How hilarious would it have been if at the end of TFA Luke turns around and instead of Luke it's fucking Cock Knocker.
I know it would have ruined the movie but it would have been so fucking funny it'd be worth it.
I hope this is like a dvd easter egg or something.
>>63847083
How's high school doing ?
>>63848223
>someone makes a post about something that might be humorous to them
>UH HOWS HIGH SCHOOL YA FUCKIN LITERAL CHILD?????
Everytime
>>63847083
Major 'tism.
Rey is not a Skywalker, you fucking retards. Did you forget the significance of Darth Plaugeuis, and the fact that Snoke is him?
He knows how to CREATE LIFE AND CHEAT DEATH.
Rey is his creation, which is why she is so insanely powerful, beyond Luke or Anakin.
>>63847014
If she was a Skywalker, she'd still be a creation of Plaugeuis
>>63847014fucking this
>>63847014
Does it mean she has UNLIMITED POWER?
So we all agree she's Kylo Ren's sister, right?
>>63846899
Nope. She's Darth Plagueis in a costume.
>>63846899
Luke's daughter.
She's Obi-Wan's granddaughter
Professional critic Mark Kermode agrees, it's the best film in the franchise.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jPHor1G-uqY
Which franchise will JJ save next?
indiana jones
>>63846845
>Professional critic
> best film in the franchise
Yes for millenials and autists of course.
>Hateful Eight
>Exponentially better than Force Awakens
>All people can talk about is fucking Star Wars
You people are killing the movie industry.
>>63846797
WARM BLACK DINGUS
Was it good? Looked like shit t-b-h-f-a-m
>>63846797
I agree. But a lot of people love shitty movies. Always has been like that, kid.
What was with that ending?
It didn't make much sense to me.
are you retarded?
it was all a dream.
>>63846713
That's probbly because you're a woman.
Pardon these doubles advocate
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLchMvH-SH4
1:30
>I will crush you like a bug.
lmao fucking george
this man wore fucking blue jeans to the premiere
absolute madman
>>63846638
>it's a George attempts banter episode
>>63846638
manlet fucking shits
>8.8
>>63846594
OY VEY, IT'S A SECOND ALDERAAN
>8.8
Sounds familiar.
8.8
Post female action-adventure heroes that aren't Mary Sues.
The prequels were much better written, they had actual characters and story, not a bunch of memes and one-liners that lack any emotion or coherence. Luke is a cliched everyboy "hero" that goes through an absurdly rapid transformation between the fifth and the sixth episodes. Anakin's emotional instability and his exposure as a psychopath are gripping; and his doomed relationship with Padme is touching. In the "original trilogy" Han, Leia, Darth Vader and Obi Wan are complete meme characters, nothing about them is remotely believable or human. And why doesn't anyone care about deaths in those movies? Leia's planet destruction, Luke's stepparents' death, all of the blown up rebels--the list could go on--all the deaths are forgotten moments later.
As for direction, the movies from the "original trilogy" were mostly incoherent, badly edited and full of logical problems. The prequel trilogy is a work of a "vulgar auteur".
I feel neutral about the series overall, and honestly don't care about trolling or contrarianism. Here are my sincere rankings:
1. "Star Wars Episode II: Attack of the Clones"
2. "Star Wars Episode I: The Phantom Menace"
3. "Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith"
4. "Star Wars"
5. "The Empire Strikes Back"
6. "Return of the Jedi"
7.
8. "The Force Awakens"
Episode 7 isn't even a Star Wars movies. It is a Marvel flick masquerading as one.
>>63846488
I agree, but EP7 brought in a lot of people from reddit who are mentally undeveloped and can't handle contrasting views.
>trip
>stupid shit
remember to sage in the options field
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDHVB8-YBMk
Lyrics to His Box:
(?) as she make a point
He needs some point of reference
He is very cold indeed
Nothing ever happens in his box
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Buddha speaks quietly in the night
Can you see what you know
Buddha says there is no wrong or right
You just reap what you sow
Oh, oh, oh
Still not able to see the sun
Desperately looks for the door
Blinded by the fool inside
Everything is happening in his box
Oh, oh, oh
Buddha is giggling out of sight (sight)
There's no such thing as shame
With a light blow the box has gone
He's with himself again
Oh, oh, oh, oh
Was thistiny piece of the mapreally that important
Like it was so underwhelming and they could have just searched that area and still found him quickly, bb8 was pretty useless the whole time
>>63846694
Galaxies are pretty big, dumbass.
>>63846405
I would imagine its part of the unknown regions of the galaxy, so they probably had no idea what the hell was out there
Rey is gonna be gay and it's gonna be awesome.
>>63846494
yo homie that pic be creepy
>>63846718
I'm not your homie, buddy
ITT: Characters you thought were going to die in this film but didn't.
>>63846355
>force Han Solo episode 9
Am I the only one who was bothered bythe second mind reading/mind trick scene with him and Rey? I just thought it was really badly done.
In the first one you could really feel the struggle of Poe to resist him, even though he failed at it. With Rey, they just... Stared at each other for a full minute. It just felt really awkward and drawn-out, much more so than the last helicopter shot which at least was somewhat justified due to being a big reveal etc.
>>63846137
I think the helicopter shot was more awkward. I guess they needed that scene to go on for everyone in the audiance get what is happening
why did they put JD from Scrubs as the evil charchter
>>63846137
You're a pleb. And probably a virgin. This scene was weirdly sexual and one of the only interesting parts of the film. Kylo tries to be dominant, but then he loses his force boner because he's intimidated by Rey's hotness and god tier midichlorian count.
How come tony never inhaled the cigar smoke , love the sopranos but this always triggered me .
you arent supposed to inhale cigar smoke its more for the taste/smell and to be smoking something
>>63846201
>you arent supposed to inhale cigar smoke
citation needed
>>63846413
this is a pretty decent explanation
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayfG4Zl1w_o
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