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Been eating a very large amount of fast food the past weeks. I am moving very soon in a shitty fashion that doesn't allow me to use any preservation or cooking devices in the meantime. I figured i would be fine to do what I gotta do for the next week but the shit food is having its toll. I feel absolutely awful and its to the point my body won't even let me eat fast food anymore. Took a bite of a hamburger and my body basically told me to fuck off.
I feel like it is probably due to my blatant malnutrition and was wondering what are some options that are semi...
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>>7591633
chipotle. get a bowl. or if you're blessed enough to live in SoCal, go to the Veggie Grill
>>7591633
Just go to a supermarket and buy some bagged salad, some meat and cheese from the deli and some bread. Problem solved.
>>7591675
i dont have access to a fridge atm
where can i buy somthing like this?
>>7591615
bogota, colombia has it
>>7591615
This shir is always fucking stupid to the point that it makes no sense, just get a pizza and a bowl of chips and dip. It just seems like something you eat over the sink when you're suffering a nild withdrawal and just don't give a fuck anymore.
>cuts a slice of pizza
>all the cheese leaks all over the place
So I bought some of this shit at the store on a whim yesterday because it's apparently a magical elixir that cures stomachaches and can clean windows and it deodorizes and it provides energy and it's a clean-burning fuel and it turns shit to gold and yadayadayada. But I've noticed that, for an alleged food item, it's not really advertised as an ingredient beyond a fruit drink addition or salad dressing substitute. What other culinary uses does this stuff have?
>>7591595
use it on biltong prior to salting and drying.
>>7591595
Making pickles
Sauces
Marinades
A small amount cuts the richness in hearty soups & bean dishes
>>7591595
two capfuls in your poaching water will deliver perfect eggs for eggs bennedict time after time
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Being a bunch of over-used meme spouting, unoriginal dipshits with literally no taste.
>>7591446
What are you guys eating on this most stony evening ?
Pick related
Oreos and milk for me
>>7591396
>some fatass ate a whole pack of oreos and it going '420 blaze it' to look cool
>don't even have dank kush
dude weed lmao
grapefruit, cigarettes, and cocaine with a side of cocaine
Hey /ck/ I'm quite new to this board but I need some tips and maybe a lot of advice because I am making self-made hamburgers this friday and I am quite uninformed on about what to do so all help is appreciated.
>eating meat
do u kno the 5gays?
>>7591356
I don't have that in my country.
How do I get Pitmaster Privilege?
>>7591223
>use lump charcoal or cook with quality wood
>wood or wood chunks appropriate to your meat
>not falling for the "low & slow" maymay
>>7591223
>>dig a hole
>>put brikets in hole
>>apply a metal grate of some kind
>>use the heat and smoke to slowcook meat
>> febuff any and all comers that would attempt to subvert your control over the meat hole
>> a pitmaster is you.
Man those faggots know how to have fun, theyre still kind of retarded though. Vegetables are fucking awesome and so is the history of barbeque.
http://www.watchseries.li/link/vidspot.net/1325073
>>7591244
>implying smoking for longer periods of time doesn't improve how well the meat takes the smokey flavor
Nice b8 m8 8/8
How the fuck do I fry food?
I'm using olive oil and every time the food just sucks ups the oil despite high heat and the pan just goes dry
How high is "high"?
>>7591160
You have to sprinkle some water in the oil first once it get hots in order to stop the food absorbing the oil
>>7591172
As high as can be without spraying oil over the entire stove
I frequently fry frozen food, is that a problem?
CHOPS
I want to learn to cook meat. Is there any one stop shop marinade or seasoning? So I don't have to dabble with bits of this and that?
>>7591122
No.
>>7591129
Thanks for the bad news.
>Eating out with someone
>They chew like a fucking cow
>CHOMP SLAP POP SLUSH CRACK CLAP SCHLOCK SCHLIP SCHLIP
>Ask them if they can maybe close their mouths and take smaller bites of their food because its very unappealing, and ask them if they can swallow their food before they talk (me now having several droplets of salive on my face, neck, hair, and shirt)
>”SCHLIP CLAP how dare you SCHLOMP SCHLIP SCHLACK insult me? PIP...
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>>7590943
Why do people need to put on their smug faces and judge others like they are some high and mighty royalty that others should obey? Don't get me wrong having bad table manners is bad but people who complain and talk down to others are just as bad.
>people who are incapable of drinking properly
Jesus fuck, you tip the glass up, don't put it to your lips and start hoovering it.
>>7590943
It's str8 up murder m8. can't stand it, ends a friendship
>live in 3rd world wollongong
>save up few months of wages to enjoy a nice holiday in yurop
>finally visit france for some world-class cuisine
>it's shite
>tfw you fell for the french food is good meme
>he doesn't live in rural Victoria
Move out of a flyover region and you'll get decent food like me
>>7590914
>tfw left bairnsdale for a major city
>tfw loads of super great restuarants and stuff to do
>tfw got a cute buff bara boyfriend within 5 months
Rural anywhere is garbage.
I think the restaurant scene is terrible in France and I'm French myself. Overpriced garbage.
In Europe, Italians are much better at the culture and lifestyle game.
The best food experience is found in Asia, more specifically Tokyo. That city has the best kind of casual restaurants and the best kind of sophisticated ones. Paris looks like a grimy little village in comparison.
Fucking meme indeed.
I am participating in a cooking competition this weekend between 30 of my friends. We have to make a stew type of thing.
I took charge of my team since most of them only eat ramen noodles and ketchup on steak. Planning to do an idian coconut milk chicken curry.
The problem that I have though, is that there is hardly any vegetables in it and they demand vegetables.
Currently it only contains onions and a few red peppers.
I was thinking of adding some baby corns and baby marrows. I dont know if carrots will work at all.
Do any of you have an idea of what vegetables I should add?
>>7590870
Potatoes.
> cooking competition
> planning to make shit
Forget that curry OP. Make an authentic Irish stew.
I really like spicy food, but most of the healthy spicy food takes very long to make, so I just settle for spicy junk food.
Are there any healthy spicy dishes that are actually easy to make?
>>7590802
>healthy spicy food takes very long to make
Like what? You can make spicy sauce for meats pretty easily; you can also add peppers to salad to make them spicy.
spicy bean chili
Yep
There are fucking TONS. Could you be a bit more specific? Like, cold dishes, hot dishes, meat or veg, what types of cuisine?
Is this a genuine Japanese carbonara?
https://youtu.be/aPR0YRa_SZk
>>7590799
>mayo
Yuck.
Just put the egg hole-inna-wall and then put the bacon/cheese on top
>>7590808
>hole-inna-wall
Are you trying to say "frog in a hole"?
>>7590799
>honey
AHHHH MAKE IT STOP
What does /ck/ think of this sauce ? It's called tucupi and it's from the amazon.(Brazillian Amazon) it's flavor ranges from acid to somewhat sweet.
I personally think it's amazing and i wonder why no one has used it in international cuisine.
It looks like orange juice and egg yolk.
YUMMY
>>7590761
Orange-flavor hollandaise sounds awesome. OP's sauce, a manioc derivative that numbs your mouth and will kill you if it's undercooked, does not sound as awesome.
>>7590757
It's impossible to find fresh bitter cassava in the West without it being gardened or you live near a very immigrant heavy are that will grow it.
Cassava doesn't store well, it's a literal root that still "breathes" so it's dipped in wax.
