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Your opinion on Costco Pizza
I've never had it because I don't have a Costco card. :(
I wish I could just go in to go to the food court.
>>7596170
If thats a Costco pie in your pic, then that doesn't look half bad desu...I'd personally skip the onions though, that shit is bad for your health...
dude I will eat the neverending SHIT out of Costco pizza holy fuck
Who else got a $1 Jimmy John's sandwich today? Pic related, the Vito.
Good sandwich, not great. I would say it's not actually worth much more than $1
I don't wanna give the employees any more stress on days like this. Yea I'm a socialist cuck, oh well
>>7595711
They chose to work there.
>>7595711
At the location I went to they were having a great time behind the counter, laughing and joking while cranking out sandwiches. And I went during peak time when the line was out the door. I was in and out in 10-15 minutes.
It's customer appreciation day anon. They want you to come in today of all days
Who here is /obese/ and proud?
We are lucky to be born in a time and place where we can get amazing food for so cheap, why not take advantage of it?
Travel the world in a day with a classic full English breakfast, Chinese take out lunch, and comfy burger for dinner
>>7595918
I know what my penis looks like.
>>7595918
You could eat that every day without ever getting fat. You must eat more than that if you're really obese, unless your portion sizes are disgusting.
>>7595996
That's three days worth of food, Mr. Phelps.
Hi /ck/, I recently started making dry beans in a crockpot.
They turned out well and I've been having them with rice and ground turkey this week.
Other than soup or chili, any other ideas for meals using beans?
>>7602083
burritos
salad
nobody cooks beans in a crockpot.
Who else is sick and fucking tired of this faggot? Every country he goes to he paints it in a positive light without ever saying a single negative thing about the place despite the country being a festering shithole. For instance, I was watching an episode a few days ago where he went to India and instead of going to any designated shitting streets he goes to some palace instead. Well of course you're going to be biased if the only fucking places you go to in a country are made for tourists.
Don't even get me started on the South Africa episode...
I don't own a television and the only time I've seen this show is when some guy used to spam a video streaming channel on /ck/
It was your average television-tier garbage, I don't know why this one is especially bad
>>7602015
Just look at his face and tell me you don't want to smash his head in with a hammer
>>7601984
but i love his show
ITT: I make Stuffed Portobello w/ Chorizo, Anaheim Chili Pepper, Cream & ColbyJack cheese, and Tomato
Ingredients:
2 Portobobello Mushrooms
5 oz Chorizo Sausage
1/2 Small Tomato (Diced)
1 Medium Anaheim Chili Pepper (Diced)
2 Tb Green Onion (Diced)
3 oz Cream Cheese
3 oz ColbyJack
1Tb Butter
Saute chili and green onion in butter for 5 min
>>7601816
>saute green onion for 5 minutes
>Chorizo
Stuffed meme mushrooms? No thanks OP
These are just general stereotypes. Obviously one can be an awesome griller and suck when It comes to making a cake. I know this but just for fun sake lets do this.
How Would you rate yourself and your skills?
0 - A horrible cook ( can't boil water)
1- A mediocre cook ( can make one or two things on the stove, baking is a challenge, and you still prefer eating out to cooking)
2 - an OK cook ( you can cook and bake a few things well, still learning the basics) maybe you can grill meat ok but still struggle with grilling other things.
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5
>>7601361
3
I'm in between 3 and 4
3.5
student with lots of roommates. Often cook for them. Know how to cook all major proteins to the point, make doughs (pasta, pizza and so forth), sauces, classic risottos/pastas, coconut based curries.
My egg yolks still sometimes scramble over my carbonara, even if taken off the heat. Yes mad.
So I bought some fried tofu on wednesday, took it home by train in my backpack and put it in the fridge. Today I opened it and it smells horrible. I'm scared to even try a bit, its stench repels me. I ate tofu before in restaurants and enjoyed it, but I have no idea how fresh packaged tofu is supposed to smell. Is it spoiled?
>>7601276
Depends. Some tofu are seasoned. Look at the expiration date for yours, if not.
In my experience fried tofu is just sort of gross.
>not buying tofu to fry yourself
what's the point of this?
Just for looks. Placebo effect maybe
>>7601067
you mean what are the four points of this
those are the corners, anon
helps if you're trying to eat three squares a day
What can be done about doughnuts? There has been no innovation in them since krispy kreme. Its the same shitty dunkn donuts and grocery store donuts for 50 years.
Try buying your doughnuts somewhere other than the grocery store.
>doughnut innovation
Well since the collapse of the Soviet Union the military industrial complex has cut back on advanced doughnut research, as they simply don't need doughnuts that advanced any more. Middle-eastern fighters can normally be stopped with a simply jelly doughnut, or at a pinch, a chocolate glazed.
That hasn't been my experience. My city (really the only city that counts) was overrun by "fancy" donut shops about 7 years ago, I believe you gastronomically deprived flyovers call this "memefood". The worst of them have finally closed doors, but there is certainly no shortage of "innovation" if you want to call it that (then again /ck/ thinks dumping too much hops into beer is "innovation" so...)
Anyway I'm not really crazy about donuts but I've had some cronuts from ansel (the actual ansel not the fake ass cronuts...
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Two months ago i went vegetarian and ive gained weight. Am I retarded?
I dont know how but i think it might be that i only eat beans and cheese. I thought i would be doing myself a favor. Im past the point of craving meat all the time so i probably wont switch back be cause the smell of most meats grosses me out for some reason now, i think its just because i havent had meat in a while so my body just wants to reject it or something. Im sure if i ate it i would like it but i see no point. Any tips? i really am putting on the pounds. And its not like i was healthy beforehand...
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>>7600638
Wow. Beans, cheese and rice are very calorie dense. That's why people in poverty eat little of it and don't die.
If your looking to loose weight eat one main meal of rice, black beans and whatever veg you like, Peppers, broccoli, sweetcorn, carrot, radish, etc. Then eat salads with either very low cal (11-20 cal per 15g) or no dressing. Avoid avocado, avoid too much fruit and have 2-3 pieces a day.
So you went vegetarian and didn't actually eat any vegetables? Am I getting that right?
Also beans and cheese make you fat.
>>7600650
Everything can make you fat. Eating too much makes you fat.
What sauce do you put on your reubens?
>>7600571
Ketchup.
>>7600571
If it's a Rueben, then Thousand Island dressing. I don't think that you can call it a Ruben if you use anything else.
>>7600571
ITT: ethnic foods you refuse to eat. I refuse to try chinese food, I can't imagine myself eating dog meat.
theres nothing wrong with eating dogs. fuck dogs.
Hey man, nothing wrong with designated eating dogs.
Would you rather eat a work animal that can drag all your shit and fertilize your fields or eat the animal that evolved from living off welfare and does jack shit.
None because I'm not a fussy twelve year old.
Hello /ck/, I'm an unmotivated faggot living together with his mom in a small apartment (we live in Asia) and I leave most of the cooking to her. 22 year old and I still can't cook for shit.
>pic related, it's my microwaved lunch I finished half an hour ago. It was absolutely shit.
I want to start learning to cook. Where should I start? I don't want those fancy meals I just want to be able to cook for myself, and eat healthily. Any tips are welcome and if you do have similar beginner's learning experience please...
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>>7600409
Where in Asia?
>>7600427
Northen Vietnam, near central Hanoi
I got my first cooking lessons from my parents (was younger and didn't really talk to anyone on the interwebs). Since you live with your mom, I'm assuming she cooks at least every now and then, or at least she knows how to cook
Why not start with that? I think that if you start with stuff suggested here it'll be food that's not very typical for Vietnam. Local food works best for the locals usually so...
Just ask/tell your mom dude.
Anyway, easiest things to start with are eggs (scrambled, omelettes) and stuff with chicken
What foods/drinks give you, personaly, LITERAL erections?
None?
>>7600399
What the hell is wrong with you?
>>7600399
Brie
