Suggestion: we officially add to the fanon a new pony who represents the element of 'determination'.
Thoughts?
>>25849511
People like you are the reason that God doesn't talk to us anymore.
>>25849511
>>25849522
Fuck you
Nope, but nice dubs.
Though, I am determined to get these trips. Check em.
Love is over.
Over is love
>>25849497
Why do I find this arousing in a sexual way?
>>25849527
Because now she have to more holes.
Why is this allowed?
>>25849330
What am I supposed to be looking at?
>>25849343
a penis
>>25849347
That's not a dick.
Since /trash/ is the actually good version of /mlp/, what is /mlp/ even for anymore?
>>25848968
Garbage
>/trash/ good
>/mlp/ good
Yeah their both shit
>>25848968
>trash
>good
Why would you pay a pone for sex when you can just take what you want?
>>25848815
Because pones can't use our money in their world.
>>25848815
>implying any fat neckbeards here can run fast enough to catch a pony
>implying skeletons with skin on /mlp/ could force them to do anything
>implying you can fight anything other than someone with polio and have higher than a .01 % chance of winning
You're all losers for a reason shitface. You won't be taking anything not given to you.
>>25848815
Because ponies are for loving, you fucking neckbearded autist.
Kill yourself.
I'm gonna kill myself. Post cute ponies please.
>>25848647
Why if you are killing yourself dumbass
>>25848647
Stream it faggot
>Now, Anonymous, we all know that filly sex is fun, but I'm afraid it is against our laws.
>So if you see any filly (or colt) offering their bodies for bits, please report them to me or another officer.
>Thank you for your co-operation, Sir.
>>25848103
but another officer already told me its fine as long as she gets a cut of the bits
>wink wink
>>25848103
>unzips dick
Com'ere Sweetie Belle, want to see a caterpillar? Put your hoof here and wake it up.
Can we get a Jewish ponies thread please?
Go away kike.
Your kind is lower than niggers and mudshits.
>>25848057
For about 10 bits, yeah
>>25848057
This whole show is a Jewish plot to emasculate white men while destroying any chances of them breeding.
>"Hey there, /mlp/-tan! I heard that somebody's hurting your board with lewd threads! If you come in my thread I can show you cool memes for only 11 bits! By the way, I'm a chaos dragone now!"
I'm only paying if I see dubs
>>25848060
How about I go one better?
>>25848111
Nice
Very nice indeed
Why the fuck did you just throw a sack of bits at me?
>>25847894
Look at all the money i made! Just from fucking!
>>25847894
This joke got old before it even started, and it will be dead by the end of the night
>>25847894
Cause I want to fuck you.
I have a lot of money and you are female, therefore you want to fuck me.
Oh, Anon?
Twenty bits and I'll be whatever you can imagine.
And at least three things you can't.
>>25847793
Discord is unfair competition to everybody else.
>>25847824
She can only change, not mess with reality itself.
>"U-um Anon? C-can you point me to the bathroom? It's an emergency."
>>25847255
down the hall and to the left.
>>25847255
"its to late fluttershy"
>>25847255
The bathrooms actually my mouth
The history of /mlp/
You're a few months late. But for old time's sake.../)
>>25846996
>Fan of the fandom
Kill yourself.
>>25846996
Needs more Spike.
>"I'LL PAY YOU 800 BITS TO TAKE MY VIRGINITY!"
>>25846310
mmmmmmmm yessssssssss!
>>25846310
Alright, but where am I taking it to?
What are you listening to, Anon?~
Share what you're listening to and read stuff.
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>>25841620
>Big Mac gulps as he fumbles with the button on his jeans, eventually getting it and unzipping his fly.
>The girl mewls when she hears the sound of his zipper, and looks back over her shoulder, biting her lip as he slides his pants down.
>Her eyes lock on the bulge in his underwear, and it's her turn to gulp.
>'I knew what I was getting into, don't wuss out now...' She thinks to herself.
>The girl's seen it before, stolen glimpses when she was hanging out with his sister at their farm.
>Accidentally walking in on him in the shower. Calling him down to breakfast when she knew he was changing and barging in when he didn't come down.
>Every excuse she could think of, and not seem too suspicious.
>It still amazes her, and the idea that it's supposed to somehow fit inside her fills her with trepidation no matter how many times she psyches herself up.
>"G-good, let's get this s-show on the road." The girl says with false bravado, her stutters giving her away to Big Mac.
>"Look, we kin call this off..." He starts, but the girl presses a hand to his lips.
>She takes a deep breath, and Big Mac watches her ribs expand and contract, her breasts rising and falling.
>"No, I want to do this." The girl steadies herself, and reaches back, unclasping her bra and pulling it off slowly before letting it fall to the side.
>She hugs her arms around her chest, looking to the side. "I know they're not that big, but..."
>Big Mac reaches a hand up, turning her face gently toward him. "They're perfect."
>The girl looks at him, sniffing loudly, then lets her arms fall to her sides.
>Big Mac reaches up, trailing his work-roughened fingers across her chest, cupping a breast gently.
>The girl shivers, her hands reaching down and massaging his chest as she slowly slides backward.
>Her ass makes contact with the top of his underwear, and she hesitates before sliding down further.
>>25842033
>She feels herself slide over him, his shaft running down his left thigh, half hard and already extending well past the leg hole of his underwear.
>Unable to stop herself, she pulls his underwear off quickly. He obliges her, lifting a leg so she can strip it off more easily.
>The unimpeded view of his member sends a shiver up the girls spine. It's already at least seven inches long, and not even at full length.
>She feels herself start to get wet just from the sight of it.
>Reaching down a trembling hand, she brushes it with her fingers lightly, eliciting a gasp from Big Mac.
>Grinning, she grasps onto the base of it and squeezes gently, feeling it twitch against her palm and harden a bit more.
>"This is nuts. How is this gonna fit?" The girl whispers to herself as she slowly strokes the shaft.
>Big Mac grunts as the girls fingers slide up and down his dick slowly, feeling himself harden fully.
>"Might not. Happens on occasion." He mutters, thinking back to the disaster that was his first and last night with Ms. Cheerilee.
>The girl halts her movement, turning to face him. Her eyes don't quite meet his.
>"Have, you know, you been with a lot of girls?"
>Big Mac shrugs uncomfortably. "A few. Man gets a reputation, ends up gettin' more attention than he might like."
>The girl nods. "That sounds like it could suck. From one person with a reputation to another, sometimes it's a raw deal."
>Big Mac sighs, his hand going up to the girls cheek. "Ah do want this t'work out. The more Ah think about it, the more Ah like the idea of bein' with you."
>The girl nuzzles into his palm, resuming her strokes. "That makes me really happy, big guy."
>She nods to herself and dismounts Big Mac, turning so she can strip off her panties.
>She moves up his chest and presses her mouth into his, and they kiss passionately as she continues to lightly stroke him.
>After a minute, the girl breaks off the kiss, turning around and moving over to his crotch.
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