You will never go to earth
You will never have rough intercourse with Kim Kardashian
You will never sink your teeth into a Five Guys burger
Stop being autistic and become a real Stallion bitch
>>25878052
>Stallions
>On the internet.
>Ponyvillers doing anything but shitposting all day
>Ponyvillers having anything else to do on Hearth's Warming but shitpost
How's that "reformed" cunt you've got coming along?
Holy shit!
so insensitive!
Some of us celebrate Griffons Eve you uncultured swine
I would willingly lock myself in Starlight Glimmer's brainwashing shed so she can take away my illusory free will and give my life purpose in my mind's eye. By melding myself into the hive, I would become immortal. By relinquishing my free will, I would become truly free.
Anyone else feel this way?
>>25877845
I'd rather just brutally rape her and leave her crying and broken
>>25877857
TA-DA!
/thread
>>25877845
I will admit, there's something kind of alluring about being brainwashed. I know logically that the reality would suck, but the idea of no longer having to think for myself, to have the burden of choice removed from me so that any pain or pleasure I feel could be attributed to someone else's decision? It sounds really nice, actually.
Probably says something that my decision-making process is so bad I can unironically admit that long-term I'd be better off outsourcing the job to someone without my best interests at heart.
i have been searching everywhere on the internet for this, where the hell can i find a torrent for mlp season 5 in 480p?
>> 480p very important
op here again, are there special trackers or website for bronies where you can download stuff? i have very little interest for mlp but i kinda want it laying somewhere on one of my usb keys
A torrent site probably
>>25877569
i have searched dozens of torrent sites, i know how to get torrents, it's just that for some reason i can only find season 1 to 4 in that resolution, season 5 doesn't seem to be available in 480p anywhere i've looked for...
pony is not for sexual
>>25877345
enjoy your vacationeven though I agree with you
OP is correct. Clopfags are disgusting.
>>25877332
Heresy
Does /mlp/ operate?
>>25876815
Occasionally.
>>25876815ATF pls go
>Just realized i am spending my christmas alone living far away from home and nothing to eat besides tuna reading pony greentext and horse roleplay
If i just ask for something it would be that i wouldn't woke up tomorrow.
at least we have each other anon
Merry Christmasfaggot.
>>25876602
Ask for Tuna you can regurgitate and eat again! A Festivus miracle!
>>25876602
But you forget. Friends and family are for the weak.
ADOPTION FEE: $200 each or $500 for all four.
>>25876515
I'll take the three grey ones
>>25876515
That pink one's cute.
>>25876515
>you will never care for four adorable fillies who will all snuggle up at night with you in a fuzzy pony pile and whisper goodnight
Let's not be salty cuckolds for one day.
Happy birthday jesus
>>25876205
Happy birth day J-bus
>>25876205
>Let's not be salty cuckolds for one day.
>Makes thread
>no replies.
Happy birthday Jesus.
but not commenting is about as salt-less as this board gets.
Happy bday Christ
Sugarcoat should smile more often.
Easily best new girl in eg3. Surprisingly cute.
>>25876089
>"Hi again, everyone it's me, Anon 'The Tool Man' Taylor and as always, my assistant Al 'You should really consider being that cute in public' Sugarcoat Borland."
So hot...yet so little porn
It's really a shame she and the others didn't get main villain status like the Dazzlings did
>rainbow dash beats you in a game that you're really good at
>she laughs in your face
>"HAHAHA!! You really suck at this game, Anon!"
What do?
>>25875764
The true answer would be to FIGHT ME IRL
>>25875764
Challenge her to a different game that I'm good at.
>Pic related
>>25875764
Unleash my years of pent up rage and insecurity and punch that magic flying horse on her adorable goddamn snout.
>"Did you put the mistletoe on your belt buckle again, Anon?"
Shut up and kiss it Mom
>>25875328
No.
It's on my hat. What, are you blind?
>>25875328
Yeeees
How does it feel knowing that the show you got attached to is nearing the end of it's life, and that season 3 was the most popular it will ever get?
It's amazing that it lasted this long, but within the next 3 years no one will remember or care about the weird pony show. It hurts me /mlp/. I can't tear myself away.
>>25875149
Not as fucking annoying as the constant doom paul'ing this board faces EVERY fucking hiatus. Go ask your mom if she needs help in the kitchen and stay off the internet for a while.
>>25875149
Oh, people will care.
Not as much as they do right now, but the fandom's not going to die with the show.
>>25875149
>season 3
>most popular it'll ever get
Season 3 was literally the shows all time low.
0/10 poor b8 shaking my head to be quite honest famarama
On the first day of friendship, my pony gave to me
>A pocket full of spaghetti
>>25874678
>On the second day of friendship, my pony gave to me
>Two horse dildos
>And a pocket full of spaghetti
>>25874678
On the second day of friendship, my pony gave to me
>Two shitty prompts
>And a pocket full of spaghetti.
>>25874678
>On the second day of friendship, my pony gave to me
>two herpes blisters
Maud threadlewd approved
Blue board..
why is maud so much more attractive than all the other horses?
>>25873114
you tell me
from >>>/trash/catalog and trash pony.
>>25871998
Y-you too
Just 3 hours to kill until the party
Happy holdays
