>>69918751
Confirmed edition
>Promise me, Bran
meera is cute
>>69919587
Twin theory is fucking stupid
SJW destroyer edition
old >>69917797
1st for Meera
DIREWOLVES WERE A MISTAKE
Admit it, /got/. You cried
semen priestess edition
old >>69916583
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS HOLD THE DAMN DOOR, WYLIS
>>69917797
NEXT EP PREVIEW
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
https://youtu.be/7ePO5JXVULM
i think i am in love
>It's all so tiresome
YELLOWED
>MUH GRAVEL
>go to work you lazy nigger
What did he mean by this?
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Is CIA affected by the curse of Harrenhall?
>>69916583
He has no benis :DDD
(farts)
>>69916583
Getting cucked was part of his master plan
>>69911614
Tarly edition
So Bran adviced Aerys to burn the dead when dealing with the wights?
did Bran even learn anything useful from Bloodraven?
>tfw the play was better than the actual show
Say what you want about the show, but Hodor's death and the circumstances of his life was one of the saddest things I've ever seen on television.
RIP
FUCK WHITE MEN
>>69911935
I was sad until the anger set in.
post yfw "Hold the door"
I miss Roslin
Old
>>69909474
Who /holdingthedoor/ here?
(pours wine)
>>69911672
it's like something straight out of a GoT porn parody
Little Finger confronted and made to look weak and cowardly by two STRONK women… one who was RAPED by the patriarchy and can STILL FEEL IT. White CIS men are scum! He retreats off with his tail between his legs. Silly white male.
Arya is a goddman ninja now and can KICK ANY WHITE CIS MALE SCUMS ASS! Her homegirl is even tougher! (for now ;) She’s getting the eye of the tiger, reality of female physical limitations be damned! Her non-white minority male guide will show her the path to ultimate stronk-ed-ness!
Hey guys look! Cock and balls! FINALLY nude equality!!! Woo woop!
Bran has a vision. Hippie tree girls kill a CIS white male. Why? To make white walkers. Why? TO PROTECT THEMSELVES FROM THE CIS WHITE MALES
Hillary of the Iron Islands appears! Claims the throne. WAAAAA? We’ve never had a QUEEN before! No WOMAN can lead us! Enter a c.uck male with literally no penis. Gives up his claim and supports Hillary. But WAA? An evil white CIS male appears! Goddamn these CIS white males always keeping stronk women down! He even talks of raping the mary sue dragon queen. THE BASTARD CIS SCUM. He’ll get his… I assure you!
>>69910880
Cut to mary sue dragon queen. One of her orbiter c.uck males has stone AIDS! No matter. All he ever wanted to do was serve her. Professes his white night love. Go find the cure c.uck… and come orbit me again! Godspeed!
Cut to another male with no penis and another with a disability. C.ucks say we need a hero. No penis c.uck: Where will we find him? Dwarf c.uck: who said HIM??? Huh? Why not a HER! How about a multicultural stronk woman with special snowflake powers? Hell yeah! She even gets to YET AGAIN brings up Varys HAS NO PENIS! We never here that brought up! HA ha ha
Back to the other disability c.uck and another vision. An army of white CIS walkers! Spoopy!
Meeting with Snow, the two STRONK women and the non-threatening white male c.uck whose kings was killed by STRONK woman #2. . Jon Snow trys to have some balls after his crying fit and stern talking to by his stronk sister. Sister takes over meeting. STRONK! She’s a master war planner now!
And damn… that wilding can’t keep his eyes off a STRONK woman! He’s NEVER seen a woman SO STRONK!
Oh shit, the white CIS walkers found Bran! RUN FROM THEIR EVIL WHITENESS! Hold the door Hodor! White CIS males CAN be ok, if they are fat, disabled and non-problematic!
Another great episode! 9.5/10 c.ucks.
fuck off whale
>>69910893
>Davos
>C.uck
Nigga what
>'Unimpressed' audience members walk out of first episode before filming finishes.
>Chris Evans reportedly swore at audience members when filming the revamped Top Gear, telling them off for their clothing choices, not being loud enough and not laughing at his jokes.
>According to reports, Brad Pitt pulled out of his guest slot last minute.
Add the alleged friction between Evans and LeBlanc and the controversy surrounding the drifts around London's war memorial... just how fucked is this show? How steep will the episode 2 drop be?
>>69909776
>Chris Evans reportedly swore at audience members when filming the revamped Top Gear, telling them off for their clothing choices, not being loud enough and not laughing at his jokes.
sounds like swell guy
>>69909849
I wouldn't describe any of the new cast as "swell".
>>69909849
women around the world is even more aroused by this chad
Why was this goat so fucking smug all the time?
the goat was literally satan
He knew he'd be fucking Thomasin in due time.
He had fun corrupting Protestan puritans. It's not like he can go around corrupting Catholics, bit redundant ain't it?
4 in a row edition
>>69907590 →
Previous
>GoTfags like looking at close up shots of cocks
lmao
why are stannisfags so autistic?
HOLD THE FUCKING DOOR
>>69907590
Previous
Updated Power Rankings:
God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn
Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys
Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran
Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)
Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
How was it, lads?
What's the cure for Stone AIDS?
>>69906254
Previous
RIGHTFUL
Updated Power Rankings:
God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn
Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys
Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran
Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)
Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)
I just came in to a lot of free time, should I pick up the books?
>>69902362
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I would let her fuck my shit up, if you catch my meaning.