>"You see, Anon, although Ponyville, the city, is administrated primarily by the Mayor and her staff, technically the land-area of Ponyville was given by royal fiat to the Apple family."
>"Now, while they no longer have any legal rights to the town and its environs, having traded or donated most of those rights away, the remaining land they occupy still contains its title and relationship to the Monarchy at Canterlot."
>"So technically, Granny Smith is a Duchess! Applejack, of course, stands to inherit the title under standard matrilineal primogeniture."
>"Not many of the old duchies are left. Ponyville was actually the last one to be granted, although there is still some argument in Parliament about what status the Crystal Empire is supposed to have."
>>25890625
Celestia a whore
>>25890625
Ponyville is a town, not a city, you incompetent cunt.
I SOLD YOUR VIDEO GAME COLLECTION TO PAY FOR DENTAL SCHOOL, ANON!
I usedyourtoothbrush to scrub the bathrooms
>>25890474
Well that's a decent enough reason.
You can give me free health care in the future toothpaste horse.
>>25890474
That's a very cheap dental school, you sure you don't want me to chip in and pay for a proper one?
>Found the picture online, it is not a real picture of my cousin.
I would like to have a serious discussion about what kind of threat grown brony men pose to children and animals. My cousin is 24 years old and during the last couple of years he has picked up my little pony and become a brony, things have escalated fast during the last year, he dyes his hair in bright colors, wears childrens t-shirts, buys pony toys and he talks in a really weird way, as if he is trying to sound like some high pitched cartoon character. It is obvious that the reason for guys like my cousin to like my little pony is, at the very least, somewhat sexual. These are characters made for little girls, and on top of that they are animals.
In my family we are very close to each other, we all baby sit each others kids all the time. I care a great deal about my cousin despite what he has become and it would create a rift in the family if I would forbid him to see my son. But I am starting to feel like I have no other choice. I am also uneasy about leaving him with the family dog.
I am not worried about my cousin turning my son into a brony because we are raising him right. I am worrying that he is sexualizing something innocent meant for little girls, and that he somehow will hurt my son or dog.
How do I know if my cousin is dangerous to my son? If there are any bronies here that can relate to my cousin, can you be please be very honest about how you view children and how your sexuality works?
>>25890391
If I was your cousin I would definitely remove your son's eyes and fuck the sockets given half the chance.
>>25890391
I do not believe you. This is bait.
>Unless your dog is a pony it's safe.
>If your kid is a pony you have bigger issues to worry about.
Brony here, I think nothing of kids. I like the show purely for the message and funposting. Art is just a bonus.
What are /mlp/´s favorite songs of this fandom?
Pic very related.
>>25890347
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fg4LqTXoYwA
>>25890347
I can't stop listening to PrinceWhateverer's Frailty, Your Own Sky and Taking Flight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QC8MHrFTLJ0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DKncNdwFGO0
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2hAK8CgZaZo
Also generally Respin, SGaP, PinkiePieSwear, Oodorato2, Foozogz etc.
>>25890390
Nice selection! I love those.
Poni is coming over
What tea does your horse wife drink?
No tea. Coffee.
She drinks green tea. She likes it when her throat is feeling a bit hoarse.
She thirsty fordick
>"Can I teach you how to read, anon?"
>Memeloght prompt
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>>25888520
Nah, I'm just gonna grow up to be a stripper instead.
Industria's government (a totalitarian country at the opposite of Equestria) passed an agreement with several countries, the Trans-Antlertic Economical Partnership.
This includes neighbor countries to Equestria, the young republic of Licornia, and Ponyland, so this time they won't get invaded by Germaneigh.
The partnership stipulates roughly an expantionist and supranational right to index all kind of resources regardless the borders, and establish international regulations in favor of private markets.
You have to explain Celestia about it and find a way to avoid world war.
>>25887157
Glory to Arstotzka.
>>25887157
>Wanting to avoid a war
>Not letting Germaneigh handle it
>>25887157
I will personally broker an agreement between Equestria and Industria that stipulates that the qt blue-haired mare leader of Industria may fart upon my face any time she wishes, and in exchange the Equestrian bit will become the standard currency of the TAEP. We will then filter raw materials and fuel to our partner nations and flood the world economy with high quality manufactured goods packaged with Equestrian cultural norms, until the cultures of the entire planet reflect Equestrian values and all currencies are subordinate to our bit-dominated economy
Post your sadponks
>>25886730
We already have a Ponk thread.
*Pinkamina
And yes, let's have a thread
>>25886765
Whatever. I refuse to contribute when the other thread is already slow as hell.
I'll start
>>25885953
>Bixies
>some kinda of uk cereal
pic is just a normal britfag out on a shopping trip, nothing to see here
>>25885953
Fucking diaperfags
>>25885953
AAAAAAAAAAAND hidden.
>Anon, it's so nice that you're letting me spend Christmas with you.
>What are your Christmas traditions?
>>25879700
How 'bout we see that box of yours so I can stuff in my present
>>25879700
Glue your bushy eyebrows back on if you want to talk to me.
>>25879700
Oh, my [spoilers]family[/spoilers] has tons of traditions. But before we get to those you gotta eat this first.
CASE FILE : NORTHERN EXCURSION
FOR PRIVILEGED EYES ONLY
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/northern
>>25836209
You walk into the decontamination chamber. The others follow.
Patches is right behind you.
>"Are you sure you want to do this?"
"Y-yes."
>"Remember, I'm right behind you."
You nod and open the door to the lab.
The lights are off.
Great.
The heater is still on, giving the room an eerie orange glow. The door to it is open, heating the cold room.
You walk in.
There's something gently breathing in here. You can hear it. The droning of the heater pounds on your ears in the silent lab. The breathing is labored, but steady.
>>25836225
You look towards the heater. There's something moving slightly behind the table.
Well, might as well just try.
You turn around and whisper to the others.
"Don't do anything rash or aggressive, okay?"
They nod.
You turn back around.
"Hello?"
The breathing stops mid-inhale.
A slow clicking noise comes from the other side of the table.
You decide to hum the lullaby. Maybe it will remember you.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1mzRxa5qDFY
>>25836235
The creature peeks it's head from behind the table.
You can hear it trying to mimic the lullaby.
It's not in your head this time. You can hear it with your ears.
Previous Thread:
>>25726776
Pineapple Archive:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/meme/fana
>Snapping back into the world you slowly rub your temples a bit
>That was a trippy ass universe
>If Shade really wanted to stop ponies from using drugs he should just teach them how to use that dank ass dream magic instead
>Trying to get a bearing of where you are you squint as the morning sunlight shines through the crack between the curtains
>And that’s when you notice that you’re looking straight at Ast, who appears to be upside down
>In fact, the bed she’s sleeping on seems to be upside down as well
>”Gar, what are you doing?”
“What am I doing? What are YOU doing? How’d you get my bed on the ceiling?”
>She looks down at herself in confusion for a moment, the blanket rustling on top of her as she moves
>”Uh. Gar dear, you’re the one who’s on the ceiling”
>Oh. Should have expected that
>”Guess it’s a good thing you installed whatever that bar is, your teleportining is certainly getting out of hoof”
Ponder how to exchange inferior unicorn for best bat booty.
>>25833166
Nice prompt.
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 114, and our Apple Princess has gone crazy with power!
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Here is full archive of ALL the stories in condensed, easy-to-read form with all chatter in-between removed.
Check out the pastebin here:
http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessApplejack
Curious what happened last time, or just wanna know what happens during an active thread?
Check out the previous thread here:https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/25779356
You are completely new and have no idea what is going on? There is a wikia with an overview of all characters, a complete timeline, previous thread recaps and explanation of the various concepts used in these stories!
Check out the wiki here:http://princess-aj.wikia.com/wiki/Princess_Applejack_Wiki
Confused about when a character first showed up or who they are? Want to know when an arc started?
Check out character notes and details here :
https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1PsMAwLcIdC3IYxezAV9Ko4neEguNvc3eQqQqiTCxdDs/edit#gid=2119378650
We have begun working on a big project to fix up old stories and make this crazy world more coherent and accessible to new readers who don't like the thread format.
Check out the 'Princess Applejack: Re-Cut Edition' here: https://docs.google.com/document/d/15cv3kqExr_vOM0JkUh4dqnvVKxJ5Z-P1KHwE8Z7aG0k/edit?usp=sharing
And finally, while most of the thread is very much clop free, we have a pastebin in case you're feeling a little more naughty with your writing, find it here. http://pastebin.com/u/PrincessAJAfterDark please upload any like it to a pastebin so they can be added out of thread.
And above all else, enjoy your stay at /paj/!
>"A-anon, I'm glad you came over tonight."
>"I... had fun. Thank you."
>"But, um, I need to... tell you something."
>"I'm not actually..."
>[squeak]
>"I... I..."
>I'm a girl.
>>25828917
Motherfucking... Every goddamn time. It's Celestia all over again.
So wait... that time we went swimming and I took your shirt because I thought you were a wuss...
"..."
>"A-anon? Sorry if-"
"Balls."
>"W-what?""Me too."
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