Please god kill this fat fuck so i dont have to see him ever again please

>>7218269
Ja/ck/ is a master of all things related to food

I serve his Aunt's party cheese salad as desert every night in my restaurant (which is about to earn its THIRD Michelin Star). I became a world renowned shef after watching Ja/ck/'s videos. I copied his burger making technique, and now chefs all around the world are doing it!

When I hear people criticize Ja/ck/, the master, I shudder inside. Such people are surely depraved individuals who sit in a greasy Wal-Mart office chair, clacking away on...
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>>7218269
Show some fucking respect.

>>7220466
only if you're a heavily tattooed and pierced chef who tries to make eating your food sound like it's some kind of mystical journey so people will pay more

>>7220466
thats not slate f a m

>>7220466
you knew what you were getting into when you went to one of these places

http://www.brooklynbarmenus.com/

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>>7220397

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>>7220397
>cha
>za
>spag bol
>tendies

>>7220397
is this le ebin new maymay?

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>>7220360
red win
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i once paid $145 for an all-you-can-eat buffet at yankee stadium

>>7221099

Thst includes the executive box seat you sat in AND beer. Faggot.

>>7220235
Make sure you're stocked up on toilet paper. If not, get some while you have the chance.

>>7220235
Enjoy bowel pains and the cleansing.

>>7220235
drink some liquor and feel like death.

Coleslaw - what're we playing?

The presentation in itself is a ruse because a vegan would choose neither pill as the coating on both is gelatin.

>>7220386
There are plant based pill cases or how you call them.

We've lost a lost of good people over the years (Sceak not included), but don't pretend things haven't gotten 100 times worse, site-wide, in just this past year.

The faster boards are all just slightly different versions of /b/ at this point, and the shitposters have been fleeing to the slower boards, which need to learn self-moderation.

I haven't even seen borneo recently, but at least we have anchovy pizza.

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>>7219937
been trying to take this girl out for two weeks but she says shes been busy with work and family which seems reasonable given the time of year but i ask if she wants to come over tonight and she says she has plans already. i dont think she's spending new year's with her family? anyway i took my gun apart so i dont shoot myself and i have bad acid reflux from eating tacos every day so im having trouble drinking my beer. i dont have a microwave so im gonnago read the back of a banquet tv dinner to see if i...
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>>7219968

It will take awhile, but you can cook your tv dinner in the oven, anon.

Start preheating now and you wont need to shoot yourself.

>>7219893
Leftover pizza from NYE, a twelve pack of beer I forgot I had out in my truck and a cigar.

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I had oat porridge for breakfast like I do every day. But strictly speaking the first thing I ate in 2016 was salted roasted peanuts which i had before bed but after midnight.

>>7219893

Nothing like a big bowl of warm salt to kick off the new year.

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Fried rice

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Paella
<pie-eh-ya>

I swear to god if you pronounce it pie-el-lah
I will fucking spit in your face

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>>7219762
Is this going to be a Bubba Gump parody?

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Great way to get a high quality meal on a weeknight when you don't feel like grocery shopping but you also don't want to sit at a restaurant and overpay for wine.

This triggers the poorfag who just learned to boil pasta last Tuesday and likes to post pictures of his "wifey material" garbage on facebook as proof.

I took a picture of this 20-minute blue apron meal a while back to delight /ck/, it seems to have really upset them though.

heres how this threads gonna go

half the thread calls it retarded because its over priced compared to groceries

the other half calls them retarded for being poor and unable to afford it

despite my 100% accurate prediction this thread will probably get dozens and dozens of replies

>>7219140
GMO poison

>>7219081
Great snack.
Eat on crackers. If you don't buy them packed in some kind of sauce/mustard, add your own.

They're good. I eat them out of the can.

Crackers/toast is good. I also sometimes eat a can with rice. I prefer the kind with mustard sauce.

Some people like that fisherman's eggs thing, but I've tried it twice and it was disgusting both times.

Yes, bring flowers. It's very important that you eat beforehand. You should get the at 9:16.

if you dont want to be there for 4 hours just come a bit late, maybe notify the host

>>7218705

I'm just going to say I got lost if it comes up. I think there will be like 20 people who are closer friends so I doubt they would just be sitting there alone wondering where everyone is.

>>7222010
>You have just won the lottery so now you can follow your dream of owning your own restaurant

Sure. Or I could just pile up the money and burn it. It'd be quicker.

Kevin's

steaks and haute cuisine

Ger Mann's

We'd serve German food like kraut and mayo on kaiser rolls.

>>7218564
>dry meatloafs on a bun
sickening

>>7218600
>bun
pleb, please

Those will scrunch up and become juicy bloodballs on a grill.

Ground beef, onions, garlic powder, salt pepper, egg yolks. Patties need to be 25% bigger than the intended diameter. Make a small crater in the middle with your knuckle.

kill yourself

I don't care about your girl issues, or gross, mainstream porn stars, but where do you live where you can eat all that for $18, and what all you can eat buffet lists everything you took on the receipt?

>>7221410
Lexi Belle is a big eater herself.

Maybe... maybe you've got a chance with Lexi Belle? Lexi is just her porn name, you know.