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post pics of your depressing single guy dinners
Bonus points if you cry while eating
>>7076511
Looks good desu senpai
Being single is great. Why are you crying, you fucking moron?
>>>/r9k/
>>7076511
At least you're eating enough veggies
Alright /ck/ what is the best oven bake pizza brand?
>>7076457
Red Baron and CPK
>>7076457
Red Baron and Thin Crust Digernio are the best I've had.
WILD MIKE'S
what are the most effay ingredients?
post your ideal effay burrito
jesus fucking christ this is the worst thread I've ever seen on /fa/
somehow this place has managed to get even worse. viper yourself my man
burrito bowl beans and cilantro only
>>7076436
Fuck tons of penos bro
Has anyone here ever tried swan? There's a lake near me filled with them and they are pretty slow.
What would be the best way to prepare one? There's a lot of chinese places near me that have crispy duck and have them hanging from the ceiling. I bet they would know how to cook a swan, maybe I'll ask them too.
Looking for advice before Thanksgiving.
I'll give you $100 if you take one with a slingshot and a marble.
in England only the royal family and some fuckers at this one college can legally eat them
I say go for it. Post it on /ck/. make a stuffing, baste it, roast it in the oven like a big turkey.
And please, pretty please, do something incredible with the neck
>>7076419
stick your dick in the neck
What is the best way to cook eggs and why is it sunny side up?
I'm kind of on the same page when I'm home. I usually order over easy at restaurants though, because they tend to over do whatever you ask for. Same with steaks at shittier places.
>>7076394
Because sunny side up leaves a disgusting film of snot on top of the yoke.
Over easy master race
>>7076416
You need a lid in your life.
Is it a myth that coffee on an empty stomach fucks you up and gives you a million ulcers?
ulcers are caused by a bacteria but they only cause issues when you totally fuck your digestive system so not really but yes
coffee is really bad for men
>>7076364
I don't have any problems and I never eat breakfast, just coffee. I usually don't put dairy in my coffee, but if I get a latte the milk sometimes makes me have to shit.
>>7076364
i have done it for like 10 years and have no stomach problems yet
food related things people do that piss you off
>go to someone's house
>they have all their fruit in the fridge so its hard as fuck
why
You can keep apples for almost a month in the fridge and they'll taste just as good as they day you bought them.
Leave them out and they start to lose the magic within a few days.
Its just common sense.
>>7076269
Tomatoes in fridge
TOMATOES
IN
FRIDGE
Why? Why would you do such a thing?
>they come to your house and eat your refridgerated apples
Lots of negativity on this board these days.
ITT: We say thanks to America for something they brought to the world of food.
I'll start:
Dear America,
Thank you for burgers.
Regards,
Germany.
Thanks for starting the craft beer hype, America, some really good beers came out of that.
Dear America,
Thank you for inventing pizza.
thanks for apple pie too
can i make hard cider with regular cider, sugar, and bakers yeast?
>>7075953
Yes. DDG it and you'll get a ton of recipes.
>>7075955
DDG?
Yeah, but it will be shit.
Buy cider yeast (it will be dry, with lots of small bubbles), and use wild honey.
The biggest issues are sanitation and temperature control.
If you don't know anything about homebrewing, read a little before wasting your money. There are anons on /ck/ who homebrew, but not enough to make this a good place to ask for advice. You're better off trying a real brewing forum and not bothering with the hobo shit underage kids post in these parts.
Any idea for chicken breast? I need cheap, fast and tasty recipe, cause im broke
butterfly them, salt and pepper on each side, pan fry using butter or olive oil.
>>7075939
i didnt meant that cheap, i have plenty of seasoning and i think about something with rice?
>>7075932
Get thighs instead next time. Good cut of meat if you don't mind a bit of fat that can retain flavor.
Breakfast, anyone?
this looks so disgusting. I would eat the toast and the mushrooms I guess.
>>7075909
Back bacon desu!
>>7075911
W-what's wrong with everything else senpai?
>>7075940
idk i guess i can be a picky faggot. this combination of food has just always looked so unappealing to me. how do you cook the mushrooms?
Old ck thread.
All I'm seeing is shit posting recently. "Do Americans actually" " do Europeans actually" "why do girls pretend" "knorr stock pot" "desu desu senpai" "kill yourself" in every thread....
Wtf is this shit.
What happened to cooking videos, or recipes, or talking about good food, or shit roommate stories, or even that dollar bill sushi guy...
Fuck, I'll even take a Joey thread over this shit.
Let's get a recipe thread going.
What are you guys going...
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I have no family in the US other than my brother and sister. Sis is going to her in-laws and bro's going to his. So I'm all alone on TG. :-(
However! My friends and I have a post-Thanksgiving Thanksgiving on the second Saturday of December.
I'm bringing a cheesecake. Also either two homemade loaves of bread, one crusty sourdough and the other English country, or a basket of biscuits/scones of mixed variety.
I've learnt that my Amerifriends and I have very different tastes in food and the only thing we agree on are carbs.
The friend hosting...
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this
I start a legit thread and it instantly get full of /pol/shit
today I made indian korma with cheese and spinach, spagetti bolognaise, some oven samosas, home-made museli and green tea flavoured pocky
>>7075868
we are mostly still here. Japan man is gone for months at a time. What you have to understand is that most of the human population is insane and retarded. ck is not some magical place devoid of all human stupidity and hate. If people ignored the bullshit and only posted in relevant threads those would disappear. But so many idiots like that garbage that they take up most of this board.
Anyway check this out.
https://youtu.be/yIO1HRb1BXI
I will attempt this at some point in my life.
I have started...
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I've got noodles but no flavour packet or anything like that, how do i make them taste good?
I've got access to most seasonings, basic veggies, etc
Knorr stock pot makes it taste better than salt. You should try it.
>>7075767
Thanks Marco
You can make a delicious spice mix with salt, pepe lungo della bengala, melagueta pepper, mahlab, Ethiopian cardamom, rue, cutcherry powder, uzazi, hoja santa and nigella seeds. You have most seasonings so this shouldn't be a problem.
I feel like my homemade tortillas are too elastic. I press them in a freezer bag with a cast iron press but still need to do a lot of rolling out. If I don't, the dough will contract to about 3 inches in diameter. Any advice on how to fix the problem? Here's my recipe:
2 cups all-purpose flour
1 tsp salt
3/4 tsp baking powder
1 tbsp lard
3/4 cup+ lukewarm water
I let the dough relax for about 30 minutes before working with it.
A few days ago you were complaining they were too brittle
you don't need baking powder
you don't need lard
make corn tortillas homie
Post your last meal, /ck/.
Bonus breakfast question: What sort of meal do you want to dig into at the start of your day?
Vote here: http://strawpoll.me/6010699
Oats are the Goat breakfast.
I have trouble eating a big breakfast early in the morning. If I've been active for a couple of hours then I can eat a huge meal, but if I'm say, waking and going to work I can't eat much.
I generally have a piece of fruit or maybe a small yoghurt, sometimes a banana blended with yoghurt, juice and a teaspoon of jam.
>post your last meal
>also "poll thread!"
Is that really you, borneo?
Either you're slipping or finally started imbibing the fermented sugars.
Ate some grapes today out of the freezer, btw. They where like little balls of sorbet.
At that, a pickle, some vodka and pills for breakfast.
