>Be me
>Decide I want to see star wars next week
>Look up actors who played who because I can't remember who played leia for shit
>Type inHan Solo
>First result: Han Solo Dies
>"Probaby just some theory bullshit"
>Second result: Han Solo Dead
mfw
Well memed. I'll give it 17 portions.
>>63849067
Is this your first time on /tv/?
>>63849136
Is it that obvious?
>tfw more excited to see Half in the Bag episode about Star Wars VII than i was to see the movie
>tfw everyone else was happy to see the Star Wars franchise returned to its former glory
>tfw i think that former glory didn't exist and the new movie is just another shitty remake
>tfw Mike and Jay, who typically take movies to task for being shameless retreads, will find a reason to like this movie
>>63849031
Thus is the painful experience of the HitB fanboy.
these guys can go suck an egg.
>>63850023
Oh snap
>dressed up for Star Wars on opening night
>sat down and the guy next to me said I looked like a faggot
>me during the entire movie
It's okay. Hell be the first to die when our savour comes
Who'd you dress up as?
>>63849070
I hope he says Captain AMerica.
![Star-Wars-the-Force-Awakens-Poster-Cropped[1].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/l8F3O3g.jpg "Star-Wars-the-Force-Awakens-Poster-Cropped[1]")
This movie was amazing. I literally can't find a thing to complain about.
I like it to but if you "can't find a thing to complain about" then you need to learn more about movies.
>>63848855
Maybe that's because you're too stupid to use the catalog to find an existing thread to post your worthless opinions in.
I loved it too. Makes me smile too know young ones will grown up on this
Why was this fat fuck in star wars I was so mad when he popped up.
>>63848776
>"I'm a 15 year old cynical asshole"
Why was this fat fuck in star wars I was so mad when he popped up.
>>63848776
>>63848922
Just when I thought this movie couldn't have ripped off ANH anymore they get a fat guy to pilot one of the X-wings in the last battle.
What went wrong, besides the atrocious animation style?
what went wrong is you didnt post this on /co/ you big dweeb fuck
IF IT ISN'T THE ORIGINAL 3 MOVIES IT IS NOT CANNON AND THERE FOR SHOULD NOT EXIST
>>63848744
Shows fine and getting better.
Did you like him? I thought he needed more character development forHan's deathto actually mean something. We are just told thathe's Han's and Leia's sonbut I feel like there should have been a flashback to show the audience how hard it was for Han and Leia to lose Ben to the darkside.
>>63848583
He was the soul of the movie, literally only character who had something for the audience to take home with. without him it would be prequel tier
I think everyone wanted more details about his family life, they could have done that without intruding on the Luke stuff they want for the next episode.
I didn't like him. He just seems like a angsty teenager who has temper tantrums.
There are already threads about this movie OP. You don't need to start a new discussion, just post your comments/questions in an existing thread. It's bad form to make a new thread on a topic that already has an active thread.
I guess you aren't just like Sheldon anymore Anon :^)
Some guy made a truthful post about TV shows like this being catered to 38 year old women who have nothing going for them in their lives.
I think it's pretty safe to say it's true. Now Sheldon will be controlled by his woman just like the rest of them. I really honest-to-goodness hope that this change is the beginning of the end for this show.
>>63848555
atleast you got trips.
>>63848691
Ever noticed that in ever Chaim Lorre show every single woman is drinking wine in almost every scene?
Can we all agree that the prequels had heart, while the force awakens does not?
>had heart
top lel senpai, the prequels had no direction
>>63848488
No.
>>63848488
If the prequels had heart, it was covered up with all the unnecessary CG.
>>63848482
Don't be mean to him he gets upset
Are there any famous giant actors left in movies?
>>63848482
take your hatred back to reddit we prefer constructive conversation here
Whats her name
>>63848479
Ch'ink
pepsi woman
Din D'ntfyls-Ogud
I had a funny thought haha.
Let's say someone were to somehow obtain, maybe win the auction for them or something, the boots Daisy wore all the time when filming ep 7 while being Rey.
I mean would they have been cleaned before the auction or something? There'd be all sorts of sweat and stuff from Daisy in these, she must've spent a long time in them with her feet. That'd be really nasty right.
What do you guys think? Would they be crazy enough to sell them unwashed?
>>63848446
Bahaha that would be totally nutso.
ABSOLUTE
haha so crazy breh ur just like my man davey he was just so crazy too
Based Sheev, what would we do without you?
>>63848470
Based Sheev
>Post YFW you realise that The Force Awakens didn't have a scene anywhere near as epic as this one.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dskTEpaR_xI
havent seen TFA, but rewatched ep 1-3 and this stood out to me as actually way better than it was back in the day
is TFA really shit?
>>63848660
Don't listen to the shit posts. It's a pretty good movie.
>>63848660
The big lightsaber duel style from III is toned down in TFA. Instead of trained swordsmen, the fighters only have basic skill and Luke to learn from.
Predict the mr plinkett review:
>"Starwars the force awakens is the worst thing sense my son."
>*stock car crash sound*
>"JJ took more liberties with than this movie than I did whit my ex-wife"
>*stock woman's scream sound*
>"I want to hate this movie more but i need to feed my cat"
>*stock cat meows sound*
>>63848413
There will be a Half in the Bag episode. There's no reason to predict Plinkett's review when we'll just know what Mike thinks when the episode comes out.
>>63848413
these guys are great
Just please, no bullshit plot about him kidnapping a girl and her going on revenge. No TGWTG shit.
