FUCKING WRECKED
>>63840334
Still won't beat Avatar
>>63840334
Wont happen reddit
>mfw literally no one is watching the last movie of the hunger games saga
YES YES
what a fucking flop
What does /tv/ think about Gattaca?
Is that the one where they escape and meet his biological double who is having him grown for organs?
great movie. based Law
>Ethan Hawke
>based Jude Law
Perfect movie. Not a single flaw, save for the mediocre ending.
I kinda wanted to see him travel into space, and see what they were doing up there.
What's /tv/'s thoughts on the 2009 Star Trek reboot?
Watching it now on Channel 4, quite enjoyable so far. Quinto as Spock is a sublime casting choice.
>>63840259
Pretty good tech demo for TFA
>>63840259
this movie really made me hate zoe saldana
it's a shame, i'm sure she's a nice lass in real life, but if i ever meet her in real life i'll probably punch her in the face
it's fun, the story is poor but the characters are good apart from the mary-sue lead
>no threads about the new Star Wars
What did you guys think about it?
not great, but good enough to be great latter.
>>63840180
There have been threads about it all day you fag
go back to >>>/tv/
Loved it, exceeded my expectations.
>I AM THE ONE WHO KNOCKS
Best scene ever aired on television.
>>63840123
>not the ending of sopranos
>>63840123
it's not even the best scene from Breaking Bad
>>63841278
If you're thinking the end of "Crawl Space," then you're my African brother.
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
>The.Revenant.2015.DVDScreener.x264-PtP.mkv
fake
>>63840183
nope
>>63840216
take vlc screenshot
>Rey has an English accent and is a Desert Hermit.
>Looks more like Obi than Skywalkers
>Kind and generous personality like Obi Wan, not emotionally volatile like the Skywalkers
>Younglings could easily use the Force. Skywalkers had trouble using it because they were emotionally fucked up. Obi Wan was always Zen, which is what Yoda teaches Luke to be like... Rey is already like this by living without attachments.
>Rey/Kylo would parallel Obi Wan/Anakin in reverse.
>Luke training his old Master's niece would be a better story then Daddy/Daughter or some random girl.
>>63839962
But how?
>>63840076
Obi wan force ghost, "force" impregnated Luke Skywalker. The big twist is Luke is actually Rey's mother.
The force works in mysterious ways
Any /tv/ approved movies to watch while high?
DUDE
cuckold porn or something probably
beeg black penises haha
Drugs are for losers. That includes alcohol - yes, alcohol is a drug.
Burned up on Endor. Explain.
>>63839869
BRAVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVO JJ
Went on Endor, picked up the mask.
How is that hard?
>>63839869
funeral pyre used jet fuel. mask is made of steel
Can you simply do a gender swap on the classic "hero's journey" and it retains the same mythic qualities? Or is the heroine's journey intrinsically different
![I+have+laughed+out+loud+3+times+today+on+funny+_a607d8d37ca3f4f838a16cffc4f781be[1].gif](https://i.imgur.com/yDhuOQx.gif "I+have+laughed+out+loud+3+times+today+on+funny+ a607d8d37ca3f4f838a16cffc4f781be[1]")
>asking thoughtful questions on /tv/
>>63839820
It's the same thing, that's why they're called archetypes.
>>63839820
The monomyth is a good backbone for a story no matter the gender of the character on the journey. Look at disney's Mulan, or the Princess and the Frog.
What was the last big budget hollywood movie that /tv/ had a positive consensus on? I mean honestly, does this fucking board to hate anything that is popular?
It's worse than fucking /v/
does sicario count?
>>63839706
True Grit is one of the few big Hollywood films that does not insult the audience with stupidity
Drive
was she flipping the bird?
>>63839547
Obviously threatening them with fire
>>63839596
OP is retarded for thinking otherwise but the whole theater laughed for that same reason
>>63839547
>she
Wait who the fuck is Rey's father? Who is the mom? Someone explain this shit to me.
>>63839191
It's luke skywalker
DID YOU WATCH THE FUCKING FILM OP?
>>63839191
The father thing is all misdirection. She's Obi Wan's granddaughter.
>explain this thing that doesn't need to be explained and the movie purposely avoids to explain
Why are there no memorable lines in TFA? Why is it so forgettable?
Compared to ROTJ, a film many people here consider to be shit, but is very entertaining and memorable
>"It's treason, then"
>"ORAAAAAGHAGHAHGAHG"
>"UNLIMITEEEED POWAAAAAAAAAH"
>"My Little-Green-Friend"
>"GENERAL KENOBI *cough cough*"
>"You Fool. I have been trained in your Jedi Arts by Count Dooku"
>"So Uncivilized"
>"MY POWERS HAVE DOUBLED SINCE THE LAST TIME WE MET, COUNT"
>"You have hate, you have anger, but you don't use them!"
>"Kill him, kill him now"
>"A SITH LAWD?"
>"Anakin you're breaking my heart!"
>"Don't make me kill you"
>"Your new empire!?"
>"FROM MY POINT OF VIEW THE JEDI ARE EVIL"
>"MY ALLEGIANCE IS to THE REPUBLIC, TO DEMOCRACY
>"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground"
>"YOU UNDERESTIMATE MY POWER"
>"Don't try it"
>"YOU WERE MEANT TO BE THE CHOSEN ONE"
>"I HATE YOUUU"
>"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
Seriously, it's like night and day.
>"BEN!!"
I'll admit this got me. I don't know why I didn't see it coming.
Because JJ
I think you meant to say revenge of the sith, not return of the jedi
What went wrong?
He didn't skullfuck his ex
>>63839128
nothing. he almost racemixed, but then it went ok
>>63839128
Too late, too hyped, too modern.
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