King Sombra has kidnapped your waifu. How would you defeat the dark crystal king to get her back?
>>25734879
kidnap celestia, exchange her for pony waifu and crystals.
>>25734879
Get her back.Man has slaughtered gods, a faggot horse that likes gem dildos cant stop me.
>>25734879
I'd save her with liberal usage of fence plank and booze.
>>25734879
THAT PIECE OF SHIT
I'M GONNA DO STUFF TO HIM SO EDGY HE'LL SEEM LIKE FLUTTERSHY IN COMPARISON
>>25734879
Twicane him in the face.
>>25734879
I'll fuck Sombra in his tight ass forgetting he has stolen her.
>>25734879
...but Umbra is my waifu. How the fuck does this even work?
>>25737534
Selfcest, obviously.
I would die for Riley.
>>25737534
Then getting kidnapped was likely part of her master plan. You're still gonna have to prove yourself to be the bigger guy against Sombra somewhere down the line, though.
>>25734879
Cry because I know she ain't real
>>25737606
Well, then there's really only one thing left to do...>rape >rape >rape >rape >rape >rape
Send Spike and Cadence in. They're the ultimate tag team
>>25734879
She'll find a way out. I can't imagine it'd be hard for her to outwit Donut Steel.
>>25737606
I'd rather just crash the Crystal Empire with no survivors.
>>25734879
Sombra's a King, so we fight in the battlefield of kings until one falls.
>>25734879
i'm pretty sure the magic in the world would react to me, my rage, my need...to kill him, past shadow the hedgehog OW THE EDGE...i become a super saiyan
>>25734879
What if Sombra is my waifu?
