get hype
Not another Jew actress.
>>63709818
She looks fucking great
>>63710414
would hit it / 10
i shook daisy's hand, me on the right (far right)
you mean far east lol
>>63712290
looooooooooooooooool
>>63712290
kek. roasted
IT BEGINS
STAR WARS ISN'T PERFECT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>A glib fascimile
I appreciate him going against the grain but does he have to write like a faggot
>>63699833
He'll be found dead tomorrow, having died under mysterious circumstances.
>>63699833
Wow... former president Roger Moore
>>63698780
into darkness has an 87% on rotten tomatoes
critics dont know anything and the RT metric is fucking stupid
Don't be surprised if you hear a mass suicide of white "people" on the news tomorrow
>>63698806
Louis CK pls go.
CLASSIC
Taking jj trek for the shit pile it is the exterior design of the enterprise really isn't bad.
why is the round thing all burnt?
>>63691695
Deflector Array and it's just the picture
>>63691646
more classic than the Freedom Class USS Pizza Cutter?
The release of the new JJverse trailer and the proximity of TFA have derailed the usual Trek threads
As per new regulations, I must remind you that casuals and redditors do not have clearance to post in here
Since when did Star Trek go to Mexico?
ITT: fuck up a series' shit
>TNG
>Picard has a heavy French accent
>To attract a wider female audience, Lwaxana Troi is Picard's first officer and unrequited love interest
>Data has been scrapped, most of his character interactions are replaced with Wesley, a genetically-engineered 'boy genius'
>Neelix from VOY runs Ten Forward
>Geordi has been turned into a sappy comic relief character played by Eddie Murphy
>Q and the Borg are cut
>Entire show is a hamfisted allegory for the Cold War, main enemies are called 'the Kom'unyss' and speak with bad Russian accents
>Picard's drink of choice is Pabst Blue Ribbon and his catchphrase is 'hayyyyy!'
"Commander,andale andale arriba!"
Feminists hyping Captain Phasma as one of the strong female characters in the new Star Wars.Barely any screen time in the movie and her longest scene involves her being held at gunpoint by Han, Chewie, and Finn, and presumably thrown into a garbage chute/trash compactor afterwards.
Is she ever exposes as a womyn in the film?
>>63849717
Into the trash she goes
>>63849717
you do realize that she's 1) being given a bigger role as a result of the way she and Christie impressed the creatives in this episode, and 2) just being a female character who isn't objectified and treated more or less as an equal among villains that traditionally don't HAVE female minions in this franchise is enough, and 3) She has more going for her than fucking Boba Fett
>0% on rotten tomatoes
Does this surprise you /tv/?
i'm definitely not surprised
>>63849432
i havent watched it yet, but a 0% on rotten tomatoes only makes me want to watch it more.
rotten tomatoes is the most overrated garbage meter in the fucking world. it was yelp before yelp was even invented.
>>63849432
>Adam Sandler
Nope. His only good movies have been Click and Billy Madison.
Rey is a Kenobi. Maybe not directly descended but maybe he's her uncle.
>Rey has an English accent and is a Desert Hermit.
>Looks more like Obi than Skywalkers
>Kind and generous personality like Obi Wan, not emotionally volatile like the Skywalkers
>Younglings could easily use the Force. Skywalkers had trouble using it because they were emotionally fucked up. Obi Wan was always Zen, which is what Yoda teaches Luke to be like... Rey is already like this by living without attachments.
>Rey/Kylo would parallel Obi Wan/Anakin in reverse.
>Luke training his old Master's niece would be a better story then Daddy/Daughter or some random girl.
>During Rey's vision, they brought in Ewan McGregor just to do a voice over and call out her name.
you don't inherit accents
and she's clearly been cast for her somewhat resemblance to Natalie Portman
>>63849250
She was raised by Obi Wan's family until she was 5. English actors can do American accents easily, they all do it. They had her use her natural accent.
There are already threads about this movie OP, post your related comments in one of those instead of making a new thread.
Post movies only you have seen.
The only good character
>>63848847
>Implying Finn and Poe weren't the GOAT Dynamic Duo,\.
These two were fucking amazing.
>>63848847
Poe is pure.
explain
Nigga had like 2 lines in the entire movie and he's somehow one of the most memorable Star Wars villains of all time. Why?
One of the few things that was introduced in the prequels and wasn't tarnished.
Shame he got axed so early.
cool ass lightsaber
i had the toy as a kid
cause lucas makes movies, not advertisements
which funnily enough makes him big bank in the merchandising department
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3367360/Harrison-Ford-nets-23m-Star-Wars-s-76-times-newcomer-Daisy-Ridley.html
Wow, no wonder they had to kill him off.
Poor old Mark Hamil is only worth 6 million, did they buy him a new suit for his role?
Good for him, he totally sold that second trailer with that "we're home" line
>0.5% share of what's going to be the highest grossing film ever
YOU SLIMY, DOUBLECROSSIN', NO GOOD SWINDLER.
>>63848178
>the greatest most famous actor of all time makes more than a no body
>feminist still manage to be mad
Dang ol' treeniggers man I tell ya hwat
Was it rape?
>>63849044
absolutely
>>63849084
But they cuddled in the end :3
I'm a huge Star Wars fan, and TFA was a lot of fun, but this show is already better after 4 episodes.
Can't fucking wait for more. Dat. Rocinante.Episode 1 is the worst of the 4. Give it the proper chance.
>>63847957
Sasa.
Octavia Muss is my waifu.
>>63847957
I've been thinking about trying this show but literally every syfy shore I've seen has been really bad besides maybe 12 Monkeys.
Worth a try?
>>63847957
Anyone have filthy WEBMs yet?
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