Prove that Past Sins isn't shit
Oh wait, you can't.
Fuck N yx
>>25895607
Prove that the fandom isn't shit
>>25895632
But it clearly isn't, we have plentry of musicians like tombstone and mando, don't forget aviators.
Animations like double rainboom which was pretty bad and anthropology
heck just look at derpibooru! We have a company that loves us too, even a few games in the works.
>>25895656
So yeah, the fandom is shit.
>"You said there would be cake Twily!"
>>25894681
Shining you're drunk. I'm not Twilight.
>>25894681
>meanwhile, not far away...
>>25894681
>"WHERE ARE THE CAKES TWIGGY?"
>"So let me get this straight here darling... You want me.. to give you some of my tampons so that you can put them in your butt in an attempt to see how it feels like for girls?"
>>25893668
No I'm gonna lay them all out and dump tomato juice on them to simulate WWIII.
>>25893668
I want you to check your fucking privilege, you ugly cumdumpster.
>>25893668
Why wouldn't anon just buy them?
>Every night I get to come home to this.
>>25891405
I-it's beautiful...
I'm gonna need more pictures of these mares
Those are some quality plushes.
So, what are you into?
http://strawpoll.me/6367490
Should have just asked what aren't you into.
>>25890947
Wow, really? You're literally into all that shit?
Color me impressed, anon.
>>25890947
Being vanilla isn't fun, Anon.
>"All I want for Christmas is for you to rub my feet!"
>>25887613
Yeah? I want a shark that shoots freakin' laser beams out of its eyeballs.
>>25887613
Here we go again!
>>25887613
I just want a banana for chistmas
>>25859622
Stop this
>>25859630
FAK OF, YA BLOOHDY PLANK
>>25859622
Dubs confirm Chavtavia
>>25859665
Kek
Semantic Error is about a low life hacker trying to scrape by in a futuristic Equestria.
So far Cold File (File) has managed to scrape up enough money to get him by for at least a week and is now taking on another job.
Archive: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/semanticerror/
>Currently you have some privet E-mails from some of the Cytogen employee's that were logging into the Cytogen file-server. You're still trying to find more information about your new employer, Wintermute, and this pain in your wing is not helping.
>While nursing your wing you look back at your computer screen to see brandy holding a first aid kit and looking concerned.
What do you do?
>>25848070
Assure her its fine.
We don't need WebMD on our ass and making us think we have cancer.
Have Brandy check through the e-mails. Put our mask on and check a couple of deepnet hacking forums for anything.
>>25848105
Anything on Wintermute. See if anyone's gotten jobs or stuff from them.
May or may not last more than ten bumps edition.
Death waits for no bump.
>"Anon and Willsy in Equestrian Afterlife" by Cosmic
http://pastebin.com/EYg9mA7m
> "Blitz's Ghostly Green"
http://pastebin.com/0DdrSJEE
>"Anon Gets Ghost Kids"
http://pastebin.com/zsCFdVLC
Would you smooch a ghost?
>>25833712
last thread was #2
>>25833865
>>25824843
>>25833722
I would, and so much more.
Last thread got archived. Couldn't see that anyone else made a new one so I'm just gonna hope they didn't.
Plushie and related things go here. Post all the pony plush pics pls.
Post pics of your new plush or progress you've made on your current plush project!
Watch for streams from our based plushmakers.
Prior thread: >>25782401
>Plush makers list (update me more plz)
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1nGiLeaAqN7EmXYQoLHklgYXnjuPe3mHvWbiHW_WPzZg/edit
Guides:
>Mare Pattern
http://i.imgur.com/3qnqSiL.png
>Step by Step instructrions
http://imgur.com/a/eLPmP
>Lewd Instructions
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1ATHzkeJLr1l6JulzQXRm3bIhYPjuSfjcNsExaXsFQxM/edit
>Mane & Tail Tutorial
http://voodoo-tiki.deviantart.com/art/Pony-Mane-and-Tail-Tutorial-422375776
>How to clean your plushie & remove mayo
http://www.deviantart.com/art/Minky-Plush-Washing-Guide-526558030
http://clopaholic.deviantart.com/art/Removing-Mayonnaise-from-a-Plushie-478146400
"It's cuddle time"
>>25819378
Has anyone seen a plush maker do a rainbow ponk well?
>>25819530
I think agatrix did a pretty good job.
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Previously in Equestrian Dungeon, our fellow AnonPones walked around the first floor of the Dungeon, destroying security cameras and peculiar floating irate signs. Oh, and Aloe was found, too.
The first 10 people to appear in this thread, per the Sunrise Edition's rules, will get a position.
>>25871149
Reporting in
Here.
Here's an /inv for anyone that wanted it:
Unpleasant Concoction
Clock
Balisong
Notebook
Miniature Christmas Tree
R/Y Throw Pillow
Chopsticks (E)
Modified NERF Maverick
Hardcover book
Pillow
Mineral Water Bottle
Ballpoint Pen
Shoe x2 (E)
Full Messenger Bag (5/5)
-Electrified Sledgehammer (E)
-Metal Trash Can (E)
-Wooden Spear
-Apple
-Power Bracelet (E)
Wheelchair footrest x2
Jelly Bean x29
10mm Pistol
Soda can
Ruler
Mini-Stapler
Desert Eagle
Louisville Slugger
Nuts 'n Bolts x20
Hunting Knife
Glass of Ice
Smartphone
Electric Guitar (E)
Popcorn
Bag of Potato Chips
Apple Suitcase (7/10)
-Microphone
-Laundry Basket
-Watch
-Bible
-Sturdy Knife (E)
-Femur
Raining CYOAs Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: This will all blow over after the holidays.
Last thread: >>25837078
First for Nightlight's big, bountiful, jiggly booty
>>25856293
Second for... yeah, Nightlight's ass.
Did Innkeeper say he was going to make and JAD today?
Current stats:
Strength: 7
Perception: 4
Endurance: 7
Charisma:7
Intelligence: 6
Agility: 5
Luck: 5
Current approval ratings
Igneous Rock Pie: Wary of you. Not sure what your goals, and aspirations are.
>Cloudy Quartz: Likes you.May want your juicy tender teat cluster.
Marble Pie: Wants to see what you're capable of
>Limestone Pie: Likes you
Last thread >>>25810334
Last we left Nick he had a helluva time explaining why He was carrying Limestone on his back, only to be sent to mine until Igneous returned after smoothing things. While in the mine He was approached by Marble who taunted him, and freaked on by Cloudy who is sexually, and romantically frustrated with her husband, After receiving a Kiss, he is interrogated by Limestone, unaware of someone who has been watching every action nick has taken since the beginning...
1/
>>25852005
>You laugh hoping that was a joke.
>She gives you bedroom eyes before leaving you in the cave.
>You take a deep breath, and stand up stretching out, and taking the pick back up in your hands.
>Before you start chipping away, a towel hits the back of your head.
>Well shit. Again?
>You take the towel, and turn around.
>This time it's Limestone with a bandage around her leg.
"Sup. Working hard, or hardly working?"
>That's so lame, and dated, you reply.
>She stands by in silence as you keep working.
>It's filling you slowly with dread.
"So..I saw what just happened with you, and mom.">You spit out sediment. Yeah you tried eating it again.
>You drop the pick, and try to explain yourself.
"Hush. You didn't do anything wrong...aside from that girly moaning."
>She chuckles at you weakly.
>You settle down, and wipe the sweat off your neck, asking where she was during all this.
>She points a hoof to a cluster of crystals to the side.
"I knew about the affair you know."
>She did?
"We pretend it's not happening to keep the family close together, but...well I guess it can only last so long."
>Limestone isn't her usual angry self.
"So why did you say all that stuff? She threw herself at you. Any red-blooded Stallion would have rutted her without a second thought!.....Is it the tiny pecker thing?"Yes
"What's in it for you, meddling in family affairs huh?"
2/
>>25852034
(From last thread)
>You lean on your tool, and tell Limestone that she looked like someone who needed someone to listen to her. To allow her to vent.
>Limestone leans on a hoof.
"And that's supposed to be you huh?"
>You say it's one of your many talents, and chuckle.
"Yeah yeah. If only your thing was as big as your heart."
>If this was an anime that word bubble would have pierced you.
>Is anyone ever gonna forget that?
"In any case, you better give me the same thing when I need it, or I'll think something is going on between you two!"
>She smirks at you like when you first had rock stew.
>You tell her you'll think about it.
"You're such a rock for brains!"
>You lean against the wall, and ask how her leg is holding up, and if she should be walking on it.
"I'm fine. I won't be able to put pressure on it for a couple days, but that's it. Why? You wanna carry me, and feel me up again?"
>She gives you a coy look, making you blush.
>You stutter out that you were helping her, not feeling her up.
"Yeah. Sure you were. The way you were grabbing and squeezing my rump, I thought you were gonna crush it!"
>GODDAMMIT.
>You growl.
"Hah! I hit the nail on the head! You're such a creep!"
>You shut your eyes angry and red. This is why you failed as a Celeb impersonator. You couldn't take teasing too well.
"You mad..? You wanna finish our match from this morning?"
>What?
>Before you can respond, Limestone has already began her charge, and pounced upon you with just her three legs.
>Your bodies collide, and bounce off the craggy wall to the soft earth below, where she pins you down.
"Admit it."
>You ask her what she wants you to admit.
"You know what you're supposed to admit! Yes or No?"
>Yes
>No
(Perks disabled, additional dialogue disabled, Additional actions disabled)
>>25852185
YES
Old Thread: >>25798458
New GoogleDoc Pastebin Archive:
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1aoh8YH3I0q78czAnb9mt_4h5jUeCUbivFV5WhAh935U/edit?pli=1
Old CrazyRain's Stories' Archives:
http://pastebin.com/C82B4dea
http://pastebin.com/u/CrazyRain
AIN'T NO MARE GONNA DENY ME MY CUDDLING
And the wait begins anew.
>>25846427
Random Anon here: I was the one who posted the original idea all those months ago (focused on post-breakup, with Anon having a new life with another pony like Fleur as a stepmom and Cadence feeling regretful, etcetera).
It's awesome to see something coming from my half-baked post.
Thank you.
>"Psssst..."
>"Hey...Anon!"
>"Psssst! Over here!"
>"Hey...hey...pssst..."
>"Hey Anon!"
>"Guess what?...">"I love you."
ME TOO!
>>25825389
tfw no weirdly clingy Sunset gf