>at parents house for christmas
>all relatives are over too
>wake up christmas morning
>go to living room
>see this under chirstmas tree
>family will be out soon
What do?
>rape
>>25865160
>what do
Send it back, that's not the one I ordered.
>>25865160
>you gingerly peel off the bow, trembling with anticipation
>there's unexpected resistance. Something is holding the bow firmly in place.
>You tug harder, and the bow gives way
>You see the butt plug fly past in your peripheral vision as 3 weeks' worth of shit, fueled by a steady diet of onions and carrots, erupts into your face, the acrid stench of runny diarrhea and chunks and gobs of more solid feces flowing into your mouth, down your throat, and up your nose, making you gag instantly, and causing you to empty the entire contents of your stomach into the festering pile of smelly shit on your good white carpet.
>"Merry Christmas!" she yells while you retch and vomit. "I gave you intestinal worms!"
>>25864978
>batshit
Into the >>>/trash/ it goes
>>25864978
No. No, no, no, and more no. It's bad enough we have to constantly weather 'hurrrr u guise are furries' bullshit from within.
>>25864998
Hi, Shiny.
Dragon dildo
>>25864933
Sugar star
>>25864933
Poni plush or this>>25864944
and I ended up sick and disgusted from Cloppers.
>>25864676
Yeah, world's cruel
>the first one is about rocks
>they're all about rocks
why is maud the most based?
also, why is limestone and cunt?
and marble x bigmac OTP? you know they are down with a little incest.
>>25864654
Maud dies in the movie. The script leaked.
>the first one is about cocks
>they're all about cocks
why is op such a faggot?
The unfortunate reality of these cutie marks is that they'll be around forever
They will never go away
They can never be undone
>>25864645
Just like your autism.
>>25864652
No one asked you. Rick Berman.
Cheerilee is bad at teaching because she is a flower seller in denial.
Discuss
This explains everything.
There was a pony who got a cutie mark of some foals, and they wanted to be a teacher, but they were a pedo.
She's a bad teacher because she's a drunk like her sister.
>>25864579
Cheerilee's Garden is now cannon, the foals are just clones
I'm bored /mlp/, what should I do?
>>25864551
kill yourself
>>25864551
Watch a Christmas movie.
>>25864551
Go fuck a horse, then report back
>"What's up Anon? looks like you want to make me a proposal"
>>25864455
$10 if you suck my dick.
>>25864455
nope, just thinking thoughts.
>>25864455
I propose checking 'em
plot thread
BUNGO HAS COME FOR YOUR VIRGINITY!
gotcha betch
I want to put glass inside Rainbow Dash's vagina
>>25863268
Hot diggetty demon please go
>>25863268
glass what?
marbles?
>>25863283
Just glass.
Guess what guys?
Mom said I'm not banned anymore and can watch as much MLP as I want!
This is so great! She even hinted that there might be some MLP toys under the tree for me this year!!!!
I've never been more relieved. Someone suggested in my other thread that I should try crying and I did and she felt sorry for me.
Is anyone else getting MLP toys for Christmas? I had a long list of wants. If I don't get them all there is always my 32nd birthday which is coming up in April!
sage. I'm not sure which field it's supposed to go in, but better safe than sorry.
>>25862733
>Mom said
>32nd birthday
I really hope this is just bait.
>>25862733
Eat a dick with your awful bait, faggot.You make me ashamed to be 31, fucking turbo autist.
>>25861461
is this the new
i want to cum inside rainbow dash?
I want to cum inside Buttercup.
>>25861461
You have made this thread 23 times since august.
I tried this like a year ago, it worked well. Lets try again.
>>25861030
Let me take a stab at it here in a moment.
>>25862661
This is quite possibly the laziest edit ever.
Daily reminder that it's dead because we don't deserve nice things.
I think my favorite thread was the first one with twilight
>implying the newshit on neo-/mlp/ even know what this is
>>25860072
Is dead becasue no one give a shit about Equestria Girls
