So we've talked about Christmas plans, /mlp/, but what do you plan on doing new years eve?
Opening this bad boy with dad (maybe others too) in the local park in perfect vantage point of the Sydney Harbour Bridge fireworks and we might polish off some Cordon Bleu or a quality heavy-bodied red later.
>>25867974
Alcohol. Lots of alcohol.
>>25868043
All you had to put was this.
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So, What's next for the Wonderbolts?
>>25867846
Being nice and respectable.
>>25867846
Orgy,
>>25867846
That's sick
if your waifu existed and you got to meet her irl, how disgust and/or disappoint would she be with you?
>>25867762
Honestly, Purple Smart probably be okay with having me as a friend. I'm in STEM, so we can talk about science.
Depends.
>>25867762
Probably a lot, im still a kiss-less virgin, i was anti-social in highschool and now i just spend most of my time on some Filipino puppeteering website
How would you honestly react if they killed off your third favorite pony in the upcoming movie? Was in keeping with the tone but there was no doubt that she's gone forever.
She gets no screentime so nothing would change.
>>25867582
>Luna
Holy fuck that'd be one hell of a plot twist, wonder if they'd get M. Night Shyamalan to come in and "pull it off".
>Pic completely unrelated
>>25867582
>Celestia
Didn't they already do that in S5?
>"A-anon, are you sure this 'prostitution' business is a good idea? Twilight told me I'm not supposed to touch ponies there."
You are Spike's pimp. Wat do?
>>25867298
I would fire him
>>25867298
She told you not to touch /ponies/ there. Not /anons/.
Spike, its time to begin your dong expansion training
Would you go through hell for your waifu?
>Three months ago you joined a call to take up arms against a threat to not only Equestria but to all life itself
>The Equestrian Crusades
>The Ponyzantine Empire threatened all of Equestria with death and now you were to defend it
>Unbeknownst to you, your lovely and faithful waifu, whom you left in the safety of your home, has bet her eternal pony soul with Tirek
>He will grant you a safe return home after the Crusades on the condition that you are faithful to your waifu while abroad
>If you were not, she would be eternally damned and you would have to fend for yourself
>You were not
>You fell prey to a seductress who took you in the dark of night
>Today, a blade has found its way into your belly
>Alone, death stands before you, scythe poised to strike you in twain
>He speaks in a sickening, raspy tone
>"Anonymous, you will pay for your sins, the price is eternal damnation."Any interest?
>>25866948No.
>>25866948
Yes! Let's us do this!
/mlp/ will defend this
>>25866369
/mlp/ will defend S5.
>>25866369
No, no we won't.
>"WHAT'S THAT ANON!? I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE 400,000 DICKS IN YOUR MOUTH!!!"
>>25866288
HOLY SHIT, DASH, YOU'RE ON FIRE!
>>25866305
Yay!
Rainbow Dash just punched fluttershy..
Wat do?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jSKyWSvNgg
>>25864069
Haha, she get's 2 for flinching, my turn.
>>25864069
Nothing, bitch deserved it
>there will never be an episode of Family Guy where Chris comes out as a brony
Why live?
>>25863835
Sometimes I wish there was an option to vote for a thread to be deleted.
>>25863835
Why would you want that?
What, bronycon using the autism badge system wasn't bad enough?
>>25863835
>post 2009
>family guy
It's time for your Daily Dose.
>>25863804
And time for your daily ban too.
>>25863804
people who post "daily dose" are cancer.
>>25863804
Did you just say DAILY DOSE?!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qZGdzVBAIL0
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>>25863543
Sagesagesahesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesagesage
>Hey Anon, I stole your first kiss while you were sleep'n!
This is a shitty greentext prompt and you should feel bad.
>>25863043
You nigger! How will a pretty mare love me now?!
You grab your throne and lay it atop a mountain and proclaim yourself king? You are nothing but a fool Anonymous. You have no castle, no army, no kingdom, let alone subjects who love and respect you. You are king of nothing. Now fall into my cleansing flame and turn to ash, you ape.
Celestia needs more action scenes
>King Anonymous then stubs his toe and cries for an hour straight
>>25862568
I may die here, but I set a goal to reach the top of the world and bask in its glory. I can die with no regrets.
>help, anon! one of twilight's stupid spells turned me into a balloon!
I don't get this fetish but it yields cute pictures so it's fine.
>>25862025
this
Hey Twilight why do you have a rainbow dash blow-up doll
