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It's 2016, most fitizens have stopped browsing this shithole by now, some got married, some graduated and quit lifting, only a few remain, always making threads talking about the "golden era". A new thread is created, an embedded youtube video, you figure it's a troll account, but you click anyway... It starts;
There's en empty field, you hear epic trance tracks pumping in the backround, thunder, and lightning is seen as well, at this point the music stops everything goes silent, and a shadowy figure appears, you can't make it out at first,...
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>>37858441
he died let it go nigger. i was here during the golden era but people dickride zyzz way too much.
Remember when Zyzz use to post on /fit/?
Oh man...
During the Golden Years, I discovered my true potential. A habitual fat fuck i was determined not get gain my freshman 15 at uni. Through the motivation of zyzz and my fellow /fit/ members i lost 55 pounds. /Fit/ has unfortunaltly become lackluster and I agree we need to move on. We must build the new.
So a few days ago i decided that im gonna make a video of a routine for bodyweight by some interest from this board and other places.
Anyway i got my friend to film me because he said his camera is really good. So heres the problem. His footage sucks. The white balance is completely off so it all looks really bad. I have some other footage i did by myself in my backyard and it just looks way better.
I have 3 options really
1. Tell him his stuff sucks and redo it by myself and hurt his feelings
2. Just go with his videos
3. Redo it without telling him and let...
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>>37858404
plz resp0nd
why cant you just be an adult about it
> thanks for the help man, but unfortunately the footage you shot turned out to be not ideal for what im trying to achieve here, i have decided to reshoot it
>>37858502
Im leaning towards that right now. I really dont wanna have a shitty video for his feelings but at the same time the guy wasted his time fucking around in the park with me,
I'm going to be a pirate.
Let's assume my starting lift is OHP (lifting barrels and shit over my head).
What lifts replicate the following?
- Lifting cannon balls into the barrel.
- Carrying powder kegs across the deck.
- Throwing a grappling hook and pulling a ship closer.
- Lifting chests and other supplies and carrying them back to your ship.
- Hoisting flags and doing other assorted rigging stuff.
For food I've already decided on lots of dried meats and rum with plenty of fish to supplement and citrus fruit. (And also water even...
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>>37858257
>loading cannons
dumbbell upright rows
>carrying powder kegs
farmer walk or stone carry
>throwing a grappling hook
this is a technique thing. just throw actual grappling hooks
>pulling the grappling hook
full ROM cable rows, rope climbing
>lifting chests and other shit
more farmer walks and stone carries
>rigging
learn...
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>>37858275
I've already began learning how to tie knots and stuff.
Any other exercises you could suggest?
WHAT WILL YOU DO WITH A DRUNKEN SAILOR
Rate my YouTube fitness channel /fit/
https://youtu.be/3vBSyg3sDYc
0/10
>image.jpg
Absolute classic
Feel free to comment haters
I have a small penis and shitty muscle insertions literally autistic and a manlet at 5ft 9in.
Why should I even keep going with lifting?
Why should I even keep going with life?
Should I take acid and go into the woods with a gun and just contemplate life?
Money isn't an issue at all.
I don't mind the physical stuff as much but did genetics really have to give me a learning deficiency?
Friday night Saturday morning lifting and feels thread.
You could always kill yourself.
Leave the gun, just drop the acid and take a walk in the woods. Acid is fun.
>>37858039
you are the worst trip this board has ever seen. Whats the point of being a trip if youre a depressed dyel bitch? Thats like 50% of /fit/.
TLDR: Family gathering today, home 75% intoxicated, clear headed but chatty and overconfident, missed workout, too many calories.
Should I just go out and lift in home gym? Sensibly as per program? Bad idea?
>>37858006
Sounds like you're just hunting for excuses not to lift. Depends if getting swole is important too you or not. Can always wait a bit and sober up a touch. But guessing that 6 pack of lite beer has got you completely fucked eyed may as well just quit now
>>37858028
Actually just wrapping wrists now. Was worried because I feel dunk enough to lift 1000000. Will stick to plan. Feel disgusted at my prioritisation.
>>37858045
Tell us if you die anon, god speed
Hey /fit/.
I took a hgh test and a testostorone test at the doctor, and it showed that i was low test and high hgh.
how will this impact my training, and what can i do to raise test ?
Pic related, what the graphs looked like at the doctor
>>37857983
Did you fap before the test?
>>37857994
Yeah, one day before
>>37858010
Nah that should've gotten you back to base levels.
You have low test, assuming you already lift check your diet. Cut out whey/casein and dairy first. If you don't feel better try cutting out grains too. Make sure you're getting enough from all the macro and micro food groups.
Also don't be fat and do some fucking cardio etc.
Did you over-compensate the first time you had sex after getting fit?
>>37857908
i read this 5 times and i still dont know what the fuck youre saying
>>37857908
what do you mean
>>37858077
I work with retards for a living.
OP meant to say:
After you became fit and had sex for the first time, did you put in extra work while fucking the girl to make up for being a skelly/skinny fat/obese virgin in the past?
When did it become "cool" to eat unhealthy? If you don't go out to eat and have some wings or some other fatty things its considered weird. Even decent looking girls who will blow up in a few years eat awful. Why is this a thing now?
He who laughs last, eats best?
>>37857873
Dyel?
Probably 1000BC
Does /fit/ look fit in clothes?
How fit am I looking?
>>37857782
slim, weak, tiny, small, young, dispersed
>>37857787
umm kay
>>37857787
>young
>slim
2/5 ain't bad.
who is this?
>>37857637
You out find out by using Google's reverse image search! :^)
>>37857642
*ought
>>37857637
He needs to burn that facial hair asap
>current year
>not lifting with your gf
>not spotting her on squats for that test boost
>>37857582
>year is now
>not using obese gf for natural weights
>not feeding gf for progression
>not gonna make it
>lifting with gf
>letting hundreds of sweaty horn men eyefuck her for an hour
>being this big of a cuck
LMAO
>>37857582
>babysitting a bitch instead of lifting
yeah you do that
I’m curious why people on /fit/ aren’t really into straight edge. Thought maybe I’d start an official /straightedge/ thread.
>Basic rules: No Drinking Alcohol, No Drugs, No Smoking.
I’m not going to be an articulate spokesman for it, but here are a few elements: clean living, bodily and mental purity, having control.
The song that started it all: “Straight Edge” by Minor Threat https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OMybxAoSvS8
Here are the most compelling things TO ME that I want to share:
>Taking life seriously
Alcohol is straight up bad for you. Next morning, you wake up and feel like shit. Why poison yourself with alcohol and cigarettes, giving your money to people who really want to watch you die, just because other people are too boring to be able to have fun without it? Or because you’re too scared to talk to a girl without liquid courage? Seriously, nut up and do things on your own. Anything else ain’t natty.
>True rebellion
Right...
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edgefags are worse than vegans
/AutismGeneral/
>you'll never be on /fit/ with zyzz
I was ever so briefly. Those were the glory days of /fit/
I dont get why zyzz gets painted like some hero, he was probably just like your average narcicistical roidhead
Not any different from Rich Piana.
>>37857339
kys skinnyfag
Who is your motivation/goal /fit/?
Inb4 trump and taytayfags
is Hamon natty, bros?
