So I'm fasting today, and it's hot as balls. I usually coffee it up during the day to avoid food, but after a run I cna't drink another cup.
But, just try and search for iced coffee recipes.
>Two ounces of condensed milk
>Half a pound of oreo cookies
>So many spiders
>Some butter
>About a tbsp of coffee.
Protip, fat tumblerinas, it's not a coffee if you have to eat it with a spoon.
Anyhow, can I get calorie free ideas to drink cold coffee? For now, I'm just brewing it, chucking ice into it and some splenda.
>>7067757
Brew it at double strength; and pour over ice to dilute to regular strength.
>>7067757
>splenda
WHY
>>7067767
>the city of you
So, what's the secret to good stir fry, just a high heat wok? and where can I get Rice noodles cheaply in the states?
Also this is a stir fry thread.
>>7067698
Yes, oil heat and atir it all the time, nevrr let it be stationary. Dont use shit like olive oil or it wont catch fire.
Buy rice noodles at your shopping center? Or asian mart?
What a terrible thread
http://youtu.be/83sLGq15hYE
First recipe in this episode will get you started. Any grocery store will have decent rice noodles.
>>7067702
OMFG i thought i was the only one who watched this. I love/hate the fact he uses vague everything.
Fast food thread? Fast food thread.
Does subway count?
Not really into all that Burger King/McDonalds shit
>>7067411
subway does not count
>>7067456
Subways is literally faster than anything else
Anyone have roommates who are good/shit at cooking? My roommate literally eats spanish omlette every night. I even offer to cook for him sometimes, but he's mumbles something about macros and carbohydrates and shit
And he never fucking washes up
>>7067310
Sounds like someone's being a gains goblin
>>7067310
My cousin is moving in with me pretty soon.
I can cook fairly well, but I grew up a privileged shit with a dishwasher and hate doing dishes. I'm not saying she can't cook, but she only really knows the most basic things. She also likes cleaning.
>this will work out nicely I believe
>>7067332
>she
hi
What are some foods/dishes that taste better cold? Not refrigerated cold.
>not refrigerated cold
So things that taste better frozen?
I don't really understand the question, but I've been recently making broccoli and potato soup (pureed) that I've mostly been eating cold.
Throw some leftover bits of meat, or croutons, or slices of tomato or avocado on top, and maybe whatever hot sauce you feel like.
It's pretty much Winter here, but I'll do cold soups year round.
steak, apparently
>>7067066
shit loads of ice and water in it, flame it all you want but when your thirsty absolutely NOTHING will beat a nice glass, filled with ice, and water. and it makes me cum.
>"You know what's funny with can food? 99% of people doesn't know that you're supposed to boil the cans before serving."
>>7066828
That's food for trekking, it's supposed to get heated in a water bath.
Obviously not something you'd eat at home, it's not even cheap.
So what If the food in the can belongs to say dogs or cats? Whats next? You decide.
>>7066839
Enjoy your aids from boiling cans.
What's the best topping on a 'za, and why is it delicious 'roni?
>>7066810
I enjoy queef on mine
>>7066810
>Not bell peppers, red onions and pepperoni
Fuck you, you fucking cretin. I hope you have ground sea salt fucking fisted into your anal fissure you got from a night of getting fucked by Tyrone, you cum guzzling piece of human shit.
But seriously throw some veggies on there and its perfect
>>7066817
>Bell peppers
If you really want to ruin your 'za you could just throw it on the ground.
You wouldn't have to pay extra
What's up with the war on Milk I see everywhere on social media?
>>7066456
>social media
I don't use social media so I'm not familiar with what you're talking about. Are the niggers upset there's more white milk on the shelves than chocolate milk?
almond milk is pretty good.
once you get acquainted with almond/soy/coconut/rice milk, it's just hard to go back to dairy milk.
Do you realize we re the only species that drinks another animals milk?
And the only one that drinks milk past childhood?
It's weird and it's not good for you.
I just can't get my tomato base sauce right /ck/
I use carrots celery, onion and garlic
I've tried tomato paste, tinned tomato, passata
I use red wine, I try adding less
it comes out sour and highly acidic, and I'm at my wits end
is it simply that without high quality fresh tomatoes my sauce will be rubbish ?
pinch of sugar.
How long are you cooking it for? My tomato sauce starts out acidic but after cooking it for long enough it gets very sweet
>>7066462
maybe I'm not cooking it long enough to bring the sweetness out of the carrots
usually I cook it for about an hour
this still leaves the question of acidity unsolved though I think
Itt: best fruit
that's a herb
Well aren't you just a narcissist?
I'm eating this meal , what are you?
>>>/shitty/
Looks decent
>>7065269
Back to >>>/mlp with you!
Favourite flavor?
>>7064882
>cooke dough
>local tescos had these on sale for 2 pounds each today, bought like 5
>>7064882
cinnamon buns ftw
>>7064895
Cinnamon buns is really good. I'm a peanut butter lover and I just found pic related. It's my current favorite
Is one pint a day too much? I typically start drinking each day around 5:00 pm, and I have a solid workout regimen and am not fat. I'm 29.
>>7064147
>pint
what's that in a non-meme measurement unit? if it's less than a liter the answer is no.
>>7064156
.6274 litres
>>7064156
It's the amount in the bottle pictured
ITT: God tier fruits
>>7062213
>tomatoes
>fruit
>>7062222
good meme, good quads.
Bananas
Well?
Depends on the rotation of the staff, how frequently you attend and the diversity of the menu.
Either way, don't start saying "the usual" unless they offer first. Makes you look like a faggot.
>>7061799
That's all based on special relativity.
>E=mc2
E is the constant of the same meal, and it equals to the (m) months the diner has been open x (c) the continual flow of customers, or how busy it is, squared.
You don't. The server/bartender will ask you if you want "the usual" or just have your beer waiting for you when you get done saying hi to the other regulars
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