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How come /fit/ says I'm a skelly, but everytime I go out I get hit on by several boys and girls
Like the other day I got hit on by 3 guys and 3 chicks in one night, or still another day chicks constantly wanted to dance with me
Or when I go swimming and get out of the water people just stare at me, chicks always go speechless our even open their mouths
Ottermode > everything else
btw I don't even go to the gym anymore, I do real sports
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>>28308101
thank you hungry skelling
>>28308110
thank mr skeltal
Just came back from gym and why is there no high test thread?
>>28292775
>>28292780
Shame about the tattoos.
how have you improved yourself this week/month/year? (aside from lifting)
*NEW* Recommended Videos:
http://youtu.be/b-a1jXgAsQI
http://youtu.be/3Ao7rZ8-HWo
Approved reading material:
http://raouldify.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/2011_1203-the-flinch.pdf
Dale Carnegie - How to win friends and influence people
Unapproved reading material:
Benjamin Francklin's Autobiography (work ethic as a young man, his philosophy of self improvement, time management and scheduling, how he got into politics, how to become a founding good father)
Brian...
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>>28266465
Any advice on sleeping? I'm stuck in the cycle of sleeping at 3-4am waking up at 12pm. Feels like pure shit.
>>28266557
Get up at the same time for at least a week. If you need to, for the first couple of nights you can take benadryl or melatonin to help you get at least some sleep, but it will be a hell week.
>>28266604
Today I woke up at 12 so I probably won't be able to sleep until 1 or 2. I don't have access to drugs so I guess I'll jusy have to force myself to wake up at 5-6am everyday and hopefully be able to sleep earlier.
/fit/, why depression is so rampant nowadays?
>>28263872
People getting constantly hammered with fabulous shit on facebook and twitter which makes people think they need to have celebrity lifestyles to be important, also lack of jobs and a general demystification of the world that has happened with the internet
>>28263889
Sometimes I wonder if we, as humans, are supposed to be happy...
>>28263889
pretty much this, mass media in general. too easy to be compared/compare yourself to others. fit is a shithole if you don't have confidence based in reality
>>28263910
edgy
Steroids general
We pip now edition
Veto -
this is now a lil debbie edition /frauds/
>>28245668
Some say it's not recommended to use steroids if you're under 30. Thoughts?
In for stoya kng and fatlifts mad as always
Fresh
>Yesterday, making dinner when I realize I'm out of rice
>go to chinese about a minute's walk from my house in baggy t-shirt and leggings, cba to get dressed
>order plain brown rice, sit down and wait for order
>notice this huuuuge woman taking up two chairs and a third, leaning against a hungry skeleton who may or may not have died from the sheer weight of this bitch
>she's got those awful drawn-on eyebrows legit looked like ]
>she's staring at me quite openly and makes me feel really uncomfortable
>I pretend not to notice and feel self-conscious as fuck due to lack of bra, make-up, etc
>Get my rice and gtfo under her heavy stare
>Feel lazy again today, decide to hit up kfc
>order a zinger salad, my old archenemy chickenpig (over 400lbs with oxygen tank)tries to sell me fries and cola, tell her I want just the salad, no dressing
>Thankfully manager quickly tells her to just put in the salad so no mini argument about how much more curves I need today
>stand to the side waiting for order when I get a bad feeling
>turn my head and yesterday's fatty is sitting opposite me, staring
>shift uncomfortably as she just fucking stares
>get the fuck outta there as soon as I get my food, fuck this creepy bitch
>get caught by acquaintance, by the time our pleasantries are exchanged, fatty and skelly are on my tail
>"Rice...that's the one that only got rice. rice and salad, mumble mumble disgusting mumble weirdo"
>duck into small supermarket and buy a bag of spinach, look towards window and bitch was staring through it at me
>give her the stink finger
>she glares at me and shuffles on
>run home and have spinachy kfc salad
I'm not trying to show off or anything but the bird I flipped her was finger lickin' good.
>inb4 beta/london
>>28218095
yall niggers must live on a different planet than me because I don't believe 90% o the shit that happens in these FPSs,
>>28218095
That was pretty beta for a LONDONer.
I have no OC but have some Mother. Fucking. Andrew.
Can't stop laughing at her name.
ASMR-thread go!
http://youtu.be/i310u704GOY
http://youtu.be/uqeHw0S-3S4
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=18ONGN6_C04
http://youtu.be/voYHRhzUkSI
Inspiring stories about some guy called Craig, crap pictures with words, good pictures without words, it's all good. Give me something to keep pushing /fit/...
>my asshole
no homo
2
>>28189652
kek
3
"People don't find me attractive anymore because I have become increasingly unattractive."
Also, fat hate thread please.
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death to the fats
>>28142303
>rugby player calves
fucking kek'd
anyone who is that fat should either lose weight or never speak ever, nothing fat girls say can ever be taken seriously. they're all cunts.
Alright /fit/.
An overconfident manbeast has a has messaged me on OKC. This seems entirely exploitable so I'm posting it here.
The funniest pastas/responses I will message back to her. Give it your best shot. Will post results.
>>28094435
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get...
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>>28094435
Hi! few things to start off with :) 1. Yes I'm responding to you because you're a gorgeous, confident, curvy woman, 'tis an awesome thing to see! 2. I'm Brian. 3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen :D
>>28094435
Instead of being a complete asshole you could just send her a "hi but just not interested" message back.
Write a letter to my gym receptionist one word at a time.
I will print the letter off, place it in an envelope and then hand it to her and stand around for the fall out. I will provide proof that I handed the letter to her in any way requested.
Nigger
space
>>28033327
look
Oh boy /fit/ do I have a story for you.
ITT: Fat people stories
>Head to the gym couple hours after lunch
>Cardio day, generally alternate between treadmill and cycle
>Two new members sign up
>both hamplanets
>not unusual
>came in full workout gear, they hop on the treadmills next to me
>earthquake.gif
>their treadmills...
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>cops show up and immediately recognize the disturbance
>ask her to leave
>says she's not leaving until I pay for her broken nail
>another officer asks me to step aside and tell me what happened
>I explain, kek's were had
>ask me if I want to press charges
>fuck it, I say yes, back of my head hurts pretty bad
>officer...
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OP confirmed for low-test cardio bunny who can't handle real women.
>>27971959
This
Would this seriously help me in being able to take out anything in One Punch?
maybe that other pussy that's got the same routine but I doubt it
>>27917699
10km a day is heaps more then I am able to do, but the rest is pretty silly. If he said 1000 pushups a day I would be impressed.
