what is this? what does any of this mean?
Frozen egg yolks packed in salt?
Tiny oranges in ice?
>>7243881
those look like clementines in ice.
>went from a 12 to a 2
pants size.
Pic related durian
>>7243873
your mum's pussy, m8
It doesn't smell that bad, really. It's just that the scent is obnoxiously strong.
>>7243875
ebin :^)
Itt: Good ways to start a day.
Pic very much realted
what does marmite taste like?
>>7243751
Nutella
I like to drink a nice black coffee and completely clear my bowels in the following 30min, feels good man.
What crackerjack honkey decided olives belong in enchiladas
>be Mexican
>sister in law cooks enchiladas for us
Yay
>its enchilada "casserole"
Stop that
add some olives to your enchiladas for an authentic mexican taste
>>7243581
>Carl, why have you stopped?
>Franny, shh.
>What's wrong?
>Nothing it's just the Pteranodons, they're beautiful
What is it about cheap hot store bread that makes it so good?
I know what you mean. That cheap Italian bread is so soft and chewy. How do they do it?
There's butter on that bread...
Your eating the entire fucking thing and buttering it as you go aren't you?
>>7243405
Bolillo Rolls FTW!!
>TFW 5 for $1
>TFW you reach into the basket and they're all still warm
Fuck yeah.
They are fucking biscuits. I don't give a orange shit if they are called cakes, they are biscuits and only tolerable if dipped in tea beforehand.
Yeah that's right, I dip my biscuits in tea or coffee. What are you going to do about it, fucko?
@7243388
more like jaffa cucks :DDD
>>7243388
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jaffa_Cakes#Categorisation_as_cake_or_biscuit_for_VAT
>The court found in favour of McVities and ruled that the product should be considered a cake
Ahhh will you have a cup of tea anon?
I'm a newcomer to cooking, and I want to learn and get better. I got a wok and cooking stuff for Christmas
My parents want me to cook but I don't know what to make with what O bought. Sadly I didn't have a recipe in mind when I bought stuff.
How can I make a ramen or a stir fry with what I bought? Can I make ramen in the wok or should I use a big soup pot like I usually use for stews?
Recipes and general tips for what I have would be super appreciated
My stuff:
Shoyu ramen noodles
Yaki soba noodles
Chow mein noodles
Bean sprouts
Bok choy
Green onion
Angus beef
Black tiger shrimp
Hondashi bonito soup stock
Nori flakes
Pork flakes
Furikake sesame, nori, bonito topping
Sake
Sesame oil
Various utensils and cooking stuff every kitchen has (eggs etc)
seems like a simple enough meal just cook the ramen and throw in the meat and veggies, you can put the noodles if you like and put a little bit of the spices at a time until you like it, that way it's not too overpowering
I ended up winging a stir fry after looking up several recipes
It tasted pretty good. The rice was a little undercooked, but the shrimp was well marinated. They were so crunchy though, I've never had such crunchy shrimp. Is it because they were fresh, or undercooked, or overcooked?
Forgot to take a pic so screenshotted my story.
stop being such a weeb
also, woks are shit unless you have stoves specialized for them, because otherwise they don't heat properly (curved bottom)
crunchy shrimp: did you leave the shells on?
asian people never EVER eat noodles with rice.
What does /ck/ think about hot pocket snack bites? Do you guys think they are better or worse than normal hot pockets? I prefer the snack bites because they cool off faster so you can eat them without melting, but I want the opinions of 4chan users since they are the main consumers of hotpockets
No feelings as I've never eaten a hot pocket in my entire life.
Didn't know they had these. I guess it's pretty cool, now I can eat an entire bag like pizza rolls.
I would guess that they're disgustingly salty and full of garbage ingredients, just like regular hot pockets.
How do I obtain classy table manners? I'd like to take out a ritzy girl to dinner sometime, but I don't want to appall her with my atrocious table manners.
Take etiquette classes.
>>7243245
How is this hard?
Don't put your elbows on the table.
Chew with your mouth closed.
Put the napkin in your lap.
Hold fork with the left hand, knife with the right.
If you have multiple courses, start with the utensils on the outside, and work your way in.
Cut small pieces and don't chipmunk your food.
Don't talk with your mouth open.
There you go, anon. Good luck with your date, you fucking subhuman degenerate.
>>7243272
I mean't don't talk with your mouth full of food. You're still gay though.
What do you think of this pizza, /ck/?
Salad goes on the side
>>7243222
It's a salad pizza, though.
Anything can go on pizza.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k6DA_WwO90c
>>7243216
You gonna eat with some ranch or caesar dressing?
Why do restaurants fail? ABC finally closed. It didn't deserve that.
Internet ordering.
>>7243185
Of all the possible reasons for a restaurant to fail, that's not one of them.
I can't imagine anyone genuinely liking deep dish pizza. If you do, please post your photo in the thread. I want to know how people who like deep dish pizza look like.
I refuse to believe that's a pizza.
protip, they're fat
>>7243126
First of all, your pic isn't a real deep dish pizza. IDK what the fuck that is.
Secondly, why do you care what kind of pizza people like? The world doesn't revolve around you.
Whenever you go to a restaurant, do you normally order an appetizer, entree, and dessert?
>>7243079
no
/thread
Why would I order two starters?
Only entrees and drinks. Not a fan of $5 4 wing plates or deep fried cheese sticks with microwave marinara. Not a fan of flash frozen cheesecakes or tyra misu either
Is the meme bread fad finally over, /ck/?
The fad of saying "meme" should be what is over.
I actually like pretzel rolls a lot. Just not literally shoehorned into everything and everywhere regardless of how good pretzel will taste with that food
>>7243026
>Laugenbrot
>memebread
RAAAAARREGGGHJJ
Does /ck/ chicken inna biscuit?
Really shit thread, is this the best you could do?
Ken Plume does
>>7242951
y or n pls
