Previous thread >>25705712
Praise be the queen of the night!
current green: http://pastebin.com/BAPzEq4X
Dropping in from SiM. The vast majority of my NMM content probably wouldn't fly here, but I'll drop one of my more vanilla stories for the sake of bumping.
>1000+1
>You are Anonymous
>Currently, you are laying down in bed, next to Nightmare Moon, who is already asleep.
>You’ve elected to stay up late in order to finish reading a new intelligence report on rebel activities.
>While normally these briefings were… well - /brief,/ this one was exceptionally long.
>Over the last week, a focused campaign was launched in the badlands and arid regions of Equestria.
>A large number of rebel logistical locations were located, and seized.
>An equally large number of ponies were captured, and interrogated about their activities.
>While this is clearly good news, it’s generated an exceptionally lengthly paperwork trail.
>Turning the page, you are greeted by yet another page of painfully small font.
>No doubt your exhaustion is making this more difficult than it should be.
>A yawn forces itself from your mouth, as your body reminds you that it needs sleep.
>What time is it anyways?
>Turning toward the clock, you realize that it’s almost 4am.
>You have a 7:30 meeting in the morning.
>Yeah - you should probably go to bed.
>Folding the booklet closed, you place it onto your bed stand before covering the lamp beside you, extinguishing the fire it contains.
>Pulling the blankets further over your body, you crawl underneath the covers.
>Even after this long, you can’t believe just how comfortable these beds are.
>Whatever their made out of- you’ve never experienced anything like back on earth.
>Noticing that Nightmare Moon is facing away from you, you nudge yourself slightly closer, before placing your arm over her wing; effectively becoming the "big spoon.”
>While this isn’t uncommon, it also isn’t a regular occurrence.
>Nightmare Moon’s body has… unusual characteristics.
>>25805936
>While sometimes she would be perfectly warm, just as you might /expect/ from a fur covered alicorn, this isn’t always the case.
>Occasionally, Nightmare Moon’s body becoming strangely cold, chilling the air directly around her body.
>Although you’re aware Nightmare Moon’s magic will practically suffocate and freeze a room whenever she becomes aggravated, you’re unsure exactly what causes this to happen when she sleeps.
>Normally this would make /cuddles/ an unwelcome experience, but tonight it feels surprisingly refreshing.
>Pulling her slightly closer, her mane begins to brush against your face.
>Nodding your head, you manage to guide it down onto your neck, freeing your face from it’s star-filled vail.
>Almost instantly, you begin to feel sleep pulling at your mind.
>Your body feels heavy, and practically sinks into the bedding below.
>Only a few minutes pass before you fall into a deep, welcome sleep.
>…
>…
>...
>Twitch.
>...
>You feel something push against your arm, but your mind is far too cloudy to register what it is.
>…
>Twitch.
>It happens again, and senses begin to pull you from your sleep.
>Like a morning alarm, you try to ignore it.
>…
>Twitch.
>For a third time it happens.
>By now, you’ve managed to wake yourself up, and slowly, your mind begins to catch up with your body’s inputs.
>Those are… feathers.
>Just as you begin to move, her neck twitches back slightly, brushing slightly against your nose.
>It’s Nightmare Moon.
Old thread
>>25717656
>>25803997
could've done better with the OP image honestly, but whatever
Would you help her put cream on her hemorrhoid? It's swollen and painful.
![1046688__safe_solo_twilight+sparkle_princess+twilight_tongue+out_artist-colon-nobody[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/eqj0waG.png "1046688 safe solo twilight+sparkle princess+twilight tongue+out artist-colon-nobody[1]")
>>25803997
best wiener pone
why is she so perfect?
Because she's cute + beautiful
>>25794885
Because she's not.
>>25796145
Hey buddy, wanna knuckle up? Huh? You wanna crack wise? How about I crack ya 'cross the teeth, huh?
Reminder to everypony, don't forget to show your love and affection for that special husbando of yours. Pic related, my one and only husbando.
>you will never be his glorious armored steed while he leads his legions into Germania and purges the barbarian filth
>you will never carry him upon your back while parading through the streets of Rome as thousands of citizens come out to celebrate his glorious triumphs
>you will never be there for his coronation as Rome's Emperor-for-life>he will never take you into his private chambers and give you a good hard cuddle in bed while you nuzzle against his laurel crown
So how's the show looking for all of you? Last episode was the writers revisiting that whole 'story within a story' trope, talking about how a lot of the humans are having mixed reactions towards a new movie called "The Force Awakens".
>>25910424
its a good idea. in fact i greatly enjoyed it. i even made a copy of my favorite character from that story.
>pic related its me
Bad taste in humans, newfoal. Take a look at real husbando material.
>>25910424
Never understood why it was called "my little human" Humans are actually pretty tall
/mlp/, I have something to confess, and literally it's more confusing than it is a bad thing.
I'll admit it, I am super homo for Shining Armor. I can just imagine him and his high-pitched moans of pleasure as my cock stimulates his sensitive jizz-organ (Prostate gland I know) thus firing his buckets of hot ropes of cum to the floor, splashing and tinkling below him upon impact... and all this in the afterglow many love hearts float up and out of his head popping like bubbles.
I know he's married to Cadence and that he is shown to be straight... but why, for the love of all that is not me, do I believe him to be a homosexual stallion influenced by the princess of love? Why him?
Tell me /mlp/, from all the autism, faggotry and girlfriendless minority of the fandom, have you ever questioned your reason why you chosen your waifu/horsbando?
I just pick what my cock finds hot.
At least your husbando can be bisexual and Cadance could totally be okay with that, with the whole "sharing love in all forms" mentality and all.
>>25909486
>his high-pitched moans of pleasure as my cock stimulates his sensitive jizz-organ thus firing his buckets of hot ropes of cum to the floor, splashing and tinkling below him upon impact
...g-god damn it, OP.
More draw prompt!
>Draw ponies, or any other creature, preparing for, or cleaning up, the holidays.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/136103210768/
It's all fun and games now, but soon enough and the work will resume in earnest. At the least, ponies will have to pick up after the big new years' party. But there will always be time to worry about that later - right now, the bigger concerns should be what to wear next from the winter wardrobe and being on the lookout for surprise snowball ambushes which may necessitate an earlier change than planned!
>>25906164
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>>25911618
I've rewatched crusaders of the lost mark more times than i care to think.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aGDCE6Nrz0
Welcome to Equestrian Dungeon, the long-awaited sequel to /mlp/ Tower. As in the last rendition of the game, the goal will be to get to the end of the segment or floor. Along the way, you will be able to keep items you find (and mischeviously bring along) in the Inventory, as well as work with a set number of players, dubbed "AnonPones," in the thread. AnonPones are created when a player joins the game. There are multiple interactive objects, such as switches, levers, giant metal springs, and the occasional undead or mechanical monstrosity that's out to kill your party. There are also many traps scattered throughout the floor, such as flamethrowers and bottomless pits, that also harm or kill your AnonPones. You have no floor diagram, alas "Flying Blind", and you will rely on
>Greentext parts of the story
to move along.
Previously in Equestrian Dungeon, the AnonPones beat up some more kitchen appliances and finally made it to the boss, who is a pretentious skeleton with a fuckton of DEF. Can they kill him before he brutally massacres them?
We are currently in a boss fight. You may join after it has ended.
Keep attacking the Skeleton
>>25907443
Attack the arm that is holding the spook's shield, hopefully making it drop.
Slash with my Iron Sword.
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>Browser Pony Author List
http://pastebin.com/ZCGjtftk
>Browser Pony image and story archive (cloud)
http://derpy.me/BrowserPonies
Yay! New thread!
I'd like to believe it's the best pencil-on-paper one so far.
>>25905322
Damn, I love your style. Do you use something special, like, pencils or paper to make those? My style is not that nice...
>"Me and Anonfilly just had tons of hot lesbian sex on your bed anon!"
>>25890580
Aw, I missed it? Let me know next time so I can join in.
>>25890588
Your dubs can join in as well
>>25890580
I know, I was watching
No Nerds Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
>Shitpost
List of stories: http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/
Read this advice first:
http://anonpone.pineapplecomputing.com/advice
http://www.tgchan.org/wiki/Advice
>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151810
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/5151994
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/5207921
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/5498136
Remember: Don't talk about Secret Club
Last thread: >>25877933
>>25902210
First for wew
Threadly reminder
Bully Secret Club.
What's with all the newfags that want to be nice all the time recently?
>>25906989
fuck off glimmerfag
>>25906989
Hi, how are you?
Want to be friends?
Are you implying you go out of your way to be hateful and rude OP?
Gee, that's not autistic at all.This is nice board :)
New Photofunia thread
Dubs name the baby boy. Horse fucker or horse pussy will not be accepted
Ibetra yedmy waifufor3d
Cunt Destroyer.
>>25911744
Accepted please hold
Celestia is a qt.
Agreed.
\[T]/
HoliDazzlings Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group: >http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Old Shattered Gem: >>25779336
nth for holiday hype
Merry Christmas, /dzg/
