Motivation General. Roll
>>27588806
>>27588806
rollin
>>27588806
roll
Hey /fit/
I've been developing new revolutionary home gym equipment, I've had a prototype built and looking to expand by getting this into all gyms.
I call it the tank because it makes me look like a tank, I'm a pretty ripped guy and found this worked me more than barbells and dumbells.
Tell me what you think
What happens if you can't complete the rep and need to release the weight?
>>27539261
the next tsunami barbell
>>27539278
I'm so glad you asked, there is an emergency procedure to follow if you are in any danger
How do I fix my anterior pelvic tilt?
Strengthen your glutes
Stretch your hip flexors, hamstrings and lower back.
Strengthen glutes core and hamstrings
Stretch your quads, hip flexors and back.
Front squats are good,reads are good, GHR is fantastic
>>27489261
>Starting Stretching, read the sticky
>Massage groin, hip flexors, quads, hamstrings, IT band daily
>Try not to sit down for more than 1 hour at a time
>When walking (and even sitting) practise posture, squeeze abs and glutes and try to roll pelvis back a bit.
>Foam roll lower back, abs, groin, hip flexors and quads.
Thoracic mobility also helps because...
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I've always read that nobody gives a shit about you at the gym but at my gym it's literally everyone like this (pic related). It's in southern Kentucky and people here aren't the nicest.
What hours of the gym have least amount of people? It's open 6am-12am but I wouldn't go at early morning or late at night. I'm thinking 9:30-10:30
OP here, I'm talking 9:30-10:30 AM
Early morning is off hours for any gym.
>>27485692
The obvious answer is to start taking roids so you can fit in.
Write a message to 14 year old self, three lines in greentext.
>drop that basketball practice you are too short for basketball player anyway
>start eating regular meals and whey shakes are not something unnatural
>stay away from smokes and pot your lungs will thank you
>>27459699
I can do it in one
>keep pounding OP's mums dirty slag pussy
>>27459699
hey man, if your path was different, you wouldnt be you, so just keep on brother, no rear-view
>Dont waste your life with the girl youll be with when youre 16, study instead
>Dont order pizza so much, stop being fat in general
>Read up on lifting
Ok, I'm mad I admit it.
high test alpha thread?
allright
>>27454081
I'm usually pretty annoyed by the HAES crowd, but this seems pretty normal to me. She has low self esteem, she admitts it. She is exercising, clearly. The last little bit was sarcasm. She has a sense of humor about the situation. 0/10. I would do laps with this chick.
>>27454100
for that... you dont need high test, you need leave humanity behind test
Sum up /fit/ in one image
>>27435488
>>27435466
this is now a dubs thread
>>27435466
ayy lmao
>>27435466
>300lbs now, down from 340 after finding /fit/
>still a hulking monstrosity, exacerbated by 5'10" manlet status
>at the surgeon's office to have all 4 severely impacted wisdom teeth removed in one operation
>previous consultation said I had to be put to sleep for the extraction, so I'm not feeling too nervous
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>>27419488
>stutter-mumble-fumble with words, but manage to tell her that I've never had one.
>as if providing a tenderly massage, she runs her fingers (no gloves, even) along my embarrassing stretch marks, down to my hand.
>She's so close. Her shampoo smells sweet and overpowers the sterile smell smell that's standard for hospitals.
>I want to enjoy it, but the EKG and my clear physical...
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>>27419488
Post you jackass
Also
>Work at Starbucks
>Normal day until woman on scooter comes in
>She's literally spilling over the sides
>Asks for Caramel Ribbon Crunch Frapppucino
>Gets extra caramel, extra whip, extra caramel crunchies
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>>27419665
I have moar!
>Was working at a Kingsoopers as a dietitian
>The security guard comes over and tells me I "have to see this"
>Takes me to security room to look at a security tape
>On it I see Ursa Major waddling towards a handicap scooter
>She struggles to get on, but manages to plop down around the seat
>I then see...
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"dude, milk has like the most protein ever because it goes through the meat of the cow and sucks the protein out!"
>you lose weight during spring because it gets warmer and gain weight in fall because it gets colder
?¿
>>27390401
>"You're trying to put on muscle? Make sure you buy the bulking protein and not the normal one"
>"don't train legs man, it will never show so it's basically wasted time"
Let's rate each others progress.
First pic is 2011, second 2014, yesterday.
Natty 5'6" 163 lbs
>>27413339
I can already tell this is gonna be a good thread
>>27413339
nice fucking chicken legs
>>27413339
Who took the pictures?
How have you improved yourself this year? (preferably outside of lifting)
Approved reading material:
http://raouldify.files.wordpress.com/2011/12/2011_1203-the-flinch.pdf
Dale Carnegie - How to win friends and influence people
Unapproved reading material:
Benjamin Franklin's Autobiography (work ethic as a young man, his philosophy of self-improvement, time management and scheduling, how he got into politics, how he became a founding founding father)
Brian Tracy + Colin Rose - Accelerated Learning (Staple self-improvement. Really really good, full...
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>>27392988
>-Stop cursing
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY FAGGOT?
Learned how to build a computer
Learned differential calculus (fuck that shit, glad it's over)
Started doing legs (again, fuck me, right?)
Quit my dead end job at a shoe store for a marketing job at a small construction company
Decided to stick with my current GF
6'0" 171lbs, goal 185lbs
D-did I do good, /fit/?
Just bought me some Zinc, Fish Oil in liquid form (Tran), Quality moisturizer with vitamin A and no perfume and tea tree oil for treating acne.
This will now be a part of my mourning routine.
>Reading everyday
>Trying to hit 8 hours per night
Stretching... should I just buy a foam roller?
Motivation thread.
Let's remind ourselves why we do this.
bumping for the stickfigure motivationals that show how retarded motivational posters are.
>>27398920
I'm sick of feminisation and pussyfication of men in today's world?
what are some good tv shows or movies that show how man should be?
I've seen braveheart, 300, band of brothers, and I've read a book "gates of fire".
what else is there?
Drive
>>27377410
300 :')
braveheart :')
Not watching schindlers list and flags of iwojima.
>>27377410
>I'm sick of feminisation and pussyfication of men in today's world?
I don't know bro are you
in all serious though, Fight Club, any Clint Eastwood movie, and the book The Odyssey come to mind
Post your summer cuts
Didn't even start it
>>27374921
get those moles removed
>>27374980
doesnt bother me
No fat shaming thread? I am disappoint, /fit/
I'll start.
Couldn't find a Tinder thread to dump this in so you're the closest thing. Found this gem on OKC, what the fuck am I even reading
>>27366613
>relationship: non-monogamous
>offspring: Doesn't have kids but might want them
>income: Rather not say
It'satrap.jpg
>>27366680
That's only the first 1/3 of the profile, I couldn't upload the whole thing in one go because it's bigger than the upload limit. She actually typed all of that shit I can't even