https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3A_pzCUwRA
It's a sad day when a blatant furry movie is more entertaining than Star Wars.
I want furfags to leave
>>63835595
I want Bronies like you to leave more than furries.
>>63835709
But I hate both
What went wrong?
>>63852574
Your birth. Also the drop.
SJW's taking over liberal culture
>>63852608
>liberal
>culture
>punches her mom (probably broke more than her spirit)
>sends her kids to Bumfuck, Nowhere on the basis of an e-vite
>dismisses her son's misgivings
>almost gets her kids killed
>refuses to ever reconcile with her extremely loving parents
>gets proven wrong for leaving her life behind for some Chad
Is there a more irredeemable cunt than the kids' mother in the Shyamaverse?
>>63852561
Yeah, shamadong himself.
>>63852740
>shamadong
Yeah, she was kind of white trash, but I liked the flick, and I would totally do the grandma. Does anyone have the scene that shows her whole butt?
Why didn't Scully believe in aliens despite having seen probably a gajillion aliens during the course of the show? Was she retarded?
she was being obtuse.
>>63852340
She was too busy wanting my hot beef injection and I gave it to her ;)
>>63852340
she wanted the mulder hatefuck that never came
So what's he gonna do in the next two? He doesn't really have a role at the moment. Girl isjedi, Poe is the pilot, what is he gonna bring to the plot?
No raceb8 plz.
They need a nigger cause this is 2015
>>63852308
I hope he dies
Be another Jedi since the Jedi is also the Han Solo
>The new young Han Solo Star Wars anthology movie, set to open in theaters on May 25, 2018, will be helmed by LEGO Movie directors Chris Miller and Phil Lord. The studio has apparently met with more than 2,500 Han Solo hopefuls for the role.
>During the press event with the cast of Star Wars: The Force Awakens in London, Harrison Ford was asked about the young Han Solo movie that's currently being written by the father-and-son duo of Lawrence and Jon Kasdan. Here's what Ford told Patrick Dane:
>“As far as the movie featuring a young Han Solo. I…(laughs) I don’t know what to think about that. I’m glad that somebody else is is going to have the burden of being young. It’s well beyond my understanding or control and I personally want nothing to do with it, in the nicest possible way. I know it will be well done and well guided. And, um, it’s nothing to do with me.”
WAKE ME UP
>>63852288
but ford is han solo and no one else
#boycott
Why didn't they just clone a Jedi?
>>63852199
You can't clone the medichlorians and who wants an army of Larry Kenobis who can't use the force.
>>63852199
They didin the EU
Sheev wanted to use the clones to exterminate the Jedi, not make more of them
however I don't know why the fuck the Jedi/Republic were willing to use the clones if they didn't know who ordered them
its like the white house taking in some pizza they dont know who ordered it
>mary sue
>canon
Are these the most overused buzzwords on /tv/?
>>63852021
Mary Sue is
Canon isnt
>all criticism towards my beloved franchise is contrarian and buzzword-y xD
>>>/v/eddit
I can't wait until that new ghost busters film flops on it's ass we can use it as a poster child as to why women don't get more lead roles.
Hollywood is about money. If they could make more of it by making women based films that is all we would get.
>Rey: "THIS SHIP MADE THE KESSEL RUN IN FOURTEEN PARSECS!"
>Han: "TWELVE!"
Really, assholes?
You had to have characters repeat this retarded misuse of parsecs, which is supposed to be a measure of DISTANCE AND NOT TIME?
And this was after fans bent over backwards trying to argue that Han in the OT was just saying random bullshit because he thought he was talking to clueless moisture farmers.
Even using the distance thing, it could be plausible, actually. say there were hazards along the route, like black holes or whatever, and you could cut down on a parsec or two by skirting around the Event Horizon. like a shortcut. Not something a slower ship or smarter captain would even risk but Han makes out on it.
>>63852295
/thread
>>63852295
That does make sense actually. A lot of hyperspace charts arent just point A to point B, theres a lot of jumping around
This was hypest and best thing to happen in TFA
>>63835004
is TRAITORposting the new sheevposting?
boat paddle trooper was my favorite desu
>>63835021
You facebook memers and the social media shills sure are going to try and force it to be
>_posting
oh yeah and the 2014 tourists
>Luke, here's your lightsaber. I crossed the universe to find you.
>Luke, say something the movie is finishing.
>Shit, the camera is flying away. Just say something, Luke.
>Luke!
>LUUKE!
Directed by J. J. Abrams
Suggest what he should have said without using memes.
>>63851909
You're a big girl
>>63851909
"I dropped my keys somewhere up here."
Is this best Cronenberg?
It was his peak. Hasn't done anything great since.
>>63851816
Best character, probably yes. Best movie, come on anon.
>>63851816
Well eXistenZ was pure shit so it isn't the best.
No matter whether you liked TFA or not. You cant get over the fact that a baby, indoctrinated by a fascist cult, trained to be a killer, and living their entire life exposed solely to their propaganda and culture would have an extremely difficult time adjusting to the outside world. It is all he knows, the decision to leave would be incredibly difficult. He would at best be emotionally scarred at worst would be a machine like humanoid. Instead he crashes and hes just some normal dude.
I'm assuming they have off time to be normal dudes together as storm troopers.
>>63851703
Almost like stormtroopers are people too.
Imagine that...
they say he was taken from his family as a kid so he might have had a normal early childhood, he wasn't born into it
plus in real life people literally born into cults realize they're fucked up and escape all the time
Jesus!!! Really?
>torrent comes out
>hardcore memeing starts
It's like poetry
>>63851710
If you don't want memes then you should find another board you glib facsimilie
>>63851854
hehe,,,meme
Boredom Edition
So inactive no one even made a new one: >>63803230
Reposting for new thread, hoping to spur discussion.
>>63811363
I liked the Time War because it was pretty much an inevitability. When you set up so many powerful races with OP technology and weapons and penchants for controlling or destroying everything and give them all time travel AND make them piss each other off until there's a universe-scale rivalry existing throughout most of time... you're gonna end up with a war. And that war, with their available technologies, is going to get out of hand on a universal scale.
I also liked the side of the Doctor that was brought out by the Time War being in his past. I enjoyed 9's PTSD. I liked 10's rose-colored perception of the Time Lords out of guilt and loneliness, along with him dealing with being the last Time Lord in a universe where Time Lords are now forgotten. I just liked seeing then characterization it brought to have that looming over his head.
What I hate about Moffat's handling of the Time War is that he just casually reverses it with zero rhyme or reason.
Remember when 11 is taken to a wartorn Skaro? He asks how it's even possible to go there because it should be time locked. The answer is, "I dunno lol, guess there's no time lock now." It's never actually explained, they just handwave over it.
Then you have the 50th, where the ending of the Time War is completely retconned and Gallifrey is saved, transported to a pocket dimension and frozen in time until the Doctor can figure out how to save them. Oh wait, did I say frozen in time? Because apparently when you're frozen in time in a pocket dimension it's possible to open a tear between dimensions and send regeneration energy through it. Which means they could observe the Doctor, hear him, and had the ability to communicate with him. So why did they never reach out to 9 or 10? Did they just decide he should be allowed to stew in undeserved guilt for a few hundred years for no reason?
(1/2)
>>63832007
>>63811363
>>63831619 (You)
(2/2)
Then the cherry on top is Gallifrey returning with no explanation. Last we knew, Gallifrey was stuck in a pocket dimension and locked away. The Doctor didn't yet know how to rescue it, and he stated a couple times they wouldn't be able to come back without help (frozen in time, remember?). Well, guess that was wrong, because here they are! Tucked away at the end of the universe's timeline for safety. When did that happen? Not important. Why didn't they reach out to the Doctor right away? Dunno lol. How did they manage it? Why would we tell you?
Moffat and his team was just extremely lazy about their handling of the Time War. Moffat hated the Time War as an idea, and they wanted to bring back Time Lords. But they had no idea how to bring back Time Lords in a way that made sense, so they just waved their hands and said, "It's reversed! Everything the Doctor went through emotionally in the years following the Time War is meaningless now because we said so. Don't ask how or why it's reversed because we don't actually know, we just wanted it so here it is." And that's not even going into how the hell another Time War won't happen, since Gallifrey and Skaro and Time Lords and Daleks are now back in the universe in full force. "Nah, it won't happen because we said so. Stop questioning."
>>63831950
>>63832007
Just let /who/ die with a little dignity eh? Stop raping its desiccated husk.
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