>>25895028
And hello to you too, Random Citizen!
>>25895028
Hey there... uh...
... random pony.
>>25895028
Morning, neighbor, how's business?
>"Well it looks like Anon finally came out of his cave!"
>>25894164
Kill me
I've been lost there for almost 2 weeks.
Thanks for not searching me or whatever.
>>25894164
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Who's more racist, Unicorns or mud ponies?
>>25894045
Pegasus.
>>25894045
Fuck off you race baiting pegasus scum.
>>25894045
Unicorns obviously but they have all the rights to be.
OLD
ASS
MARE
>>25893936
she's not that old
>>25893936
EXPERIENCED.
ASS.
MARE.
I need some 'good' pony OC names for a story I'm writing. Since I'm an uncreative fag when it comes to cringy pony names, maybe you can help me out.And while you're at it, you can post pic related since there is no Roseluck thread going on.
>>25893308
Tell us if the name will be:
>related to mane pallette
>related to the biography
>related to attitude
>>25893308
What the hell kind of horses are they? Could be Dust Glade or Freshwing or Chowderfart for the sake.
>>25893308
Why did they fuck up RD hair?
JUST
>>25893238
Cause they knew it would have ended up covered in sperm anyway.
>>25893238
Welp, time to buy those and become even that much more of a faggot.
>Be me
>Kind of person who browses here and actively writes and drawfags for /mlp/.
>It's Christmas eve.
>Drinking with family, having a good time.
>Younger cousin starts making fun of other cousin who is a complete autist.
>Autist cousin is about 14-16ish.
>Says something about pony stocking on hung on the fireplace. Then points out pony toys next to autist cousin's computer along with trades of the IDW comic.
>Autist cousin continues to sit in the room with family ignoring everyone and playing some stupid rouguelike.
>Autist cousin clearly doesn't know how to hide his power level.
>Eventually normal cousin takes book from autist cousin's desk and tells me to read it for some unknown reason.
>It's "The Journal of the Two Sisters."
>Read in funny voices like super mutant and Baby Cakes.
>Eventually get bored and stop.
>Learn later that autist cousin is homeschooled and does weird autistic shit like beeping when he talks.
>Don't really know autist cousin that well.
Can I or should I do anything to help my autistic cousin, or is it better that I just worry about my own power level?
>>25892474
I honestly stopped reading at "Be me".
Anyway, have a pony, whatever your problem might be.
>>25892474
>Learn later that autist cousin is homeschooled and does weird autistic shit like beeping when he talks.
Beeping?
>>25892523
Yeah, I didn't experience that first hand but according to one of my family members he makes beeping noises when you try to talk to him. It's fucking bizarre.
Did you get a present for the newest member of your family?
>>25892271
>rape
>>25892271
>only for the holiday week
Anon, that hurts.....
>>25892271
How about she gets in my god damn spacetime thing
I don't get it. Was this scene supposed to be funny?
>>25892133
>Applejack cries on the INSIDE!
Yes.
>>25892133
Don't worry, Anon. It's okay to be retarded.
Yep.
Despite all the people taking it seriously, it was.
Think of teens crying over the split of a boyband: it's dramatic to them but hilarious to everybody else. It's the same thing.
This just happened to you. She wants it. She guarantees no one will ever find out. Do you take her up on the offer?
>>25892045
>Hooves are fucking disgustingWe neo-mlp now
What are you implying? That we're stupid or something? Of fucking course!
>>25892045
I am not a pedo so no.
http://pinkgagy.tumblr.com/post/135835663450/the-truth-please-read
R.I.P.
>>25891862
welp.
>It’s been 11 days since I started this blog
literally fucking who
>"Anon! Give me my tampons back this instant!"
I would buy I need to use it as a raft
>>25891188
No Rarity. You need to understand how these fucking things are DESTROYING our environment.
There are landfills literally feasting with billions of these cunt corks. Think about it, if every woman on average uses 13 tampons per cycle, that's a hella lot of waste.
Just man the fuck up and use a moon cup. If you're a cheap cunt then a washable sanity towel like they did back in the the old days. Yeah shit's a big gross, but think of the environment you'd be saving.
>>25891188
>Finishes sticking one up each nostril.
>Throws the box of them back.
Fuck you, not my fault Rainbow Bitch beaned me cause she cant pitch for shit.
>hear a knock on your door
>see this
wat do
>rape
>>25891041
>Open the door
>Get trampled on my swarm of EQG chibis running into house.
>On second thought I regret everything.
>The chibi EQGs are all dancing around in happiness like your house just became the charlie brown Christmas special.
>Floor is scuffed to all hell only one option left. You immediately know what to do.
>>25891041
Acid
If Starlight Glimmer is a more powerful alicorn than Twilight, is it possible for her to become a more powerful alicorn?
Go back to your shitty fanfiction.
>>25890788
what
>>25890788
Nigga do dis da queen
We will be rewatching the whole show until more or less when we think S6 may start. Every Saturday, Sunday, and some Fridays we will rewatch one episode (see the calendar). Feel free to discuss it again, post screenshots and stuff about todays episode ITT.
I'm making this thread earlier than usual because in around 3 hours, at 14:30 EST (19:30 GMT) we will watch the episode trough some stream-like thing.
Today episode: Bridle Gossip (Season 1 episode 9). Written by Amy Keating Rogers
The stream will begin, as I said, at 14:30EST/19:30GMT right here.
https://www.watch2gether.com/rooms/slashmlprewatches-obrld06woymqj2cc
If you want, you can watch it online right here:
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xmzowc_my-little-pony-friendship-is-magic-episode-9-bridle-gossip_shortfilms
And you can download it here.
https://yp1.yayponies.no/episodes.php
And the calendar.
Alright time to watch some old pone again, nice to see you back
>>25890666
Merry Checkmas
Watch something good like past sins
