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Some absolute madman is going to down a whole canister of psyllium husk over on 8ch /fit/
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Is kill?
>>37305201
holy fuck
>requires 100 Gallons of water
Apparently last time this was attempted it caused a "giant colonic benzoar."
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih(dot)gov/pubmed/6711534
>>37305201
Is it possible for a man to shit himself to death?
How do i achieve Russell Westbrook mode?
Be a nigger
>>37305150
KANGZ undies
>>37305285
forward racist answers on 4chan will never not make me laugh
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>hey anon I know you're into fitness, would you like to try this herbal drink with me for a month?
>It's supposed to really clense your system!
I came down with gastroenteritis on a fast day. My system has cleaned itself out with its own stomach acid.
what are the macros on that drink lady?
>>37305303
>mac-what!?
Enough of this fucking meme. It's piss easy to get protein on a vegan diet, even without soy or wheat gluten. So you can stop eating your chicken periods and puss filled titty juice.
If you're a mega fatty and this somehow isn't enough, add 2 Tofurky sausages to your breakfast and you'll be at 197g.
>>37305066
GOOD FORM PUPPER
3.5k calories Would be nice on a clean bulk, but not so good if you're cutting
>>37305368
You can still lose fat without calorie restriction brah
Dear /fit/izens,
We need to address the current state of /fit/. At present, it seems to be inundated with underageb&, DYEL, and mouthbreathing retards who continually post pics of guys that are anywhere from reasonable-tier to 10/10 would spot ,and say absolutely retarded shit like:
>is this possible natty?
>can I do this natty?
>totally not natty, def on gear
Half of you faggots are literally DYEL and just come here to shitpost, which is fine because thats almost...
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it's just the new generation /fit/izens m8
people are using the word meme unironically too
/fit/ is kinda starting to look like facebook
>>37305008
I dont know personally, but I highly doubt the amount of people they accuse of roiding actually roid. Just because somebody is cut as fuck doesnt mean anything, they could be eating super clean, working out a ton and have some nice genetics.
it's summer, this happens to some extent every year. give it a month and they'll have all given up on getting their beach bodies and will be stuffing their faces with cheetos and ice cream again.
Has becoming fit made you into a normie?
>>37304838
Yyyyyye
Feels good
>>37304838
Nope. Normies are a product of state controlled, media, popculture and education. They are cancerous leftist sheep who will obey every order from their leaders/role models. In history, they'll be seen as the main reason for the fall of western society.
>>37304838
Who are the two guys in the middle
Nothing - gives a place for normies to go. I wish more normies from my gym went there instead...
>>37304826
>normies
You mean BETAS
>>37304812
Nothing.
>fats and normies want to pretend to be fit
>fats and normies still hate the gym and fitness people
>PFs judgement free BS faux morality bullshit allows them to feel morally superior
>fats and normies of course never actually go to the gym
>fats and normies get to say they go to the gym and PF gets their money
>tfw you get a text on your phone and you think its your mom and its a text from the online gym supplement store
h-hold me
>>37304778
Don't worry anon, things will get better. Just keep getting up in the morning and getting to the gym
>>37304802
thanks, will set new squat and OHP pr tomorrow in the morning, these are the only things i look forward to these days, I dont even want to meet friends and party bc it fucks up my eating routine and kills my sleep, well thanks anon at least i know im not alone out here
>>37304827
Those are not bad things to be focused on. I'm in the same position as you, just trying to break out of intermediate levels. Don't forget to make social gains too anon. Being /fit/ by itself is not the only solution. Maintain the friendships you have, or pick up a hobby thay will get you out with people. Just don't stop trying anon
on cold days my nipples are normal
on hot days they go all weird and gross
whats going on here, and how do i stop this?
Cut em off and eat them.
is /fit/ into nipple play?
this is normal
>Claims to have done SS
>Didn't do power cleans
I SERIOUSLY hope none of you do this
i started doing them about two weeks ago. i'm not very good at them yet but i love them.
>>37304591
>Not buying Starting Strength 6th edition and doing the Advanced 2nd stage modified microloading phase for 14 months and subscribing to the Wichita Falls Weekly and hiring a milkman to deliver you milk everyday
YNDTP
>>37304591
I do stronglifts instead, no need for that pish
Yo /fit/ i have a question.
So like 25lbs ago I got a qt womanlet gf at college (im 6'2" and shes a bit over 5 ft). Shes great, super smart, in the same stem major as me, and is friends with all of my friends. Her family is a bunch of assholes, but I can deal with that. Shes totally wifeable, if I decide I want to go the wife route.
Heres the thing, I wouldnt say im zyzz material yet, but im definitely more attractive. Face gains, confidence, abs, vascularity, posture gains, the whole 9 yards. And I've been noticing mires and other qts and I keep wondering...
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Age?(both of you)
You're a fag, and not the fun-loving kind, the kind I want to burn in a pile of tires.
>>37304491
have you tried lifting?
ITT: Bulking on a budget.
Make protein shake with water
Buy almonds and a gallon sized mason jar. Make your own almond milk each night before bed with crushed almonds and a gallon of water. Drink a gallon of almond milk a day.
Buy cheap chicken, pork, fish etc.
Buy a bag of rice.
Buy mozzarella sticks and bag of cheese and eat the cheese when you have cheat days. More cheese is better.
>>37304322
That shit is probably expensive
>>37304322
there's no way 48 nuggets are only 2000 calories lmao
Face's of /fit/
I'll start.
>>37304146
ugly/10
Fuck off NSA.
>>37304146
You have to be over 18 to post on 4chan, fuccboi
Need to get better at running. I have a 10k on July 4th and I'm starting to prepare for it now. I run it every year but I want to git gud. Finished last year with 43 minutes so I'm not necessarily bad just mediocre.
I play basketball but haven't done endurance running for a long time.
Is there a runner's diet that sort of lightens the load and makes endurance running easier? Also, I have a nose problem where I'm always kind of stuffy making it way too hard to breathe while running. Anyone else have that problem?
Run General I guess
Why are his nipples bloody?
>>37304143
Chaffing
Is that Phil Collins?
