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Find a flaw.
Vegetables make me shit a volcano
Stickin with meet and cheese thx
Well, it's kinda old and dry.
>>7157476
Looks like a tree
So is it a chimmy cherry or a cherry changa?
>>7156563
It's one word, so you would add the filling ingredient before it.
Cherry chimichanga.
>>7156563
This still isn't funny. Come up with something original for a change.
>>7156563
>Caring about the semantics of a pastry.
Why do Brits still eat like they are rationing for a world war?
Why do Americans still eat like there is an incoming famine?
>>7154586
At least they eat real food... Americans eat literally garbage and byproducts.
>>7154595
Because food conglomerates are allowed to mislabel food and anyone who calls attention to this fact is derided as an "orthorexic" who hates America
>tfw you're dining with your parents and your dad grabs a bus boy and tells him he's ready to order
Embarrassing restaurant stories thread
My dad would do shit like that all the time growing up.
Granted, it wasn't until years later that I realized he'd smoke a bowl right before we'd go out to eat, and usually have a beer or two.
It's embarrassing, but anyone working FoH will know which server is in charge of that table and should easily be able to let them know.
Yeah, it kinda sucks, but that's the service industry.
>Me when I was 15
>Mom, brother, sister and myself go out to dinner
>Sister was older and a lush, starting to develop food allergies
>We go out to Mexican and she others a Mojito
>Something in the drink gives her a bad reaction and she can't breath
>Mom takes her outside restaurant thinking that would somehow help
>Brother and I try to follow thinking this...
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Not that embarrassing but idgaf
> be out eating thanksgiving at restaurant because family is too lazy to cook
> nice place, food is good and all that
> pretty much finished with meal
> grandpa asks me "what do you think, anon? Ready to leave"
> "yeah sure"
> "okay everybody, anon wants to leave so I think we should go"
> wait...
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what does /ck/ usually get for chinese takeout?
chicken w/ mixed veggies
its chicken w/broccolis older and sexier sister
The general famous chicken, literallly the most eaten chicken dish around the world.
Sweet and sour chicken
Orange chicken
pork fried rice
lo mein noodles
a couple spring rolls
crab rangoon
It usually lasts me like 2 days.
How are you staying healthy, /ck/? It really isn't that hard, is cheaper and makes everything 100x better.
>1-2 servings of fruit per day
>As many non-starchy vegetables as you like, especially kale, broccoli, onions and garlic
>plenty of black pepper, cumin and tumeric on everything
>Oats, quinoa, bulgur, potatoes for carbs
>Lean meats and dairy for protein
>Red/fatty meat, full fat dairy and eggs in moderation for micro nutrients and animal fats
>Nuts, dark chocolate, avocado, olives etc for fats
>fatty fish, look out for mercury
Pic related. One of the healthiest, cheapest foods around, you should eat four of these bad boys a week
fuck off
Smoothies. It's a good way for your body to absorb green veggies.
>>7137859
>garlic and apple
>blended together
Look at that isn't it beautiful?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2AQ7joVZIJc
>>7149678
>fridgerator
This man never stops pissing me the fuck off. It's like he intentionally acts like a stupid fucking stereotypical cu/ck/ american to get views and it's fucking working. The only thing that tells me that this guy is for real is the fact that his youngest son is as fucking stupid as he is and his wife is a retarded hamplanet aswell.
Christ i love to hate King Ja/ck/.
>>7149695
>lie and say gf instead of mom
I've done that a couple times before. It sucks.
Why is his washer and dryer in his kitchen? I've never seen another house with a setup like that.
Grilled Cheese Sandwich. Made one with Chili inside. Pic is related! What do you think or prefer? Suggestions?
>>7162280
looks to be fried not grilled.
>>7162280
What is the giant ectoplasm at the bottom of the picture doing? Trying to eat your sandwich?
>>7162319
This post (me) is 3 replies 4 posters
>>7162322
this is 4 / 4
therefore,
>>7162315
>>7162322
are the same person
>drizzle with olive oil
>now give it a dash of olive oil
>and finish up with olive oil
It's almost 2016, why does Jamie Oliver still think this shit is okay? I mean he carved out a name for himself as the health cook and we know now that olive oil isn't especially healthy compared with other cooking oils.
>>7161970
>healthy
So fucking what?
The guy is a classically trained Italian chef, of course he's going to use olive oil.
>>7161978
As a celebrity chef, what has he done to counter the myth that it's okay to eat a lot of olive oil because it's "healthy"? Nothing that I've heard of, he's teaching people recipes to be used at home, they don't need to use as much olive oil as in a restaurant dish. There's 120 calories in every spoonful and he just pours it like it's no problem.
He uses olive oil in Thai green curry, ffs.
I thought this show would be comfy because of Alton. It is not comfy. You lied to me /ck/.
American food television is done. Watch the Great British Baking Show if you want something fun and comfy, it's really excellent.
>>7161864
>cutthroat
>comfy
>>7161864
I've never seen it. Let me see if I can guess...
1. Big BOOMING music that's louder than everything else.
2. Seriously fucked up editing where entire conversations or sentences have been chopped & changed to make it look like somebody said or did something that never happened.
3. Related to #2, an edit that shows someone being shouted out, but it later turns out they weren't being shouted at.
4. 2 second shots of any actual food or cooking, 30 second shots of people's faces.
5....
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Hey m8s, aussie friend here. I'm thinking I would get some Indian tonight, I normally just get some glorious butter chicken and a garlic naan. But maybe I could try something different. I don't like spicy meals at all, I get it mild. What do you think I should try, /ck/? I fucking love butter chicken.
chicken tikka masala... I had it when I was in brisbane. Really good. I had it with garlic naan
>>7161568
Does it taste as great as butter chicken m8?
palak paneer, vegi paratha, onion bhaji
gulab jamun for dessert
I recently got about 5lb of ground deer meat
any suggestions for what to do with it?
Ground venison makes great chili...cant go wrong .
>>7161175
Ground anything makes a good burger.
>>7161175
Reform it into a little baby deer.
https://gist.github.com/nylki/1efbaa36635956d35bcc
>recipes generated by a neural network
what do you think, /ck/? would you try it?
>>7160694
first recipe: barbecue ribs
>1 Beer -- cut into cubes
it's shit
>>7160694
I bought that game at the steam summer sale and still haven't played it. Thanks, OP
>Categories: Desserts, German
Yield: 10 Servings
2 c Chicken broth
1/2 c Oil
>>7160700
>he doesn't cube his beer!
Salad dressing is the reason we eat salad. Don't deny it.
Trouble is, most is either oily or full of fat (milk). I've heard that processed nuts can work, but I've not tried it myself.
How can a tasty creamy salad dressing be made without oil or cream? Do you have any recipes?
I prefer the creamy roasted garlic salad dressing from souplantation, ideally a dressing similar to that would be best.
yogurt
>>7160586
>Trouble is, most is either oily or full of fat (milk).
because you're eating a bowl of vegetables with 0% fat... tasty food is always in balance with fat and lean, sweet/sour/bitter/salty/UMAMISAVORY, soft and crunchy, etc.
>>7160586
>Salad dressing is the reason we eat salad. Don't deny it.
Nope.
I dress my salad with olive oil, vinegar, salt and pepper.
Try again, fattie.
>HIS SQUID IS SO UNDERCOOKED I CAN STILL HEAR IT TELLING SPONGEBOB TO "PISS OFF"!!!
>>7160556
that was the worst thing i ever read
i legitimately hope you hang yourself with an extension cord
>>7160556
I am taking the time to type this out instead of abbreviating it
Kill yourself
THIS THREAD IS SO BAD THAT OP IS CONFIRMED AUSTRALIAN
