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>>34932449
man /lgbt/ would have a fucking field day with this faggot. If you're going to transition and still take roids you'll fuck it up completely.
>>34932432
>>34932449
>tfw he went insane
How long will it take me to reach this without steroids?
>>34932237
Males can only have 46 pounds of muscle. You can't reach that without steroids.
These questions are so retarded. By the time you have that body you have lifted long enough to know what it will take to reach that body.
>>34932237
Two lifetimes and GOMAD.
In all seriousness, you'll have the best natty body you can have when you near the end of natty progression. Then you can start some generous TRT for the rest of your life.
ITT:
Weird things you think only you do
>Intentionally show of my dick when walking to the showers, towell over my shoulder
>Whenever I'm alone, eat my food with my hands for maximum wild man gains, while listening to the Soul Eater theme
>Tip the beggar outside my gym for extra beggar's luck gains whenever attempting new recs
Come on you fucks, share some weird shit, I need a laugh.
>>34932329
Look in a mirror if you are that desperate for a laugh.
>>34932520
rekt
Didn't see one in the catalog.
>>34932125
>>34932125
>Incognito mode
Are you scared of 4chan opie?
>roiding your nuts off to look like a bag of smashed assholes
Mastest pls go
You bitches mad because you got nothing on me. I am GOD!!!
>>34932213
>implying you're not starting these threads
Shaking mi cabeza to be quite honest
Hey Anon, you haven't been commenting much on my videos lately, was it something I said?
with love,
-Mr. Scoops
pls respond
>>34931969
What's this guy's name again, /fit/?
>>34933172
Dick Punnani
How effective are weighted push ups as a chest exercise?
>>34931950
Decent if you're a poor fag, stupid if you have access to a gym. You could even progress in one arm push-ups, or planche depending on what your goals are.
>>>/asp/756838
here you go breh
Bye bye elboes
/fit/, I'm trying to looksmax.
I currently eat 2 avocados, 5 carrots, 3 bananas everyday. I might eat prunes on top of that.
I heard that the carrots were supposed to give you dat dere healthy, ideal skin glow, but I'm not seeing shit right now.
Also, what can I do for my hair?
>looksmax
So you're one of those autists, huh?
> 2 avocados, 5 carrots, 3 bananas everyday.
Why? That's like a normie's idea of a healthy diet. Pick up a book on metabolism and biochemistry if you really care about this.
>carrots give you skin glow
You may or may not get that effect. Even if you do, it may or may not be noticeable. Don't think pop-science translates straight into reality.
Also, what can I do for my hair?
I don't know, wash it....
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what is looksmax
>>34931998
It just means "trying to look as good as possible".
Desperate virgins just wanted a fancy term for it so that they can believe just saying it makes them a 10/10.
How do you deal with gains goblins, /fit/?
>Live in the South
>Everything is either deep fried or smothered in gravy
>Mom and grandma are constantly pressuring me to eat their cooking
>Both use typical mom-science to justify me eating what they cook
>Here anon, you can eat this Gumbo. I changed the recipe just for you. I used turkey sausage so now it's healthy
>Eat it because I...
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why not just perma bulk and go southern bearmode? It'd be so easy, my wife doesn't cook shit. Consider yourself lucky m8
> believe that wife somehow has great genes, but you havr to struggle
go back to your titp, fag
>>34931894
Your wife doesn't cook and you still keep her? I hope she at least obedient and good in bed.
How do i get a better grip? I can't progress on my deadlifts because my weak forearms/shitty grip strength.
Farmers walk. Hold the barebell at the top of deadlifts or do some heavy shoulder shrugs.
>>34931848
Schleswig-Holstein doesn't sound like the type of thing I'd want
KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN IRON CHANCELLOR
PROTECT ME
>>34931848
SLEEP TIGHT IRON CHANCELLOR
Would you, /fit/?
Seriously considering it..
would maybe without "fitness"
No faggot
Would I laugh at someone wearing that out in public? Yeah.
![Ragecopy[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/djM0oS4.png "Ragecopy[1].png")
Daily reminder to WASH YOUR FUCKING GYM CLOTHES
IF IT SMELLS A LITTLE BAD TO YOU THEN IT SMELLS X10 TO THE REST
This pretty much only applies to indians and pakis.
>>34931690
no it really doesnt, people are fucking dumb
>sharehouse with six other people
>everyone goes to uni or works
>washing machine never free because everyone does washing on the weekend
>mfw turning on the fan near the squat rack to spread my scent across the entire gym
I'm a male to female trans
You boys mirin' I inject anvar like the dirty little slutty degenerate I am.
inject a bullet into your brain you disgusting degenerate
I'd make love to you and suck your girlcock.
No homo
Fucking heresy.
Is this attainable natty? What do you think his routine looks like?
yes this is achievable natty. and not even as hard as u think if u lazy fucks would actually lift for some years without breaks ibetween. probably PP or sth
>>34931525
post a picture of your body with timestamp or shut up, pretentious fuck
>>34931531
do you really believe this is not achievable? wow show body and we will see your dyel bod breh
Last one hit the bump limit.
>transfat
>transskinny
>I'm super boring as a person, so I'll make up a bunch of bullshit to pad my existence, otherwise people fall asleep when I open my mouth, or they would, if I didn't suffer from crippling halitosis.
>>34931505
it's not their fault man... it's all genetics
>>34931505
That's pretty obviously a joke
