You're clogging your heart pipes.

I've been smoking a pack of cigarettes a day for the past two years and haven't died yet.
Where is this smoking meme coming from?

>>7589637
I've been eating fast food consistently (more than twice a week) since I was a little kid and i'm a fat fuck who now has to diet and exercise or I might die.

Anecdotal evidence doesn't mean much.

Baking>cooking

Sadly it's expensive unhealthful on a daily basis.

My favorites are italian bread and gingerbread.

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I like making my version of cake salé. It's like a savoury scone/cake/cupcake, with cheese, ham, peppers, sweetcorn, mushrooms, chicken, etc.. The secret is 3/4 can of condensed mushroom soup, which makes it not so crumbly, and very light and moist. You can throw pretty much anything you have in it.

For bonus points, you can top it with an improvised coconut frosting that has the lightness and texture of whipped cream (but uses no sugar) from cornstarch, canned coconut milk/cream, and butter.

>>7589518
Go back to college, you can cook for your friends and family, who you'll have around since you won't be doing coke and drinking until 5am with a bunch of ex cons.

>>7589537
Sounds about right.

>>7589518
Just get a job in a kitchen while you're in college. That way you'll learn some skills you can use in your home cooking once you graduate and get a better job.

Nice, those were tasty. Do they have the ghost pepper chicken sandwich again too?

Those were actually pretty decent BUT NOT FUCKING SPICY WENDY'S

fuck "fast food spicy"

ya'll are pansy ass bitches.

how are eat them ?

with spoon ?

>>7589361
I mean if I cook eggs on it, do I have to use Pam?

>>7589369
Can I do steak on it? How about chicken? What the fuck do I do with it? How do I justify spending money on one? My $25 walmart one does all these things just fine.

>>7589373
Also I read you don't have to clean it and that the shit that builds up adds flavor? What's the deal, man?

>>7589360
So a Polish food thread?

These threads really belong on /b/.

It's all just reposts of the same images that have been around forever.

>>7589438
Ok

whats the joke here?

im german and i really dislike our local cuisine except for maybe
>schnitzel
>döner
>curry wurst
>schäufele
>krautweckla

it's all just brown goop usually and the sauerbraten leaves lots of meat between my teeth so i dont like it a lot
also knödel arent very good

>>7589296
No, but FUCK YEAH IT'S AWESOME FOOD.

It's not the only great food in Euroville, but it's damn fucking straight up delicious.

>>7589332
Where do you live?

im a fatass so yeah

>>7589205
fuck right off, in this in Canada?

>>7589433

>flavor

don't think so m8

>>7589034
I dont know anything about that. But what I can tell you is that I am no friend of artificial sweeteners. For example when I take a standard no-sugar chewing gum the first sensation I get is thirst. Strong thirst, no matter if I just drank 1 liter of water. It's from the sweetener. This cannot be healthy.

>>7589034
>diet soda
If you really want to diet, cut it out entirely. I lost 10 pounds from quitting soda alone. No exercise, no dietary restrictions, nothing.

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It gives you cancer nowadays because of aspartame tinfoil hattery

The other one is that it tastes sweet or encourages candida overgrowth so makes you crave sweet foods or some bullshit

In reality the only thing you should be concerned about is regular consumption of phosphoric acid which might damage your teeth, otherwise it's literally flavoured water

>>7588980

What do you have against sweet juicy beets? Are you some kind of a chinese?

>>7589006
I've never had any before, but I assume they just taste like watery red potatoes or something with a slight hint of sweetness.

>>7588980
Lentils with onion, chorizo, and bacon are really good.

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you don't. just relax and try to enjoy it. it will only hurt if you fight back.
and you should apply one of pic related.

>>7588961
Why would you WANT to not fart like a demented retard? It feels amazing.

>>7588984
Do I add the soda at the beginning or near the end of the boiling process? It usually takes ~hour for them to get tender in my experience.

>>7588945

Nutella and bananas is my go-to filling. Maybe drizzle some sweetened condensed milk over it too.

>>7588945
Whipped cream and orange marmalade. I dare you.

>>7588945
lemon juice and sugar

>>7588852
>dumb chink who just sold me empty won tons in pic related and charged 4 bucks delivery

who's dumb here?

>>7588871
this.....

>>7588852
>believing a chain meme restaurant like margaritaville would ever be good

You only have yourself to blame OP

>>7588823

Well.. if you haven't put it in the oven yet, you can add some oil of some sort..

but either way you're probably fine.

bonus points to you if you brush butter all over them when they come out.

Each stick of butter is 1/2 a cup.

>>7588831
I have never heard of this trick. Does it soften them? Thank you :) they are in the oven and seemingly healthy cookies as of right now.

I'm never hungry in the morning. Am i weird? idk

>>7588789
No, that's pretty common.

I eat whatever I want, whenever I want.

Stupid conventions are stupid.

The one thing that makes no sense to me is eating sweet shit first thing in the morning (french toast, pancakes/waffles with maple syrup, pastries). If I'm going to eat dessert food I'll wait till I'm drunk, not right after I roll out of bed.