? Somewhere?)
http://pastebin.com/u/AnalPlugAnon
http://pastebin.com/u/Hellmeister
Come join in! Not that we like you or anything.
>>25755494
Can Anon be tsundere too, or is it just animu harem shit?
>>25755494
No,
is yandere.
>>25755520
sure, if you write/draw it.
>Great. Another general. What is it?
You better believe it's another fuckin general.
This thread consists of everyone's favorite human Anon, the only problem is that he's now a cute, green little filly.
>What should I expect?
Fillies, shenanigans, and usually a bitchy Twilight.
>Pictures? Pastebins?
Find them here:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1a4t08j9QfWYnKlivtEHxvvuxHddJy29JOPXuJeQijMY/
>I'm a writer!
Awesome! Just be sure to link your pastebin to the OP for Fauvra to add!
Old Mare Anon: >>25684127
First for EQG Anonfilly!
>>25753022
Why on earth did you bother making a new thread? we dont have any content.
is anon for sexual
>What is Flutterrape?
Flutterrape is a collection of stories about ponies trying to have sex with Anon, the only human in Equestria. While the title implies that it is Fluttershy trying to rape Anon, others may follow in her hoofsteps and attempt their own versions of >rape. There are different versions of Flutterrape, but most are lighthearted stories about the ponies failing in their comical attempts to get into Anon’s pants. Just because your story has Anon in it, doesn't mean it fits in this thread. Check other threads (Pie, AiE, etc) about story content before posting.
Author List: http://pastebin.com/eG8iY7Wy
Request Bin: http://pastebin.com/rZU1Hbqy
Add for Skype: flutter.priest
Old thread: >>25717996
Thread Archive: https://desustorage.org/mlp/search/subject/Flutterrape/
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>How do I start writing?
Writing these stories is very easy. Write in the second person and preface your lines with ‘>’. This is what turns normal text into greentext.
Writing Guides:
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http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
http://pastebin.com/r6dTpd3j
what is this
>>25746677
the yellow horse
>>25746677
A yellow horse that can't seem to wait a couple weeks out of eagerness to give you your Chistmas (or whichever holiday you celebrate) present.
You just need your pants off.
>You're on hold being transferred.
>You only just got here, they've got phones, and VCRS here, it's pretty much the 90s as far as technology goes.
>Hearing the rings of the phone as you're being connected.
>Some might find this kinda sad, getting to Equestria, to have phone sex..
>But they're stupid in your opinion, hearing the cute bubbly voice, like some of those hot mares you saw in town.
>It gets you hard just thinking that their voice could be on the other end of the line.
>You bite your lip as you rub your cock pressing hard against your jeans.
>No need to rush, a little warm up is always good.
>Suddenly click.
"Uh, hello?"
>"Hii, I'm Maud, welcome to Hoofchat, the sexiest phone line in Equestria, I'll be entertaining you tonight, might I ask your name?"
>Your eyes wide.
>Is this legit?
>She sounds like shes half asleep on the other side of the phone!
"I'm Anon.."
>"Anon, thats a nice name, what are you wearing?"
>Heh, well, now it's picking up..
>You say smoothly,
"I'm wearing A t-shirt, and jeans, and no underwear.. So, Maud, what are you wearing?"
>This is gonna be great..
>They're ponies, so, of course they're gonna say, 'I'm wearing nothing'.
>You slip your hand down your jeans ready to stroke it to that line..
>"I'm wearing a frock."
"Oh yeah thats nice-, Wait what? Whats a.. Frock?"
>"It's a dress."
>Could she try to sound alive here on the other end? Jeez what a turn off.
>>25738824
>Well, you're going to jack off to this if it kills you.
>You clear your throat.
"So, uh, you're wearing a dress huh, nice.."
>"Thanks, you look great too."
>That voice is so monotone, so droning!
>How could they pay this mare to do this?
>Well, you know what, she's clearly bored, maybe she's just had a rough day, time to try and turn her on so she can at least pretend to be into this..
"Alright Maud, why don't you lay down on the bed there, and we'll get started."
>You hear some kind of noise like, maybe a stone dropping on a desk?
>"There, I am on the bed now, what will you do now that I am like this?"
>You try not to sigh as you continue.
"Alright, I'm, pulling down the dress now."
>"Ouch, you are so rough, aren't you going to undo the sash first?"
"The what?"
>"The sash, around my waist."
"O-oh, right, of course.. Uh, I pull that off too."
>Something heavy sounds like it hits the floor nearby.
>"Now I am naked and exposed on the bed, what are you going to do now?"
>What the hell were you to assume the dress was made out of, chainmail?
"Y-yeah, alright, I'm spreading those pony legs of yours apart."
>"Ohhhh."
>You're pretty sure that was supposed to be her version of a sexual sounding moan.
>It sounds like she's just terribly bored though..
"Alright, I'm putting my head between them now."
>"Be careful, it is sensitive down there."
"Don't worry baby, I'm gonna make you feel real good, I'm licking your pussy now."
>"Oh, yes, keep going."
"I'm licking, all around your puffy horse vulva as I rub your upper thighs."
>"Ooooh, yeah."
Get the fuck off 4chan you flaming fagget
>>25738836
"You like that?"
>"Oh yes, your oral stimulation is most satisfying, please continue."
>Could she have answered any more like a robot?
"I'm slipping my tongue between your slit as my tongue finds your clit."
>"Mmm."
"I'm licking and sucking on your clit now."
>"Ah, yes, you are so good at this."
"Oh yeah, you're getting turned on now huh? Now its time for the main event."
>"I'm ready."
"I strip off all my clothing, exposing my big rock hard cock."
>You say finally being able to get some good strokes in.
>"I love rocks, I love how the much the minerals in your pants have built up over all this time. Please, penetrate my damp cave with your erect stalagmite."
>Ok, you literally didn't mean an actual rock.
>She's supposed to be trying to turn you on, but, there's nothing sexy about rocks.
>This whole thing was a colossal mistake.
"Look, is this your first time doing this?"
>"No, but I am sure with you it will feel like the first time."
"Ok ok, just, drop the sexy talk!"
>"Have I upset you?"
"Yeah, you did. Do I sound like an idiot to you?"
>Silence from the other end.
"I'm not a fucking moron ok? You know they pay you, good money to try and arouse the person on the other end, and you're absolutely messing it up, not once have I been sufficiently aroused, and that's pretty difficult to do really."
>"I'm sorry you feel that-"
"And this droning monotone, are you doped up? Are you on drugs of some kind?"
>Silence.
"Yeah, you know what, fuck you, and your stupid lazy shit, I'm going to hang up, and jack off, and probably cry myself to sleep, because you know, all I wanted was just a little bit of release, but you fucked it up so bad, I couldn't even masturbate."
>Silence for a little bit.
>"I'm sorry."
>You hang up.
>See if you call this shitty phone sex line again.
How Somepony to Watch Over Me should have ended edition
I'm real close to giving up on these threads. Seems like nothing keeps 'em alive anymore.
>>25718981
>2 predator heads, 1 herbivore head
>first predator eats pony
>seconds eats pie
>herbivore head eats ponyThey are all eating apples, though.
>>25719535
always liked the juxtaposition of the herbivore eating a pone and the predator eating a pie.
>>25719535
last thread's OP image was shitty. I was intentionally not posting in it.
