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is it just a good bbq ranch sauce? i've eaten it for years and it didn't occur to me until tonight when my server brought out a little container of dark beige dipping sauce for my tendies. I didn't know what it was but it was really good and tasted almost just like chick fil a sauce. I asked her what the sauce was and she said it was the house bbq ranch sauce. then it dawned on me, chick fil a sauce is fucking bbq ranch, how did I miss this?
It's mayo-honey mustard
>>7075665
Their polynesian sauce its better
>>7076016
This, I used to make it at work all the time.
3 parts mayo to 1 part bbq sauce 1 part mustard 1 part honey and a pinch of paprika, if I recall. Might be a bit more mayo. Experiment, see what works.
And why is it the Rollmops?
>pickled, doesn't go bad
>convenient cylindrical shape
>can be eaten straight from the jar
>no dirty plates
I have been buying various canned fish lately, its about time I moved on to pickled
>people say they "love seafood"
>cant handle eating herring and anchovies
>>7075638
My mom would always can smoked salmon, shit was so cash as a dip with some cream cheese and dill
>>7075651
That looks awesome, do they sell pickled smoked salmon?
>plebs think well-done is bad
We are not having this discussion again
rare steak masterrace
>>7075614
looks perfect mate
That's a little too rare for me, I personally enjoy medium rare.
Drunkenness appears to be a global phenomenon. How about /ck/ writes a handy guide to drinking?
>>7075604
Why would you need a guide for something encoded in your dna?
>>7075621
>have a couple beers
>head feels like shit
yeah, drinking is really encoded in our DNA
Guide to drinking:
>drink you fucking faggot
So I told a girl I was a sous chef at a michelin starred restaurant since I needed to impress her. Truth is I once worked the grill at Burger King. How do I cook mock michelin star food to impress her?
>>7075568
How much money do you have and how big is your dick?
>>7075571
not much
not much
>>7075568
If you can tell a blatant lie like that then you clearly have serious personality issues and the relationship is doomed, cut your losses while you still can.
Shit that triggers you
>square cut pizza
>>7075524
it tastes better that way
>when people bite sushi in half
it's stupid but it still triggers me
>>7075646
What do u do if its too big 4 ur mouth?
Why do girls pretend to like small delicate finger foods like tea sandwiches? Let's stop pretending and be honest for a minute here. They don't fill you up, they aren't healthy, its easy pleb tier cuisine, they don't taste good, and when you serve them everyone is secretly disappointed but will shower you with compliments anyway because they want to look good. It's all really about disappointment and trying to look good in front of each other. You aren't fooling anyone though, we all know after you say how good the horderves were you're just...
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>>7075484
the only time i've ever had those tiny finger sandwiches with the crusts cut off is at wedding receptions.
they were delicious though. there were a few varieties from what i rememer. one was cheese and another tuna fish salad i think. both were awesome.
>>7075484
>tea sandwiches
aren't supposed to fill you up fatso because you eat them in the afternoon between lunch and dinner
>>7075529
What's the point in eating if you aren't trying to get full? Do you sit around idly eating tea snacks all day? Is it for attention? Are full meals unacceptable because you sit on your big ass all day? How much do YOU weigh, woman?
Ok /ck/
I'm going to Disneyworld in Florida with my girlfriend next week so I was wondering what restaurants/stands/any food establishments I should visit and what foods/drinks I should try?
>>7075462
They have some dank turkey legs at some concession stands throughout the park, or just the harry potter section, that and churros are all they really have there, or shitty cafeteria foods. Best bet would be to just maybe have a small snack to stave off the hunger, and then go out to dinner every night.
Frozen bananas bruh, the crazy ones with stupid ass toppings.
>>7075462
Ask Ja/ck/
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=txiHkWh4rps
> "Hurr durr, better fold this slice so I don't risk exposing my mouth to any actual flavor"
>>7075441
>sandwiches don't have flavor
b8
>>7075441
>hurr durr bettr troll /ck/ cause i aint got shit better to do with my Saturday night
>current year
>not eating pizza topping-side down
Hey /ck/ my friend's birthday is this week and we wanna take her to dinner. What's the most stereotypical white girl restaurant you can think of? She won't make a decision, so I leave it up to you guys.
Olive Garden
>>7075448
This.
>>7075448
Yeah I agree. I can't come up with a better idea.
Does /ck/ eat at truck stops? What are the best things for truckers to eat on the road? Non perishables to pack and things you can cook on a single burner gas stove? Would you eat the cheap hot dogs from the steam tray, or would you order fresh made food from the menu? Are the buffets safe at all? Does the company pay for my food?
BUMP
>>7075295
I'm a recent cdl graduate I'm with CR England, they let us take $100 advance with our fuel cards each week to survive. Eating out every day will shrink your money fast, get a power inverter and water heater from Walmart and buy the minimum amount of ramen and water you need to survive on as a fall back, then you can worry about other stuff. Stay hydrated with water but don't drink too much, think NASCAR lol I drive 8 hours straight then a break then at least 2 more hours I hope this helps
>>7076964
She looks good in the thumbnail and then when you click... yikes
Hi there, guys!
I've always been an okay guy type, had some physical activity, enjoyed sports.
But recently I've struggled with a new job that requires me to sit all day along, so I slowly gain weight.
And you know what? I enjoy it!
And I want to gain as quickly as I can, I feel comfortable that way.
Any tips and tricks on how to become fat ASAP?
Any life hacks to become as fat as possible in a few days.
>>7075277
Shakes, sodas... generally drinkable hi-cal stuff.
Snack often. Avoid meat, it is filling, instead go for carbs - bread, potatoes, etc.
Id say give up on happiness but that seems moot.
become a lesbian
Bacon is a meme food.
Prove me wrong.
Still tastes nice but yeah
In that case, most foods are memes and you should stop eating them. Kale is a meme food, prove me wrong.
>>7075268
I ate it because it was good before memes were existed.
And not Richard Dawkins memes, the new memes.
What's your favorite shit beer?
Pic related. Getting wasted on some as I type.
icehouse?
you may as well drink lighter fluid
>>7075194
I used to buy an 18 pack of that every day before I switched to hard liquor exclusively. I don't even remember what it tastes like. But it was cheap and had a slightly higher abv than the other american piss beers at my liquor store
>>7075194
Honey Brown
I wouldn't call it a shit beer, but it certainly is cheap as shit. The taste is unique, but grows on you and is inoffensive to start with unlike most cheap shit beer.
This is the best cereal and fuck you if you disagree
American thread
>>7075170
I wanted to like it, but I didn't.
The best milk + food cereal is golden grahams
the best milk flavored cereal food is Cinnamon toast crunch
sometimes i just want plain cornflakes with ice cold milk.
no sweeteners, extras, etc.
you may call this the blandest thing in the world, but i think the corn's natural flavor is really good on its own.
