>I hope you can cook, Anon
>otherwise your ass is out of here in the morning
Ponies live with a food based social structure
How would you fare in Equestria?
Can you cook for pone?
>>25870298
somewhat
She might kick me out after about a week
>>25870298
hope you like pasta rice cheese and microwave pizza
also mince but thats to much work for me to bother most of the time
>>25870298
I can cook really well. Only issue is I really shine with meat...
I make a steak/burger so good that anyone that's tried it has literally cried themselves to death.
We post cropped porn and share
fun fact: i got awarningonce for posting this
it's not anthro if you can't tell it's anthro from just the crop
>>25870248
You can see the top of the boob though, that's clearly anthro and againt the rules.not that I'm complaing
anon, would you read me a story?
Okay, Its called the Faggot OP.
Once there was a Faggot OP, he sucked so much dick that everyone died...
..The End
>>25870161
>"YES"
>"ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A BALD GUY"
>"AND HE FUCKED RAINBOWS SKITTLE FLAVORED HORS PUSSY"
"wow! when did that happen?"
>"NOW"
Your a full grown horse, read it yourself.
Acting like a baby isn't sexy you goddamn autist.
>"........."
>>25870134
"....."
>>25870156
>"........"
>>25870134
Shitty meme pone, get out of my face
>What are you going to buy for Christmas, Anon?
>>25870086
8oz of Sweet Mexican Black Tar Heroin
Sunsetshekel
I'm not racist but DEATH TO SUBHUMANS GAS THE KIKES RACE WAR NOW in my humble opinion.
>Y-you want me to go to Uganda?
>>25870040
No,Ethiopia
>>25870040
Yeah, for Ebol-AIDS
How will you spend Christmas day, /mlp/?
I'll be busy praising Allah the only true god.
Say goodbye to your precious effiel tower stink france
>>25869891
with family, eating. then returning home and drinking while watching FiM.
Why is Eqg accepted here?
>>25869825
because we need to accept anything we can to produce enough content to justify our existence.
especially during hiatus
>>25869844
This is the absolute only correct answer.
>>25869844
>quantity over quality
i hope you and your family die in a horrible accident
so fucking what if the board slows down - why should it be fast in the first place? because you have no life and all you have to do is stare at a screen waiting for a reply?
"bump" or "waiting for a writefag to write me smut stories" is not producing content anyway
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSLn6Mw5y6E
Merry Christmas!
/mlp/ sure is showing their toys some love tonight.
>>25869280
I love this board
>>25869286
this is what /mlp/ used to be like before faust came here.
I'm mainly looking for OCs but any pony cringe would do
>>25869087
facebook, twitter, tumblr, reddit.
/r/equesting that one thread with a badly drawn twilight ass made in mspaint, and half of the people on the thread figuring out wtf was that image
Some variants as "shiggidy" twilight were in there at the time
I have a pony tulpa and sometimes I pretend she's flying around when I'm on the bus or walking around.
And when I go to sleep I usually cuddle with her.
Sweetie Belle thread?
I've been down lately and I need something cute to help me
gonna help you with pics op
>>25868787
>inb4 Chris Hanson
Since MarbleMac is offciially canon, let's discuss future canon pairings.
>>25868718
>comic
>cannon
there is nothing to discuss
As much as i can like this ship, its not officially canon, they implied heavily in the episode, but the comics aren't canon, maybe in S6 we will see some interaction
>>25868718
IDW ain't too canon. I'd argue EG is more canon, and I hate that too.
Did you have a good day /mlp/? Also, Happy Hearth's Warming Eve!
>>25868599
Hello, Moondancer from Friendship is tragic.
>>25868599
I always read it as "Hearth Swarming Eve"
sounds like a holiday where good little fillies and colts get presents delivered by Chrysalis Claus and her Bugpone-elves
but BAD foals get their love sucked out, so be good kids!
>>25868690
Suddenly I have the urge for some Queen Krampuslis content...
>Anon, do you know who or what a Mr. Meeseeks is?
>Okay, good! Can you pleeeeeease make him go away? He seems to be taking hostages at Sugarcube Corner. And he has a gun like yours.
>...I don't have a gun, so I really can't help here.
>>25868425
Or a horn
>>25868425
Would Meeseeks give me a blowjob if I asked him to? Would he also force Twilight to join him if I asked him to?
>>25868425
Did it really take us this long to make a Meeseeks in Equestria thread?
Christian Weston Chandler hates Starlight Glimmer. Discuss.
>>25868114
>mfw this thread
>>25868114
how does he feel about Rainbow Dash's blue hooves?
![[Internal screaming].png](https://i.imgur.com/ptZiMiX.png "[Internal screaming]")
