Choosiesaurus Edition
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Remember: Nature is fascinating
Last Thread: >>27559973
First for Sharpie is best waifu
wolvan a qt
Whispen is a pretty stallion.
Nature when?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_RM7cQCC4sU
And now, we return to NatureQuest
Previously:
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Choosiesaurus arrives in due time at the base of the mountain
She lowers the somewhat pooped Hijipone onto the grassy floor
Brushies are a sacred and tiring art, and Hijipone might want to nap for a bit
But as it stands, he cannot!
The memes must flow first, and only then can the blue dink actually rest.
He looks up at Choosiesaurus...
>>27583303
...and hugs her enormous snootle.
>>27583303
He hugs her farewell and choosie returns to her home planet
Such is the way of nature.
>>27583335
>Choosie died on the way back to her home planet
He whinnies a thank you to the Choosiesaurus
And the titan of a mare nods back
Her hoovsie thrusters fire off once Hijipone is a safe distance, and she gains altitude slowly
The Choosiesaurus must return to her home planet for dindins herself, and bids the pony farewell.
As she soars into the sky, the various poners of the forest salute and shed but a single prideful tear
Choosiesaurus will return, but for now her planet needs her.
Nature is a mysterious thing, but it is ever so beautiful, isn’t it?
Now that Hijipone is here, it is time to return to the task at hand.
How will the creature overcome this obstacle?
As scientists, we can surmise…
>>27583452
Good. Now that the poner god is pleased, she may have mercy during our next glassing.
Investigate the noises we heard at the base of the mountain.
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>>27583470
That's pretty neat
>>27583489
Vampony: >>27560702
Naturally, the Hijipone will use diplomacy to try and acquire memes
It may be a thief, but it is not a ruffian
Hijipone barks up the steep mountainsaid, asking if there are any memes to be had
The call of the glacial poner sounds back, demanding money for jumping
The ski masked horse is slightly confused, asking why it would want money to jump down
The horse above merely replies with “FIFTY”
It appears yet another test for Hijipone’s mental mettle is at hand…
The cliffside appears too steep for Hijipone to climb alone and without proper safety gear like a helmet and kneepads.
Instead of resorting to unsafe climbing conditions, the clever poner might…
>>27583546
Offer an alternative incitement to the glacial pony of some valuable professional contacts.
>>27583546
catch her
>>27583546
Headbutt mountainside to knock Glacial pone down!
Earth-pone is strong!
>>27583546
abandon the cyoa woods for the tumblr comic caves, make many professional contacts and offer them to the glacial pony.
>>27583546
Go around the mountain and look for another way.
And so, he will bonk his head upon the wall!
*thunk*
The hijipone immediately regrets his decisions and insteads to roll on the floor a bit, reeling and seething
A bandage and a boo boo later, the hijipone has decided upon an element of subterfusge
The residents of tumblr steppes have a penchant for ‘professional’ contacts, and hijipone is a crafty creature
It finds a lunch bag from the area and creates a shoddy effigy of a popular poner long since passed
With his newgound puppet, he coerces the Glacialponer with the call of the nipspone
“How-DEE!”
“How-dee!”
“Howdurgkshdgkjnsg”
And with that, the glacial poner takes some tentative steps down the side of the mountain.
Surely, this will mean hijipone will survive!
He licks his lips in anticipation…
But sadly, it seems fate has other plans for the greedy sausage and his sugar momma of memes
The poner trips and begins a perilous tumble down the mountainside!
Hijipone, unable to perform outside of his genetic railroading, lets her crumble and fall down the side of the tall mountain, landing at a heap at his own feet
The poner is kill.
Nature can be unforgiving.
>>27583718
Poor hijipone has yet to realize, She is no busy bee overflowing with honey, she is but a wasp. Her memes are sour and long past due.
>>27583733
desecrate the corpse
>>27583733
Call into the forest that the glacier pony has come down from the mountain, perhaps her corpse can serve as bait for easier prey.
>>27583763
this
>>27583733
Poke with stick.
>>27583733
Extract at least a single meme from the corpse. Perhaps it will give him the strength to climb the mountain.
>>27583733
She is made of meme. Eat the corpse.
>>27583733
Check the body. Perhape glacierpone has salvagable memes in her inventory.
>>27583763
Yes
He leans over and wrests the valuable memestuffs from her corpse
And though they are sour and ill kept
They will grant life to the hijipone for now
In a fit of frustration, hijipone desecrates the corpse
He will need richer, more recent memes to truly sustain himself…
And so, Hijipone calls to the forest, and announces the return of the glacial poner
And to seal the deal, he desecrates the corpse
It is not disrespect for the glacial poner
Merely a method of masking the scent of death upon the target
As well as a means to prevent the poner from coming back as a lich of some kind, such as Nips pone.
Sure enough, upon fully desecrating the body, the bushes rustle, and a pair of ears poke over the leaves
The hijipone knows not if the seeking gaze of the poner wearing fake tufts and quietly kekekeing to itself is hostile or not, and must make a decision.
>>27584103
Be careful. The respone is naturally hostile and consumes all memes. You don't want to be taken to his basement.
Therein lies the craftpone, who is doomed to cuddle tube sand for all eternity.
>>27584103
Make squirrel noises to attract the faux bat.
>>27584103
Perhaps we should pretend to leave. If a respone is present, it could be worth tailing it back to its basement
>>27584103
Quickly apply any available goo and leaves to the ear tips. They may be crude, but surely they will endear you to this beast, and he will begin to enthusiastically gush memes.
The Hijipone holds the respone in high regard, much like how the snake holds the mongoose at an arm’s distance.
The blue thief finds a nearby rock and conceals itself
Its breathing stills and it assumes a low stance…
The respone shows itself, donning its tuft extensions and bat wings
An effective camouflage for moving among the bats of the forest
As well as attracting mates
Or so it believes.
The hijipone suppresses a gleeful squeal
The respone is not only memerich
But easy to track and identifty!
If the hijipone were to follow the respone, a stash of memes would be available for the taking
And what’s this?
The respone nerviously asks if glacierpone wants to see his stash
Glacier pone is dead
He kekekes gleefully, and grabs her tail, and starts to drag
Presumably to his hideout!
Hijipone takes this moment to consider his options…
While he has a block of sour memes to his name, there lays the possibility of getting fresh and healthful ones…
But the glass awaits him if he is discovered…
>>27584262
Use memes to ambush respone
>>27584262
JUST
>>27584262
See if there's any fruit to distract the respone with.
>>27584262
Follow the respone.
Sometimes he even converses with his meme friends.
So many memes for the taking.
>>27584262
Follow to the stash. Take back what was horded away.
>>27584262
Pack up the sour memes (it's why the sack exists) and follow the respone back to it's stash. We don't have to take anything immediately, but it'd be good to know the location.
The Hijipone knows to not waste memes, no matter how sour or stale a meme is, it must not go unconsumed.
It places the brick of memes into its sack and watches the respone carefully
Using its natural skills of subterfusge, it trips only four (4) times while following the overly pleased respone through the forest.
The respone reaches a large tree, and at the base, the Hijipone can smell the dankest, freshest memes
His mouth waters
His lips quiver
But it must wait
The hijipone knows that a wrong move will result in an untimely glassing
And no one will want that
Instead, it watches respony jam the glacierpone’s corpse into the hole and follow it soon after
In the dark recess, the hijipone sees the respone presenting himself upon his stash
This is a natural mating ritual for the respone
But glacierpone is dead
He sits atop his magnificent pile and raises his tufts and wings
Craftpone sighs, and readjusts its grip on tubesand, a decoy for its affections.
The tubesand is the respone’s personal natural item, much like the hijipone’s bag
And much like tubesand, hijipone’s bag will soon be filled with memes
With respone distracted, a frontal assault may work, but is the Hijipone confident enough to assault the largest memestash in all of the forest?
>>27584491
Probably not.
What he needs is something to draw the respone out.
Perhaps another poner?
>>27584491
i believe in hijipone
full frontal assault
grab those memes!
>>27584491
Following the rails of a frontal assault would only lead to our doom. We are a thief, not a fighter.
We need something to lure him out and away. Perhaps the scent of GC's old sour memes?
>>27584491
Lure him out. Suggest that a hypothetical pony named Easy dindunuffin.
>>27584491
Seek Squirrel. Squirrel spells doom for the respone.
>>27584544
But the respone hates Easy.
He'd be better lured out by the prospect of Tinker being wronged by Easy.
>>27584574
exactly, he would never let the claim that she dindunuffin go unchallenged.
>>27584580
Ah, I get you.
>>27584491
We need a mango!
If the hijipone is good at anything, its certainly waffling
After much internal debate, it decides to try and be sneaky and use more intelligent means to separate memeking from memes.
He leans into the hole and shouts a throwaway distraction
The whinny stating a certain flame headed mare “dindu nuffin” is enough to send respone into a chaotic rage
He scrambles from his den, and start slinging obscenities that would make a moff make sad noises.
With the king removed from his throne, the memes lay in the hole unguarded!
The hijipone does what comes naturally. As scientists, we can assume he…
>>27584667
Sneaks around and steals all memes
>>27584667
Offers the craftpone a piece of art in exchange for his silence.
>>27584697
The craftpone is dead inside, it is no threat.
>>27584693
>>27584697
He's blocking the entrance.
>>27584667
Do not confront the craftpon
It doesn't anger easily, but once angered it is capable for arguing over nothing for over 3 hours
>>27584718
Can we steal them too?
>>27584718
The hijipone places a small, but cute, doodle of craft pone upon the sleeping pandahorse
He merely sighs contentedly in response
For he is dead inside
In any case, the hijipone approaches the memepile and begins to fill his bag
After several minutes, the bag is full, and hijipone has consumed enough memes to be content.
A gleeful smile spreads across his face.
And he cradles his bag with much pleasure.
He steals into the forest, and finds a nice hole to crawl into for a nap.
And while the hijipone’s day ends here, there will always be another time, and another meme to steal.
This has been Nature Quest, a documentary about silly ponies in a forest of wonder.
Thank you for playing.
>>27584773
It sure was somethin', Hij.
>>27584773
Now we just need this narrated by David Attenborough
>>27584773
....a remarkable tale of survival, stunningly captured.
.....A thrilling expose heartbreaking, insightful, and unforgettable.
.....rare views of endangered species and the unsanitized plight of several animals struggling for survival.
....captures the hidden world of QMs beneath our feet. Reveals the sex, violence, and beauty found within their universe.
Anon,lend me 50$
>>27585471
You already owe me 20.
Knigga Pony Quest where
>>27585943
>Druid Knight
More like "+badass nigga can shank you with a wooden sword, sheeeit"
Your waifu a barren
>>27586016
>>27586016
There is a spell for that.
>>27586016
But I don't read Spicy.
What cyoas do you hope come back once summer starts? Which ones do you but want to come back?
>>27586350
Abandoned
>>27586350
Galloping Steel.
So much potential. I hope it gets hijacked by someone competent.
>>27584773
>Didn't get to see Inept pone grilling out
I want a refund
>>27586690
I know. I wanted to see a Doxelpone telling Wolvanpone to let quests die.
>>27586709
>"Sometimes you should just let it go, my friend."
>>27586713
>>27586371
At this point, it should probably just stay dead. It's been 'on hiatus' for so long.
Hey guys, sorry for a delay with no talk about what's going on
Incoming blog post, tl;dr: I'm not dropping my quests. It could be a while before I get back to them. I'm going to try and make it so that I can get back to them soon.
For the longer version, I recently got shifted over to full time at my job which means that between work, transit time, sleep, and other adult things I have to do, I rarely have more than 4 hours of my day where I can just sit down at my computer, and I'm usually exhausted for those 4 hours. I don't generally have more than one day off in a row, and I don't really have a good way of continuing questing right now.
I'm looking to get a more consistent schedule at my job, and I'm also looking into therapy, both of which would help me quest far more regularly. I really enjoy doing Night Delivery and BoatQuest, but I can't continue them right now without a significant drop in quality if I can find the time at all.
Sorry.
>>27587058
Good luck with that m8.
>>27587058
Well that sucks, but I hope you get your stuff sorted out. I look forward to when you feel like coming back.
I want to cum inside angr hors
>>27586949
It'll come back
We just have to wait a bit longer
>>27586016
Adoption is a good thing.
>>27587643
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yx03zTvL4K0
>>27587972
Day 2 of Not-So-Much-Railroading is a go
>>27586016
That means you aren't trying hard enough.
Needs more changelings tbqh fampai.
>>27588506
I don't know what the hell you are responding to, but I agree.Basil should start a hive.
>>27588554
>thousands of nice qt cookbugs
Fund it.
>>27588588
More like Queen Basil making supper for her thousands of children.
>>27588554
>>27588588
>>27588603
I never knew how much I wanted this.
>>27588620
Does it have changelings, cooking, cooking changelings, or changeling cooking?
Resuming Miracle: Cyclic boogaloo.
>>27588549
>>27588603
Surely she'd teach them all about the joys of cookromancy before they went out on their own adventures.who'd be the perfect dad?
>>27588643
Archie? Hell if I know. Maybe she can self fertilize like an ant.
War in the North continues:
>>27588687
>>27588739
Spice Spoce Space Spuce Spece.
>>27588643
Fruity.
>>27588873
Why? Just because he's a changeling?
That's racist.
>>27588705
>Maybe she can self fertilize like an ant.
Nigga you what, ants don't self fertilize
http://science.jrank.org/pages/447/Ants-Mating-reproduction-life-span.html
>Although the queen may copulate with several males during her brief mating period, she never mates again. She stores sperm in an internal pouch, the spermatheca, near the tip of her abdomen, where sperm remain immobile until she opens a valve that allows them to enter her reproductive tract to fertilize the eggs.
>>27588910
What about the thing where ants lay unfertilized eggs? Is that a thing changelings can do?
>>27589001
Oh, that. Yeah, probably, seeing how many drones there were at Canterlot. I doubt they were all fertilized, a queen can only hold so many sperms. Can't afford to use them for every single egg.
Assuming changelings work like ants, of course.
>>27589036
And they don't, just like ponies don't have croachtits. But when has this ever stopped anyone?
>>27589001
You guys want eggs for breakfast, I made them myself. Could you say no to that face?
>>27570241
Alchemy abridged: Thread 7, 8, and 9 part 1
>Rename YOUR changeling slave Jitterbug
>Devise plan to liberate all the other changeling slaves because there can be only one
>Surprise dog slave having personal property
>Make some weird masturbation jokes to dog slave
>Hear some story about humans fighting with the princesses long ago
>Acknowledge the existence of Equestria Girls in another dimension
>Carry home your inebriated mask loving friend
>Buy some more alcohol from a german pony with a noticeably huge butt
>Smoke weed
>Go find a bottle containing a yellow liquid in the dump
>Exchange it against a bush with OP unicorn DMPC
>Go comfort Trixie about being humiliated by other OP pseudo-unicorn with robot
>Try to cheer her up with Jojo memes
>Eventually, she joins your group
>Enter orphanage
>Play with kid who has memes shaped toys
>Adopt bat daughteru
>Everyone is sceptic at the idea at bringing a kid in your travels for the exact duration of 1 post
>Dream again
>The memes you saw today poison the dreamverse, leading you to come across giant Barney heads and batponies
>Giant spider bat pony mauls you awake
>Your mane is all messy again, sign of great dream-distress
>Breezie waifu flips out because you forgot to tell her she was now a momfu
>Make daugtheru got potty
>Spoil her like the sugar daddy you are
>Break out the changelings which are not yours so you can be the only slaver in Equestria
>DMPC does all the work but lets you feel like you did everything because she’s at that level of perfect
>Prepare to leave bat city to go to Appleoosa to participate in bison wrestling tournament
>Tell your Dog slave not to forget, he’s here forever
>Start your journey
>Turns out half your group thought the bat town festival was pretty shitty
>Grab some stuff at Nuts’ along the way
>Apply hooves on rump while doing so
>Play DnD 3.5 ed with everyone
>Have horrible nightmares
>Kill Barney
>Roll to enslave random dream thug
>Critical!
>Save daughteru
>Wake up
>>27589433
I could.
>>27589494
Resuming emotional development quest
>>27589433
>basil
>making just eggs
Try guacamole and chorizo eggs benedict with honey chipotle lime sauce.
>>27589433
Not sure how I feel about this bug pone offering me the cooked embryos of her unborn young.
What do changeling eggs look like? What would they taste like? Almost definitely different from chicken eggs for sure.
>>27589433
>eggs for breakfast
>made them myself
>changeling
No thanks.... I'll just have your basil soup.
>>27589433
Did bath color this?
>>27528586
Morality argument simulator is up.
>>27589603
Eggs aren't embryonic if they're not fertilized.
Also, I'd imagine that Changling eggs would look a lot like these [PIC RELATED] scorpion eggs.
Of course as a fictional creature (with mammalian horse parts) we don't know for sure that they don't give live birth, only queens lay eggs and drones give live birth because they haven't undergone a transformation or some other autistic bat-shit.
Kinda like how we're still not sure if griffins lay eggs or give live birth.
>>27589627
I don't know. It just appeared in one of the last thread.
>>27589725
It is forever a mystery. Nobody will ever know.
>>27589433
Their not my eggs silly, they're a local delicacy. They called them escamole!
>>27589433
Need Basil ordering sunset Shimmer to eat all of the Eggs.
>>27589844
Dubs confirm we need this picture.
>>27589715
>>27589715
>Kinda like how we're still not sure if griffins lay eggs or give live birth.
I'd expect them to give live birth considering the back end is the kitty part
>>27589527
Come help us make an NPC.
>>27589944
>three threads of worldbuilding
I don't know what to think about this.
>>27589960
I with he would just start rather than doing this once a week worldbuilding thing.
Ayy where the ded pons at
>>27590372
ded on the inside, like the rest of us.
>>27590372
QM reporting in
>>27584773
How long did Respone attempt to mate with the corpse before he realized she was dead?
>>27590522
he is still at it, m8
Soo, I wanted to ask about how I should handle something.
Semantic Error has moved very slowly, I'm sure that it will pick up if we can ever finish this first mission, but as it stands Dual CYOA is getting close to passing Semantic Error in length.
First off, I'd like to say that I very much want and intend to continue Semantic Error as much as I some day wish to start running Ascent.
As such I'm having a very strange personal problem concerning Semantic Error. I have a lot of stuff planned and noted about Semantic Error's setting but I haven't been able to reveal most of it in the quest yet for a lot of different reasons. I originally planed on using the news broadcasts and mission descriptions to give more details about the world as Semantic Error ran but right now but since the quest slowed down I have been feeling a little blue balled with this build up of unused "lore". So I wanted to know what people thought about a couple of methods I could use to alleviate this build up of Ideas I haven't been able to convey.
Now, I could try to write a lore book, but I'm not sure how to decide what aspects to put in it since their context is not necessarily set up in a organized fashion, so I want to engage people and get some kind of direction on what aspects they consider important.
Now some I ideas I d for accomplishing this were:
>Doing a Q and A and recording the questions and answers.
Unfortunately this could kill immersion and I feel like participants may not have a good idea about what they should ask.
>Have a character not important to the CYOA answer questions about them-self.
This could maintain immersion and give a little direction but I might get banned for RPing on 4chan.
>Go ahead and write a dry ass lore book.
The problems with this were already expressed.
>Run an ask blog with a non-important character as supplemental material on an outside site.
I'd probably have to do this on Tumblr and I don't want to be a Tumblr shill.
Any other ideas are appreciated
>>27590548
Post session QnA is far from immersion breaking
>>27590372
>>27589904
What is that pony doing?
>>27590694
Participating in a scorpion mating ritual.
>>27590602
>Spitfire takes a drag of her cigarette, as she blankly stares through you.
"You know why I don't care anymore anon?"
>You shake your head "no" shyly as she takes another drink from her mug.
"I couldn't save them... Not a single one. I'm looked up to you know... respected, world renowned even. there are ponies that look up to me as their hero. But does a hero let ponies die? A real hero saves lives but me? I'm powerless.
>Spitfire stops and slams the remainder of her drink, before staring you in the eye. Her face showing the tell-tail signs of someone who is truly dead inside, and only able to feel alive when the pain of her regrets bubbles to the surface.
"That, That is why I can't be bothered to care anymore."
>>27590701
Oh...
Is there more?
>>27590711
and also a weird green
http://pastebin.com/9EtVw3U2
>>27520712
Go here for entertainment
>>27590548
>Have a character not important to the CYOA answer questions about them-self.
>This could maintain immersion and give a little direction but I might get banned for RPing on 4chan.
This seems like by far the best option (to me, anyway). If you are worried about it being misconstrued as RPing, write it in the third person.
Big mare is for suffer
>>27590548
What if you planned and ran a sort of "side-mission" from the point of view of another character in the universe? It would be a faster paced story focused around important setting information. Like the first mission in a videogame where they lead the player around doing menial tasks while people around them exposit on the game's setting. But with actual playing. Then the character can die or something dramatic at the end of the sidemission and we can go back to the main character.
>>27590588
I was talking about doing a dry Q and A not as a character, where I would just kind of answer questions in a strait foreword kind of way.
>>27590815
I like that option best as well but I don't think it would work as well if I wrote it in third person.
>>27590943
As fun as a side mission sounds if I'm running the quest I want to run the actual quest. Also, Semantic Error is actually planned out so there will be events that will happen after so many days have passed in File's life. Because of this I don't want to do anything that might spoil parts of the timeline before they happen.
>>27591055
>I don't think it would work as well if I wrote it in third person
Why not? Write it like an interview. The anon suggestions are the interviewer pony's dialog and the answers are the other pony's dialog. I think it would work just fine.
>>27591119
As an interview between two characters might work although that might shift things a little bit away from the sort of casual conversational tone I would like to use. Also, the character I planned on using couldn't be used but that's fine really.
This actually sounds like the safest option thus far all things considered.
Anybody else have an opinion on this?
Like Should I try doing that here or make a separate one night thread for it or something?
>>27591199
I think that sounds fine. Do it here, you'll get more takers and it might even inspire a couple of people to pick up the quest.
Could I interest you in some pone?
>>27592067
Yes, dox, what pone?
>>27592067
I have a half pone
>>27592086
I have a better half pone
>>27592086
B U G
>>27592113
Handsome bug horse.
>>27592096
DELET THIS.
>>27592067
>implying that there is anyone who would not like some pone
>>27592210
No :^)
>>27592223
>>27589437
speed demands a lot of slaves.
>>27592310
the hypocrisy is real
>>27592348
It's not hypocrisy when its justice.
You husbandohas an okay penis.
>>27592237
>>27592874
DELETE
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>>27592874
hot
>>27592237
>>27592874
How does one properly defile a corpse?
>>27592953
Pee on it
>>27592953
To defile means to damage the purity or integrity of something, impair the appearance of a thing, disfigure it, or diminish or destroy the quality of it.
Tl;dr pee on it.
>>27592874
DELET DIS
>>27592067
Yes. Please give me some pone.
I miss this horse.
>>27593470
Me too, Anon.
>>27593470
He was a nice horse.
>>27592953
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x48Hq9F4Q70
Symphony will be starting again this Friday if all goes well. Hope the players are still here!
>>27592953
Fuck the dead body and cum inside
>>27594248
I'm here and I hope everything goes well for you. But you're still a faggot.
>>27594634
W-why?
I want to cuck your waifu
>>27594681
>I want to fuck you while your waifu watches
A-anon pls
>Strawpoll tells me to finish the longname flashback
>One to 2 players and the thread dies
I am getting very mixed signals here
>>27594681
I want my waifu to cuck you, as in i will be fucking her
>>27594655
Because fuck you, that's why.
pls guys don't be mean
>>27594917
bully bully bully
>>27594917
!billy Anon
Your waifu a doodoo head
>>27594765
Everyone wants to eat the pie but nobody wants to help make it. Know what I mean?
>>27595034
>nobody wants to make it
Eh, that's the QM's job
>>27594765
As I recall, finishing long name was #4.
>>27593071
Interesting
>>27595057
It was both higher than Drop and Finish longname though. So I decided to do that first so I can concentrate on my other 2 quests
>>27595040
Let me rephrase.
Everyone wants Longname to be over with but nobody wants to bother helping it get there.
>>27595066
I got you before already, anon. But yeah, it's a pretty shit situation for the QM
Reminder that literally nobody liked FiT.
>>27595103
False, I still have to give it a try one day.
>>27595103
I liked FiT
>>27595103
FiT was fun.
>>27594765
If I knew it had so few players, I would've jumped in.
>>27595103
FiT was great, I hope inept starts it back up soon.
>>27595103
I know you're joking/memeing/baiting but I did enjoy FiT. Holi and Pup's interactions and relationship development were fun.
>>27595128
Thanks anon. I probably will make a new thread later when it's my usual running time, I doubt the quest takes more than 3-4 sessions anyways
>>27594765
thats because strawpoll is a shit way of telling what people want and you should have been listening to the general instead
>>27595200
what did you expect it's Wolvan that it just one of his many unrecoverable failures of his >QM Career
>>27594765
The consensus on longname was 'I want it to end,' not 'I want to see more.'
>>27594871
You are still the sunshine of my day.
>>27594248
Looking fotward to it even though odds are I'll be pressed for time and might not be able to play.
>>27595200
>>27595314
calm down, you'll get custos either end of this or beginning of next week... probably
>>27595365
I hope you will die in pain.
>>27589437
Alchemy abridged: Thread 9 part 2
>Have breakfast
>Feed your changeling some love
>Which means smiling to her
>Play with daugtheru and teach her some alchemy
>Ride the train to Appleoosa
>Hear from Nuts that she’s frustrated about being a virgin
>That’s what you get for refusing the harem ending, Nuts
>Arrive at Appleoosa
>Buy same hat as yours to daugtheru
>Realise that since you more or less ended the salve trend, having slaves might actually be a thing of the past
>Release your dog slave
>Rover the dog instantly becomes about twenty times cooler than you thanks to a more fashionable choice in headgear
>His last words as he leave your sorry bowler-hatted self in the mud are “Yeah, whatever”
>Since Rover is objectively better than Speed, this story is now about him
>Rover goes home, and fucks some bitches
>Bitches! Get it? Cause he a dog!
>HAHAHAHHAH!
>Ha…
>…
>Speed mourns the loss of Rover he had come to consider as a close, submissive relative
>Now that you’re no more slaver, you’re just a regular capitalist dude
>Start to look for a real job
>Changeling disguises as an R63 you
>Go to school to get books for your daughteru so she can have a real job later too
>Witness teacher mare having sex with another old teacher
>Cry on the lost opportunity of /ss/ lewd
>No, wait, that’s me
>Walk away quietly because you’re no cuck
>Apply to become a police deputy
>Find some bison who will give you the ingredient you need if you manage to acquire enough good karma
>He gives you a goodkarmameter
>Decide to participate in the tournament in the no rules, everything allowed event
>Changeling friend becomes a deputy too
>Worry on the lethality of apple cannons used by the police
>Go to the school again to get books
>Teacher wants to call the services because you’re not taking daughteru to a proper school
>Pressure her by threatening to reveal the illegal sex with colleague
>Have changeling eat a bit of her soul so she doesn’t remember a thing
when will it happen?
>>27595648
Speed is such a magical creature.
>>27595648
>Have changeling eat a bit of her soul so she doesn’t remember a thing
I don't want to believe you're serious, but I do.
>>27595660
when
>>27595660
you
>>27595837
Everything in this post is semi serious. Let's say some liberties were taken about the changeling draining ability
>>27595660
It already happened
We just dont have it in word form
![medium[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/wBFcIFY.png "medium[1].png")
What makes you peeved in a CYOAs?
>>27595994
Ponies cussing
>>27595660
>All three of these quests are dead now.
>>27595994
People bringing boring minor real life considerations into obvious fantazy settings where people have magic and lazer cannons
>>27596061
What are some examples of this?
>>27595994
When I know there are others playing, but I suddenly become the only one replying to updates.
Remove fag enablers
>>27595660
Hopefully sometime soon.
>>27596394
otp
>>27596576
pls play liek de olny gud quest on dis bord, gudder then reswhich admittedly isn't hard but don't tell him I said that
>>27596605
Unfortunately I DON'T get to name the GM,on bright side,it has less railroading
Vampony >>27596713
>>27596704
I try to keep my rails down to a minimum and make it an actual interactive horse fictionto the point the quest's canon allows me to at least
i want to fug pon
I want to nonsexually befriend pone.
Post dead horses
>>27597461
>>27597461
>>27597490
>>27597497
It hurts
>>27597461
>>27597709
You think you're funny, don't you?
>>27597851
I think he's funny.
Post horses who have beenkissed
>>27598001
>>27598001
>>27598001
Would you let your cyoa waifu sneeze on you?
>>27598083
Yes, because that would man thatshe was real
>>27598083
Only if she blushed afterwards and helped clean it up.
>>27598093
Why must you do this to me.
>>27598022
Not canon
>>27598194
Guy who goes on adventures and girl who loves adventures, anon. As painfully obvious as this love interest was, it fits quite well. Now we just need to find someone for Basil.
>>27598194
>Dorchanons trying desperately to not get cucked.
