The ending waspatrician
My father clapped
No, no it really wasn't. He should've been used in the last act, after being hyped so much since the beginning of the film. Instead we got him for 30 seconds.
>>63851558
You're wrong you fucking mormon
Star Wars the Kike Awakens review (and SPOILERS)
So, I just watched this piece of shit and I thought I'd review it while it's still fresh in my mind. Keep in mind I'm not a huge fan of Star Wars (I watched both trilogies and I liked them well enough but I'm not a nerd about it) and I expected this movie to be pretty mediocre because of all the feminism and multiculturalism shoved down your throath. But still watchable. I didn't go into the theater expecting anything wonderful. Just an ok movie.
Boy, was I wrong.
PRO:>The action scenes were finally made cool. Now when a laser hits someone, they don't just fall like the director just signed them to pretend they were hit. They get blasted 10 feet away with a gaping, fuming hole in their chest. Good.
>The dindu main character is a traitor and a thief (steals Luke's lightsaber). Just like Lando was a traitor and a hustler. Also, he's pretty much the only black character in the universe. Again. Star Wars confirmed unconsciously racist.
>I snuck candies and drinks into the theater.
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>>63851478
CONS:>The gurrlpower main character, which is the stereotype of the 15 year old white girl boring and annoying.
>The dindu main character, which had no reason to exist.
>The race-mixing implied romance, which was not only boring, devoid of any reason d'étre and predictable, but inconciliable with my national socialists beliefs. Heil.
>The old characters that are there only to make the nerds orgasm all over the seats.
>The 50 "cool" winks at the nerds, referencing the old trilogy. Every fucking scene had something taken from the old movies. The writers don't seem to realize that the more you do something, the less effect it has.
>The Millennium Falcon just sitting in the sand where the most important droid of the galaxy just happened to fall. By pure chance.
>Han and Chewbie find the Millennium Falcon immediately after the main characters steal it. Not before, even though it was stolen months ago.
>Fucking Leia being a useless piece of shit as usual, but now old and ugly too.
>The main villain is so weak they basically had to make him a Darth Vader Jr AND Han's son at the same time, otherwise it couldn't stand on his own. And it still doesn't stand on his own. Zero personality, no interesting philosophy or outlook on life, zero power too.
>Also, Han and Leia are both white people with brown hair, but their son is a kebab with olive skin and black hair. Just why?
>The gurrrlpower is totally untrained but getting her hands BY PURE CHANCE on Luke's lightsaber (abandoned in the basement of a fucking bar for some reason) was enough for her to defeat the villain, which is a whiny cunt but still a trained sith.
>So: the fucking villain is not only just an edgy kid in a rebellious phase, but gets even defeated by a nobody.
>C3Pfag and the other trash can do a deus ex machina and complete the map needed to find Luke at the last moment. Not before.
>The plot is identical to the old trilogy. Down to the destruction of the Death Star 2.0.
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>>63851534
And, finally:>The worst thing, by far, is that this fucking movie managed to not only be horrible, trite, boring and politically charged, but to RETROACTIVELY RUIN EPISODE VI.
At the end of Return of the Jedi, we see that the Empire gets destroyed and assume that Luke will create a new Jedi Order to mantain peace and fix the damage done by the Emperor.
Lol no.
Now we find out that the Empire never actually died. It's not that pockets of imperials survived, which would be realistic and ok, but the whole fucking organization seems to have gotten even stronger! They manage to build another Death Star 10 times bigger and powerful enough to destroy a whole solar system with one hit. They storm planets with spaceships and armies. The Emperor's death, the climax of the old trilogy, was made completely irrelevant.
And Leia and the others are still "the Resistance".
Jesus fucking Christ this piece of shit was horrible give me back my money.
GRADE: -3/10.
Congratulations, J. J. Kike, you managed to go into the negative digits.
>>63851534
You mean irreconcilable.
losers who think their every thought about Shit Whores needs a new thread are making threads drop off at 30 minutes.
look at this graph. /a/ levels of replies with /v/ levels of threads.
you need to fuck right off.
:^)
>>63851365
Where does this data come from? I'm not challenging you but I'm genuinely curious
I just want it to end
I thought I could get one more year out of /tv/ before it turned into another garbage fast board
>>63851548
this
how about you get your ass to the cinema and support this great film for once?
you parasite
Disney, so....nevah
So fucking surprised there isn't one yet. The movie started playing 4 days ago.
Can we please get Mara Jade in Episode VIII?
>>63850785
Considering how old Luke is now, she wont look good in s skin-tight leather suit
>>63850785
Shes probably dead cause Kylo Ren killed her, but shell be talked about
>>63850785
Prequel starting Bryce Dallas Howard as Mara jade and Somone as luke
>With just the single-day numbers from Friday and Thursday previews, The Force Awakens has already taken over the all-time December opening weekend record from The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey which stood at $84.6 million
>The movie has crossed $250 million worldwide in just 3 days from wednesday to friday
>It is now almost a certainty that The Force Awakens will get the new opening weekend record, with Analysts predicting an opening weekend ranging from $235-307 million
JAMES CAMERON BTFO
http://www.boxofficemojo.com/news/?id=4133&p=.htm
Avatards on suicide watch.
>cue "we're in the money".mp3
>this guy
>maintained the klingon empire stable for decades at the cost of a few shady political moves
>understood that power was given to assure authority and cohesion
>kept the High Council on their toess by simple strength of character
>realized that politics were about balance between opposing forces
>got murdered and everyone was fine with it
>Gowron
>almost ruins the empire with some unnecessary military moves
>abuses of his power on a weekly basis
>turned into an egomaniac in a matter of two years
>had everyone plotting against him and never realized it
>had no honour
>got killed by a filthy half human petaQ, and people still whine about it
Why do we like Gowron again?why won't the next Trek series let us se what Martok would do with the Empire?
>>63828025
Gowron a shit
You are still FAT Kmpec.
>>63828025
Considering how the Klingons act I have no idea how they maintain a stable society on a level of the Klingon Empire.
On top of that they actually made peace with the Federation.
I mean you literally have to look at one of them wrong and they go to war with you just like that.
Am I the only one who finds it a major flaw that Finn and Poe instantly become best friends after meeting 2 minutes ago they are already quipping at each other while escaping? It's a little too 'Disney' for my tastes.
>>63850368
Maybe you should kill yourself.
>>63850389
I agree
Poe would've still been a prisoner and died. What do you want?
Would anyone like to have a serious discussion about this movie without all the
>le worse than prequels XD
>le Glib facsimile XD
I felt that it was probably a 7.5/10 overall. Ill have to watch it again to be sure and let it sit with me for a while. My initial pros and cons are:
>PROS
>actually felt like a star wars film (much more so than prequels)
>great blend of cgi and practical effects without relying too much on either
>well done and entertaining action sequences
>great pacing
>plot structure parallels new hope without being predictable or boring
>fantastic sets
>original characters were implemented well
>CONS
>clunky sometimes awkward dialogue
>new characters felt kind of bland, lacking in character compared to the old cast
>felt like it took on more than it needed to in one film (they travel to a lot of settings and places making the movie feel like it jumps around to much)
>shoehorned in last 5 minutes to b8 audience for next film
>>63850318
glib facsimile
>>63850318
>Ill have to watch it again to be sure
good goy
>>63850318
>7.5/10 overall
all this means is that you were satisfied but not blown away. which given the head start a Star Wars film has isn't exactly impressive, is it?
Let's have a talk about something with quality and not Shit Wars.
Was the recent episode the fucking shit or what?
>Evil Ash
>Black copper dead
>The cabin
>Not much screentime for the sidekicks
>The scene with the attacking bear trap just felt like back then
>Campbell seemed to feel right at home in this ep.
Now that was FUN! What y'all thinkin'?
>>63850238
Not nearly as far as you, but I'm disappointed in the show tbqhwyf. The first episode was really good IMO, except the whole DUDE WEED LMAO SUMMON DEMONS LOL XDDD. But fine, i'll but it.
Like on the 3rd episode though they completely get a person killed and walk away from it smiling. No reference or reverence at all for what just happened. There just aren't any real stakes in the show. Shame.
>>63850595
At the cabin the tape recorder was still playing (albeit painfully slow). I'd like to think that's the real reason the deadites came up again and not the weed shit. They just took this long to find Ash.
Fun episode, first cliffhanger now?
Lost Stories are great edition
Flying away with Rassilon >>63779313
this is a good thread
your butthole is safe tonight friend
DETONATE... THE REALITY BOMB!
Daleks would absolutely rape Star Wars universe, prove me wrong
Who's the best mirror character in all of Trek? The worst?
>it's a 'we need to emancipate this race through sexual liberation' episode
Threadly reminder that Janeway is best captain and did literally(literally!) nothing wrong!
>Section 31 incomplete list of people who did nothing wrong
Gul Dukat
Gul Darhe'el
Benjamin Maxwell
Edward Jellico
Erik Pressman
Luther Sloan
Tuvix
William Ross
Michael Eddington
Rudolph Ransom
Daleth
Kirk thread
>not based David
m8
alri lads
maisie
TRAITOR
>>63794620
Is the the new Bobba Fett?
>>63794660
No, that's Phasma. This guy actually amounted to something.
I was not big on this scene. I thought the tonfa-style wahteveritwas was clunky.
Star Trek refuge thread.
Prime and mirror universes are best universes.
Is star trek just a more political version of Star Wars? BecauseI really want a giant in depth universe rather then "Look at all these costumes lmao!"
>>63790188
Mostly philosophical really. Watching Star Trek is a lot like sucking dick and getting your ass fucked.
>>63790188
Rottenberrie's Trek wasn't.
it became exactly that once The Undiscovered Country came out.
And that was for the best.
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