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>Season 6
>It's a "CMC try to help a foal get their cutie mark, fail for 20 minutes, and turn everything around in the last two" episode
>>25813385
>the last two
>>25813434
...two minutes of the episode. Seriously?
>>25813439
Still super homo.
Why is Celestia so big?
She is a big mare
>>25813016
UUUU
>>25813016
shit we need a plane behind them.
Rarity.exe has stopped working.
Would you like to restart and send an error report?
These green baits get dumber and dumber
>>25813012
>no fun allowed
>>25812965
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Why do you hate Superman /mlp/ ?
>>25812923
He's not that interesting as a character.
>>25812923
I didn't hate superman, until they made him so ridiculously overpowered, that he may as well be a god now.
>>25812923
He squanders his time and potential.
One man, even a superman can't do everything, but he spends 9 fucking hours a day 5 days a week shilling for jews.
Why don't the male characters get much development?
>>25812770
Because
Feminist show
Little girls think boys are dumb and icky
Little girls have top preference for above reasons.
>>25812770
target demographics. male characters only exist for continuity and to add to the character development of a female one.
the same happens in many male oriented shows.
>>25812827
Do you think there'd be a chance for a male oriented episode?
Aright you guys, enough is enough. These two ponies are NOT lesbians. They are just, as they themselves claim, best friends. Just because they live together doesn't mean they act immorally. Just because they can be seen together in almost every location in Equestria doesn't mean they spend long moments in the shower lathering their bodies together erotically. Just because they gently caress each others' faces tenderly doesn't imply they straddle each other in bed, simultaneously lapping at each others' marehoods, vaginal juices glistening in the candlelight....
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>>25812323
being a lesbian isn't about sex, anon
>>25812323
TL;DR
Lesbians aren't lesbians.
Just best vagfriends.
>>25812323
Nice copy pasta but it's still not canon :^)
>"Anon, melting down scrap metal for reuse is dangerous and pollutes our air. You are better off throwing that trash away and leaving that nonsense to the humans that have already poisoned their world."
>>25812270
Well at least I don't have my shirt on backwards.
>>25812270
If I don't melt it it'll poison the plants, if I do it'll poison the air. Why are we so destructive without even trying /mlp/?
>>25812270
That racist
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>25811852
Well I don't.
I want to cum inside Twilight Sparkle
I want to get spanked with a cactus bat
I want Greg to cum inside of me
Where is all the autism? I can't be the only faggot autist here.
>>25811614
>You know what this place needs? needs more autism.
>MORE AUTISM?! WE ARE SURROUNDED BY AUTISM
>You know not that much, just 2 cubic tons
>2 CUBIC TONS? YOU KNOW HOW MUCH AUTISM IS 2 CUBIC TONS
>>25811637
I thought it was more around the size of a metric fuckton.
>"Heil!"
>>25811585
>>25811585
>>25811599
GAS THE NAZIS GAS THE NAZIS
>>25811612
Found the Kike
so the only villains that have not been reformed are
>whereabouts unknown but were sent flying out of equestria via love powered shockwave
>Literally exploded.
>forever trapped in the metaphore for hell.>Eqeustria girls: very likely to die because the thing that lets them eat their only means of sustenance got broken
Say what you want but the writers have a pretty good way of excusing why we rarely see the same villain more than once per season.
Villain thread time
>>25811495
DT is a villain on the scale of Tirek and Discord?
>>25811495
Technically I think the Siren's were rendered human so they should be able to subsist on regular food now.
They might go through magic withdrawl though.
>>25811495
S6 villain
>"I saw you having sex with Rarity, Anon. Why didn't you invite me?"
>>25811333
Cause you've been hogging all thetrips
Because you're just a BABY dragon, faggot.
>>25811384
Babies get erections too. My mom is an illegal nurse who specializes in giving babies and preteen boys medicinal blowjobs. She gave them to me all the time when I had the flu.
>"They're bringing about an orchards destruction
>Replace orchards with country
>Fluttershy being a libcuck talking about how they have families too
>Mentions how they will make the tree stronger, almost like people saying the refugees will work and make the country/economy stronger
Ever realized how similar the song from Bats! is to the "refugee" situation going on in Europe right now and just how stupid fluttershy's argument is?
>>25811246
I saw how the metaphor was all fucked up and it could be seen as small companies should let the big companies take their work and become slaves to them.
>>25811246
Unlike refugees these bats don't actually destroy the country they live in
>>25811246
Welcome, new friend.
Lets write Celestia a letter one word at a time
>>25811052
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>>25811052
FOR SATAN!
In the Crystal Empire episode, Sombra infects Shining Armor with dark crystal shit. What if that never went complety away and piece of Sombra is now inside Cadence's child?
>>25810793
>>25810659
I fucking want this for the season 6
