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Episode 525: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 1
Episode 526: The Cutie Re-Mark Pt. 2
Written by Josh Haber
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0fxe
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x3g0am7
Friendship is Magic #37 is due out next Wed. (Dec. 16)!
Draw prompts return!
>Draw pony, or any other creature, integrated into modern/near future society.
http://mlpgenrichmentcenter.tumblr.com/post/134645285533/
Things will be a little different in Ponyville, now, but more for Starlight Glimmer and her new teacher than the rest of town, really. What's one more unicorn learning friendship after everything the place has been through in recent memory? And even Twilight's been primed for this role from Twlight Time and other activities she's been running in Canterlot and such. So it's up to Starlight to be a good student, then. Has she had experience there? She's certainly learned quite about magic, but how much of that has been self-taught? There's books enough in Equestria for that - she'd also have needed plenty of practice, too.Was the town she started the first place she'd used the cutie mark extraction magic, or did she try it elsewhere, first?
>>25733454
Previous thread.
Season 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
>rape
Ponies like cuddling, but don't turn it sexual.
>>25738093
Alright fine. I'm going to guess that the larger nipple bump is supposed to be an exaggerated areola, and the second bump on that is supposed to be the actual nipple.
And I honestly thought you were pointing it out to be lewd.
Pony for pony.
I like R63 ponies
Pegasi superior
What do you like about this pony?
>>25738122
I don't understand
>>25738127
She is apples!
>>25738127
Her apples
>>25738095
>Starlight Glimmer got BTFO in the finale
You can't be Twilight in magic. You might startle her and get an early lead but she is ALWAYS going to overpower you.
Then that bitch pulled the friendship problems card. I think she forgot she was dealing with the motherfuckin' princess of friendship.
>>25738134
Hold ponies, but don't get boners.
>>25738127
I like that she loves Rainbow Dash
>>25738124
Me too.
>>25738123
Anon, as strange as it may seem, I may be one of the few non-/d/ posters in this thread.
>>25738122
>Cuddling with pony
>You get a boner
>"Anon..."
Ssssh, just keep cuddling, pony.I'll just go tug one out to pictures of you later.
>>25738127
I like heraccentAnd her apple bucking hips
Moondancer'sR63 sweater
>>25738144
That's pretty much what I thought all season long too, but Twilight herself admitted that Starlight was a strong unicorn. That's why she couldn't stop her.
>>25738149
They're good, platonic friends alright.
>>25738167
Good taste.
>>25738149
You must like all the ponies then.
Except Dash, you love Dash.
>>25738175
what's that pony reading about
>>25738175
what silly ponies
>>25738178
I do, but I really do like the Dash and AJ relationship specifically. It's competitive and cute.
>you will never make Trixie go full spaghetti
>>25738188
Who's a silly pony?
>>25738173
Twilight couldn't stop her because Twilight doesn't usually get aggressive with her magic. She's usually pretty non-confrontational.
It was a Batman vs Joker situation. Starlight was basically willing to murder Twilight (drop her from Cloudsdale in a block of ice) and ruin the timeline and all Twilight wanted to do the entire time was talk her down.
>>25738193
How would Trixie maintain her dominant/"better than you" attitude when she's put in a compromising position due to biology?
>>25738202
http://mlpg.co/applejack/
>>25738194
boobies
>>25738194
>tfw no Sugar in your life to do casually lewd things and dorky nerd things with
>>25738193
Legitimately bad feel. It would be both fun and cute.
Once more with feeling
Alright niggas
who's ready to get their hard drives infected with malware and hardcore bestiality porn?
>>25738208
>>25738230
I love that little filly
>>25738205
Yeah, that's what it seemed like at first. But Twilight definitely got more aggressive with her magic as the story progressed and she realized how serious it was. Maybe Twilight could have done something more, but we'll never know. What we do know is that Twilight said that the only way she could stop Starlight was to convince her to stop on her own, ie Twilight said she couldn't stop her.
I heard a mutation in ponies causes them to fall asleep if you boop them more than the average amount.
I booped Nyx too many times and it worked, I wrapped her in a blanket and put some hot coco next to her for when she wakes up.
>>25738194
I want toloveSugar
>>25738127
Her family values
>>25738230
I recognize that.The answer is because it's fun.
>>25738194
qtp2t
>>25738230
Heh. I want toscoot that filly out of the room and have my way.
>>25738238
Could I use this as an excuse if anyone discovers my porn?
>>25738191
Dash: "I'm sorry about yesterday!"
AJ: "Well I'm also sorry about being so childish yesterday!"
Did they have this argument in the show? About who's more sorry? I'm probably reading it wrong.
Raw:
昨日はごめんね!!
昨日はアタシも大人気なかったよごめんな!!
>>25738264
That's one of my favorite things as well.
>>25738279
I don't think so, but I don't speak Luna runes
Is it true that there is more nippon horse on the way?
>>25738282
>what happened with Kenny at the end of season 2
I stayed with him. Man been through so much.
>>25738291
nah fuck that asshole
What if all of the ponies had really big butts
>>25738293
team kenny strong
fuck you
>>25738291
It helped that everyone else was pretty stupid in comparison.
>>25738304
but I like tiny butts
Now that Dotkwa is dead I'm claiming Fluttershy for myself
>>25738293
After S1 anyone should realize there is no hope for that man and he does not deserve your pity.
>>25738256
mlpg is too gay and fetishy for cutsie wutsie stuff anon
>>25738312
You'll have to fight me first.
>>25738291
kenny can get his shriveled balls chomped off by autistic zombies
fuck him
>>25738312
good luck
>>25738304
What do you mean what if?
>>25738318
No it's too late I already claimed her. You can still take Coco or someone else.
>>25738304
I would like it a lot, as long as they didn't jut out like balloons. Give them some big hips as well.
>>25738244
That is true. Twilight did say that. But I'm not sure how honest she was being about that. And whether she meant "I literally couldn't stop her because she's more powerful than me" or if it meant "I wouldn't be able to stop her because I would have to use lethal force and it's against my morals". I think she could have kept escalating the magic situation but knew it would just get more and more dangerous for both of them and that she wouldn't be able to just overpower her, only kill her. She knew, one way or another, that the only way she was going to take her in was by talking to her.
Thankfully Starlight's friendship problem was really stupid and solved in about 3 minutes. I think FiMFlamFilosophy nailed it in their parody: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6iVy5s2DB4o
>>25738312
Are we claiming waifus?
LYRA'S MINE.
>>25738293
"hey clem I just lost a baby!"
"look clem this is what this man is like!"
"im literally pissing him off! look how unstable timebomb he is clem!"
Jane was a stupid fuckin clithole. Anyone that sided with her is fucking stupid.
>>25738309
>tfw love games that have choices and characters
>most of them are shit
>even the best have glaring flaws
I know it wasn't perfect, but hopefully it paves the way.
>>25738321*ulp ulp ulp*
>>25738338
fuck jane and fuck kenny
they can fuck each other to death`
>>25738338
FUCKING THIS
WHY WOULD I TRUST SOMEONE WHO PURPOSEFULLY FUCKED WITH SOMEONE'S EMOTIONS TO PROVE A POINT
FUCK THAT BITCH
>>25738347
That's why I never sided with Kenny.
>>25738340BUUOOOOOAAAARRRRRRGGLLGP!
>>25738344
>if you let the fight go on they eventually just depants and start hatefucking
>going at it like rabbits right there in the middle of the blizzard
>in front of Clem
>>25738340
>Fluttershy guzzling cum
>>25738355
Kenny might've been an asshole, but given the context, I'd say it was justified. At least he wasn't a lying backstabber LIKE THAT FUCKING CUNT WHO WILL USE AND THROW AWAY CLEM BECAUSE SHE DOES IT WITH EVERY FUCKING PERSON
>>25737846
>>25738199
>>25738331
>Japanese impressions of MLP
Good Night MLPG
>>25738333
That was pretty funny, and accurate. I think the finale would have been better if Starlight's problem ran a little deeper than that, but at least it didn't seem stupid for Twilight to solve that kind of thing in a few minutes cause of how silly it was.
Ah well, I still enjoyed the finale even with its problems.
>>25738379
> they seemd to get ALL the inside fandom jokes present in Slice of Life
That's kind of surprising. Same with the part about them talking about the current comic arc during Sombra's part in the finale.
>>25738379
The Japanese see her as being greedy and rude and "too American". Which is funny, since they fucking LOVE Applejack and think of her as being "fundamentally Japanese" (despite all the cowgirl American south trappings to her)
That's pretty funny if it's true
>>25738159
nice meme Anon
>>25738408Time is one of the very few albums where I can't find anything I dislike
I'm still unfing.
>>25738379
>Japanese don't like boku-girls
More for me then.
>>25738450Maybe you should take care of it.
>>25738451
That would have been a nice picture if it weren't for that weird skrillex looking haircut.
>>25738379
God do they ALL just have horrible taste?
>>25738470
IT'S JUST THEIR CULTURE
>>25738468
>Rarity get's out a hairdryer and points it at your dick
>>25738470
Excuse me, but you are indirectly calling my waifu a terrible pony to like. You have offended my honor, sah, and I shall have satisfaction.
>>25738479
THEIR CULTURE SUCKS
>>25738379
>>25738410
>>25738422
>>25738451
>>25738470
>>25738443
They recognize Hatfields and McCoys
>>25738454You're absolutely right.Tomorrow. After it's been left to stew in my head.I already feel pent up.
>>25738379
>Rarity is a greedy cougar
>>25738464
Yeah, I like the picture a lot but the side of her hair shaved seems dumb.
But then I realized Dash would probably try doing that for a while; she'd be the kind of person to make brash decisions like that. It makes it a bit more like a mane. It's a bit too punk for Dash but maybe she's just being imagined here more as a punk.
>>25738484
WATASHI PINKIE SASUKI ICHIBON
Poor tiny pony. How are you going to become mates with a creature 3 times your size?
>>25738496
I SEE A VAGINA LINE
>>25738494
>Celestia sneaking up on Anon
>does that
>"Made any friends?"
>>25738489
That's pretty interesting actually. I'm pretty sure I didn't even know about that feud until a few years ago when I saw the miniseries with Kevin Kostner, and I'm almost 30.
>>25738498
Dash might do brash decisions but she also gives a huge shit about what she looks like in front of other ponies. She has a persona that she has to convey, and I don't really think acting all punk fits in with this super-athletic, awesome, tomboyish mare persona she currently has.
So Applejack is the most Japanese horse to the Japanese
And Derpy is the most Japanese horse to us.
>>25738502
>>25738502
carefully
WHO DID IT
WHO TOUCHED THE JAPANESE HORSE
>>25738484
Considering their abysmal birth rate, it's no wonder they love "muh family" Applejack who's all about the breeding.
>>25738379
>They loathed that trilogy of Rarity centric episodes in the middle of the season
We are no longer brothers
>>25738502
That's why ponies need to be bigger. Plus that means more to cuddle.
you guys are fun tonight
>>25738510
>And Derpy is the most Japanese horse to us.
I mean, yes, we joke she's a Japanese horse because they kept her name in the dub.And because she's cute and endearing.
I wouldn't call that "we think she incorporates Japanese values" though.
I'd say Fluttershy is moe and liked by Japanese for that, and it seems that's fairly accurate despite how stereotypical that is.
>>25738517
They like AJ because she's boring and has no interests or goals outside of her job and family, and is going to work herself to death. Basically the ideal japanese life.
>>25738530
YOU'RE FUN
>>25738540
I've never thought Applejack's life was so depressing until it was compared to the life of a salaryman
>>25738502
That's easy, you have him hold you and fuck you like a toy.
...wasn't there an animation of ahuizotl holding Daring Do while he fucked her? I can't find it now.
http://i.imgur.com/J6rD9Fn.jpg
>>25738567sohfquestria a best
>>25738567
eeyup
>>25738561
That's... that's kind of adorable.
>>25738561
https://derpibooru.org/827028
>>25738567
AGAIN WITH ALL THIS
>I'm cuter than you now!
>>25738592
fuck you anon, I should have been the filly
>>25738567
yisss
>>25738592
too green
>>25738540
She honestly seems hardly like a salaryman outside of hours worked. But, if it's anything like actually farming it's probably depending on the season. Outside of miantenance she probably does hardly as much work as she would be during spring and fall.
She jointly owns a farm along with the rest of her family, instead of working for some corporation your entire life. Her time worked is actually necessary and productive, instead of wasted because of stupid traditions and trying to look busy. She seems to love her job and love her family and enjoy her life, and honestly, it doesn't seem boring. She still has time to enjoy with her friends and family, and still goes on adventures and helps out others.
>>25738575
Yup. You just lay her on her back, back legs up in the air and gently go at it. Ocassionally stop for kissing and teasing.
>>25738585
That's it. What? So neither "happy sex" nor "slow sex" implies the "sex" tag? That seems like an oversight. No wonder I didn't see it. Thanks.
>>25738592
I'm going to fuck you until you pass out.
http://orig12.deviantart.net/71f8/f/2015/344/b/3/a_pondering_of_the_pastel_pony_pigmentation_puzzle_by_hydrusbeta-d9jpkl4.pdf
>>25738605
I searched Daring Do and Animated and it was the first result, just gotta know how to work those shitty derpibooru tags
>>25738567
Going for number three, I see.
>>25738608What a fucking nerd
>>25738608
jesus christ, why
>>25738636
this is so stupid but it always makes me laugh
I think it's that first frame
>>25738617
>first result
Oooh. Yeah, considering it's good I should have sorted by score.
Also I tried doing a "happy sex" search and it claims it implied "sex" but if you do "sex, daring do, animated" you don't get it, but if you change "sex" to "happy sex" it's the only result. What bullshit.
>>25738567
>Stallion on female
ew, kekart.
>>25738649
>not liking stallion on human female
>>25738649
Dammit I keep forgetting about the filter.
it's that time of night for fillies
>>25738657
I much prefer man on mare.
>>25738639
For me it's that she smells it after processing it. Then realizing that she sniffed just to see if it was true. You can follow her thought process, and that always gets me.
>>25738657
I don't, to me it feels like c_uckold art.
I know it isn't because the femanon isn't depicted to be in a relationship. I guess my brain is automatically bringing up stupid "sissy" tumblrs in my head and applying to stallion x femanon.
>>25738680
ha, I never saw it that way
that's great
>>25738585
Ponies must have really flexible vaginas if they can take something that big
>>25738672
>not enjoying juicy magical pony cocks entering human females and inflating their bellies with spunk
>>25738694
well they don't mean to brag about it
>>25738683
>being this much of a baby bitch
>>25738696
I know, Anon. It's like he's got no taste.
>>25738696
only if it results in cute satyrs
>>25738672
Look at those breeding hips
>>25738719
TOO BIGG
>>25738694
Pony vaginas are like a bag of holding. It's also why you never see a pregnant pony.
>>25738608
This is actually really interesting.
Maybe I'm a fucking nerd but this could be useful for random pony generation. I might convert their pony generation code to some C functions.
>>25738711
It's your imagination, anon.
You can have whatever weird magical babies you want.
>>25738683
>Thinking it's kek art just because it's stallion on human female
That's racist, Anon. If you can have your pony waifu then a stallion can have his human waifu.
>>25738727
>realize this
>so you stop bothering carrying around a wallet
>just store all your valuables inside pony
>>25738696
No thanks.
>>25738741
bonbon taught her daughter well
>>25738748
I think he's projecting.
Too many big black cocks being replaced by bigger, blacker cocks.
>>25738756
You disgust me.
>>25738767
How does that have anything to do with projection?
>>25738767
I love it when a pony's junk is darker than the rest of them.
It definitely doesn't have to be futa Rarity with a jet black horse cock but I won't complain. It draws your attention.
But yeah, I think the guy complaining about keking has just been exposed to too much ntr and kekholding shit.
>>25738778
No, anon.
YOU disgust ME. Man and mare even rolls off the tongue better than stallion and woman.
>>25738780I'm sayin' yer the dude who's being NTR'd.
>>25738451
>Not liking selfish terrorists
Sounds like they got it right actually
>>25738767
But then won't you need bigger dicks to get the same high? And then bigger after that? When does it end?
>>25738567
That would split her in two.
Unf
>>25738135
i wonder what it would feel like to find out that your art is used for shitposting in a forum you never heard of
>>25738810I guess on a very deep psychofetish level, I wish to be the non-human female and get impregnated by a stallion, and here you have people drawing and liking art of human whores being bedded equines.
>>25738815
I'd let her blow my factory up any day. Just cover her shit in snow.If you get what I'm saying.I'm talking about a blowjob.With her mouth and my dick.
>>25738194
unf
>>25738753
>"Pony, I need to make a $40 withdrawal."
>"Nnnnnghhh.....*spluck*"
>>25738826
You like gore too?
>>25738821
When you find the biggest, blackest dick.
>>25738834
Anon, I'm sorry but I'm not qualified to help you. I have no psychiatric training.
>>25738730
It's actually written decently well. He provides percentages for trends that we can follow, but I wouldn't have used some of the wording that he did like "subjectively" and "aesthetically." They do sort of belong in something like color comparison though, so it's hard to say. That's definitely written by a guy who's written some science papers before.
>>25738856
What would help is art of anon being turned into a mare and getting fucked by a stallion.
>>25738837
You'd have to convince her that it was the worst course of action, and that it would ruin a bunch of people's lives before she even considered it
I seriously cannot believe there are people in this thread that don't like seeing stallions fucking human girls.
This upsets and concerns me.
I wish to be the little filly
>>25738834
Wait wait wait
You're not jealous of the stallion
You're jealous of the girls?
>>25738887
Dash isn't the smartest pony.
>"If you blow me, you'll put all of Ponyville into jeopardy and it could cost the town millions of dollars in property damage."
>Dash's front legs weaken and she immediately falls face-first onto my dick
>>25738921
They sound pretty great, I'd like to be friends with those people.
>>25738928
I'm on MLPG that should be a given.
>>25738948
you tired, Pinch?
>>25738967
She's tired of your shit, man! When will you show her your new secret pitch?
>>25738921
Stallions fucking personhorses is the best.
>>25738986
She's not ready!
always remember to use protection to prevent spreading heart eyes
>>25738995
What a tease! But if she's not ready, then she can't be tired right now.
Pinch leaves you alone and returns to the plate for more batting practice.
>>25739005
What spreads heart eyes?
>>25738921
Its almost as bad as people liking absurdly large tits, but it happens
>>25738948
I just want to massage that filly
>>25739034
unprotected booping
>>25738948
she's going to have to grow out of that stupid game eventually
>>25739032
It's barely 24 hours. Between 5 and 7 AM Eastern Time on weekdays the only posts are about how ded we are.
>>25739062
Grow out?
>>25738940
Probably doesn't help that your weird human weiner looks just like Tank. You could probably catch a rebound during winter
Pony wants you to go hibernate yourself.
allow me to demonstrate the appropriate way to cuddle a pony
>>25739118
jesus christ anon, what did I just tell you
>>25739118
>filename
How can you tell?
Is it the tuft?
>>25739127
is the tuft an indication of that?
>>25739127
exagerated tuft
hearts floating around her
pupils contorting
>>25739118
The party don't stop until everyone is pregnant
I heard that Rarity got tuft extensions
>no strams
>>25739135
Flaring and fluffing of the wings is a big pegasi indicator.
>>25739147
what kinds of strams do you want now
Mare Anon's tuft.
>>25739158
Unicorns may have uncontrollable magic emissions and brief moments of flight.
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2015/12/9/1040553.png
>>25739160
ANY STRAM
>>25739169
>human vagina
B L E C H
L
E
C
H
>>25739168
>uncontrollable magic emissions
So... unicorn mares essentially cum in their pants
dresses!
>>25739183
hot
>>25739168
>Sitting with unicorn pal
>She's acting uncomfortable and seems flush
>You notice and put your hand to her forehead to check her temperature
>Accidentally brush against her horn
>immediate magical emission gets on your hand
>Blushing intensifies
>You laugh it off and tell her she does seem a bit hot
>She seems to grow hotter and you feel a strange tingly wetness on your hand
>Ask her if her horn is sweating
>She sits there paralyzed with embarrassment
>You begin to rub her horn and her mouth falls open in horror as you cluelessly begin to give her a hornjob to see what's on her horn
>>25739188
those aren't pony bits
>>25739188
>not dash molesting fluttershy
lel
>>25739188
>Rarity is doing this in her sleep
>Calls Fluttershy "Sweetie"
Rarity confirmed for molesting her sister
>>25739202
every pony wants a piece of Fluttershy
>>25739218
Oh.
I've seen the image before and just assume Rarity was just calling her that to calm her, not that it actually referred to her sister. I was just being a jerk.
But now I see that she capitalized "Sweetie" like it was a name.
Now I feel bad. Child molestation isn't funny.
>>25739188
Rarity is capable of detecting dick no matter how much Fluttershy tries to hide it.
>>25739234
SPEAKING OF TOUCHING
http://smaert.com/art.webm
>>25739245
why isn't that food eaten
>>25739264
I don't think there will ever be a day when this doesn't make me smile
>>25739266
ponies don't have hunger problems
>>25739271
I know right?
>>25739271
I still don't get it
>>25739323
are you ever not confused, derped one?
>>25739309Other than the charm of it, I think part of it for me is also the fact that it was spammed to hell for a while. After something is overused and dies out then comes back it's kind of like seeing an old friend again.
>>25739343
Stockholm syndrome
Would pinkie pie or rainbow dash be the worst mom?
I did it mlpg!
>>25739355
Yeah, that's another word for it. But it's the point of after they let you go and you run into them at the supermarket and they immediately start holding you hostage again right there in the aisle and you're just taken back and remember how you kind of liked it.
>>25739366
I think they'd both do a decent job, but I think Dash would be better at it.
>>25739381
Faust would like a word with you...
tbqh human on mare is best imo
>>25739367
You... read a book?
>>25739402
I figured he touched a horse's butt.
>>25739387
I think I remember what you're talking about specifically. I recall her saying that she thought Dash wouldn't make the best older sister type.
But that was back during Dash's inception, I think she's grown a lot in the last few seasons.
I like to look at Dash and Fluttershy's relationship for that kind of thing. Dash does a pretty good job at recognizing sensitive emotions with her, even if it takes her a little while. So she does care eventually.
I don't honestly know with Pinkie. She had to take care of the cakes and it could have gone better, I'd like to see Dash in a similar situation.
>>25739400
I like the idea of human, stallions, and mares all togetherv in a big happy harem
Andrea really does have a very lovely voice.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-CIdVcj6gU
>>25739402
I studied books and did a good job
>>25739426
Well, that's good
>>25739428
it is good!
>>25739438
I'm so proud of you
>>25739426
>>25739428
>Twilight formally opens her book collection to the public
>Starts reading programs for fillies and colts to encourage them to come and read books
>Gives them a gold star sticker for each book they've read
>All goes well until they discover her source and that they can just buy the gold star stickers 12 for a bit.
>>25739425
I really like this Fluttershy's mane and facial expression. Super cute.I also really thought she was gonna day virgin in that Silent Night song and had to mentally prepare myself for hearing Flutts say that.
>>25739425
I want to marry Andrea Libman
>>25739449
Fluttershy would be the perfect housewife
>>25739446
>Anon has his 'Dumb book star' stand outside the castle.
>>25739455
Her morning routine is something out of a Disney film with all those animals.
>>25739464
And it's absolutely adorable.
>>25739455
I LOVE HER TINY LITTLE PONY CROTCH
>>25739425
>Everything going great.
>Holy shit, they are avoiding all the Christmas bullshi-
>Christmas is mentioned.
Shit, the Atheists are going to shit their pants.
>>25739475
I'm sure they tried
>>25739459
>Anon sabotages the reading program so children will stop coming around and bothering him while he's trying to score with bookhorse.
I could see it.
>"Pony, did you fall from heaven? 'Cuz you purple like a bruise and you make my balls blue."
>>25739468
Too bad it probably smells like a barn.
Unless Equestrian animals all smell like Irish Spring or some shit.
>>25739475
The album is about the ponies celebrating Christmas though, so it kind of can't be avoided.
>>25739468
>Wake up in the morning to a freshly cooked breakfast and a spotless house
>Fluttershy has the birds assist her in helping you get ready in the morning
>gives you a kiss goodbye on your way out the door
>It's so comfy you don't want to leave
>She doesn't want you to leave either but you've gotta do what you've gotta do and there's LOTS for her to do with the animals today
>one more kiss and you both reluctantly go about your day
>>25739483
maybe they do
>>25739481
>Twilight tries with all of her might to teach Anon how to speak proper English.
>She thinks his bad pick up lines are a speech impediment.
>He thinks they are working.
>>25739475
Who gives a shit about what a handful of edgemeisters think?
>>25739446
Sexy, enthusiastic, librarian princess
>Upon realizing this, she starts giving more "special" lessons to the ever-open-minded fillies and colts of Ponyville.
>suddenly, readership booms
>Princess of friendship
>becomes librarian of sluttiness
>but only with the kids
>>25739495
Atheists are the funniest to poke with the stick.
Why do they call it boypussy
>>25739494
>Twilight keeps giving Anon "private oral lessons"
>He keeps wondering why she won't shut up and suck his dick
>He keeps showing up though because he thinks it might be in the next lesson
>>25739489
hhnggg its so perfect
why can this never be real
it hurts knowing i can never have this
>>25739489
That's so cute, she isn't even my waifu, that's just so nice of her
>>25739488
>"Last Year I Got Coal For Christmas."
P-pinkie song about her being really excited that she got a rock?
>>25739512
Johnny Bravo would be proud.
>>25739489
would literally fight to the death if it meant waking up to this life
>>25739524
I fucking wish.
I think I would have rather gotten one less song for the same amount of money than have that on the album.
>"Ah man, only 9 songs? Oh well, at least they're all perfect."
>>25739539
alright I'll fight you
Ponies don't celebrate Christmas because Jesus Christ was never born due to there being no YHWH.
They celebrate Hearthswarming Eve in memory of the pony defeat of wendigos.
Lauren Faust is probably turning in her grave.
>>25739551
those aren't apples
>>25739541
am i guaranteed a happy afterlife in equestria
>>25739560
yes, but only if you can defeat me
>>25739576
No just the regular beyond thanks.
>>25739566
nigga if you stand between me and equestria i will gut you and wear your organs as jewelry
>>25739489
>fluttershy always wakes up about an hour before you
>this means she always starts to feel sleepy about an hour before you
>every evening you're cuddling on the couch and she starts yawning, eventually drifting off to sleep with her head in your lap
>you get to carry her to bed
>~rawr
>>25739587
But the Great Beyond has Trixies all over the place.
Like, a flood of the fucking things.
>>25739596
Stop making me yearn for that which does not exist, anon.
Stop it.
>>25739600
I don't need more Trixies.
I need more Trixies
>>25739595
roll then to decide your fate
odds you gain entry to equestria
evens you are denied
doubles you die for trying
>>25739609
Look man, I will cut the price in half.
We are reasonable creatures, lets say I happened to drop a Great Beyond out of my car near you and you took it and accidentally dropped your soul off on a corner somewhere.
>>25739598
Those ponies are so cute in their costumes. They're all strangely hot except maybe Twilight's but I'd fuck her anyway out of principal.
>>25739623
>...thanks?
>>25739488
Guy really seems like he enjoys his job. I feel glad for him if so, must be nice. He does a great job too.
>>25739622
No just give me the regular!
>>25739620
taking the cowards way out are you
>>25739636
Fine, but I'm including the Great one too.
>>25739623
>Rarities.
>Hot.
You wanna fuck a fish pony, bro?
>>25739658
Rarity really did have the the worst costume
>>25739663
It gets point for being the closest Sea Ponies will ever get to being in the show.
Ponuts
>>25739653
Does anyone want a Great Beyond?
>>25739677
Glazed ponuts.
>>25739680
No!
And I have like, thirty of them!
Some asshole I ran into in a desert sold them to me.
Also a camel.
>>25739576
>Death comes to you in a form which you will follow
>Leads you to an afterlife you will openly accept
>Your pony waifu wakes you up one night and tells you it's time to go
>You sit up in bed and she shushes you and makes you lay back down
>Tells you you're going to Equestria
>You think it's all a dream and agree because fuck yeah you're going to Equestria
>She smiles and cryptically promises you it will be painless
>Feeling her climb onto your chest to kiss you, the weight on your chest and softness of her coat makes you realize "this is real"
>In the moment of euphoria you kiss her
>And you immediately wake up in Equestria near her house
>They find your body the next day in bed resting peacefully
>>25739663
poor rarity
>>25739663
>>25739671
This. She's a maremaid/seapony.
Rarity just wanted to wear a pretty dress. I'll flip that tail up and fertilize her eggs if she wants me to. I'll even promise not to pull her mane or ask her to neigh.
>>25739695
at least she had a decent enough wardrobe ready to give Fluttershy her costume for nightmare night
>>25739695
>Anon: "C'mon. Do it for me"
>Rarity: "It's so degrading"
>Anon: "Pleeeease"
>Rarity: *sigh*"SHOO BE DO SHOO SHOO BE DO"
>>25739708
I bet Rarity sings it pretty well though
Gilda's paws.
>>25739708
>Anon just giggles and dances in place.
>Eventually Sweetie Belle joins in.
There's no reason for me to wake up tomorrow
>>25739734
Isn't it great?
>>25739734
But Anon, you have to wake up and cover yourself in pony merch and go on a mass shooting.
>you didn't see that, right?
>>25739752
How you just inhaled a XL pizza by yourself in 5 minutes? No, I didn't see that.
>>25739752
You mean that time you totally beefed it?
>>25739758
>I was hungry
>>25739777Smuk Anon is that you?
>>25739783
i dont know who that is
>>25739777
WIDER
>>25738164
this is the dream
being testicle-height in a world of handsome stallion pals
>>25739788
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2012/9/16/99376__twilight+sparkle_rainbow+dash_explicit_nudity_fluttershy_rarity_applejack_spike_vagina_anus.png
>>25739797
stram?
>>25739797
STRAM?!
>>25739797
TWITH
>>25739804Maybe. My music mood is kinda weird though. I've been listening to Lustmored for the past couple of hours. Might change it up for the stram though. I just tend to draw kind of slow.
>>25739797
Twist merged with Applebloom
>>25739797
Fluttershy being a housewife.
>post doesn't go through
fuck you 4chan
>>25739818
Throw me a couple of vectors of the characters and I'll give it a shot.
>>25739832
I request you not draw Twist
>>25739832
>>25739734
>tfw you'll wake up anyway
wish i could jdimsa
>I bet you're just loving this
People only ironically like Twist, right?
derpy.me/AJRinxooacjDoodles
Yeah, okay.
>>25739859
of course
>>25739859
I like Twist unironically.
>>25739859
I legitimately think she's cute
>>25739859
I like all the ponies
do you not?
>>25739859
If you consider this Twist, then yeah.
>>25739898
Oh no, I forgot my picture.
>>25739904
WHAT A TWIST
>>25739904
That's alright, it was probably shit.
>>25739938
I bet it's oppai, which you'd be right about
remember to raise your changelings on lots of love
>>25739956
I would give my changeling tons of love so she can grow up big and strong.
>accidentally incubate a new queen
remember to raise your anons on lots of love
remember to raise this barn, raise this barn
one two three four
>>25739956
But wouldn't that lead to big, soft, pudgy changelings?
>>25739945
Hey, shut up.
>>25739982
anybody who doesn't like oppai and/or dfc is a fag
>>25739979
Don't you have enough barns
>>25739987
Nope, they just don't have a shit fetish like you do
>>25739993
thank you for proving my point, fag
the ponies are awooing
>>25739997
They just won't stop!
>>25739859
She's cute though. Cute voice, cute eyes, cute dork glasses, cute spindly legs...
>>25739997
>>25740006
LOOK WHAT YOUR CARELESS AWOOING HATH WROUGHT
352 days to go!
>>25740022
GET THE FUCK INSIDE ME
>>25740013
Plus her hooves squeak as she walks. What's not to like?
>>25740022
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING OUTSIDE, BIRD?
>>25740023
What's Dash going to do to Opal?
>>25740029
Dash is a pouncy little mare
>>25740029
eat her up and throw away the peel
pone in winter clothes
>>25740049
But it's not even cold out! Freakin' Pineapple Express.
>>25740049
IT'S ALMOST CHRISTMAS
I HOPE I GET A PONE
>>25740049
that's a sexy pon
>>25740049
I want to walk with that pone.
Walk aaaaall the way around Canterlot.
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>25740057
>>25740057Humbug
>>25740079
I wanna watch a movie with Dash
>>25740082
she'll through your popped corn on the floor
>>25740072
Lay off the chocolate you fat horse!
>>25740094
hnnnnnng
>>25740088
Don't be so mean to the ponies, anon.
They're sensitive little things.
>>25740094
>merging any pony with twist
What have they done to you to deserve such a fate, Satan?!
Been a long time since I've been here. How goes the show and things?Have a peace offering pic.
>>25740102
Nice bug.
Show's fine. S4 was good and S5 was better.
>>25740102
I really like that Chrysalis.The show is great, you should watch it sometime.
>>25740102
that's better than a rat, ponies are good
>>25740102
>How goes the show and things?
Ut all went to hell after the Family Guy crossover.
>>25738264
shut up
>>25740102
S3 was short and kinda bad in places
S4 was full length and pretty good
S5 was full length and amazing
That's a cute annoyed bug
>>25740123
Yes Anon.
These two sets of pony friends are just friends and nothing more.
They might kiss one another on occasion, but just as a joke.
>>25740102
who are you
i dont remember your style
>>25740108
>>25740110
>>25740125
Neato.
>>25740109
I haven't drawn a pony in a long time cause drawing other things.Also nah, I'm good.
>>25740152
If you aren't going to watch the show, why the fuck are you here?
>>25740151
The last pony thing I did was a draw prompt long ago I think. I'm forgettable.And an old drawfag.
>>25740152
>I'm just here for the fandom!
Get out.
>>25740142
They probably stare at eachother just after to gauge the others' reaction. But just because they want to make sure the other one knew it was a joke. Between friends.
>>25740158
give me a name you shitter
ive been here since near the beginning
>>25740102
Noren? Jav? Mumbles?
Fluttershy is here!
>>25740157
>>25740163
I'm just really bored. To be honest I have caught an episode here and there. This is more like driving through a neighborhood I used to live in.
>>25740166
Oldest name I used here? LD.
>>25740168
>Jav.
Holy shit, no that guy was cleaner on his sketches years ago.
>>25740152
Then go, you came here just for attention or something?
>>25740152
So what made you decide to suddenly drop by?
>>25740174
So you came here for attention.
Adorable.
Now get the fuck out.
>>25740174
>LD
I remember that name.Everyone you knew is ded. Even Leth.
>>25740178
I come here often to see how people react to the show. I do this for a lot of animations to see how the audience reacts to them. Call it research if you want or just general loitering.
>>25740173
Hello? I can't hear you
I'm going to marry the zebra wife
>>25740174
>LD
I see the style now
>>25740194
I'm going to marry the dragon wife.
>>25740179
Thought about drawing stuff cause I'm bored and can't sleep so I'm open for stuff. I'm not linking to others of my shit. Just here to make people happy with free stuff. Cause drawthreads get fucking weird.
>Some faggyartist from /mlp/ comes back here and blatantly tells MLPG that they don't even watch the show and just wanted to show up "to hang out"
He used to post here, right?
He knows this was the response?
>>25740208
then draw a pony
a cute one
extra cute
>>25740215
You can't just add more cute.
cute winter outfits
>>25740214
>from /mlp/
I remember him from /co/
>>25740208
Okay.
Draw this pretty princess being pretty.
>>25740222
He sure isn't from MLPG anymore.
>>25740174
I thought that might be you, but when you said you hadn't been here in a while I thought maybe more than a year or something. Arimaspi wasn't that long ago in my mind. Always good to see you come by though.
>>25740231
Fans of the fandom can be suffering sometimes, wait that's most of the time
>>25740184
>>25740178
>>25740214
Are you bored Anon?
>>25740219
you totally can
make extra cute
>>25740215
Okay. Tell me if you want more.
>>25740251
but why is she sad
>>25740251
look I'm tapped, I can't buy you that wonderbolt figure
>>25740251
yes
more
more pone
more cute
>>25740256
Okay, here's a bit more just for you.
>>25740251
I want Luna as Luchadore
Just a quick reminder that the MLPG hiatus stream will resume tomorrow at 10pm GMT/UTC with episode 3-5 from season 1I also made a thread on the sub, that should be more convenient to check than me spamming the thread
http://mlpg.co/co/res/12463.html
>>25740290
I have an urge to pet the pone.
>>25740298
where the fuck is saine
>>25740290
Look at that poofy maned one in the back there.
>>25740298
Posting superior princess!
>>25740298
LET ME HUFF YOUR GRIFFONPANTIES ROOGNA
>>25740298
GIMMIE DAT RED ROCKET, ROOGNA!
>>25740319
>>25740320
What the fuck guys
>>25740324
>furries!
>>25740324
You must be new
>>25740324
Anon please, that is just the usual shitposting that appears every time Roogna posts a pic with Luna
>>25740331
>celestia will never smile happily at you
![YP-1R-04x16.mkv_snapshot_02.11_[2014.03.15_18.09.12].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/GXUL5FD.jpg "YP-1R-04x16.mkv snapshot 02.11 [2014.03.15 18.09.12]")
>>25740361
what
>>25740368
they're waiting for you to do a trick
>>25740341
>celestia will never hold you in her wings
>>25740290
just one more
this time either make it the cutest ornot cute at all
>>25740387
And with that, it's time for bed.
>>25740409
What's her war shout?
>>25740444
That's a cute Death Pone.
>>25740444
Good job killing it, Death Pone
We beb
Aw shit they've got a griffon calling card in blops3.
lewd foals
By the way, did Tiara ever post that Marker pony sketch he was going to get from Faust?
>>25740518
NiceBut you forgot the cutie mark
>>25740551
I honestly didn't know what to give her as a CM and almost just gave her a 4chan logo.
Ultra
Dead
>mlpg is beb and hats me
Pony is going out to buy Christmas presents today, but doesn't know what to get anyone. Help pony decide.
>>25740611
>>25740615
I guess the last few people who used to post at this time decided to switch to another one, too
>>25740619
Pony should get cider for Dash.
>>25740619
Gift cards. Everyone loves gift cards.
>>25740619
An 8 Ball of coke.
I want to be turned into a anthro mare.
Just a heads up, stram will be going up a few hours later than usual.
This time it'll be either war times Dash with Ponk and Maud, or Rarabun.
>>25740667
Why not just a mare?
>>25740641
I fucking hate gift cards.
They're another way of saying "I don't trust you with money".
>>25740667
I'd probably just get knocked up in the first week.
>go back in time
>see https://derpiboo.ru/1042199
>what do
>>25740674
Alright
>>25740674
Requesting Rarabun.
>>25740674
Requesting Maud
>>25740676
I'd like that to, but right now I'd like to be turned into a anthro mare.
>>25740681
Get jealous at filly starlight.
>>25740681
>Asphyxiation
>you fall into Sugar's cleavage and are never seen again
Ghost pony made your phone screen turn on again.
>>25740695
>so much as seeing Sugar, much less touching her
>>25740695
That's awful.I want to suck on her massive tits while she gives me a handjob
Pony loves her human stallionfriend!
And that human stallionfriend is you!
>And with that MLPG commits mass suicide to be with the pony who loves them.
Why aren't you asleep?
New pony soon.
I want to be turned into a satyr girl.
>>25740754
anon. anon pls.
How would you feel if the ponies started singing https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-3ixfTKGG8A in the last episode?
>>25740791
Really fucking disappointed that they were so horribly lazy that they couldn't even make an original song for a series finale.
>>25740791
I really like that song, but I'd rather have something special to FiM. When the time comes I'm sure it'll be a pretty emotional time.
MAKE A WISH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
MAKE A WISH IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
IS YOUR WISH TO FUCK PINKIETHEN COME HERE IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY PARTY
>>25740798
what would you even expect from monster high the horsening
How would you feel if the series finale were a big slice of life two or three parter instead of an adventure?
>>25740822
It'd probably be even more heart breaking somehow.
>>25740822
Why not a flashback episode?
What if the series finale wasA Celestia episode
>>25740830
>>25740835
>Celestia is planning a festival in honor of the main 6
>all the ponies throughout the series that they've helped are in on it
>flashbacks to the moments when each of them were helped
>main 6 come in at the beginning of the final 1/3rd of it and they all have a good time and we just get to see them being good friends having fun
I'm not sure how I'd end that, but I like the idea.
>Today is Gingerbread House Day
>>25740843
The kind of feeling where even though we're sad our time with them is over they will still carry on being happy with each other so it isn't really ending for them, just ending for us.
When the show ends every adult fan will be turned into beautiful fillies and mares, while the child fans at the time will be turned into princesses.
>>25740822
Sounds really comfy.
I imagine a Daniel Ingram version of Good Riddance by Green Day playing near the end.
And probably some really bittersweet moral about how you can always be friends no matter how far you travel and how much time passes since you've last seen each other.
Anon being turneddowned by a girl, who subsequently goes out with a handsome stallion~
i cant sleep mlpg
>>25740937
did you try counting horses?
>>25740937
>"maybe I'll finally get to bed on time tonight"
>8hrs later
>"lolnope"
>>25740937
Draw a pony being punched to sleep
Do not punch the ponies.
They might hit back!
>>25740937
This should help.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N-CIdVcj6gU
>>25740963
One punch to the snootle and ponies are out for the count, it's literally their snooze button.
>>25740946
I have chronic nightmares so, its staying asleep that is the issue
>>25741006
Sounds like you need to make an appointment with doctor moon
Doctor moon
paging doctor moon
Hasbro Studios Shorts put together a little video for the song Right There in Front of Me, from Friendship Games.
youtube.com/watch?v=dCMg_iyI2Xw
>Anon, please stop throwing breadcrumbs to the pegasus fillies
>they're not birds!
My tablet is being a dumb bitch, I'm going to go try that sleeping thing again.
thanks for the chit chat.
>>25741068
I know but if they keep eating the bread crumbs I throw at them I'm going to keep doing it.
>>25741082
>"alright time for sleep"
>lie awake for 2 hours
>"alright, time to check what MLPG is doing instead"
>get a bit tired
>"alright, time for sleep"
>lie awake for 2 hours
>"alright, time to check what MLPG is doing instead"
Every time.
To be one with pony is to be one with yourself.
>>25741020
O-oh.
Hey, it's not shit.
>that ending
I wonder how it feels for a girl to like you because you're just like someone else she liked before you.
Shimmer would dump Scitwi the moment pony Twilight shows up too.
>>25740883
She's so small... I could fill a cup with some sticky, thick goo and let her swim around in it. That'd be awesome
>>25741113
that's it
I'm going to read something
>>25741111
Please do not glaze the ponies.
>>25741123
But it'll make them so tasty
>>25741127
Ponies do not like being sticky or tasty.
Please no.
>>25741131
Pony may not like it, but her friends will enjoy licking it off of them. It's a pony tradition
gotta
pone
slow
>>25741068
I dunno Twilight she looks like a bird to me
>pony
Filly needs more love and wonders if you could hug and kiss her right now.
>>25741165
>literal bird horses
this is going too far
>>25741176
We should keep going.
>>25741165
>>25741186
I love birdhorse
>>25741110
>Shimmer would dump Scitwi the moment pony Twilight shows up too.
Well that's kind of a damper to think about, mostly because I could see it being true. Maybe Sunset Shimmer and SciTwi can understand each other better because before making friends they both let power corrupt them. Pony Twilight knows what it`s like to not have close friends, but she never really acted the way the other two did. It was weird seeing SciTwi change that much after releasing the magic.
>>25741203
they're the cutest
>>25741174
Make out with filly
>>25741230
>feeding the changeling
JUJU APPLES HE WANT
HOLY ROLLER HE GOT
>studying in a foreign country
>come to mlpg all the time, exposing internet history to all sorts of horrid shit via osmosis
>praying every day there isnt some guy looking at my search history with increasing horror
you'll rescue me from weirdo jail, right mlpg?
>>25741322
>Not looking at oppai loli futa on your host family's Internet connection
Try harder.
If you're in Australia and go to jail for just looking at humanized Rainbow Dash I'm not breaking you out.
>>25741322
What foreign country
>>25741330
shares a border with iraq but i dont want to go too far off topic
its not maretonia
>>25741347
>dont want to go too far off topic
look at the threadcount buddy
we're going to die in three minutes
>>25741354
So what you're saying is I can post whatever I want.
>studying in Saddle Arabia
I hope you're fucking the cute pony delegates
>>25741359
no, not stuff I don't like
I'll report you myself
>>25741365
Fight me, faggot.
>>25741347
>Saudi Arabia
>Syria
>Iran
RIP Anon
>>25741429
I'm pretty sure he's not studying abroad in Syria
>>25741480
You never know.
>>25741329
>oppai lolihttp://exhentai.org/g/801284/848362f2a8/
who is your biggest pony crush
>>25741544
>>25741538
i want her to be super motherly to me
i don't even care if it's freudian/incest/whatever
i want her to be my mommy and i want to make sweet gentle love to my mommy
>>25741518
God, the writing in Japanese hentai is so bad. I don't know how anyone can take it seriously.
I think they need to start a movement where everyone agrees to translate by general meaning instead of being so literal so its not garbage.
>>25741561
Speaking about it, what happened to the Luna poster?
17 MINUTES UNTIL NEW HORSE
>>25741617
>>25741617
>>25741617
Spike could write about some strange things.
Princess Twilight Sparkle loves you.
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