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let's have a poll
>your sex
>your body type
>your preferred body type
use pic related for reference
feel free to post your own pics of your and or preferred bodytype
>f
>fit
>toned/fit/athletic
>male
>toned
>athletic
>>37738412
Can someone tell me my bodytype?
>tfw could just take roids and achieve what I want
Who else /neverthere/ here?
>>37725013
>the guy on the right
>>37725300
elbows not pointy enough
>>37725013
These are the actua alpha males
>No matter how much you lift you'll never look like these guys, you'll never get as much pussy as these guys and you will never live a life as good/exciting as these guys
They're both like 20, top of their game, banging 10/10 all day, travelling the world and doing whatever they want.
Meanwhile I'm 23, flirting with a 6/10 who's playing hard to get, finishing up my shitty degree at a shitty university, working a minimum wage job and generally just sucking at everything.
What's the point anymore. Wish I could just get cancer and die. Not even fucking joking. I genuinely wish I got some sort of deadly disease and died. Or that somebody would just fucking kill me already. A drunk driver, some psychopath - anything. I just don't want to live anymore but I'm too much of a pussy to kill myself. Just let this fucking shit end. What a fucking joke.
So I was talking to this girl at the gym for a while. We got to know each other a bit but we never really took it further. I made the move to stop talking to her first, so now we just have been catching each others glances for the past 6 months. I got glasses for the first time Monday and wore them to the gym. She obviously saw me wearing them. The next day, I see her wearing glasses for the first time. Is she fucking with me?
Love games?
>>37745694
Holy shit just go talk to her
She wants it
PLG GENERAL
POWERLIFTING GENERAL
Will Josh win in 2017?
In for training most days because it keeps me productive, positive, and sober lads
In for memes
Why do I not care about my job?
Everyone I work with is roughly the same age as me but they seem to take their job seriously and switch into "work mode" the minute they come in. I literally could not give a fuck and just want to do nothing and chill, avoiding any actual work at all costs.
youre in thr wrong place brah. gtfo of there and go fulfil your potential
what do u do
>>37737190
Work as a porter in a hotel
>hanging leg raises
>>37734378
>mfw hanging leg raises are literally the only core isolation I have ever done my entire 2 years of lifting
Maybe you just need to learn to stop stuffing your face you fat fuck
>>37734378
>he doesnt know hanging leg raises are one of the impressive normie lifts
kek, I bet you tip to weighted chins and muscle ups too
What is wrong with hanging leg raises?
How often does /fit/ eat fast food, and if so what do you get?
5 1euro cheeseburgers from McD's
>>37733932
Once or twice a week.
I like to eat a good kebab. It's ironic, because I'm a Slav destinied to remove kebab.
But when you're at uni and the nearest restaurant near the campus is a kebab, you start to appreciate what you have.
McDonald's once in a few months. I buy a few Big Macs or something when I lie to myself that I'm gonna bulk.
If I'm bulking I'll get something like 10 chicken selects every now and then or some fried chicken from somewhere else.
avoid fries and coke and shit though. Nothing of value in those no matter what you're doing.
I'm 6'4. Am I DYEL?
pull your pants up you fucking homo
>>37733595
Your lanklet frame is making you look a lot smaller than you probably actually are. Unfortunately for you I'm guessing you don't really look lke you lift IRL, but you'll get there.
>>37733595
You dony have to lift with that face
>n-no homo
So /fit/, how's the cut going? Almost through the first month of the summer, so you should be at or near your cut goal by now.
Tips? Encouragement? Suggestions? Suicide prevention hotline number because you almost broke down to get those mac and cheetoes things everyone is putting on their god damn instagram?
Let's have it.
Decided to get shit together and start cutting 2 weeks ago. Lost a couple pounds then decided to get drunk this weekend, hungover af on Monday and missed that workout. Now nearly where I was.
It's going great :|
>>37732937
You're going to do that a couple times until you either give up, or it motivates you to leave humanity behind.
When I started my cut I had a month of complete stalling fixed with absolute failure. Cheat days every other day, giving up on weekends, no discipline if I was out, etc.
Eventually, after about the 5 or sixth time of being back where i started, I finally got frustrated enough at going in circles that I actually got serious. Now, I'm down 45.
You'll get there. It'll just take a couple failures first.
>>37732937
>then decided to get drunk
>2 weeks in
Confirmed for never gonna make it
>Disney has come under fire for its depiction of a Polynesian character in the upcoming movie Moana
>according to New Zealand politician Jenny Salesa, the body shape of Maui is cause for concern. Salesa calls Maui’s depiction “obese,” and thinks children might get the wrong message about their bodies. “The environment our kids grow up in and what they are exposed to have a role to play. Disney movies are very influential on our children.
>BOO UNREALISTIC BODY STANDARDS FOR WOMEN
>REE REALISTIC BODY STANDARDS FOR MEN
>>37743604
This bitch has clearly never seen pacific island rugby players
>>37743604
U wot that guy is bear mode as fuck, I'm honestly mirin
>>37743604
>comparing Obese people to bears
Okay.
Who else here lifting for America?
greatest country of all time desu
i'm lifting so i can find a hot white wife and impregnate her and do my part to keep this country great and not turn it into little mexico
>>37741033
>America
>greatest country of all time
I'm an american and I completely disagree
>obesity
>laughing stock of the world
>no culture
>inflated ego
>28th smartest country in the world
>>37741083
White middle class Americans are the litetal master race
How strong is your dad, /fit/?
dead.
>>37733061
Sorry m8
He used to be big in Oly lifting in his youth and looked pretty fucking good desu, nowadays he just built fat / strong dad mode
Btw your dad is sexy
Now catering to bodybuilders
>starbucks
>most expensive 13 grams of protein on the planet
>>37738515
>starcucks
Anyone else on /fit/ visit HIGH TEST hookers?
I normally go to asian massage parlors and fuck the shit out the older mamasans.
>>37735385
Is it safe to kiss hookers? I could just imagine being in bed with one of them, you accidentally slide her the tongue, and rip nigga herpes has landed.
afaik you slap on a condom and go to town, keep your mouth to yourself, bust and run.
>>37735394
>Mouth herpes
Doesn't most of the population have it?
I don't kiss a hooker unless she initiates first.
You shouldn't fuck hookers.
Even with condoms, you run a pretty high chance for HPV. Notwithstanding, if the condom breaks, you've just invested a lot of anxiety in a couple hour of sex.
Rub and tugs are cool though.
I'm lean, 6 foot tall, muscular, extremely strong, very athletic. Basically what /fit/ strives to be. Yet I make every girl I interact with seemingly very uncomfortable what gives?
Ur ugly m8
>>37733188
This desu
Either that or you're full on autistic
Odds look bad for you
>>37733188
>>37733192
I've been told I'm goodlooking by girls before (before my hair started receding) but even now I have a good jawline.
