Let's play a game, /mlp/! Guaranteed to be more fun than a knife to the head, or your money back!
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>>25436531 (OP)
Last time, Muffin Top and John angered the faceless guardian by trying to free Daring Do, which prompted one last battle. Muffin Top and John seemed to have the upper hoof, until the faceless guardian brought in reinforcements - the flying guardian that brought Daring Do to the top floor in the first place. A lucky strike with the quetzal feather brought the flying beast down, but then the faceless guardian got in a lucky strike of its own...
>>25436619
How are we still even conscious with a knife sticking through our brain?
>>25436642
>>25436642
People lived with bigger things sticking out of their heads. And had no problems during or after. I mean, shit, you have like a 1/3 of surviving when stabbed directly in the heart, so you know.
>>25436637
But not THAT lucky.
Muffin's HP: 68%
Muffin's Bits: 6
Muffin's Inventory: 1 train pass, 1 small box, 1 slightly dirty copy of Daring Do and the Ring of Destiny, 1 shackle key, 1 hoof brush, 1 torch, 1 Daring Do's outfit, 1 notebook, 1 magnifying glass, 1 bump key, 1 pencil, 1 skeleton key, 1 bottle, 1 desert map, 1 old book, 1 kukri, 1 crow feather, 1 empty flask
Muffin's status: Miffed
John's HP: 60%
John's MP: 41%
John's Inventory: -
John's status: Slightly relieved
>>25436894
If you can't undo the shackles, ask John to do it for you.
>>25436894
Muffin and John should doubleteam faceless until it's nothing but a puddle of gooey stuff
>>25436894
Kill that damned zombie.
>>25436894
Time to kill faceless.
>>25436894
I don't think you can remove that dagger right now, so I guess you'll have to fight like this for now. I suggest picking up that green thing that looks like the feather.
>>25436894
>>25436930
>>25436947
>>25436960
>>25437067
>SHNK!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ncjAAnHrj8
This is where your quest continues.
>>25437116
Yikes.
>>25437116
damn
>>25437116
We need to try and chop off his horn again so he can't do anymore of that teleporting bullshit.
>>25437551
Oh hey an actual instruction. What are the odds?
Please select chop-offing weapon.
>kukri
>dagger
>>25437600
Kukri would probably be best..
>>25437600
We didn't realize you wanted input.
>>25437760
This.
>>25437636Critical hit!
Muffin Top equips her trusty kukri and lunges at the guardian. Time seems to slow down as she raises the blade, aiming it right at the monster's horn...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OAMpbG5trjMThe guardian's every limb and exposed offal erupts from its body, striking Muffin Top like a wall of whips and sending her flying back into John as the guardian's body hefts itself back up, a hoarse gurgling bubbling up from its throat as its horn blazes with magic.
>HP: 65%
>>25437946
Get up and try slashing at its legs.
>>25437946
Start chopping those whips.
I'm hoping it can't do its laser shit like this.
>>25437946
Have John be ready to deflect an incoming attack.
>>25438012
>>25438048Critical hit!
Muffin Top tumbles backwards back onto her hooves and lunges again, her kukri slicing through the guardian's front legs like butter. The faceless monster falls back and blasts its lasers at Muffin Top, but John quickly jumps to her defense once again.
>MP: 11%
>>25438293
Lets remove more of its legs.
>>25438293
Were going to need to cut him down to the point we can reach something important. go for the other front leg. That might put his body in range.
>>25438293
use the wall torches to burn faceless to ashes
>>25438293
Have John be ready to guard again, but deflect the blast instead of blocking it so there will be less strain.
>>25436894
>>25437116
>>25437946
>>25438293
>This whole fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yf9GqN9xxMI hope we don't get mortally wounded by the end of it. ;_;
>>25438330
>>25438339
>>25438401
The furious Muffin Top continues swinging over and over, literally cutting the guardian down to size. It counterattacks with magical lasers, but John's shield and quick thinking keep the blows from connecting with Muffin Top... for a time.
>MP: 0
John falls back, his shoulders rising and falling as though he's exhausted. Muffin Top, however, has plenty of fight left in her... until the guardian lashes out and whips her back, putting some distance between the two of them.
>Muffin's HP: 61%
>>25438644
Uh, reflect laser back with presumably magic ceremonial short sword.
>>25438644
Slash at the tentacles that pushed you.
Slash until there ain't nuthin left to slash.
Keep an eye on his horn too so we don't get hit by no laser shit.
>>25438644
Have John rest for a bit.
>>25438644
Well, I suppose it's time to play dodge the laser while attacking.
Throw the old book at it to distract it, then slice more limbs.
Maybe we could pick one of the torches off the wall and throw it? Not sure if Muffin can reach that far though.
>>25438856
>>25438879
Muffin Top turns to John.
"Take five, Mr. Shadow. I'LL handle this!"
And then she charges again, hacking and slashing at the guardian like it's going out of style.
...Um, like hacking and slashing is going out of style, I mean. Not like the guardian is. He probably went out of style decades ago anyway.
With its back quite literally to the wall, the guardian has no choice but to keep its distance. It tries to push Muffin Top back, but each attempt is met with a kukri slash. The guardian tilts its head, its ears twitching slightly, before its horn begins to glow once more.
>>25439099
Knife's glowing, don't get stabbed in the back.
>>25439099
Use the dagger as a shield.
>>25439099
Tackle him, he might be trying to stab daring.
>>25439099
jump
>>25439124
This. Muffin and Daring are both targets.
>>25439099
He's levitating the dagger and not charging his beam. Don't waste time and just jump at him trying to tackle and stab him.
>>25439124
With what?
>>25439190
didn't see the dagger. Why the hell weren't we carrying it!?!
>>25439196
because players are stupid
>>25439196Because when Muffin was holding the bloody dagger in her hoof all menacing, I didn't expect her to just drop it. That's like the third time this has happened, too.
Inept, we never gave a command to drop the dagger. It was in our possession and it should have gone into our inventory.
>>25439298
>we never gave a command to drop the dagger
neither to keep it ^:)
>>25439285
>>25439298That is exactly what this >>25437600 was for.
>>25439124
>>25439151
>>25439165
Muffin Top's intuition tells her something bad is about to happen. Without even fully knowing why, she jumps and charges at the guardian. Its concentration is successfully broken, and something behind Muffin Top and John clatters to the floor. But the guardian doesn't appreciate the interruption. Its countless limbs grab and bind Muffin Top, squeezing her and pinning her hooves in place.
"Aaugh...! Let... go of... me...!" Muffin Top wheezes.
>>25439334
Struggle
>>25439334
You never said that we were dropping the other weapon.
>>25439334
You and I both know that's bullshit.
>>25439334
Can John retrieve the feather?
>>25439334
Bite him.
>>25439334
How well can John handle objects in semi-darkness? He should try throwing the torch at the guardian. And lashing him with his whip.
Hour-long interruptions suck, don't they? Good thing I didn't miss much.
>>25439348
>>25439381
Muffin Top struggles as much as she can, but with her limbs pinned and her body suspended in the air, she can't work up enough momentum to free herself. Each time one of the guardian's limbs tires, or she manages to bite it, it simply retracts, leaving several others to bind her in its place.
>>25439368
>>25439681
John looks down at the various objects littering the floor around him.
'As long as it's dark enough for me to hold my form, I can move things. But I'm drained... I don't think I'll be able to move much right now.'
Behind John, the spidery demon aims its horn at Muffin Top and begins charging the guardians' finishing move...
>>25440068
If only there were a knife on the ground?
>>25440068
pick up the torch and throw it at the ghoul?
>>25440068
Stick the torch in its guts.
>>25440095
>>25440097
John's eyes fall onto the torch. He glances back at the guardian's exposed organs.
'Of course...'
Muffin Top's struggles grow more frantic as the guardian charges its deadly attack. She tries to kick and thrash her hooves, but to no avail.
"No... Let... go...!"
And, to her surprise, it does just that. Muffin Top yelps as she falls to the ground, a bizarre hissing groan filling her ears before she can even hit the ground. When she comes to her senses and looks back, she sees John, impaling the guardian's exposed guts on her fallen torch. The stench of burning meat and vomit assaults Muffin Top's nostrils as the burning carcass falls back, wailing and writhing under the withering heat.
>>25440548
Don't give it chance to recover. Body slam it, then cut its head off.
>>25440548
And then, it appears that the gases trapped in the guardian's swollen intestines reach a critical temperature, at which point...
>KABOOOOOM!!
..They combust.
>>25440571
Add the dagger to inven. I don't want that abused by any more bullshit.
>>25440571
Should we cut whatevers left over into little pieces?
>>25440571
Gross.
>>25440571
If I could find my "brutal.png" I'd post it.
Make sure that niggas dead, and if so finish releasing daring.
>>25440582
"Mr. Shadow, make sure that thing's legs don't get back up, okay?"
John gives a resolute nod and monitors the corpse (or, the half of it that's left) while Muffin Top returns to the column and secures the dagger. Then, she goes to Daring Do.
'...Oh, right.'
>SACRIFICIAL DAGGER added to inventory
>>25440592
>>25440624
Muffin Top returns to John and sheepishly offers him the shackle key.
"On second thought, could you please unlock those other two chains? I... hehe... can't really reach them."
John gives her a somewhat unamused look.
'Really?'
Nonetheless, the specter takes the key and goes to unlock Daring Do, leaving Muffin Top alone with the fallen guardian.
'I better make sure this thing doesn't get back up again... But how? This dagger is pretty sharp, but a kukri is better for chopping...'
>>25440822
Since its whole upper half is gone, chopping is probably better. I don't want to take chances with the dagger.
>>25440822
Use the kukiri to chop into pieces and then use the torch on the pieces.
>>25440822
Reclaim the feather.
>>25440822
chop up vital organs into a fine pâté
>>25440822
chop chop
>>25440843
>>25440870
>>25440991
>>25440997
Muffin Top busts out her trusty kukri for what must be something like the 683rd time by now. She has no qualms at all about turning this monster's corpse into tartare... Not that she knows what tartare is, but if she had to come up with a definition on the fly, it'd be "this monster I just turned into mincemeat." Not that she knows what THAT is either, but... You know what? Never mind.
John, meanwhile, uses his long, hooklike arm to undo the upper shackles in the column. First the left... then the righ-
>THUD!
'Oh, dear. I did not wish to do that.'
>>25441031
Put Daring on our back, and let's get her our of here.
>>25441031
Check on daring then.
>>25441031
Acquire pone.
>>25441031
Pone!
>>25441031
what type of monster has muffin top become
desecrating a corpse
even if it a reanimated corpse
>>25441229
You'd chop bodies up too if they had a habit of not staying dead.
>>25441247
I'm gonna agree. This isn't so much insanity as it is insurance.
>>25441042
>>25441043
>>25441077
>>25441197
Once she's satisfied that the guardian isn't going to be getting back up, she goes to check on John, who she sees has succeeded in getting her fallen friend down from the column.
"Daring... I'm sorry it took me so long."
Muffin Top kneels down and scoops up Daring Do, easily hefting the lightweight pegasus onto her back once more.
"Come on... We're getting out of here. Together."
>>25441295
I guess we're heading for the exit. At least we get to go down the stairs this time.
>>25441295
is there any of that health potion left
like maybe just a couple drops in the bottom of the bottle, and hopefully not much backwashcause that would just be nasty
also what's going to happen next?
there's no way we can simply walk out of here
>>25441295
You look a little green in the face there, Daring.
>>25441295
Ask john to look around. Anything else here?
>>25441295
are we sure that is really Daring Do and not a ghoul in a disguise?
>>25441338
>>25441350
"Mr. Shadow, do you have any ideas about what we should do next? Do you see anything else in here?"
John shrugs.
'You have dropped many of your belongings. Perhaps it would be wise to retrieve some of them...?'
>>25441453
Let's pick up our shit then.
>>25441461
As Muffin Top looks around for the plot, she notices several of her items on the floor and promptly retrieves them.
>LUCKY TOTEM added to inventory
>STICKY QUETZAL FEATHER added to inventory
>TORCH added to inventory
It looks like everyone's gone to bed, so we might as well stop for now. I might actually keep running this since we're so close to the end.
Anyway, please leave feedback, and thanks for playing!
>>25441671
Sleep tight, fat pone.
>>25441671
Sleep Tight, Sleepychub.
>>25441671
g'night
I can only imagine what horrors await our a bit less than plucky adventurerhave you had a chance to play fallout 4 yet, inept?
>>25441990
Is Inept a Fallout fan?
Also I doubt it, her being stuck with MSPaint and a ball mouse makes me think that she doesn't exactly have the most powerful PC.
bemp
>>25441671
so close
>>25443220
Yes I am.FO2 is best FO.
>>25441990
Not yet. I know how it ends thanks to some asshole though.
Anyway, Threshold died so I guess we'll continue this instead.
When will Muffin conquer her greatest foe?
>>25443268
>>25441652
I'm not really sure what we should do now.
>>25448398
I dunno, everything's still fucked in town, and I don't know if we can leave.
>>25448172I know how it ends thanks to some asshole though.that kinda sucks but if there's one thing the internet is good it it's spoiling stuffI'm enjoying survival mode but really want it to be harderand also lost two hours of play thanks to a corrupt savefile
>>25441652
what's John see?
So at this point, as far as I know, we defeated every guardian, and the only enemy left is the mict. Which is the entity we need to destroy to lift the curse anyway.
The question is, how are we going to get to it?
>>25448576
I'm assuming he's just impressed by Muffin's chopping abilities
>>25448576
Probably the cut up guardian. He was taking down Daring Do when we did that.
>>25448408
>>25448593
We're probably going to have to sacrifice somebody in order to get to the Mict and defeat it, and unless we can find another monster running around or a way out of the temple, we've probably completely destroyed our alternatives to daring.
>>25448229Never. I'm not THAT cruel.
>>25448650
That's what I was thinking (and fearing)
Oh well. I'll just go to sleep and let you 'muricans deal with this. I hope you can save Daring and don't get a bad end.
Toodles.
>>25448650
Maybe there's another phoenix down in this temple somewhere? I'd prefer that Daring get out over us.
>>25448683
Another? I don't remember finding a first one.
>>25448732
There was a health potion that we drank.
>>25448736
Health potion =/= phoenix down.
I think we should try finding the temples actual entrance, or a way outside if we aren't going to stab Daring.
If we can get out and find another monster we can sacrifice it instead of Daring horse and maybe put Daring somewhere safe.
>>25448398
>>25448408
>>25448593
>>25448823
After much deliberation, Muffin Top and John decide to go and look for an exit. They leave the sacrificial chamber behind and head back to the long stairwell.>BAMF!
>>25449218
Why did you make us drop Daring?
>>25449218
>Daring on our back
>Next scene, Daring suddenly not on our back
>Loud noise from the sacrificial chamber
>>25449224
Muffin Top glances over her shoulder. Why did she suddenly have a bad feeling she'd dropped Daring? Daring's right there on her back! What a silly filly that Muffin Top is.
>>25449263
I guess we should check it out then?
>>25449263
Somethings in the chamber.
>>25449263
can we see what made that sound from here?
>>25449272
>>25449299
>>25449404
Muffin Top turns back towards the sacrificial chamber.
'What was that noise? It sounded like something teleporting... uh-oh.'
Muffin Top dashes back to the chamber entrance and peeks inside. In the dim glow of the magical torches, she can see movement in the center of the chamber.
It's the faceless guardian.
Or, what's left of it. Everything past its withers is little more than mangled, burnt flesh, and the backs of its hollow skull and snaking limbs are scorches nearly black. On shaking limbs and flickering magic, the tattered creature drags its bloody carcass up onto the column that Daring Do was shackled to.
>>25449604
Attach the feather to the totem and be ready to spawncamp that bitch.
>>25449604
maybe we should start our way out of this hell
>>25449604
Shit, it's going to sacrifice itself.
>>25449604
I want to get off Mr Mict's wild ride.
>>25449632
>attach the feather to the totem
Why is this our weapon of choice again? Wouldn't sticking it to the kukri or dagger be more practical? Or combining it with the torch and the bottle to make a molotov cocktail?
>>25449604
maybe try to destroy the alter
>>25449654
>>25449656
>>25449707
Muffin Top backs away from the door.
"Run!!"
Muffin Top dashes past her ghostly friend, who watches her with a puzzled look on his face.
'Run? From what?'
Then, the temple begins to rumble once more. Louder and more violently than ever before. The sound of immense stones cracking and crumbling cuts through the air like claps of thunder as a blinding light spills out of the chamber.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e9a5F_1SQ1I
>>25449994
Move dat ass.
>>25449994
Translation please.
>>25449994
>>25450057
>YES!
>YES!!
>>25450009
Muffin and John run for their lives (at least metaphorically in John's case), nearly tripping down the shaking staircases several times. The temple walls are crumbling all around them, including beneath their hooves!
Up ahead, Muffin Top sees a hole in the wall leading outside. She can't believe her eyes!
>>25450189
Crawl through that shit
>>25450189
I guess John can't follow outside
>>25450189
This place is a pyramid right? Get the fuck out and run down.
>>25450238
Unless it's nighttime.
>>25450189
Go through the hole.
>>25450255
>This place is a pyramid right?
Technically it's a ziggurat.
>>25450326
Close enough
>>25450198
>>25450255
>>25450324
Muffin Top dives for the hole, her fat rump just barely managing to wriggle through it. The much skinnier John would have less trouble, but it's still daytime... isn't it?
'...There is no sunlight...'
John doesn't have much to fear from collapsing rubble, but as long as he can stick by his plump partner, he will. He easily slips through the hole and waves to the waiting Muffin Top.
"Sh-showoff..."
Just then, something like an explosion can be heard from the top of the temple.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ED0_uV3SVG0
>>25450512
down down down
>>25450512
that MT was able to fit through with DD on her back is truly impressive
but now's not the time for that
quickly survey the area to find some kinda covering (trees, cave, building) and head toward it quickly
>>25450565
>>25450605
Muffin Top and John half-run and half-fall down the sloped side of the ziggurat. Luckily, the base of the ascended temple is not too far from the mine, offering the tired duo some cover.
"What do we do now...?!" Muffin Top asks her friend.
John doesn't have a good answer.
'We pray.'
At that point, the duo hear a booming, non-equine voice calling out for them:
"̵̷̕C̶O̵̡͠N͜FU̵҉҉S̨͜E̢D̴̛ ͘C̷̴H́I̧L̷̢D̸͜.̕.̸̀.̢ ̸͜W̨̢H͡Y̶ ̡D̕O ̸͢YOU͠ ͡FĹ̵͟EE̕͝҉ ̷҉A͏͞F̶T̴̕͝É̢͢R͜͞ ̛A̢L̢͘L͟͏ ̶̛͜YO̷U ̧H̶͟A̧V̶͝E ͘͟͠D̶͠O҉̨͞Ń̛͞E̷͜ ̴̷T̸̕O͏͠ ͠C̷̡͏A̧̨͘Ĺ͞L̷ ̵M̵̕É͘͢?̧̕͠"̶̧͘
>>25450941
Mostly because of the collapsing temple.
>>25450941
what about Daring? is there anything we can do for her?
>>25450986
"͝T̸H̴E͠R͏͟E̛ ́́IS̡ ͏N̡O͞T̴̷H͏͟I̵ŃĢ̢̛ ̶T͏̨Ò͟ ́F̧̛͜E̕A͡R͘ ̴̵N̛O̧W̨."́͜I think everyone went to bed. Pausing here.
>>25451521
what the hell is talking?
>>25451521
Stick the feather to the kukri.
>>25451563
the Mict, afaik
let's ask it about stuff
You're not dying on my watch.
>>25451572
Muffin Top sticks the gummy feather to her kukri. The blade seems to glow with a faint light.
>>25451563
Muffin Top peeks over the rocky formation to see who or what is speaking to her, but the owner of the voice is too far away for her to see.
"̶҉A͢͞T͠ ̴͠L͢È҉A̡͢S̛̕T̷̕͠, ̀͝I̢ ͢͝Ş̴҉Ę͠E̕͝͠ ͝Y̸̕O̴̴U͜R̴ ̴̡͝F̶̧͞ACE.̶͟..҉́ ͟͞Y̸O̷U͜͞ ̷̶͟HA҉V͟E̶͡ ͜͝͞M̀Y SI͘N̵͝C̨͘͞ÈRE̛S͢͝T҉̧͟ ̡̛G҉R̶͡ÀT̶͘͞I̧͝҉T͟U͜DE ̨̡F͠Ǫ̸R̵̨͞ ̧̡͟H̷E̸̛ĻPI̴̛N͘G ̷Ţ̀Ǫ҉ ̶̴͞B́͟R͢ING̨͞ ̵͝ME B̡̢̀A̡̕͝CK̷ ͏T͜͟͟O̶͟ ̀T̀͘HE̸ SU̸R̴͢͟FA̧͞C̴̶̛E̢̛. T̶EL͘L͘͡ ̢́ME͠ WHA͟͢T̡̀͢ ̶͞I̵͠T̴̨͏ I̛͜S̸͠ ̛Y̕O̕Ų̀͞ ̨̛̀D͝ES̵I̢RE.҉̢"͘͢
"What I desire...?" Muffin Top asks.
̡"̨̢͝HĄV̸̢E͡ YO͞Ų ͘F̵͜O̴͠RG̛̀͢O̸͟T͜͢T̶͘E͏̀͟N̵̵͡?̶̡ ̛̀Ş́͠Ţ͡A̧҉N͏̴͞D B͜͟E͜FƠ̢̨R̡E̢ ̡̀̕M͝E̡,̴ ̶͟͝AND͢ ̸̧͟I ̶̛S͝H̷A̷͏L҉̧̢L ͏̀M̸̷̢A҉̀K҉͝Ȩ̀͞ ͢Y̧͘͟ƠU̵͝R̶ D̡̀͟RȨ̧͜À̵̛M̶ ́͡R̕̕É͢͏ALÌ̶͞TY.͜ ̢́͘Ỳ͜Ǫ̴͜U̵҉R͞ ̴S̕̕E̢RV̕͟I̕C҉͢͞E͞S̀ ҉̷͝D͟E̵̡Ş͜E̷̸R̸̴V҉͏E͏ ̸T̨͠O BE ̸Ŗ͜EW̢͘A͝҉R̵D̴̷̴E̵͠D."̧͘
>>25459364
WORLD DOMINATION
>>25459364
Res Daring
>>25459364
Daring coming COMPLETELY back to life and not be under his control.
>>25459416
She was partially responsible for freeing him after all.
>>25459364
to not be so pudgy and be more brave, cunning and strong
just like my hero Daring Do
>>25459364
A mammoth
>>25459387
Manray pls
>>25459364
i wonder if we let it know daring was also responsible for helping it he might help her out and give us a wish?
>>25459409
>>25459416
"I want Daring Do back, alive and not under anypony's control."
"̛͟͡D̶́À͡Ŕ̛͏I̧̡͝N͢G҉̨͡ ͘D̴͟Ǫ̸͞?̛"͡
Muffin Top glances at the pegasus she's carrying on her back. "My friend, Daring Do. She's the bravest, coolest, and nicest pony I know, and one of the monsters in that temple killed her! If you can make dreams come true, then my dream is for her to be alive again!"
The being atop the broken temple pauses. "̵I͝ C̷͘͟AN ̢͢G̡̛R̢͡͡Á͢N̨T ̸̛T̸͡͏H̨I͏S͠ ̷͢WÍ͏S̵͟͝H̶.̵̵͡.̢͜͞.̵́ ̶̴F̴̨̕O҉R͝ ̛A͝͏ ͢P̢R̴I͠CE͏."̷͟
"A price...?"
̶̛
̡͜"͞M̕Y͘ ́T̴̛͏R͏͠A̧͠͠N͘SÍ̡͟T̨I͞ON̸͞ ̨I̛NT̶͢O ͝T̷Ḩ̶I͏͜S ̀͠͝WÓR͏̸ĻD̷ I͘͟͟S̢͠Ǹ͝҉'͝T͟ ͠C̡̕O̢M̡͘PL̢È̴TE͞.͢͏ Y̴͠Ờ͡U̢R̡ ́DA̛R͠I͟NG͘͡ DƠ͢ ̛́W̛͢Ơ̸͠U͜͠L̛D̸̀͞ ̛BE͏̛ ͜͞IDEA̡͡L͘ ̧F̧̕O̶̴R̛ Ţ̵͝H̵̕҉A҉̧T͢ ̵P͟Ù͝͡Ŗ͜P̨O̷͞S͡E̡͜.̷͜ ͏͡͡I͏͜F͏ ̷̡̛YO̸͞U ̢͟͝W̢A̵͜N͘T̸ H̡E͏̨Ŗ T̕O̴ L̶IVE͘͜ ͢A̵G̷͡A͟͏I͟͝͠N͢͏,̸͏ ̀I̷ ̡͟R̶͟EQU̸I̕R̶Ę͝ ͘͞Á̕ Ļ̛͘Į̵̛F̨E̷͜ ̸͜Ę̕Q̡͞ŲAL ҉͠Ţ̡O͞ ̀͝HE̸̷̛Ŕ͟S̷̷̢ I͏̛N ͡E͘X̡͘C̵̶H̵̨A̧͢͜NG̕͢҉Ę̕͠.̵͜"͟
Muffin Top's stomach ties itself in knots. "Whose life?"
͟͡
̛̕"̕TH̵̡̨I̡͠S͏ T̶͝͠O͏WN̢͏̡ ҉̸̸I̷S̷̵ ̶D҉E͢͡A͘D̀͢͟.̸ Ţ̶͝HȨ̡ ͝B̶L̶Ǫ̵͢Ǫ́D H͞͠Ȩ̨RÉ ̛̕H͘͏ĄS̸͜͠ ̵L͏҉͟O̵͏N̴͏G̡ ͜Ś̨I͢ŅC͏Ȩ̕ ̸͡R̨U̧҉̴N͠ D́͢R̷̨Ý͢͝. ̡T͢͞HÈ ̸̶ÒN҉L̶͏̵Y҉ ̡̕F̷́͞ŖE̛͢S̷҉̷H ̴LI̶F̡̀E ̀͏T̡͡HA҉T̕ ̛̛̀ŔE̴͞M̴AI̶̕N͟͠S͏͜͡ ͝NƠ̕͝W̢͞.̕̕.̀. ̢͜I̸S ̴Ỳ͠O̴͘U̸R͟S͝.́͝͏ I̴Ş͞ ̡YO͢Ù͠͠Ŕ҉ ̵͟͜FR̶IE҉̕Ǹ̢͠D̢͘'̸S̀͠ ̡͏L͞͠͝IF̡͞E ̷͟͠W̴̶O̴Ŗ́T̡H̨͘ ̷M̵Ó͜͝R̷̡E̢͟͠ ̵̸T͏̷̕H͘͢͢A̶̡N̴͘ ͞YƠ̧ÚR̴̢ ̷͟O̧͝͠W͘͞͞N͏̵?̸̧"̡
>>25459856
Bruh, get a haircut.
>>25459856
Nah
>>25459856
Are you sure?
>>25459856
You look pretty alive.
>>25460237
Lovecraftian monsters can be deceiving.
>>25459856
Even if I say no you're not getting her body, so start looking for another option.
>>25459988
>>25460082
>>25460237
>>25460277
Muffin Top thoughtfully glances back at her friend's body.
"...No."
"Y̷O̶U͏̡ ̵̛C͞H̶ƠÓ͟S͡E̵͠ ̀͡͠L͜I̸F͡E̸ ̵͘O̕͘V̶̴͠E̡R͞ ͏͢Y͢͡͠O͜UR̢͘ ̵F̷RÌ͠ȨN̶D̶̸?̵ T̶͘HÈŅ ̀͢SH̶Ȩ͝ ͜͡Ş͡͞H̸̛A̢͢L̶L̶̕ ̀͠R̡̀͘E̸͠MA̧͠I̢͡N̷ ̢͡DĘ̀Ą͞D͘.҉"
"I'm not giving myself OR her to you! You look like you're in this world enough now! Why do you need us?"
"̧̧͜M͢͏I̸̧N̡̢̢Ḑ͠ ͞͏Y̶O͏̴U̸̧R͞ ͡͏T͜͠O̸̕N̷G̴̶͞U͠҉E,͢͠ E͜A͜R͢͝Ţ̸H͡ ̀͟M͞A̷̧͟R̛Ę͡͞.̴͟ ҉҉T҉͢͢HE͢͟҉ ̷̡͞R̸̷͘I̡͠͠T̨͞U̡A̡L͟ ̸̧͠W̢͘Á̶̕S̢͡ ̡̡̕C̨Ǫ̨M͢͟PL̴̴̀ET͡E͡D ͏͘A͟ḐE͟Q̧͘UA̛͘T̛Ę́̀L̢͘Ý̧̛,͠ ͘͡͡B͢͜͞Ų̡̡T̵͘ ̸N̡͜O̕T̨ ̛͟͠P͢͠RO͟͜P͟҉E͡R͏͟L̀͜͡Y̧͝͡.͝͝ ̷T͢͟͠H̶̀A̡҉T̀ I̷͏̕S̷̛ W͏̷H͢͟͜Ỳ̡͢ ̛Ì̢ R̸̴E͟Q̸U̢I̴R̸E M̵͟͝OR҉̷E͡ ͜L͝IF͘É̢͞. ̨͡I̷̡̨F ̢͟Y͝OU̧ ̀́W͟͠I̸L̷̨L̨ ̕҉͟Ń̢O͟͞Ţ͜҉ ̛P̢͞R̀O͠V̶I҉͞D̵E͠ ̧IT̸̢̡, ̕T̵̴H͝E͢͠҉N̷̛̛ ̶̵I ̵͏S̴H̶AL̢L ̢͘S̵̡̛EȨK̛҉͠ Ì̕҉T ҉͟ELS̸͝͠E͠͏Ẃ̡H̷͢͡E͏̛R̛E͢.̧"͘
>>25460499
If he needs more life then does that mean Daring is still alive?
>>25460499
Alright then, bye.
>>25460499
The answer is still no.
>>25460499
Then seek it elsewhere then you buffoon.
>>25460499
Fine, had more than enough of your shit anyway. Go get blasted by the elements or whatever.
Are we really gonna do this?
Are we gonna take the 'fuck this' ending?
Really?
>>25460499
We need to stab that eye with the feather. That sounds easier said then done.
>>25460763
I hope not, since that would likely spell eternal doom on Equestria.
>>25460763
Are you upset and not going to oppose anon? :^)
>>25460499
Cool story. I still have a wish though, so how about you and yours don't fuck with me in the future and we call it square.
Also, you must destroy stairs whenever you come across them.
>>25460787
>not going to oppose anon?
Why? no one will listen to me.
>>25460763
You don't make deals with the devil, they're always monkey's paws.
He needs a body to manifest, of course the dumbest thing we could do is give him one.
>>25460847
>of course the dumbest thing we could do is give him one
But we are an earth pone, not being dumb is ooc
>>25460546
>>25460556
>>25460559
"Then go seek it elsewhere!"
Once again, the entity atop the temple is silent for a moment.
"҉̕.̧.̀͘.Y̶̧̕O͠Ư͜ A͏̵̶R̛E̢ ̨́A͞ ̨P̵Ù͞ZZĹ̵IN̨͏͡G̶͢ ͟C̛̀͜R̵Ę͜AT̕͘UR̢͡E.̶́̀ I̶̴̛T̴ ̶̢͝IS̕҉̨ ̷̴B̛E͟͢͠C̷AÙ͠͞S͢E̶͝ OF́͡ ͢Y͏O̧͜U͠͞ ͏ŢHAT͝ ̧̀I̕ ̴̛A̧M̸͡ ̀͜F͟͝R҉̸̢Ę͏E̢͡ ͠ONC̨̧E̕ ̛͜͠M͟͞Ò̷̶Ŗ̸̛E͜,̷̸ YE̡͘T̕ ͡YOU̴͘ ҉̵A̶̕C̷͡T͡͠ ҉̕I̵͝N͟ ͘͞DE͏͜͝FĮA̕͡͡N͝C҉E͢ ̀O͝F́́ ̶M͟Y̛͜ ́W̕I̡͟͡S̛͢HE̷̡̡S͏̧.̴"̶
Then, in a fluid yet somehow quiet jerky motion, the creature makes its way down the pyramid.
̵
"̢VȨ҉R҉͠Ỳ̸ ̀͜͡W҉͘͞E̡̨̡L̛҉L̵̴̀.͏͝ ̧E̴͜͜Ņ͟͝J́͞Ǫ͢͝Y҉ ̨͜͝R͠ÓŢ͏T͏͟I̵͞N̢G̨͢ ̧҉W͜I̵͘T͟͠H ҉T̴͜H̸̢͟E̸ ́O̢͜T̶̡̧H̨͡Ę̴R͘͘͟ LO̡͝ST̵ ̀S̵̨Ò̀͝Ú͢͞Ļ͏S̷ ̸͞ÍN҉͝ ̷̷T̸H͜͢I͏̷̶S̵̡͘ ̶͏͡T̸̕O͜W̴N̴̸.͏̧"͢
Muffin Top and John prepare for the worst, but the pony-shaped thing ignores them. Instead, it passes the mine, making its way back towards El Pace.
'Where is she going...?' Muffin Top wonders. 'It looks like she's heading for the train tracks...'
Muffin Top's eyes widen in realization.
'Oh crap! She really IS going to look elsewhere! Probably the next town!'
>>25460912
Well follow her, we have stabbing to do.
>>25460912
Good job wasting that moment. Now she'll be more cautious around you, if you can even keep up to her. Follow her, you need to stab her in the eye with that feather.
>>25460918
>>25461130
Muffin Top and John pursue the monstrosity, but stealth isn't on their side. It notices them long before they can get close.
"̵H̕͜A͠͞V͟Ȩ̵̕ ̷̷̡Y̵͜͝OU͟ ̕҉C̛͝H̴̛A̸҉N̨͡͠G͏̵̧Ę̷͢D̸͟ ̡Y̸OÚ͟R̕ ͏́M͠͝I͟͏N͘͡͠D̵͢?̶͞"͟
Muffin Top glowers. "No."
̧͜
̶҉"̷T̵̴HEN̵̛͡ W̡͜H҉̡Y ̶DO͝ YO͢U ̴C̴͠O̶NT̷̛I͝N̵̸͢Ư͞E̕͝͞ ͟T͟Ò̵̕ TE҉S̨T̵ M̴̵Y ̵P̵̀̕A̶͟T͠҉́I̴E͡͞N̶̴͡C̸͡E?̷"
>>25461350
Because we love you and we want to get married to you obviously
>>25461350
Because it's funny to annoy you.
>>25461350
Ask about what it is. If we approach with curiosity we might be able to get close enough to attack it.
>>25461350
We've got something to "show" her.
>>25461350
We're just heading in the same direction. Wouldn't Micty enjoy a little company after all that time away?
>>25461405
>>25461518
>>25461528
Muffin Top thinks quickly, a plan forming in her head.
"Mr. Shadow, play along." she quickly whispers, before turning back to answer the question she was given: "I'm sorry, I don't mean to be a bother... It's just that I'm going the same way as you, and I thought you might like the company."
"̛҉CO͘M҉͠PA͘͝Ǹ̨Y̧̨?"͟
"Y-Yes..." Muffin Top answers, cautiously approaching the black, pony-shaped mass. "I'd like to show my love and devotion to... your cause. I even have something special to show you. If you want, I mean..."
̵̨"̸I͢ ̢͞S͏È̷̵E̴͡.̛͏҉.͏͏.̷͘ ̸W̡͘H͡҉A͝T҉ ̨͞Ì̶S͝ I̷T ̸͞Y͞҉O͡U͘͝ ̕HA̶VE͟ ̡͝T̕O̶͡ ̕҉O̶F͝F҉̡E̷͞R͠ ̸̢ME̷͟?́͏"͜͠
>>25461673
Clearly our Daring Do book.
The magic of adventure will make him want to save her.
>>25461718
It could gain knowledge of the modern world.
>>25461729
and be distracted.
>>25461673
It's a totem with mysterious powers. Please examine it closely while I bury this sword in your face.
>>25461673
our virginity
>>25461751
>offer to carry its child as its vessel in exchange for darings life
>it agrees
>modern equestria has abortion clinics
:^)
>>25461768
trolld2deth
>>25461673
"This feather. In your eye."inb4 it doesn't work because this seems way too easy for an Inept game
>>25461786I can't imagine it actually knows we have the feather.
>>25461786
We have to get much closer first
>>25461673
So... you ever try not being evil? Pretty fun.
>>25461718
>>25461729
>>25461735
"I have this book. It contains incredibly valuable information."
"͏̶W͝H͢͡A̡T̀ ̧K̵̢̕I͟ND͏ ͏̕͜OF̴͢ ͡VĄ͘L͢͠U̧͞AB͞L̕E͜ ͟I͘͜N̴F̛̕Ơ͞R̸͡͠M̧͢AT͡͏IO̷͟͠N͏͟͟?̛"͘
>>25462092
>SKLURCH!
"How to kill a big black BITCH, for one!"
"̵̢̡̞̗̥̥̜̪͖̦̘̳͉͉̗͎̝̥̤̀͘A͙̱̤̭̺͎͖̼͟Ą̴̴̛̳̮̯̼̦͓͎̦̫͓̠͉̯̪̙̜͚A̸̘̻̝͈̯̣͍͖̹̼̫̲̥͕͚̙͢͡͝ͅĄ̰͖̤̞̣̠̮̩̜͢͟͜A̶̡̢̖͔̩̮̲͖̘̜͢Á̵̞̲͖̥͉̮̲̳̦̥͙̭̤͕̜̬̗̗A̴̛̗̲̩̥̘̪̱̘͟͝A̛̤̟̜̦̥̪̪̖̬͚͇̭͚̤̤͚̯̕͟͠͠A̴̝̯͖͇̩̖̖̞̫͔̼͚̗̻̦̲̠̝͠͡A̴̧̨͉͙̠̖̜̤͖̬̥̤͜ͅA̶̷̫̳̫͍̭͓̦͓̳̝̜͕̗̣̪͉ͅA̸̳͔͖͉͙͟͝A̷̧͎͈̣͈͙͞ͅÀ̴̷̱̣̼̝͚̗͙̝͉̜̬̪͚̩̰̠̘̤̟͞A̷̡̳̜͇͚̝̺̥̝̻͠͡A͕͇̱̤̗̗̥̗͢͝A̬͕̱̯̯̝̜͟͝Ḁ̴̵̻̞͎̺͓̲̕͘A̶̳̲͇̟͖̜̮̙͖̥̻̯͝A͏̵̜̙̠͍̳̮̼͖́ͅA̧̭͖̲̞͖͔̯͇͕̝̰̙̗̪̱̤͘͜͢ͅĄ̶̢̝͎͚͎̥͇͚͙͠Ą̺̳̻̞̱̖͉͍͖͙̮̪̩̦̼̤̕͢͡ͅA̕͝҉̣͉̖̹͇̦͈̞̻͙̣̤̮̦͙̣̻͠Ą̵̠̮͔̫̜͖͕͇A̷̸͉̪͇̖̩̰̰͖̖̻Ą̨̞͖͈̼̺͉̤̯̹̤̱͕̩̥͔͝A̷̶͟҉̟̼̪͎͕̫͔̼̘̼̥̖ͅA̷̛͜҉̞͖̜͇̝̪͓͓̹̭Ą́͠҉̼̤͎̲̼̲̠ͅẠ̶̸̯̞̦͙͈͍̠̩̥͙̜͍̭͓̀A̴̡̹̦̰͎̝̙̳͔̳̳̼A̶̻̭̰͈̖̟̟̼̺̗͚͍̠̩͚̱̞͢͠ͅÁ͈͇̠̬̦̣̜̻̖̻͝͝ͅR̶̶̡̟͓̦̖̪̯̗̻̟̖̩̬̗̹͚̣ͅĢ̴͖̗͓̣͕̱̗̻̝͇̺̕͢͞H̶̜̱̪̜̫͝!̝͚̟̝̥̜̤́̕͢͞!̶҉̵̲͈̙͎͕̣̩̭̤̻̙̟̺̜̱͓̫!̴̧̲͓͖͚͓̣͚͖͢ͅ!̶͏̧͙̗̪̞̰͍͎̳̜̻͉̯͠!̸̫͍̣̯̀!̀͏̴̩̯̫͖̫̱͈̳ͅͅ!͘͠͏͇̤̰̹̝̗͞!͏̡̟͔̠̜͎̬͔̼̱̝̘̲̤̕͜"̸̷̖̰̰̱̟̭͚̗̱
>>25462110
wow rude
>>25462110
#rekt
>>25462110
Think I'm gonna side with the mict on this one, he was just trying to read a book.
>>25462110
dont bleed on my book.
>>25462133
Dude it already has a knife through it.
>>25462165
w-we can fix it
>>25462110
No sequels for you.
I just wrote you out.
I'm the editor and you just got cut.
>>25462110
We should probably step back.
>>25462180
Yo, nice puns.
>>25462110
>>25462180
>>25462190
Muffin Top and her assault of blade and puns is interrupted by an immense force throwing her back at John. A vicious, otherworldly roar cuts through the air.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DrnmjjZcLMs
>>25462366
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=veQsuVivOFQ
>>25462366
"͕̜̰̫͠Y̵͎̻̕O͍̺͉̮̬͓͚͝͡U̹͘ ͙̳̺͚͔̖̮̞F͏͉̰A̡̗͙̮̥T͈̳̪͍̪ ͘͏͏͖̮F̘̣̻͍̳̙͇̹O̧̦̥̞̹̦̺̼̦͚͢O̷͎͎L͕͕̖̜̥͢͢͠!͏̻̝͍͚̠̣̝̹͜ ̧͉̜͉̪͢Y̶͎͉̻̹̦͎̝̰̖O̲͕͠͞U̡͖̗̞ ̶̠̤͎̕A̯͎̬̹͙͓̜̭͘N̤̫̤̠̖͠D̷͙̭̳̹̦̩́͡ ̴̴̙͈͔̰̳͉̰͇T̵̩́̕H̛͓E͏͏̝͙̜ ̠̱̫̬̲R̺̱͈̲̗̱̼̤E̴̤̜̩͍͚̘͟S̨̲̺̺̺̻̬͖͔̠Ṭ̴ͅ ̤̹̝O̢͔̲F̶̨͎̮͝ͅ ͚͈̜̩̰̲͜͞T͖̯̦́͝H͇̤̬I̗͔͜S͕͞ ̤̞̼͍͞͝W̴̡͓͉͙͜O̜̪̦̹͇͚͈R̼̩̱̣̖͞͠Ḻ̷̵̻̮̱̰D͢͏͇̣̲ͅ ͏̦̰̼̖͖W҉̱̙͖I͉͔̼͎͚̬̗͎̘͜L̬̩͟Ĺ̶̨̺͉̫ ͚͉̭̠͘͠R̬̪̻̺̗͢͢͡U̫̼̜E̻̘̣̯ ̟͙͖͖T̠̬̤̱͝H̸̷̭̜͔̞͡ͅE̸̷͎ ̵̨̣͖D҉̥̼̻̳̖͟A̮͔̭̲̥̩̺̮͢Y͚͙̻͈͇̦͡ ̳͡Y̲̘̰͈̕͘͡O҉̵̞̪̝̫̮̻͟U̷͍ ̶̸̲̭̟̹̞̣W̡̨̙͚̰̦̹̹̘̭͟E̲͉̻͕̹̹͇͡Ŗ҉̺̭̰͍E̵̱͇̖̳̕͢ ͍̣̩͈̣̭̱̞B̮̩͇̬͓̘͍͝O̷̟͎̲͍̯R̤̗̙͔̪̠͞N̻̟̹̮̰̫ͅ!͇̣͚͎̙̩̠̕
>>25462383
no u
>>25462383
I got the impression that was your plan anyway, so that's hardly an escalation of threat.
Also, I'm big boned.
>>25462383
I dunno who you're callin' fat. You weigh like a thousand times more than me.
>>25462383
The lucky totem will save us!
>>25462383
Did you like the book, at least?
Aaaaaaand I need sleep. Stopping for now.
Tomorrow: The final boss's final form! Muffin Top and John versus the Mict!
>>25462438
Kay bye.
>>25462438
Night horrified muffin horse.
>>25462438
buh
>>25462438
Low HP and no MP. This fight is going to be brutal.
>>25462562
Get in touch with your inner bat.
>>25462587
What? You think I'm just gonna stand there and take it?
>>25462383
> My speed is greater, therefore I'm sure to win!
>>25462390
>>25462393
"I AM NOT FAT!!!!!!!"
While Muffin Top works herself into a frenzy (for combat purposes, of course), John takes a more tactical approach:
'So that's the demons' goddess? Celestia be praised that we have a way to fight her... but she's out of our reach! How can we strike her from down here?'
>>25467363
with the power of friendship
>>25467363
Being thrown like a football could work.
>>25467363
unequip daring do for now.
but make sure she doesn't just do whatever she wanted to do to Do while do is on the ground.
>>25467555
John gets an idea.
'The portly mare is certainly strong enough to throw me up there, but her hooves would pass right through me...'
>>25467611
Muffin Top sets Daring Do on the ground.
"You stay here, Daring Do. I can't afford to be weighed down. I've got a tall, ugly Mesoequestrian death nag to knock down a few pegs..."
>>25467793
Does john have any weird shadowy powers i dont remember?
where is a deus ex machina when you need it?
>>25467793
Is that black stuff on the ground where Muffin is standing a shadow? If yes, she should back up a bit again. If no, she maybe still should since it wasn't there before.
Can John make himself small and fit in a bottle or flask? Muffin could catapult him up then.
>>25467793
Well, in videogames you'd wait for the big beastie to attack and then strike the part that attacked you.
on that note, back out of whatever that is on the ground.
>>25467924
>>25467960
>WHAM!!!
Muffin Top leaps back just in time to avoid being flattened by what looks like a humongous black snake covered with whiplike tendrils and ugly growths. Its colossal teeth sink deep into the sand where Muffin Top was just standing.
>>25468149
Climb that arm.
I remember this game.
>>25468149
Its teeth are in the ground? Temporarily rooted! go for the eye!
>>25468149
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s9MQNSAXzQQ
You know what must be done.
Start humming a theme song.
Choreograph this ass beating.
>>25468149
If we run up that arm we should make sure to cut the tendrils in our way.
It's vaguely stair like appearance should further fuel our rage.
>>25468155
>>25468162
>>25468172
>>25468202
As angry as Muffin Top is, she suddenly has a moment of clarity.
'This thing is like her arm... That's it! I can reach her now!'
Muffin Top leaps up and charges up the massive serpent's body, much to John's shock.
'Where are you going?!'
"̧̨̯̰̪̩͈͉͎ͅÝ̸͈̳O͕̞̯͈̤̹͡͝U͏̲̜̣ ͕̠̹D̡̢̜͈͕̟̗̻͙̀ͅA͖̩̦R̴̞̙̀͢ͅÉ̗̻ ̠͘Ṭ̶̻͙͙̮Ó͍̻͔̱̳ ̦̟̺͞͝ͅͅͅL̖̠̤̖͇̯͇͝͝A̵̫͔͇̻͔͠Ỳ͉͔͝ ̡͉̯͈͔̱Y̺̦̻̹̙͇Ó̷͈̥͚̕ͅU͉̰̣̩̥̟̜͟Ṛ̗̺͍̯͇̬͝͠ ̸̸̥̼̥̰̗̪̹̬͝H̴̨̖̰̼͔̠̝͘O̻̩̻͞O̵̩̟̮͖͝V̳͚̦̠͖͘Ḛ͓͎͢S̨̻̙ ̥̪̟͈̼͟͞O̗̜̲̘͓͈͙N͏̢͕̞͓̘̘ ͏̧̳͈̼͉̗͘D̼̖̤̦Ḙ̹͙̻͚́A̹͓̯̘͜T͏̶̛̹̻̲H̜̱̳̞̺̠̮͟͡ ̩͎̳̣̮͎͓͡H̡͇̣̙̭̤̮̫͉͞E̡̧̡̞̦R̛͇͉̞͙͞S̮̫̜̲͟E̲͓Ḷ̨̲͖̤̗̯͜F͏̥͍̙̮̻͚̜ͅ?̵̞̩͔̩̰̝̖͓?̡̪͍"͜҉̺̠̝̩̠̫̲
As soon as Muffin Top sets her hooves on the cold, slimy scales of the great serpent, she suddenly hears voices. Hundreds, maybe thousands, crying out for her. Her burning anger is quickly replaced by that same cold terror from earlier, gripping her mind once more.
The terror of the chalices that sacrificed souls.
Of the eerie, silent grin of the shadow guardian.
Of that dark central chamber and the eternal staircase that lurked behind it.
Muffin Top shuts it all out. She narrows her focus down to the bare essentials. Stopping this monster. Saving Daring Do, El Pace, Equestria...
Muffin Top has to be brave.'When I was a chubby filly and the Sun was going down...'
Muffin Top deftly slices through tendrils and the smaller serpents that lunge at her.'The darkness and the Boogeymane would always make me frown...'
Muffin Top can run no further. She is not high enough yet!
>>25468449
Start stabbing at whatever you can reach.
>>25468449
cut at a face, maybe he can cut them free and weaken her.
>>25468449
Well, if you can't just run on the outside...
Lets check of Mufin can cut/pierce through it's 'skin' with a bladed weapons by cutting someplace nea, she might as well try using her pointy-stabbies as something to climb with. I mean, if it fails you still have a kukri lodged in, that she can pull AAAAALLL the way down with the weight of a fat pony.
>>25468487
>>25468501
>>25468532
Muffin Top attacks with her quetzal-powered kukri.
"̨̠̰̟̘̖͎̞̼͖̟͖͉̱͕̳͓́͠ͅÀ̴̷̝͓̤͍̼̺͇̞A͏͘͟͞҉̱̥̖̗͖̘̺̼͔̙Ŕ͞҉̰̙͉̙̰̖͈̰̻̰̺͠Ǵ̝͎̙̭͎͕̩̼̖̰̳͔͕͉̙̻̠̜͜H̷̡̜̫̯̤̙̣!̶̨͙͎̼̩́̀͘!̶̶̠̪̱͉͔̦͔̘̭̜̞̥͇̜̰͔͠!̴̼͚̜͖̣͇̗͖͈̠̜̥͚̻̘̮̱͇͡ͅ!̵̗͔̺͚̝̘̥͔̘͜ ̛͡͏̭̟̠͈̻̥͎͎͕̟̟͖̯͍̰̙͚̲͡B̢̜͍̮̘͘͢͜É̵̻͚̭̭̮̝̙̬̩͕͖̗͔̹̗̱̖̫̕̕G̵̛̦͖̠͇̘͍O҉͔̙̹̫Ņ̡̝̖̜̥̪͔̺̳̫̖̖̻͍͇͎͘̕͜ͅĘ̝̗̖̥͚͔͖͢,̴͕̳̙̼̝́́̀ ̳͓̲͕͔̥̠̝͝͠͝Y͏͏̷̢͖̥̰̤͘ͅO̢̝̼̠͙̣̜U͏̶̸̗͎̖̜̲͜͢ ̵̧̛̮̣͈̣̗̣̼̞̪̭́͜P͝҉͓̙̫͜E̸͞͞҉̩̬͈̹͉̩̩͓͓̦̕S̸̢̲͔̭͎͔̭̰̖̟̀͞ͅT̸̸̘̮̫͙̯̪͖̰͔̫̱̩͔̼̻̦͈̟̕̕!̨̛͎̻̝̠̭͕͚̻̥̝̺̙̟̬̮͚̤̕ͅ"̴̵͙̲͎̟̝̩̻́͢
Muffin Top tries to wriggle and cut with the blade, but the voices in her head are no longer calling for help. They sound like they're screaming in pain now!
"What-"
Muffin Top cries out as she's smacked in the side, right where she was stabbed with the dagger earlier. She cries out in pain as she is knocked into the air, plummeting several stories and crashing into the dusty ground below.
"AAAOOOOWWW!!!"
'Oh, NO!' John thinks, rushing to her aid.HP: 40%
Well. that wasn't the answer.
Any ideas John? Rules of nature didn't work out.
