if your waifu existed and you got to meet her irl, how disgust and/or disappoint would she be with you?
>>25867762
Honestly, Purple Smart probably be okay with having me as a friend. I'm in STEM, so we can talk about science.
Depends.
>>25867762
Probably a lot, im still a kiss-less virgin, i was anti-social in highschool and now i just spend most of my time on some Filipino puppeteering website
Actually, Celestia would prolly be okay with me. I've spent most of my life in some leadership position or another, so I can relate to most of her issues.
Plus, I've been told I'm very good at cuddling. Might have something to do with the fact that I'm practically a Wookie from the neck down.
>>25867762
I am but a cute animal to fluttershy.
Probably not much, if at all. But given that I'm older than Sunset, it would probably un-waifu my waifu.
>>25867762
Oh, beyond words, probably.
>"This..t-this is it, Anonymous? You work a meager part time job, still live at home, and are slowly killing yourself with liquor and drugs?"
>'Yep.'
>>25867762
Scoot would like me
But I've never really had a girlfriend so I really don't know. I can't imagine she has terribly high expectations.
>Why does this blanket feel rough and stiff anon?
I'm pretty average looking, so probably not that much
>>25867913
>Filipino puppeteering website
nigga what?
I'd probably probably just be invisible to whoever though.
>>25867762
...Sunset knows what attractive humans look like.
I mean, we'd definitely be able to be friends, but I don't know if she'd be interested in a relationship with me.
>>25868529
Found the newfriend
She might admire my drive to succeed on my own despite my disability, but owing to my dislike for a social life outside of a few close friends, Twalot might be a bit displeased. Quite a bit, perhaps. I could do with some exercise, too, desu.
So all in all, I'd say I might be friendship material at best, which I'd be okay with, honestly.Waifus are just fantasies anyways
>>25868604
>desu
What the flying fuck?
That is not what I typed
>>25868621
Gookmoot put in word filters, family.
>>25868529
Newfag detected
>>25867762
the only way i'd be friendzoned faster is if we were related.
>>25868633
Fuck an hiro and his whole family
>>25868650
>not playing the long game
>not getting closer to her through friendship
>not being there when she needs you
>not being the shoulder to cry on when she is rejected
>not being the rebound
god Anon, do I have to spell it out for you?
>>25867762
Very dissapointed, maybe a little disgusted
>>25868427
I seem to think they are older as ponies, just for whatever reason they magically transform into teenagers in that particular world. Unless you mean EqG Sunset specifically, in which case I would have to reprimand you for >no hooves
This >>25867913 and this >>25868503
My Ponk has caused me to up my hygiene game.
Shower more often, eat less junk (self control nigga), fucking don't lose out on sleep, and just get healthier in general.
She'd probably be really proud to have had such an affect on me.
I still got more to work on, but I'm way ahead of where I was only a year ago. I'm fixing myself. Bettering myself. It's great.
>>25868633
>Gookmoot
That took me a few seconds, but I laughed really hard.
>>25868634
>>25868575
oh, i thought that was a secretive meaning...my bad
>>25868657
>Not loving the filters
baka desu senpai
