Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out this Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Rarity's found her muse in varied and unlikely sources, but it rarely seems as if the stories she and her friends participate inspire her. A modicum of respect and modesty, or simply a difficulty in translating the experiences? Perhaps it's not the same kind of exotic luster of the unexplored. Still, has anything come out of having a breezy form, however briefly? Her time equalized, without her cutie mark? The Appleloosan affair? Being a superhero? She's got lots of material to draw from. And Twilight's tales of another her - if only she could see that!
>>25751638
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
I claim this MLPG thread in the name of the glorious Nyxfags
I always wondered why Ponks likes to sit on anon's face. It's fact for sure, but why?
fertile mares
Just girl problems.
We're going to have to put up with a stupid number of "Loss" jokes next season aren't we. I can feel it.
Paint me like one of your french mares~
>>25756128
I like Inigo Zap and Applejack's designs the best out of the Personhorse movie due to the fact they look the most human.
>>25756140
>Loss jokes
What?
>>25756152
But Indigo Zap is just Lightning Dust.
>>25756149
Desperate times call for desperate measures
Which one would youadopt?
>>25756128
That's a dangerously short skirt to not be wearing panties under.
>>25756140
the day loss jokes become prevalent in any sort mainstream media is the day that I finally give in to the noose
>>25756174
And she was originally going to be Spitfire.I am so thankful she dodged that bullet
But yeah, they literally recolored Dust at the last second. But I still think she looks better than 98% of the cast.
>>25756140
>loss jokes
>after they've been around THIS long
>appearing in my little pony
>>25756178
the pegasus and the unicorn
>>25756188
It could happen!
>>25756071
>Still, has anything come out of [...] Her time equalized, without her cutie mark?
Lots of nightmares I assume.
>>25756222
Only on the hub?
>>25756222
oh man I actually laughed at that.
>>25756286
>tfw madmax's organs have been harvested by the mexican drug cartel
Episode 3-5 of Season 1 start in 10 minutes on stram.party
>>25756300
>tfw Madmax is a Mexican drug cartel's shared rapetoy now
damn shame
>>25756176
Nobody deserves Nito's personal assraping service to be summoned upon them. There's simply no defense from these pricks.
Pegasi wings are very sensitive.
>>25756320unf
>>25756329
My usual defense is a higher elevation and a bow.
>>25756319
EXCITE
>>25756300
>>25756320I've been thinking about all the people that stopped coming here or just disappeared a lot lately and it's been making me really sad
>>25756373
here, this will cheer you up
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxUh9Umz_ZY
What is in your opinion the biggest flaw of the show?
Filly is ribbed for your pleasure.
>>25756400
Not enough horse dicks.
There's a soft buzz as the birdfilly wobbles through the air like a dizzy bumblebee, its furiously beating wings just barely giving it net lift to raise its malproportioned body.
It flops through the air into your lap while you whip up another shitpost, beaming. Reaches up to you with its hooves.
Just enough horse dicks.
>>25756412
ea pls
>>25756400
no celestia episode
also not enough dicks
>>25756335
rub vigorously
>>25756400
Why haven't they shown any of the alicorns' dicks yet?
I need to puke
super hard
>>25756444
Daily reminder none of the princesses have futa cocks.
>daddy!
>>25756404
How did you manage this, filly? It's weird.But really, really good.
>>25756387
That doesn't cheer me up
But I guess I have no choice but to askwhat are you listening to /mu/LPG
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9T0ICrAzqU
>>25756424
Start to reee at pony for interrupting my shitpost time.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0AAO92foBwA
>>25756319
GET THE FUCK IN HERE!
>>25756435
Is that a chef's hat?
You were right not to trust filly.
>>25756507
>>25756507
It's a really big muffin
Viewed from below
>>25756532
How lewd! Just laying there, spread eagle like that. What if a young colt walked by and saw that?
>it's a redemption episode
>>25756532
>>25756560
https://derpibooru.org/886253
>>25756560
>sees what?
>>25756459
>>25756586
>>25756586
Having one in a drawer doesn't count as a futa, Nobby. Then it's just a strap-on.
>>25756616
>You will never be pegged by Celestia
Why bother living?
>>25756525
I said thrust.
>>25756657
shut up Twist
>>25756649
damn it babs, just play along
you know I need this
![[sweating internally].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9YZs3nl.jpg "[sweating internally].jpg")
>>25756649
>>25756694
I want to thrust Twist.
>the princesses arent futa
i love this meme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dNM4K51M5aY
REMEMBER COOKIE CLICKER
>>25756719
I wanna twist Twist's titanic tiddies till they lactate!
>>25756774
Yes.
>>25756719
I prefer the nerd pony from Proncess Spike.
Her name was some pun on Fraggle Rocks.
>>25756795
>>25756616
>>25756740
I don't care for it
it's disrespectful to their majestic horsemembers
>>25756811
It's a bicep
>>25756811
OH UNF
>>25756820
Oh my.
https://derpibooru.org/1031693
>>25756838
That's not a horsemember at all
>>25756811
It is. It's a hugevuvuzela.
>>25756826
>>25756853
UNF
N
F
>>25756820
>>25756811
>>25756838
>>25756853
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T3wcxHiorJ4
>>25756838
what anime is this character from?
>>25756853
>>25756838bigger
>>25756865
Boku no Tomodachi.
>>25756811
Shouldn't that pool noodle be sweater
>>25756864
but what if it's a girldick
>>25756805
https://derpibooru.org/1023489
I want to Frazzle her Rock and cuddle afterwards if you know what I mean.
>>25756811
Why is she hitting him with a pool noodle?
>>25756903
girldicks were banned in Equestria during the 4th age
>>25756900
Tomodachi wa Majou
>>25756909
Because he mentioned something about watersports.
>>25756903
Then it is a boy. Refer to:
>>25756864
for additional help.
>>25756904
Too fucking unf.
>>25756909
it's a futacock because le funny mayme
>>25756924unf
>>25756924
anon
I can't jack off now
>>25756940
I have saved your eyesight, young man!
>>25756649
BAPS SEED
BAPS SEED
>>25756902
you're right, it is December
>>25756960
much better
>>25756719
I wantan update.
>>25756960
>She want to be your sister.
>And your neighbor too.
Filly has the high ground. Just give up.
>>25756904
Holy fuck, she is unf
>>25756960this makes it so much more unf for some reason
>>25756904
I just want to fuck her until she sounds normal.
>>25757000
COCK CORSETS ARE HOT
AND SO ARE BALL BRAS
>>25757010
>Ball bras.
>Not calling it a Bro.
If all the princesses have cocks is Shining Armor a cuntboy?
>>25757027
no, he's got a cock too
What if ponies were weapons?
>>25757027
Sure why not
Or maybe they have two cocks
Pony can't even last a minute.
>>25757031
Lame.
>>25757038
>two cocks
Spike already has us covered there.
>>25756811
>>25757047
perfect
>>25757035
It looks more like those are their weapons of choice, rather than the ponies themselves
>>25757047
That's ok.
We can just go again.
>>25757027
I'll vote for Shining having a slick, super tight cunt to please his hot futa princess with, sure. That'd be cute
>>25756981
>>25757058
Celestia just wants to introduce you to her new pet
>>25757027
>>25757053
I want to fucm fem shining.
And regular shining.
unf
http://img.pbooru.com//images/305/1960331f42aba735eda6f29888130d18.png
>>25757077
Fuck u, son
>>25757068
Little apple your mane is shifting colors.
You must be a changeling.
>>25757068
You forgot part of her mane.
>>25757068
your filly helmet won't save you, anon.
you don't even have a set bonus.
>>25757068
What a cute filly hat.
>>25757098
>>25757099
SHUT UP
>>25757111
It's too late, she's been exposed.
Her vibrating and making cicada noises didn't help disguise her, either.
>>25757111
>earth pone hat
what a pleb
Remember to upgrade your pony gear to Alicorn status if you want to maximize your DPS.
Princessdom.
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>25757178
baka desu senpai you big fat kek
>>25757111
We need more pone hats
>>25757178
How????
Anon being forcefully turned into a princess pony.
>>25757212
I just want a pony to snuggle with
OH MARCELINE
WHY ARE YOU SO
MEAN
Your eyes scan the itemized list on the work order. Pretty standard, no saddle, a little more ferocity than usual. At least they didn't request the monster suit. It gets really hot in that stupid rubber thing, especially if they like to put up a struggle. You check off the consent form and go to suit up.
The door slowly ascends to reveal a pony squealing fearfully, lewdly on the floor before you. You force down your secondhand embarrassment for the mare and put on your best gameface. Paycheck. Paycheck. Paycheck.
>>25757100
>>25757127
you think I would come so ill prepred??
s︂︂m︂h t︂b︂︂h f︂︂a︂m
>>25757241
she looks like shes enjoying herself
>>25757279
she is ready for WAR
she is ready for VICTORY
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRKDRVY13B0168768A
>>25757290
Hey nobby
Can you drawSatyrs?
hahaha, boop
>>25757241
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u5A55eWbiBI
hue
>>25757320
no
coloratura trying to be sensual in her outfit, but instead simply terrifying her flyingsaucer audience
IF BEING COOL IS ALL YOU CARE ABOUT, MAYBE YOU SHOULD GO FUCK YOURSELF
Strams over for today!
Next week we'll have Boast Busters, Dragonshy and Look Before You Sleep on the list!
The week after thatand maybe the one after that, toowill be a break due to the holidays.
Also made a thread on the sub so you can easily check whenever you want
http://mlpg.co/co/res/12463.html
>>25757361
>>25757349
FS hating clothes is a meme. No pony in their right mind would even care
>>25757363
Applehat.
>>25757361
Yeah, Gilda should definitely go first! All over it.
>>25757363
This show is good and fun
>>25757320
say no more senpai
>>25757397
kek
>>25757361
Wow, fuck you too. She's a strong independent griffon who needs no lame ponies.
>>25757397
Pfft
>>25757363
Fuck off
>>25757422
But shehugged Pinkie Pie
>27 inches
>>25757450
unf
>>25757450
that's actually pretty cool
>>25757457
>>25757457
https://derpibooru.org/1043414
>>25757474
>>25757440
Is your friendship ending?
Filly wants a sugar daddy to buy her nice things.
>>25757450
Now that I finally have that 4DE Twilight plush I feel like I can't really get any more of her since I cuddle up to that one at night. I'd feel too bad having to shelve or get rid of the original.
>>25757519
don't we all, filly
don't we all
>>25757482
It's beautiful
>>25757529
I have the same problem
I bought a little custom plush as soon as I was able to afford it because I desperately wanted one to sleep with, but it's really small and not much to wrap my arms around
I really want to get a bigger one but I'd have to sleep with both because I can't just abandon the little one after all this time
>>25757539
I got your ham right here.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/wc72c0to8ikxori/withsound2.mp4?dl=0
http://labs.echonest.com/Uploader/index.html?trid=TRIERCP13B4C0EC535
>>25757529
>>25757567
>tfw no pony plush
Why is their no decentCelestiaplushie that doesn't require me to sell off a few organs?
>I don't remember Pinkie Promising you THAT...
>>25757576
she's a complicated horse
>>25757578
You where really drunk.
Okay, the futa crap needs to end now, take it to
>>>/trash/
>>25757578
You regular promised.
Y-you did.
>pony brings you home and lets you cuddle her at night
>this goes on for quite some time
>until she brings home another human
>this guy's a fuckin' giant, easily ten feet tall with two feet of dick
>pony now cuddles you both at night
>>25757570
uh, thanks?
>>25757567
I had pre ordered a closed wing Twilight plush a while ago and panicked when they started shipping and I didn't see it show up on my account page, so I ordered the unicorn Twilight they had.
A week later the winged one shipped and now I still have it sitting in the package untouched. I'm hoping the Twifriend that lives nearby would be able to take it in.
>>25757586
you can always tell what kind of poster a person is just by their first post
>>25757586
>>25757592
Should have ended at the second line
>>25757533
It would be easier to please a filly, though.
Remember to give your changelings lots of love.
>>25757654
I really want to please that fivehead filly.
>you will never make love to scootaloo
>>25757671
She is still too young anon
>>25757658
That "blush" ends up looking more like they're his eyes.
>>25757658
Physical love?
>>25757691
Mark on the butt good to rut!
>>25757583
The mass produced Chinese Luna looks alright though. They even got something like the batpones right
>>25757691
Absolutely not.
>>25757691
she's gonna be a very attractive mare when she grows up for sure
>>25757586
>there's a Nyx thread
>and a fluffy pony one
>>25757698
I've got mlpg open on my second, 14-year-old monitor and I legitimately thought it had pink eyes until you said something
>>25757703
physicalcuddling
>>25757603
>>25757670
>>25757744
Do changelings even have gender?
I know there is a 'Queen', and usually drones in a beehive are male right?
>>25757760
That's too adorable.
>tfw you will never have a filly imouto
>>25757603
You should put one on top of the other, and start a purple-stack.
>>25757760
Dolphin pony is cute, whats her name?
>>25757763
Almost every bee you ever see will be female.
The males have really specific roles, and most of them involve breeding.
>>25757763
Most of the worker drones, at least in the case of bees, are sterile females. The males are literally kept around solely to compete for the queen's attention, and in the case of honey bees die to sire the next generation of bees. Because instead of a stinger, the male has a penis there, which gets stuck in the queen and pulls out all his vital processes so that the dickstinger can continue to fertilize the queen's eggs for the rest of her life.
A sterile drone can have its fertility induced via a diet of royal jelly, though this usually results in the hive splitting into two.
>>25757775
Just Dolphins I think.
At least that's what she is called in FS' background pony collection.
>turn on TV
>see this
>what do
>>25757780
>>25757808
>being a male bee means your a living breeding machine
Okay, can i become a bee now?
>>25757808
>Tell me more.
>>25757821
THAT IS NOT LITTLE, THAT IS NOT LITTLE AT ALL!
>>25757763
Well the regular drones look somewhat male, but they've only disguised as female ponies on the show. They've never talked on the show and AFAIK the comics haven't used gendered pronouns when talking about them.My headcanon is that changeling drones have no natural gender, but adopt over time whatever sexual characteristics best help them to disguise and obtain love.
>>25757821
BEHOLD BEHOLD
>>25757824
It also means your dick will rip out all of your organs to keep fertilizing eggs on its own after the first hump.
>>25757760
I want to rut that filly like there was no tomorrow.
>>25757848
unf
CONTACT PONY
REQUESTING BACKUP
>>25757848
worth it
Stallion was playing the long con
>>25757821
>The Princess has come to reap your souls
>>25757824
You missed the part where the queen pulls out your dick and reproductive organs, killing you while your dick lives on solely as a sperm generator.
>>25757831
All female drones are actually queens whose diet of royal jelly was cut off after a certain point. Therefore, any drone could become a queen in the right circumstance. This, I believe, was a natural safeguard against an entire hive being wiped out in one go. However, when a hive "swarms" to find a location for a new queen, the reduced numbers make them easy prey for predators that would have avoided a fully operational hive.
Beekeepers have a process where they induce "swarming" under safe conditions so that they can expand their stock of honey bees.
>>25757849
I'm calling the pony police on you
>>25757881
Haha, ponies don't have phones.
>>25757874
>every female has the potential for Princessification
>>25757874
>you will never go swarming
>>25757874
So Twilight ate the royal jelly?
I played the pony like a fiddle.
>>25757890
So you're saying ponies are actually bees.
AND YOU COULD HAVE IT ALL
MY EMPIRE OF DEW
I WILL LET YOU DOWN
I WILL BE A JEW
I'll be straight with you pony, I'm just using you for the cuddles.
>>25757937
>>25757895
Changeling would be the best bro,He would transform into any pony you want to fuck for you
I'll be straight with you pony, I'm gay.
>>25757968
Its okay, sometimes we all want a little horse dick
Gaze into the ponut of Limestone pie!
>>25757977
>dreams about sleeping
How desperate do you have to be
