Introspection Edition
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>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
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http://strawpoll.me/5151810
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http://strawpoll.me/5151833
>What genre are you interested in?
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Remember: Be the change you want to be.
Last thread: >>25459461
First for death
Second for Tara is a retard
so i got dat bitch a cyoa
Nip's heads looks like their necks couldn't possibly be strong enough to hold up their heads.
They're like oranges on toothpicks.
>>25474239
Whatever do you mean?
>>25474239
>these cartoons don't make sense
>>25474249
I mean, look at that head. It's like Sputnik! Spherical but pointy at parts!
We're gonna wrestle Trixie today. GET HYPE!!!
>>25474270
Why I think that this is perfectly fine.
Just look at those beautiful proportions.
Tara has a stupid face
>>25474239
He has another way of drawing more horse-y pones. Would you rather he do cyoas like that?
>>25474339
>Would you rather he do cyoas like that?like he ever does
>>25474339
Should have stopped at
> Would you rather he do cyoas?
>>25474226
>>25474329r00die poos
>last thread
>>25474535
>keep railroading through popular art
>>25474544
"What is Cutie Clash?"
>>25474553
PROFESSIONAL
>>25474607
If Hero started a comedy
>>25474673
>The Wind Brothers
>Catch it every week here on /mlp/
>>25474673
>And then I'll have him cut penises on their horribly injured, unconscious bodies!
How unpopular is the idea of a human MC in this little group?
>>25474760
Yes
>>25474760
Pretty unpopular.
>>25474760
Go ask >>/tg/ what they think of a pony mc.
>>25474760
Times have changed. The days of anon quests are fading away as more developed OCs take center stage. I think it's for the better anyway. Using the same character every time gets boring.
>>25474985
If anything, the last semi-decent Anon-based CYOA died with Persona
well, what does it need?
>>25475018
pones
>>25475018
more of this
>>25475018
husbando/waifu
>>25475018
Retarded slutbats
>>25475018
A QM to run it
Griffons
Alchemy continues: >>25475062
Trottingham continues too:
>>25475215
Someone in the last thread said GS was an immediate success like (the utterly flawless CYOA that is) JAD. As someone who was there since the beginning I'd say not. There's a regular 3-6 players it seems due to it being so niche, but that much has been said before. It also doesn't help that he runs on Aussie time. I thinking Treads memes just give the illusion it's popular, that is unless there are many more people reading it than participating
>>25475389
>like (the utterly flawless CYOA that is) JAD.
Stopped reading there.
>>25475405
That was intended as a joke.
Muffin Top and the Temple of Ohwaitwearenotinatempleanymore continues!
>>25436531
>>25475470
>filename
Craft was taking requests. Someone wanted Muffin Top and Hero told him to draw her on a treadsmill.
>>25475470
That display and control panel is up way too high for a pony to be able to use it. What a shit.
>>25475018
Porn
>>25475577
nice
>>25474760
Not this Anon, but what's the consensus on humans as characters in a CYOA? I have an Idea for one I want to run that would switch between a pony and a Human MC. They wouldn't interact until their personalities had fully established so that no one acts out of character, but the pony sections would be more lighthearted while the human sections would lean scifi gritty.
It wouldn't feature "Anon" at all, and you'd start out playing the pony, but I don't see anyway to do the story I want without humans.
>>25475592
There is no consensus. A lot of people don't like it, some do, but most importantly, the only consensus might be "it depends on how well you pull it off".
>>25475592
http://www.poll-maker.com/polls.asp?p=poll-results&qp=446999xB322D1D5-18&t=y#tab-2
regular humans > Anon > EQG humans
however, even regular humans aren't exactly top 10.
Active threads
M&M: >>25438448
Muffin Top: >>25436531
FOE: >>25436550
Sunset: >>25423832
Buckingham: >>25457965
Coltquest: >>25427966
Curwhibbles: >>25223082
Archipelago: >>25366038
FOE 2: >>25441384
Urban Survival: >>25401462
Alchemy: >>25445919
Space: >>25472316
11-54: >>25347924
>>25475662
You're late.
>>25475592
What kind of story can't be told without humans?
...
RGS?
>>25475682
I have no set time.
>>25475697
I can respect that answer.
>>25475687
Well, I suppose what I'm planning could work with other 'space aliums' but it wouldn't work nearly as well.
Lets just say I'm ripping off a bad movie from the early 2000's with the basic plot.
>>25475687
Aliens roughly equally advanced as humans
Bam
>>25475718AyylienPone
Do it
>Fins Treadsposting
Excellent
>>25475488
Always Hero's fault
>>25475772
>>25475732
>>25475718
Meh, if anons really hate humans so much I'll just make the characters apes and monkeysAla FimFlamFilosophy. In fact that might help me keep it more lighthearted, which is something I think I need to work on.
>>25475797
Monkeys are good. There's just a stigma against humans
>>25475797
I literally wouldnt mind it if it was cartooish apes/monkeys.
>>25475809
>>25475812
>>25475797
>monkeys in cyoa
>they eek and Screech about
>sometimes reference the old wars of shitposting, where they took their own feces and smeared it upon enemy posts ala capture the flag
>one monkey in particular is dressed rather finely, but still lacks pants as he is a prolific shit poster
I kinda need this
>>25475797
It's not like sentient monkeys haven't been seen in MLP before...
Then again same thing with humans.
>>25475891
Humans were the worst part about G1.
>>25475784
Fins has stuck stuff in his CYOAs since the beginning.
>>25475809
Because humans are a veeeery lazy (since other greentext threads have done most of the possible scenarios), boring and out of theme choice in the world full of mythical creatures and just normal, sentient animals. Be creative a little.
>B-but muh hands/humanoid shapes
Pick frigging minotaurs (or any of the other mythical species with hands), not much shown about them in show, and you can make shit up about their culture based on that one show one being a LOUD personal trainer/coach.
>B-but muh technological supremacy
Get back2that one thread. Literally make some race up (like those globloid things) or make some race use weird technology (cats with egyptian technology a'la Stargate? Dwarflike moles with heat/crystal technology?)
>B-but muh humans exploring a different culture that is way nicer and more accepting than theirs
Use griffons? Or any other mythical species that you think could be edgy and lost in this cutesy world?
>B-but the only one of their race stranded in a different world
Be creative.
>B-but I want humans to be better than ponies
We have a thread for that on the board already, go there.
>B-but I want my human on pony porn
Okay, got me there.
>>25475913
No, the insufferable baby ponies were objectively the worst part of G1.
Help guys I'm fucking up Muffin Top at the worst moment because nobody else is playing right now
>>25475891
And if you make a CYOA where the ponies (and other creatures) act JUST LIKE IN G1 then I'll be completely fine with it. I'd even play it. I'd WANT to play it.
>>25475945
>I don't know what I'm doing
>I know
>I'll get help from other people who haven't even read it
>surely they'll know what they're doing
>>25475943
What about satyrs
>>25475944
I thought that was G3.5
>>25475943
>Okay, got me there.
The proper response is "that's what the rest of the board is for."
>>25475956
Doesn't Galloping Steel have a whole bunch of characters copy-pasted from g1 and G3?
>>25475972
That leg anatomy looks just wrong. And I don't mean "because it's a satyr", but because it looks like they should be somewhere else.
>>25475972
yes
>>25475973
There were baby ponies in G1... and they talk, sweet buttery Christ they do talk, and they start evey sentence with the word me. If you thought the bushwillies were bad, G1 baby ponies are 30 times worse.
>>25475972
They're fine, I'd enjoy them more if they were more like the mythological satyrs, but I guess I could accept them as they are, since they do kinda fit the theme (and because it'd be silly to ask everyone in the fandom to change their mind on how they should look.)
>>25475985
Yeah, but are they just as dumb and annoying/amazing?
>>25475974
Or that's what /trash/ is for I guess.
>>25475943
>stargate cats
>dwarf moles
Holy shit, are you me?have you ever thought about Swedish Elks or Nepalese goats, too?
>>25476059
Oh, that and many more.
>>25476047
It has Wind Whistler, whom I love so much, Gusty,Thistle Whistle, and Dazzleglow, who only existed in toys.
Wind Whistler, Gusty, and Thistle are basically taken wholesale from their G1/G3 personalities, for better or worse.
>>25476035
I'll just count myself lucky I've never seen an episode with the baby ponies.
>>25475997
her right leg is definitely wrong.
>>25476163
Thistle Whistle is prime waifu material.
>>25476226
>>25475997
There's a reason Nips doesn't really draw her below the waist.
I wonder where cyoa timeline guy went.
I wanna hear more crackpot theories
>>25476262
I do too.
Pls finish your grand theory.
>>25476163
TFW I haven't read through GS yet.
Still remember Wind Whistler, still want to punch her in the mouth.Or a least force her to choke on my cock.
>>25474535
>pls AnonymousBut...
>>25476262
Not CYOA timeline guy but I can still give you my cartoon timeline theory which I use for my own quests.
>>25476304
Sure why the fuck not
>>25476284
Don't you say that about Thesaurus pone.
>>25476288
Sugar Belle, please do it.
>>25476351
Stupid pone
>>25476361
Wind Whistler will destroy all you hold dear in this world.
>>25476372
I'd like to see such a stupid pone try.
Something a QM would say that would make you drop their quest immediately.
>>25476415
professional contacts
>>25476415
Anything involving scat, watersports, or diapers.
>>25476415
Vore
>>25476415
Gay
>>25476415
If you have a problem with it, don't read it.
That or buttplug.
>>25476415
"you"
>>25476419
>>25476421
>>25476426
>>25476456
>>25476495
>>25476527
Fuck you, it's working.
>>25476359But I'm not ready.
>>25476539
So get ready.
>>25476539
for this Sunday night?
Have an idea for a CYOA where the children of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadence fight against Sombra, Chrysalis, Nightmare Moon, and the MC's parent over control of Equestria.
You would have to either side with either the old order of Harmony, or join Chaos and bring about a new era. Or side with neither and face both sides to change the course of history to your own design.
This a good idea?, And would you guys try it?
>>25476584
Meh, probably not.
>>25476584
Sounds like a bunch of extra special mary sues.
>>25476584
So basically Dark Souls?
>>25476584
>the children of Celestia
>>25474194
CYOAs are against the rules and should be banned
How do you make death actually matter and make it so the players actually have a reason to avoid it?
>>25476610
How is this remotely close to Dark Souls?
I just want to understand that way of thought.
>>25476632
Make it end the CYOA, duh.
>>25476632
Have death be the end of the CYOA, I don't know how that doesn't register.
>>25476632
You kill off one MCs friends/companion's to save the MC when you royally screw up.
>>25476584
I'd probably try it.
>>25476309
Part 1/2
[Warning Autism ahead]
Show order Gen1 Gen 3 Gen 4 <Gen3.5(May be excluded)> Gen 2
Most of this ordering is based off of the genetic diversity displayed in ponies from these various eras as well as the abundance of various creature that likely have gone extinct.
>In Gen 1 we see the presence of ponies with jewel eyes and the flutter ponies, both of wich will be extinct or in massive decline by Gen 3. In Gen 1 we also see bushwoolies elves and various villain of the day creature that seem to disappear from other generations I.E. Katrina and the monkeys. Also note that there was a creature that caused the princess pony's island to become crystallized, I believe this community would later become the crystal empire.
By Generation3 we see a schism between the various tribes of ponies showing that there must have been something that drove them apart that is still keeping them separate. As there is likely some form of conflict between the tribes we can guess that some of the various pony tribes such as flutter ponies that kept their communities exclusive where wiped out causing rare item's like the sun's stone to be lost or captured by one of the three kingdoms that arose after the schism. We also see the same Spike from Gen 1 living in a castle in Gen 3, although he had been sleeping for most of the time in between. Also breezies exist.
>>25476652
Ooh, that's harsh. I like it.
>>25476660
Part 2/2
>By Generation 4 we see that there has been a reunion between the tribes under the rule of the Alicorns. Interestingly enough the Sun's stone no longer seems to be present but the leader of ponies country has the power that the sun's stone was said to possess. At this point we see the return of Tirek who was a known villain by Gen 4 and who turned pegasi into dragons in Gen 1. during this time we see ponies interbreeding from various tribes. and going with the idea that horns and wings are recessive traits via the Cake's excuse for their children's appendages it is likely that interbreeding will cause those recessive traits to show less as time goes on.
By Gen 3.5 we see no pegasi of unicorns, and the technology available to ponies has improved.
By Generation 2 There are no pegasi or unicorns outside of those that randomly show up to stop that hot air balloon that patch is on and the level of technology has surpassed Generations 3.5 and 4
And that's as much as I feel like saying about this for now.
>>25476584
>children of Celestia, Luna, Twilight, and Cadence
Yeah, no.
>>25476650
M&M continues
>>25476632
oie did it pretty good imo
>>25476634
It's more like Shin Megami now that I think it over, but it's basically you keep the old way and preserve harmony (kindle the flame) , usher in a new era of ruled by Chaos (reject the flame and embrace the Dark), or go the neutral pah and choose your own way (a la Dark Souls 2: Scholar of the First Sin)
>>25476661
I'm not harsh. I'm fair. What's the point of having your allies help in almost every situation, but are completely okay with you being killed by a guy when you finally take a wrong step?
Game Of Thrones that shit. Every mistake gets someone you care about killed.
>>25476732
>Every mistake gets someone you care about killed.
Oh no you didn't wash your hooves after visiting the toilet, your best friend gonna get eaten by toilet monsters.
>>25476764
POO
IN
THE
LOO
>>25401462
Pls like and subscribe
>players desperately need guidance
>they vehemently oppose the idea of a hint system or meta knowledge being revealed in the thread
What do?
>>25476764
>>25476787
give them a side character who knows some shit.
>>25476787
Follower NPC that talks to them.
>>25476787
Figure out a way to tell them what they need to know in story.
ie: use a side character, reflect, give them new information.
>>25476787
>>25476823
You bastard! You stole my advice!
>>25476823
>>25476832
>>25476837But I already did that.
>>25476787
Well, if players aren't getting it, then the problem is either their stupidity or you not communicating well enough, perhaps a combination of both.
Have the MC look back on relevant information in character, have a party member recall something.
>>25476823
>>25476832
>>25476837
>use a side character
CYOA where you're completely alone when?
>>25476863
Abandoned looked like it would be that way.;~;
>>25476787
>>25476854
inept pls
>>25476854
Then do it better.
Where's that anon who was gonna continue Vampony?
>>25476863
That's easy! Just use a hallucination or seeing somebody conjured up by their imagination.
>>25476787
Well, Inept, if people don't see an answer, they'll generally try to think up their own plans based on what they think is cool/would work.
Problem is, they're not thinking in terms of the puzzle boss 'there is one way to do it,' mindset.
>>25476863
Might be interesting
>>25476584
Sounds fucking gay. As a rule of thumb: if it involves the "non-canon-children of [canon character]", it's most likely shit.
So, we know how CYOA feels about humans, but how does CYOA feel about cars?
>>25476934
Nyxand AnonfillyCYOA when
>>25473080
>>25473091
I'm not against competition. I'm against popularity contests. Incidentally, I'm also against players competing for quests instead of quests competing for players. Which is also different from QMs competing for players.
Players competing with each other draws arbitrary lines between the population of players. M&Mfags vs JADfags. That kind of distinction will just lead to drama and fighting, much like {waifu}fags. An example some time ago was RGSfags. They were very much treated as a separate thing until RGS ended and they dissolved into the thread. And there was an underlying tone of people getting tired of RGSfags and their meming.
Popularity contests are also pretty negative. They always have the effect of making what's popular even more popular while what's not popular stays not popular. Without any real relation to merit. There's few enough quests that ones you read should be chosen based on interest as opposed to popularity.
At the end of the day the archive has a strong effect on quests.It's already viewed as a sort of achievement to get on it by some people, which I don't like but understand.And I try to be careful to not encourage behaviors that I view as negative.
>>25476948
I'd play an Anonfilly cyoa.With an abusive Twilight.
>>25476947
/o/ pls.
>>25476965
about what tho
be a good little filly?
>>25476965
I thought anonfilly was a cute idea until I read the green where Twilight and the ponies mind rape Anon into a "model filly" by abusing his reduced mental capacity to strip away his old personality leaving nothing but a shell.
>>25476556Okay.
>>25476909
I feel like I could add to this.
>>25475458
For example, I guess I can explain my thoughts on why the players chose what they did here.
If the big head thing is round, the options were
>Climb the really steep tall thing and try to drop down onto the spiky teeth
>Jump around the mouth to get in.
So, not seeing an answer, the players tried to make their own answer, create an opening for themselves to get in. This was immediately met with complete failure, and now the general mood in the thread seems
QM: God, these guys suck and I'm getting frustrated with my own boss
Players: I have no idea what to do and I'm getting frustrated with the boss.
>>25476954By standing as gatekeeper to the archive you're responsible for getting on it being seen as an achievement. Not that weeding out Quests that will certainly fail is bad, but it's what you chose.
>>25476980
Depends on if this is mind-wiped anonfilly or not. If not, it's really just anon trying to figure out how to become human again while under Twilight's jurisdiction.Which honestly sounds pretty fun.If so thenif the QM stuck to the charactertrying to make 'mommy' happy would probably work as a goal and branch off from there.
>>25477019
The concept varies from anon in a filly body, mind-wiped anon in a filly body, and just a normalself-insertfilly that's taken care of by Twilight.
>>25477019
but she is happy like that, anon
Ah yes, Anonfilly.
One of the numerous threads that I have yet to actually read despite my curiosity.Fuck
>>25477019
Jesus, that's dark.
>>25477119I never continued my greens for Anonfilly. She just jumped off that balcony...
>>25477158
It's really interesting how some of the writers depict the mental conditioning and continued abuse. A few of the early ones highlighted self-punishment as a result of being unintentionally conditioned to think she deserved what she got. I dropped it around thread 3, so I don't really know if it got better or not, but it was pretty dark.
What happened to the CYOA where you were trying to convince your daughter to give you a blowjob?
>>25477219
the guy had to take a seat
>>25477219
I was going to list all the daughteru quests, but then I felt bad about it.
>>25477209
That kind of stuff just sends a shiver down my spine, losing who you are.
Actually my worst fear.
>>25477232
One daughteru is a changeling.
Ones adopted.
Way I see it, they have a chance.
>>25477242
I find dead of personality stories interesting when mind-breaking is involved
I don't like when they use brainwashing or time traveling tho
My life hit a new low. God, thank you that I'll hve my air gun in a month or two.
>>25477306
Cool story, bro.
>>25477306
>God, thank you that I'll hve my air gun in a month or two.
Eurofags will never know true freedom
>>25477306
>air gun
>yurokek detected.
>>25477058
It's probably a necessary evil in his eyes
I'm glad there's a sort of quality control though
>>25477498
The problem is that it's a bit arbitrary. Some bad quests have gotten in when similar or slightly better quests languish.
Overall arbitrary QC is better than no QC at all though.
Post some hot opinions.
>>25477209
i pretty much abandoned all hope for the thread when someone thought up of a story where anonfilly gets raped by Button and Rumble, only keeping quiet because they threaten to tell Twilight that anonfilly was talking about being a human. Then they say it anyways and he filly gets beaten regardless, given zero chance to protest, and it becomes an endless cycle of rape-beating-rape-beating-rape-beating.
now the whole anonfilly thing gives me an uneasy feeling, the exact same one i got when i saw that the screencap of the /fit/ guy who got keked by a bitch and his gf sided with her and not him.
>>25477559
Players are actually smart.
>>25477569
I-I don't know if I want to look at the anonfilly threads anymore.
>>25477525
Any QC for this sort of thing will be inherently arbitrary. There's no real way to avoid that.
>>25477559
The main thing killing CYOAs is people complaining that CYOAs are dead.
>>25477569
Yeah, that one was pretty boring. There's a balance between ow the edge and actual characterization and reasonable reactions. Some of the stories rode the line properly. The problem is that sex is inherently more popular than writing well.
>>25477619
I think having more than one person deciding what gets in would help reduce the arbitrarity.
Not that that concept doesn't open up whole new cans of worms.
>>25477559
There's a certain QM on this board that seriously needs to sort his shit out and his name is______me.
>>25477695
Oh I don't know that one. Have I been missing his quest for the active threads?
>>25477660
Yeah. A gatekeeper sounds better than a council to me.
>>25477695
There's another one, namedAnonymous
>>25477660
>restricting archive entries
Just accept every quest that exceeds two threads.
>>25477588
c'mon anon it has heartwarming moments just like >>25477119 whenanonfilly was happy because it was her birthday and she did a birthday "cake" for herselfthentwilight appears, trashes her "cake" and then beats her for wanting to eat so much sugar
the best part is thatanonfilly actually believes twilight will give her a surprise birthday party and when it doesn't happen she takes the cake out of the trash and sings happy birthday to herself
>>25477834
>Have shitty life on Earth
>Drink bleach
>Wake up in Equestria
>Meet Twi-Twi, who turns you into a cute little filly
>Endless abuse ensues
I hate this whole concept so fucking much, and I'm not even against abuse in general.
>>25477834
That's not okay.
>>25477831
Talk to the gatekeeper Anon, not me.
>>25477834
This is worse than nips.
>>25477831
>accept RITS, 1liner, and Coltshan
>>25477834
Why, what is wrong with you people?
>>25477891
>what is wrong with you people
Where do you think you are?
>>25477864
This. I can handle a dark/grim story, but the abuse anonfilly has just rubs me the wrong way for the whole endless abuse for no real reason. Just "What, you thought you could breath without asking?" and smacking/rape/torture ensues.Fuckin fluffly ponies 2.0 if you ask me.I so desperately wanted to write a story about where the filly is abused, Luna catches on thanks to dreams and intervenes, then takes the filly away to be cared for as purple ass is forever shamed.Then anonfilly watches the guards train and quickly catches on, copying them as she grows/recovers, eventualy becoming The Boss of equestria.
Treads deserves worse тbh faм
>>25477834
>>25477953
Conveniently that's the end of one of the stories for the thread that I didn't finish.
>>25477953
Jeez, I figured it was just gonna be a cute little TF story like
>Look Anon, you're my foal now!
>>25477966
İs telling her that her dreams of becoming a commander will never come true not enough?
>>25478009
No, you should also smash her cardboard tank and say that there will be no dessert today.
>>25477834
if you guys are curious
http://pastebin.com/35g9KgWYcake captcha
Return of /that/ guy?
>>25477997
>>25477953
>I so desperately wanted to write a story about where the filly is abused, Luna catches on thanks to dreams and intervenes
>>25478069
Too many line breaks, clearly not him
>>25478026
You cant take away her tank shaped ice cream!
Thats just cruel!
>>25478130
I haveremnants ofreputation to maintain.
>>25478124
Except no one's written an ending for this yet.
Any prospective author want to give it a shot?
>>25478124
and then the filly gets raped while we all watch and then is never saved.
>>25476899
Sorry to keep you waiting. There was a power outage since yesterday, and it just came back fairly recently in my area. Thread will be up soon.
>>25478130
>tank shaped ice cream!
Is it Ninja Turtle green flavored? Does it have a gumball for a gun barrel?
>>25478156
Literally who?
>>25478156
I await with baited breath.I also realize that I pick the worst names for just about anything. Frankenanon makes far more sense than my gibberish name...
>>25475018
meant to post this hours ago, but stuff happened
>>25478231
I think JAD gets some discussion.
>>25478175
Anonmango's biggest issue is that it's indistinguishable from Anonymous at a glance. Every time vampony is active my thought is "What quest has anonymous QMing" before I actually read it.
Mendacity up
>>25478307
>>25477569
>>25477834
Shit like that was basically the exact opposite of what I expected and wanted out of the concept, which is "Twilight turns Anon into a filly and punishes him in various further ways, but none of them work because they all end up being his fetish." Or basically anything that invoked lighthearted goofball antics.
Instead we got maximum edgelords in an escalating depression arms race to see who could kick the puppy the hardest.
What's worse is I don't think it started out that way. Like I think for two threads it was a more normal AiE/greenthread offshot, and then some fuckbucket makes the third thread with "abuse" as a main theme. It didn't even get a chance, really.I'd try an Anonfilly CYOA that was actual lighthearted comedy based around "mind of a depraved adult in a kid's body" antics if I had the time.
>>25476262
>>25476274
I'm still working it out right now, I'm sad to say. I still need to structure the timelines better and find where all the parts fit. Most of what I can tell you is more hypothetical than theoretical. Soon though, soon.
Thank you anons, now I want a lighthearted anonfilly cyoa that will never happen.
Why are griffons always drunks?
>>25478372
Race trait. Just like bats are dumb by default.
>>25478378
and unicorns have small penises.
>>25478348
I have a hole to poke in your theory.
In SS Twilight exists as a Princess.
She's also a princess in Galloping Steel.
She's confirmed as not immortal so doesn't this kill your theory?
>>25478394
not immortal yet.
>>25478394
Which was a really dumb choice by the writers. One I often ignore in my headcanon.
>>25478391
No, unicorns are shit at everything and deserve to get shot.
>>25478372
Because slavs
>>25478394
the wings will be gone in the finale!
>>25478426
If it does happen, then it'll only be temporary.
>>25478457
shut up, dork! twilight will lose her wings and discord will go back to evil in-
no, screw it, I can't pretend to be this retarded I just got myself annoyed
>>25478493
>bait within bait
What is this...
QMs, when you post that your quest is up include an image. Makes it easier to notice.
>>25478391
It's normal size and fully functioning!
>>25477953
>Watches guards
>Becomes The Boss
[Pic Related]
>>25478525
No.
>>25478372
It's just their culture
>>25478028
At least it ended nicely?
>>25478372
What are you, racist?
On another note, I really like our bird designs.
>>25478533
Sorry Gar, the doctor doesn't lie.
>>25478667
Pen a best
>>25478028
Well, reading that was a mistake.
Anyone have something happy to send my way?
>>25478755
Go look up the Dad Discord threads. IIRC those are positive parental feels.
>>25478755
>>25478160
>Ninja Turtle green flavored
İs that like green apple or something?
>M&M's now an Interstellar thread
BRAVO
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>>25478542Exactly. Then fillyboss CQC's the shit out of purple tard when she tries to apologize.
>>25478766
Vampony is up.
>>25478773
Satyr has parenta feelsthat comes and goes every so often
>>25478784
Thanks Anon.
>>25478348
yeeeeees
>>25478803
And here I thought we were gonna use the organs for Rocketeer.
>>25478823
I was there for the first few Satyr threads. Parental feels were simply the order of the day. It was nice...
