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I'm English so ive grown up on tea and on top of that im a huge pleb so i drown it in sugar too.
But i want to move into coffee instead, but all ive ever had is the instant stuff which is terribad. How does one start drinking GOOD coffee? What brands? Do i need to get a coffee press or a grinder?
What about the types? Cappuccino, latte, mocha?
Can you boil water?
Get a fench press. I switched from espressos recently and its the best coffee by far.
>>7593716
Get Starbucks brand dark coffee beans. "Good" coffee is relative, and it can all boil down to how you fix it. Don't waste your money on espresso machines and all that other shit until you know for sure that you want to into coffee.
If you can't enjoy a properly prepared gas station coffee, you should find another drink.
>>7593716
There's some pretty good instant stuff, just sayin'.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iWUUcW08ac
>>7593650
He's a pretty good cook from what I've seen people shill on here. He made a decent look lasagna.
>>7593650
He's a faggot
He has the voice of a ten year old boy
And apparently the same idea about what makes someone "cool" as one as well
Are eggs a diary product?
>>7593552
No, they're shellfish.
>>7593552
Do they contain milk?
>mayo on burgers
>he doesn't put mayo on his burritos
>>7593488
>using cheap store-brand plain mayo on burgers
>not using better stronger flavoured mayo brands like Kewpie or Lady's Choice
>having just the mayo, not pairing them with other additions like nacho cheese or lime juice
It could've been worst...at least it's not chilli sauce put on Malaysian street burgers - they're nothing but coloured thick putrid vinegar. (Thai garlic is an exception)
>>7593522
Get a blender and make your own mayo, kiddo
Onion ring thread. Who /onionrings/ here? Curly fries stay out.
Onions some amazing shit. You ever deep fry a pickled onion ring? Adds an extra zing to it.
>>7593490
not pickled, no. I'll have to try that next time I'm at work. Delinon here.
>>7593475
Fuck YEEEEESSSSSSSS....
Onion rings now and forever and always.
Your pic looks bomb. Here's a pic of some from my favorite local.
![diQRVDo-[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/I5fhySd.jpg "diQRVDo-[1].jpg")
The quality of a restaurant's food is inversely proportional to the number of items on its menu.
False
>>7593368
True. If a place has 50 dishes on the menu, they're not going to be very good at any one of them (jack of all trades, ace of none). it also shows that the chef is scatterbrained and can't let anything go. There's no way evey item on a huge menu sells equally well, they have to keep stock of old freezer burnt ingredients for dishes that they sell a couple times a week.
True.
A good restaurant will cycle through menus, but keep them small during whatever period of time the current menu is out. Often 3-4 appetizers and entrees, and a 2-3 deserts.
SAUSAGE ROLL
It's a long way to the shop if you want one.
>>7593323
And now I want one. This is some next level shitposting, it is causing a physical reaction.
I'd prefer a dog's eye with dead horse tbqh
It finally comes out tomorrow
Are you gonna grab one /ck/?
Yea I am. Gonna make a bunch of threads too.
No, I had some burrito they made with fritos and it tasted like they cleaned the ingredients off the floor.
>>7593249
it aint the same bruh
This is the best cereal.
No really, this is the BEST cereal.
This shit is so good it doesn't even make it to the bowl.
I refrain from getting it because I'll eat the entire box the night I buy it and leave nothing for the morning.
Do they still have oreo cereal? I remember that being pretty good.
>>7593218
muh nigga
I enjoy omitting the bowl, chasing fistfuls of cereal with sips of milk.
Hi /ck/, I have been Vegeterian for almost a year now but I am not getting enough of the aforementioned macronutrient, and too much of the other. Help?!
cheese is vegetarian isn't it?
>>7593206
Yes
nuts, cheese, milk, eggs
![10645154-3D-rendering-of-an-egg-with-a-painted-sad-face-wearing-a-chef-s-toque--Stock-Photo[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/Qtik3JO.jpg "10645154-3D-rendering-of-an-egg-with-a-painted-sad-face-wearing-a-chef-s-toque--Stock-Photo[1].jpg")
Jesus christ why are Food Laws so fucking dumb?
>Long story short, a while ago I was in a bad spot. Lonely, no friends at all, hated life and felt I had nothing to live for. Had self esteem issues as well and felt like a fat fuck.
>Just about the only thing I took pride in was food and my cooking.
>One afternoon I made too much food, and due to having self esteem issues I couldn't bring myself to eat it all, and I couldn't save it for later because there was no space in the...
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Fuck the police
Become the goddamn batman of feeding the homeless
>>7593182
idk, kill yourself? lol
what I've seen people give homeless people food. Didn't know you could be arrested for it.
Does /ck/ into hot dog salad?
You grind 8 hotdogs w 1/2 TSP of dry mustard, 2 tablespoon milk, one tablespoon pickle relish, and a third cup of mayo. Serve in lettuce wraps, on crackers, or as a sandwich filling.
>>7592962
No.
Why would you do that?
>>7592962
And serving suggestion
>>7592962
I would rather shove a burger up my ass whole than eat what you just described
Hello co/ck/s,
First time-poster here. I have somehow wrangled my sweaty, spaghetti-covered hands into a picnic date with a chick who eats veggies, fish, dairy, and eggs exclusively, making her some kind of -arian/fake vegan/whatever
Anyway, as any a God-fearing Amerilard could relate, I have found it hard to build a picnicking menu that would consist of anything other than fried chicken, chitluns, and hamburgers
Initially, I didn't think this would be that hard, but almost all of the search results returned for "vegetarian picnic" seem flavorless,...
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>>7592914
pescetarian is an easy (and sensible) diet
have a sushi picnic or involve lots of smoked salmon or something
>>7592914
Instead of burgers, make tuna salad sandwiches. Or crabcakes with some kind of remoulade.
Devilled eggs if you like that sort of thing. Potato salad with eggs. Egg salad sandwiches.
Hummus dip for veggies and flatbread of choice. Or guacamole, or eggplant, or seven layer dip.
Fried "chicken" with breaded tofu, or seitan.
Hi all, has anyone ever made seitan from vital wheat gluten? I actually quite like it. I tried adding an egg to the vital wheat gluten, along with spices and tomato paste, ad got a really good dough.
So, uh,
>fake meat general
>>7592796
>HAIL SEITAN!
>>7593483
lol
>>7592796
How spongy is that stuff?
you guys have a good egg salad recipe?
egg
celery
onion
mayo
salt
pepper
>>7592729
The secret is to use vegan mayonnaise because you don't want any of that egg-on-egg shit.
eggs for egg salad should be boiled right?
