>>69902362
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I would let her fuck my shit up, if you catch my meaning.
BRAN DID NOTHING WRONG
I command you to find a cure for penile warts, Jorah the andal. I command it as your queen.
I command you to not return until you ...giggles...until you found it. I am your queen.
-Khaleesi..
(nods and walks off)
Daario and Khaleesi roll over laughing
Told you he'd fall for it!
Haha omg, you are the wooorst, Daario
Post yfw this was the best episode of the past 2 seasons.
You now realize Hodor is a wight and continues to suffer.
>>69906260
>forgot Nymeria exists
jesus im going to be so fucking mad when this inevitably happens. i really want my cool wolf army.
HOLD THE DOOR CONFIRMED STRAIGHT FROM GRRM
HAHAHAHA
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9Jsj9V_Aqg
>Time Travel
>>69906254
don't play with my emotions senpai.
Summerhall is where the "burn them all" came from. Screencap.
>>69906254
stop forcing stannis you rotten cuntflap
>>69906374
So now we know exactly what's going to happen in Book 6.
First for the rightful king returns in episode 7. All of us who have stayed loyal will be rewarded for our faith. Anyone who didn't believe that our king is alive and well will be burned at the stake to provide him more power.
I love you Stannis, never leave me
REST IN PEACE LEAFU
YOU WERE TAKEN FROM US TOO SOON
>>69906254
>>69906254
>>69906254
>>69906254
>tfw HOLDOOR wasn't a meme
first for needless cock.
>>69906400
We were always going to find some things.
The endgame is going to be the same, but some details will be different.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
How was it, lads?
>>69906355
you mean she would fuck your fecal matter upwards through your anal cavity?
that's kinda gay
>>69906408
>a fucking leaf
>>69906355
I cant tell you how much i hate this dumb bitch already. Something about her face screams bimbo.
I'm gonna go hold the door, hold the door
DABID>GRRM
At least with DABID I can laugh and have a good time while the plot zooms to the finish line. Meanwhile with GRRM I have to read 1000 pages and wait 5 years just for the plot to move about 1%. What a fucking hack. Seriously book 4 and 5 besides Theon and Jaime were shit.
>>69906381
Are we gonna visit cyberpunk period on GoT?
i like how they reveal the most important plot point/mystery in the entire show in 1 scene that is under a minute with no set up
lol the only thing stannis-fags are good for is keeping the eternal alive by sperging new threads
kudos to you and you'res
>2 new semen demons in one episode
the best one yet
>ruining a character played by a tony award winning actor
>just to give more screen time to some midget puking.
is the trailer for the next episode out yet
ESSIE
>>69906415
>actor complains about warts
>no visible warts
shit show tbqh
>>69906415
>tfw raisin size testicles
I didn't expect to get ball shamed watching a tit show ;_;
At some point, probably a later season, Arya will kill jon with needle.
Calling it.
>>69906443
Dude, if Kinvara had a dick I would be on all fours faster than any human has done before me.
>>69906415
>we can't make another cock joke in this episode we already met the quota at the kingsmoot
>what about a fart joke?
>no, there will be riots if we do this in more than one episode this season.
>so what should we do in this episode?
>what about showing a flaccid dick?
>>69906465
>think that is just some generic WW
>that's actually the night's king
KEK, BRAVO DABID
>>69906374
Showing an origin story for the Others just makes them not scary and more stupid.
Anyone got a good webm of Leaf making the Night's King?
>>69906497
they are saggy though
>>69906465
Is he a gay?
why doesn't he take any of that one (now dead) wildling's daughters and just the sons?
Alright, I need a few questions answered if you could, fellas.
1) How did Asha steal all of Euron's ships from him with 15 men while he's doing the ceremony?
2) Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run with them?
3) Why didn't Bran just wake the fuck up? How did Meera fuck Hodor's brain up by just shouting?
>>69906482
Holy shit that's the woman from The Babadook.
Did you fap to the red woman?
>>69906465
yeah ... biggest fail of the entire series
i wont lie that young hodor actor flopping about on the ground was a nifty bit of acting
good for him
look at that fat fuck, you could literally be him but instead you are here, shitposting
>>69906465
>That semi-crucifixtion position
>Ressurects the dead
>"Marks" Bran who is the Great Other, AKA the Antichrist - Mark of the Beast
Important reminder that Night's King is literally Jesus and the good guy.
>>69906514
>night's king
Literally tale for kids
Wait....
...human stabbed by dragon-glass makes white walkers?
So if Theon and Yara had enough men to steal like a 100 ships, why didn't they just bumrush the beach where they were dipping Euron and kill them all then and there?
Euron had at most 20 people with him.
Saves them time and manpower since now they'll still have to fight Euron in battles to come and lose more people that way.
>>69906509
They've toned down their tit showing and stopped showing dragon b itches I'm literally upset, and she's fat as fuck now
>>69906536
>alive thousands of years before the first men
>oh shit snow zombies
>all dead
really fucking neato
>>69906536
lmfao that things name is leaf?
>>69905897
chubby chasers unite
>>69906254
Reminder that GRRM, not D&D, came up wih Hold The Door.
Worthless beta virgin bed-wetting whining book morons BTFO ONCE AGAIN!
So its just Ghost and Nymeria left? You think DD even remember Nymeria?
>>69906541
>How did Meera fuck Hodor's brain up by just shouting
The other ones are retarded but presumably Hodor saw the way he was going to die while being warged and that fucked his shit all up.
>>69906541
>1) How did Asha steal all of Euron's ships from him with 15 men while he's doing the ceremony?
I assume she had quite a few loyalists besides the ones shown
>2) Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run
with them?
The bomb was shown to glow blue, I assume she was using somesort of magic to charge it to be more explosive. Plus it slowed the wights down more when they were converging on her.
>3) Why didn't Bran just wake the fuck up? How did Meera fuck Hodor's brain up by just shouting?
idk
>>69906536
It better have the sound effects. That crunchy sound really made the stabbing seem real!
>>69906541
they're pulling a Harry Potter and making the fans come up with their own explanations.
>>69906555
wtf? i'd do a better job at that, easily. watch me freak out after i lose at Halo, that fat kid has nothing on me. fuck game of thrones casting for skinny shaming
>>69906541
>Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run with them?
CGI/makeup/prosthetics are expensive anon, gotta save some dosh for that epic "dany rides the dragon again" scene ;)
>>69906541
1) We don't exactly know how much time has passed, whether it's later that day or the next. I agree it's convenient as all hell, but you can imagine enough time passing for Asha and Theon to amass enough supporters and crew to do it - thing is, they didn't even give that a scene and it felt rushjob.
>>69906254
who /treewizard/?
>>69906551
yes
So the question is: if you could fuck brans season 1 boypussy but you had to bring him accross the wall thus dooming everyone in existance would you ravage sansas asshole before or after brought back to like shereen gives you a rimjob?
>GRRM pulls out a "I'm the Armored Titan, and he's the Colossal Titan"-tier twist planned 5 books in advance
>/got/ is so triggered about D&D that they cannot recognize GRRM genius when it hits them in the face
>>69906598
That was obvious because it was a good scene.
Though time travel is still stupid and I don't like it
>>69906322
>Goddamn I just want a Manderly Mummer's farce speech
>AND WE'RE NOT GONNA GET IT
supposedly, one of the leaks confirms a great speech where a northern lord "reverses his allegiance"
but they will mess it up just like they ruined the kingsmoot
>>69906541
>1) How did Asha steal all of Euron's ships from him with 15 men while he's doing the ceremony?
She convinced the captains and crews that she won the Kingsmoot.
>2) Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run with them?
Kill off extraneous characters.
>>69906604
I'm sure she will show up sometime in the future just to be killed a few episodes/scenes after
>>69906500
Jon will kill Arya you fucking retard. Nissa nissa,
>>69906567
+ weirwood tree + ancient children of the forest meme magics
>We will never see Mance casted right
>>69906604
When Arya comes back to Westeros she'll hook up with Nymeria.
>>69906543
yeah m8
>>69906638
where are the tits
>>69906638
>second from the left
the fuck
>>69906374
While watching it was pretty clear to me that it wasn't something D&D could have come up with. Is there anything memorable and original that they've brought to the table?
>>69906011
Eline Powell aka Fake Sansa
>>69906558
NICE RECOVERY GURM
>>69906628
Dragon needs to be extra big to carry Dany now, so much bigger CGI costs.
>>69906598
Same with the White Walker origins. We are literally getting the outline of the last two books minus all the pointless shit like Aegon. Bookfags btfo.
>>69906497
Shouldn't have done steroids m9
>>69906598
> being this upset at people who read
>>69906558
you forgot he has a crown of (t)horns
>>69906638
wood bang
>>69906674
She looks like the ork in two towers that wants to eat merry and pippins legs
>>69906624
anon, pls
sharpest hips in westeros
>>69906541
>2) Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run with them?
Cause grenade won't delay them enough, but getting them to actually stop to stab her, have them all congregate around her and then blow them all up, kills more, burns more and delays more.
And she gets to die to protect the lives of Men who she made the Walkers to kill in the first place
Well it all makes sense and been predicted already. It was pretty obvious that WW were made by children of the forest as they are vunerable to obsidian. They were made as a weapon during war with the first man but then propably rebelled when they learned they can make legions of zombies that aren't afraid of obsidian. In the end children and men teamed up to drive WW beyond the wall.
>>69906465
I saw at least five youtubers predict that twist years ago. It's not surprising.
>>69906638
would fuck 3 and 4 (left to right)
>>69906647
It's more on the order of
>I'm the Yhwh of a thousand years ago, Ichigo.
>>69906541
1 She didnt steal them all, just the best ones, what i took from that scene was that they where looking at the ships she hadnt taken.
2 If youve read the sword of truth series you may be familiar with the idea that a wizard in that universe can give his life to a spell and in doing so amplify it. perhaps its something like that, more likely it was just so they could have another shot of someone getting btfo.
3 Hodor was being warged in 2 different time periods by the same mind and could hear, through bran, meera shouting. Im pretty sure itd fuck most minds up, plus its convenient, and desu i dont know why i try to defend or explain this shit anymore, its gone to shit, id stop watching if somebody would just tell me how it ended.
Wasnt the NK a lord commander of the NW?
If he was, how can they show him being created like hundred of year before the creation of the NW?
>>69906647
>it's actually just supposed to be funny that he's an autistic door holder made from time travel
>but everyone is worried about the logical explanation that will never come
>>69906676
fAnsa!
is that... trystane martell with her? wtf
>>69906676
I'm pretty sure everyone made that assumption
>>69906676
Is that Trystane?
There was a glimmer of good acting here.makes me wonder if they used CGI to make her eyebrows stay still
>>69906638
I'd fuck all four tbqhfam
Can someone explain the Hodor time paradox for me?
>>69906727
>the sword of truth series
Femdom fetish: the books
>>69906676
>Is there anything memorable and original that they've brought to the table?
Theon burning letter
Robert talking with Cersei
>>69906541
>2) Why did Leaf have to sacrifice herself? Why couldn't she just fucking toss the bomb and run with them?
I think the idea was that, the undead were gaining on them and with a large door at the end of the tunnel, it would take Hodor a few moments to open and she needed to buy them more time. I don't mind that it happened, just again felt really quick and typical.
>3) Why didn't Bran just wake the fuck up? How did Meera fuck Hodor's brain up by just shouting?
Bran was deep in time/space travel mode. I don't recall him ever being super easily roused. She didn't affect Hodor, Bran was slightly hearing her calls, he already warged Hodor in the past, he was in front of past Hodor, etc etc the resonance was strong and rising.
>>69906355
I want to convert and worship the firelord.
>>69906742
DELETE THIS
>>69906767
That tongue looks CGI
>>69906653
>She convinced the captains and crews that she won the Kingsmoot.
But everyone was seen literally chanting Euron's name.
>>69906676
>While watching it was pretty clear to me that it wasn't something D&D could have come up with.
I don't read the books, but this was still beyond obvious
![Robert+Sheehan+as+Nathan+Young+on+Misfits+S01E01+4[1].png](https://i.imgur.com/7Zkafss.png "Robert+Sheehan+as+Nathan+Young+on+Misfits+S01E01+4[1]")
>>69906676
is that fucking nathan? You know, the guy who bullied RAMSAY before he went full edgelord
>>69906758
>I cant get rid of you
>I cant have you stay
>now fuck off on a pointless journey and dont come back till you complete an impossible task
She played him good.
>>69906742
he was wearing black pants
perhaps there is more that we do not know atm
>>69906374
>"Sansa is pretty good at playing the Game"
>She refuses Littlefinger's army
>She follows his advices and thinks she's smart
Bran will be most similar to either Tetsuo from Akira, a Looper, or that Butterfly effect guy.
>>69906742
Has the show even mentioned the legend of the Night's King at all? Doesn't seem like they are going to bother establishing it as the same character.
>Euron somehow tricks some retarded Ironborn into making him king
>GIVE MEH DA BLESSING OF DA DROWNED GOD
>almost drowns
>Yara and Theon fuck off with the best ships while he kills himself
>''WHERE ARE MY NIECE AND NEPHEW? LET'S MURDER EM HEHEHE''
>'''OH FUCK THEY TOOK OUR SHIPS TEAR DOWN YER HOUSES LET'S BUILD NEW ONES''
>>69906374
>HOLD THE DOOR CONFIRMED STRAIGHT FROM GRRM
Of course it is. Did you really think D&D came up with it on their own?
Anyone ship Bran and Meera?I hope they kiss in next episode
my hodor reaction video if anyone wants to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AF8y3og6fgk
>we were at war with you
>you were slaughtering us and burning down our trees
>bran is a stark who hail directly from the first men and were not at war with the children at that time
Post last good moment of the show.
>>69906551
>no ass
I knew there was a catch ;_;
>>69906727
Why was Bran warging into past Hodor? He hears Meera screaming "wake up", so he wargs into present Hodor.
Yet he still stays asleep, and then precede to warg into past Hodor?
MUMMER NED IS LITERALLY A BETTER CHARACTER THAN 90% OF THE MAIN CAST, DISCUSS.
>>69906742
NW NK =/= WW NK
>>69906723
I refuse to believe that there is anyone that will bother to read that much of Bleach.
>>69906758
Agreed. Still probably took over 500 takes for her to get it right.
>>69906662
Cast.
Just cast.
>>69906742
i think the one in the vision was just "a" night king. "the" night king was a commander. like the first few were random nobodies but the commander one became the legendary super powerful king guy
Who else wants to see the White Walkers fuck up more spinach people and use more Ice magic that scene was dope as fuck.
>>69906843
>>almost drowns
No, he did drown, but the Drowned God made him come back stronger!
He's like the ghetto Lord of Light, or the Ubunto version of Windows.
>>69906768
Magic transcends time. That's all you really need to know. Don't overthink it. Magic shouldn't be explained. It's magic, it exists.
>>69906768
Hodor becomes a retard, which makes him dedicated as a servant/caretaker. This allows him to be the prime assistant of a crippled Bran. He becomes close with the boy, to the extent of running away with him. During their journey to discover Bran's purpose, a warging accident plus the burtal killing of Hodor causes the mental trauma to go back in time and make young Hodor a retard.
>>69906828
Its not impossible, remember Shireen
>>69906781
>just again felt really quick and typical.
shit dabid , this woman can give bran liek all the answers he needs without going to a sighseeing tour in stark history !
>i know dabid allahu akbar dabid !
>>69906843
>Long anticipated kingsmoot
>>69906543
Are you retarded?
>>69906862
>yes, it's the being who was actually there thousands of years ago that's wrong about what really happened, our books and history are 100% accurate and factual and prove her wrong.
>Hey did I ever tell you about Garth Greenhand, was all green and had antlers and could grow anything and make women fertile with just a look or touch.
post yfw all the direwolves come back as whitewalkers
>>69906447
She looks distinctly spic under that lighting. Which I guess is what they were going for with more exotic look for Essos Fire Priestess' which is something they've already done before.
>>69906691
>read
Most bookfags on /tv/ are wikifags
Like anything doing with time travel it doesnt make any sense at all.
Hodor is too retarded to help the others out during the attack so Bran has to mind fuck him into doing it. Bran mind fucking him makes him retarded. If Bran didnt mind fuck him Hodor could've just been a regular person grabbed Bran and ran.
So Bran's reason to mind fuck Hodor is also the cause. Its just a shit paradox. Any story that has time travel completely breaks down for it destroys the most basic aspect of reality of cause and effect.
>>69906497
rather small/average.
His cock is extremely slim though. Not that impressive
So when is tumblr queen returning to Westeros?
That mummer's play is basically what the show actually is in relation to the books.
>>69906936
No, why do you ask?
Lots of nice work fromJack Bender in his first outing, although his most memorable shot might end up being a cut to a closeup of a dude’s penis. The shot doesn’t serve any particular function outside of responding to ongoing commentary, but I like it: turnabout is fair play, and I take great comfort when showrunners actively troll segments of their viewership. It lets me know they’re human.
>>69906870
He's King of North and Down South
>>69906813
Good eye
>>69906828
Shireen already accomplished the task and she was a literal child
>>69906960
nah she looks slav as fuck
waiit.. Bran warged into present-day Hodor to get him up and moving. Did he ever leave Hodor? Was Hodor conscious and present, in charge of his own actions at the moment of his own death? Was Bran’s split consciousness into both Hodor timelines the reason for what happened in the past? Or, did Bran leave present-day Hodor after only a moment? Was Hodor in control of his own body at the end? If that’s the case, Meera told him to hold the door, so he held the door of his own accord. But was he even fully aware of what he was sacrificing? Did he know what was about to happen to him? Did he know that Bran and Meera were leaving him for good? To me, it was not clear exactly which of these two options happened. Both make me uncomfortable. At worst, Bran just used mind control to straight up murder a disabled man who had been his longtime friend. At best, Meera took advantage of a disabled man’s fear and wilingness to follow orders and left him behind.
>>69906768
>Can someone explain the Hodor time paradox for me?
In the joyous days of childhood oft they told of wondrous love. Pointed to the dying Saviour; now they dwell with Him above. Will the circle be unbroken by and by, by and by? Is a better home awaiting in the sky, in the sky?
>>69906867
...I will never understand some men's need for huge asses. Kinvara has a 10/10 body, even if you don't like her face at least IMO
>>69906758
>makes me wonder if they used CGI to make her eyebrows stay still
Are you me? I was literally thinking the same thing.
>>69906843
>its a bran wargs into euron and wins the kingsmoot episode
So then, is Bran basically every god now?
>>69906981
Sorry shy guy but season 6 has been better than book 4 and 5.
>>69906804
Captains are not necessarily lords?
Why did GURM give the entire plot outline to D&D?
Why not tell them to just OC the entire fucking thing?
MUH strong wymyn: the season
It was a great episode, but now it's obvious they're shoving SJW evil white man shit down our throats.
>>69906981
:$ i like you too
My problem was these people sacrificing themselves for Bran and we don't know why. WHY? Why do these CotF die for him? 3ER didn't teach Bran shit.
>>69907049
Bookbro here.I agree
>>69906981
Damn, you're pretty insightful, you know that?
>>69907004
Stannis went near insane trying to find something to cure it. All he managed to do was get the spread stopped.
>>69906912
how is that a paradox? its evidence that time in the got universe is non-linear. it has absolutely no paradoxical attributes.
>>69906768
Bran was being all fucky in the past, and controlling present Hodor at the same time, Somehow it got all jumbled up and the commands to 'hold the door' got into past-hodor's mind and dun fucked him up good.
Is there anything Bran can do right?
He started the war and now this.
>>69906400
>implying we'll even get that far in the story
>implying we won't meander around vaes dothrak, meereen and winterfell for 80% of the book
>implying the fatman has any ability to wrap things up
>>69907004
literal children with greyscale die from it less than adults with it do
It's like a more fucked up chickenpox
>>69906960
oh hey it's fka twigs
>>69906981
Hey, um so what's up?
>>69906981
N-nice to meet you
>you will never be kept in the lord of light priestess dungeon
That play gave me Witcher 3 vibes
>>69906981
Weirdly it was better, even though the show created it. The show made fun of itself and it was better than the "good version". It is a curious paradox and might be dangerous.
>>69906551
sauce ?
>>69907021
Good questions
Someone elaborate please.
>>69906551
any pornstar lookalikes?
>>69907044
There is more than one God. The whole series is a chess game between several time travelers.
>>69907082
What would be the cause of this anomaly?
>>69906860
>if anyone wants to see
No one wants to see.
>>69906916
jorah is gonna go look for stannis and shireen to ask for the cure, ends up becoming a white walker
>>69907057
>/tv/ complains all the time about the liberties D&D do on the show
>/tv/ complains when they follow the outline provided by GRRM himself
What the fuck do you fags want?
>>69907123
>The whole series is a chess game between several time travelers.
Fuck you, don't make me long for Malazan adaptation.
>>69907044
Yes.
He is the Great Other. He is Bloodraven. He is the Lord of Light. He is the Drowned God. He is the Storm. He is of the night.
Carmela can you HOLD THE FUCKING DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>69907108
>That play gave me Witcher 3 vibes
Well the writing quality was on par with TW3.
>>69906676
can someone photoshop ramsay in?
>>69906773
There is no single woman or group of woman in the series that is any use whatsoever without the leadership of a man, save for that witch woman in the omen machine but i stopped reading them there....confessor was the real last book in my mind.
Mord Sith - Powers given them to a man, after being broken by a man.
Confessors, powers completely drain them and they require a male wizard to accompany them outside of the palace.
Sisters of light, completely misguided and believe in a very specifically MALE creator.
Sisters of Dark Completely misguided and believe in a veryy specifically MALE Keeper.
Nicci was so conflicted she didnt know what she wanted and succumbed to Male guidance every time.
You read it wrong dumbass, or maybe you just watched the show?
>>69906465
bookfagots btfo
Did I miss hear something Baelish said...."joining the fray"?
>>69906773
could use more like it desu famalam
>>69906537
haha, made you look at dick
>>69907082
In order for this stuff to take place, Hodor needs to become retarded. But he only becomes retarded because this takes place.
>>69907108
bet you don't even know what the witcher 3 play was based on
PROMISE ME NED
>>69907057
>Why did GURM give the entire plot outline to D&D?
I don't think he did and even if it is the case the show has diverged from the books enough so it won't feel like you re-treading the same ground once the books come out.
>>69906860
>these are the people who browse /tv/
>>69907090
Bran is gonna be the voice that the Mad King heard
Updated Power Rankings:
God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn
Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys
Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran
Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)
Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)
is euron responsible for torching dany's ships before heading back to pyke?
>>69907071
anyone?
>>69907171
>You read it wrong dumbass
>says the guy that literally doesn't know how to read
epic
>>69907021
>>69907116
Time is a flat circle.
>>69907223
who cares lol have some more dicks and tits!
>>69906254
I really want stannis to still be alive. Please.
>>69907107
What do you think she'd do to you there?
>>69906901
fuck off /g/, your not welcome here.
>>69907227
>>69907071
If you won't sacrifice yourself to save this cute boy you should literally kill yourself.
So despite the retardation that has occurred in the last 5 ep's how does everyone feel about the best character in the show showing up next ep to save Bran and Meera's asses?
https://youtu.be/GGKbmVlJJ4c?t=1m5s
>>69907123
That makes sense. I was wondering what would be his motivations, but an overarching conflict like that would make sense.
Plus, it puts a clear divide between Bran and whatever it is that spoke to Varys when he got the chop.
>>69906860
kys
>>69907148
my dick
>Send my son away to a Tundra
>He returns after a year
>He's still a fat fuck
>mfw
>>69907274
He's an uggo man now
>hey guys i just killed my brother lmao let me sit the seastone chair. oh and his kids are a couple of faggots
>wow i like this guy he's a straight shooter please be my king urine
>>69907108
>>69907166
>Witcher 3 has a better writing than GoT's current season
>A fucking fantasy video game has better writing than a HBO show
Hilarious and depressing at the same time
>>69906519
it's not "showing an origin story" that makes them not scary. It's that the origin story is retarded and cliché as fuck. We've seen it a thousand times already.
>Fuck where's my outfit's top?
>Just wear your normal shirt lol, no one will notice.
>>69907071
The only child that died for him was Leaf. The other were simply killed trying to defend themselves against ice zombies.
I think their loyalty lied with the 3ER, and I think we're going to learn more about him for the coming Bran scenes, and when the explanation comes it might make sense
>>69907021
He warged into present day Hodor, but still being in the past created some sort of mental fuckery with Past Hodor. If Hodor was ever in control of his own body, it was right at the end when he was getting ripped to pieces
>>69906598
>the good part of the episode was thanks to GRRM
>D&D lack the understanding to show the proper context of these events, cheapening them with very little set-up
>this is somehow bookfags being BTFO
nice try guy
>>69907306
>son, i am disappoint
Okay deviantart
>>69907274
>TFW they didn't shoot every scene of his in one year so he could stay a cute boy.
Would've been more powerful and his actions would feel more justified tbqh.
>>69907289
> in the show
*from the books*
>>69906897
>spinach people
kek
but yeah I love episodes like Hardhome and tonight's episode
>>69907274
Maybe in his prime shota days but he's ugly af now.
do u guys think there's a bugchaser (people who try to get AIDS on purpose) fetish for greyscale
>>69907320
Remember when she wore jeans for like an entire season?
>>69907228
which of my points are you debating there?
so did fatman write hold door or was that DD?
because for me that was the first scene that actually impressed me in the slightest the entire season.
but holy shit other than that can we please stop with the emasculation bullshit?! it's not even that women are being focal points; they have belittled and emasculated every single male lead in the entire show.
>the descendants of Brandon the Shipwright will never return from Americos to liberate the Westerosi from feudal aristocracy and burn the white walkers in glorious hellfire.
Probably be a better ending than Dabid's.
>>69906415
>windows 10
>chrome
>origin
I don't know what's more disgusting
>aeron supporting euron
hahaha
>>69907128
do you not know what nonlinear time means? asking what is the cause of that event is like asking to identify the start of a circle. it exists as a whole.
>>69907186
ok? that isnt a paradox. do you not know time travel paradoxes are?
>>69907144
Follow the books up to what's written so far.
Leave the stuff unwritten. Come up with your own material.
>>69907351
>Bugchaser fetish
What the fuck?
>>69907314
It's not surprising considering that CDPR knows the fucking material and don't try to shit all over the Author's work.
>>69907244
just like the earth
pottery
>>69906355
So is she super fucking old like the red headed priestess?
Are all the followers of the light immortal?
Any book anons care to enlighten me?
>>69907222
>CIA
>not in meme tier.
He is the biggest meme.
>>69907355
Huh. lmao
>>69907328
>bookfags claiming how stupid and hamfisted it was Hodor's origin and death
>documentary for episode 5 comes out, turns out it's also true in the books
>now somehow, it was the "good part"
I knew bookfags were hypocrites when they didn't complain about Dothraki bowing to Dany when she walked out of Drogo's pyre, but complaining when she came out of a burning temple, but come on
>>69907306
Told you guys Sam wouldn't say Gilly was a Wildling.
His dad would have her and her babe killed and behead Sam for breaking his vows in helping a Wildling past the Wall and all the way South
>>69907314
What I said is that TW3 had the same writing quality as the play. Now try to stop being a subhuman slav please.
What did she mean by this?
>>69907351
CHOKE ME SCALEDADDY
>>69907289
literal retard
In the arms of an angel, fly away from here.
>>69907359
>so did fatman write hold door or was that DD?
>because for me that was the first scene that actually impressed me in the slightest the entire season
AHAHAHAHA FUCKING BOOK-FAGS
nice try
>>69907397
DD are making the canon now.
>>69907294
I am just repeating what Preston Jacobs told me.
Where's *fart noise* anon? I want to read his shitposts to distract from how D&D fucked up key plots from the unreleased books.
>>69907359
yeah the only thing they haven't done is male rape
honestly though where did that fucking direwolf come from? i didn't know that nigga even had his still until it just showed up for 5 seconds and got slaughtered.
baka desu
>>69907411
Didn't he already break his vows by leaving the Night's Watch, sleeping with a girl and apparently fathering a child.
>>69906960
Holy shit ayy lmao
>>69907359
It was Martin.
>>69906841
I think they do. I specifically remember Giantsbane or one of the wildings telling Snow about how one of the NW went off with a NQT and went around thereof.
>>69907410
I'm a bookfag and thought it was pretty great. I've been posting this since yesterday.
Try again, ragefag.
>>69907436
I've never read the books and I don't understand your autism.
>>69907364
how else can i play battlefield without origin?
This is my entertainment machine, nothing serious or private gets done on here, its for shitposting, gaming and watching meme of thrones. windows 10 and chrome both serve their purpose just fine.
>>69907359
Stop this shit
You're literally the in the opositte spectrum of tumblr now: tumblr sees patriarchy in everything, now you fags see SJW conspiracy in everything
But who will save Bran and Meera from the White Walkers?
>>69907123
>>69907160
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
THE FAT MAN CAN NOT BE THIS MUCH OF A HACK
>>69907420
she also said she wants to have an incestuous relationship with her onscreen character but i guess that doesnt make for a good headline
>>69907490
HoldTheDoor
>>69907328
You were part of the beta brigade whining about Hold The Door being dumb when you thought D&D thought of it.
Now it turns out to be GRRM's idea you love it.
Don't even try to lie little man.
Anyone else like the new meme character?
>>69907483
>I'm a gaymer
>>69907381
Nah, GRRM dying is too much of a real possibility for me to pass on the ending he planned on the show
>>69907490
B E N J E N
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>>69907017
Isn't she israeli?
>>69907453
>yeah the only thing they haven't done is male rape
What do you think happened to Loras?
>>69907490
Benjen who is Coldhands
Please post fake sansa tits
>>69907390
Sapkowski disagrees.
>>69907359
>Strong men....don't have to humiliate women and be a cunt to everyone around them
>Stronk Womyn....humiliate men and be a cunt to everyone around them
>Lol why do you hate strong women characters anon? Are you sexist or something? Teehee
>>69907420
Sophie is a dumb slag who will fuck anything
>>69907458
he was sent on a mission from the Lord Commander himself, it's an order. It isn't treason. NW go and do shit all around Westeros. Otherwise, Benjen being at Winterfell in Season 1 was "oh man, he's a traitor because he's not perpetually at the wall".
How do you think they go and get people, dumbass?
>"HO THE DO"
>"HO THE DO"
>"HO THE DO"
I don't get it. why doesn't she just say his name? hodor? does she have speech impediment
>>69907355
kek
>>69907420
she wants to lez out but dosnt want to come out irl bcos perhaps her familly is old fashioned.
Also rape victims turning gay is a bit of a cliche isnt it?
>there are people who actually thought that Hodor was Aegon
>>69906254
Well I'm just glad something fucking happened in this episode, finally. Even if they were all cheap ass revelations.
>>69906860
Love it.
Heres mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wJzlyUWrYhw
>>69907458
He's not gonna tell his father any of that.
Hence him not telling him about Gilly being a wildling. Would give the dad all the right to kill Sam and Gilly and the babe, and he's no use to Jon dead.
He'll lie and probably say Gilly was some Mole's Town chick and the kid isn't his but he's gotten to know Gilly and wanted to keep her safe and bring her South since the Wildings fucked Mole's Town over and Castle Black's no place for women.
>>69907083
I get how he became a retard
with bran controlling him in the present and past and hearing meera scream hold the door
but that doesn't address the fact that hodor wouldn't have been a retard in the first place, travelling to the wall with bran and all that
>>69907523
Yes but she was born in Russia so she has both Slav and Jew genes
>be Child of the forest
>ebil men come and start building things i dont like
>create monsters to kill evil white men
>plan backfires
>s-somebody help us!
Women..
>>69907193
Eh. The books will talk about smaller houses and shit. But the main plot points are still there.
How Night's King turned to be, how Bloodraven will die, etc.
>>69907511
>Nikolaj can hide his Scandi accent flawlessly
>This guy doesn't even bother
>>69907449
Thats nice and all but what about my question?
Are you saying that their is no answer?
>You must become me
>Let's go and stare at your young father some more and not say anything to each other
>>69907410
>>69907504
Are you guys related to D&D? Why are you white knighting this shitty show so hard?
>>69907511
MAKE THE IRONBORN GREAT AGAIN
>>69907517
among other things, yes.
your point?
>>69906959
post yfw Hodor comes back as a strong tard whitewalker.
>>69907343
That would have been pretty neat desu.
>>69907178
COME AND SEE
>>69906882
Bleach was always the most consistent of the Big Three. And it had the best anime, by virtue of not having so many episodes that it became 50% filler and 50% Filipino budget animation.
>WW are just a bunch of ice zombies made by tinkerbell
BRAVO D&DGRRMM
>>69907575
She has a very unique look, I like it
>>69907420
>Wants Sansa to fug girls
>Wants Sansa to have a spectacular shocking death scene
Sophie Turner confirmed for based. She must hate Sansa more than Stephen Dillane hated Stannis.
>>69906638
I began watching this show thinking it was a realistic fantasy just set in a fictional world.
Now this is happening and my shit is truly fucked.
>>69907596
just pulling your leg m8
at least you don't use VLC
>>69907381
This is not Fullmetal alchemist and this is not animated shit.
To follow the books as they're written would cost far too fucking much and take way too fucking long and be boring as death
>>69906362
>IT WAS ME, JON
>IT WAS ME, DANY
>IT WAS ME, MEERA
>IT WAS ME, HODOR
>IT WAS MEEEE
>REMEMBER THE TIME YOU
>MEEEEEE
requesting Bran in Harrison Wells' chair
>>69907535
Not true Sapkowski says they did a good job with the game and the materiel it's just that only he can officially continue the tale of Geralt and he doesn't like the gaming medium. Him hating the Witcher game is a meme.
>>69906773
Eh. Now that you mention it, I wonder if reading them from a young age had an effect on my sexual preferences.
>Jon mentioned the Manderlys this episode
Oh God please don't fuck them up Dungeons and Dragons like you did with the Umbers. I wonder if Jon will send Davos to meet with them.
>>69907155
Currently on Toll the Hounds, and I don't know how anyone could even make a Malazan series.
Too much going on, too much history, and like 50times more character than GoT
>>69906758
that was the cringiest part of the whole episode
"d-do not turn your back on your queen!"
>>69907511
nope
>>69907543
shes trying to be hip with them ebonics the kids all like.
>>69907586
Urines accent changed at least 3 times and i can only place Irish...mind you that could be fairly fitting, he has travellled a lot.
>>69907586
It's weird because he sort of does at the start, then just gives up and talks Scandi as fuck.
>>69907483
Origin is one thing but using Windows 10 is just degeneracy.Chrome is pretty based though, the master race of browsers.
>>69907602
LEAVE WILLIS ALONE
>>69907593
Why are sucking GRRM's fat pink mast so hard?
whats the sansa dupe's name?
>>69906618
Bran was controlling hodor through younger hodor as a sort of proxy, which is why he could hear meera yelling to hold the door.
>>69907734
Eline Powell
>>69907705
>using googlebotnet
At least use Chromium you faggot
>>69907028
boys layk dat juicy froot
>>69907734
Eline Powell, mother of titties.
>>69907724
Sunrise found me shitposting in /got/
>>69907638
you are fucking cringe worthy at interacting with people.
>>69907705
Telemetry gathering aside, whats wrong with windows 10? it works great, is responsive as fuck and i like the interface style. (i prefer win2k but this is better than 8)
I get the privacy intrusion is a big deal, but as i said i dont put anything on this machine i want to keep private, its my fun box.
>>69907572
Simple, Hodor's life is a closed loop. It's not like if you go back in time and kill your parents before you're born. What happened was always going to happen. GoT universe confirmed Deterministic.
show the best reacton video to watch
>>69907762
isnt that just google botnet beta ?
also, nothing private on this machine.
>>69907782
where do you think you are?
>>69907123
hhooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy fffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck
>>69907751
No, Bran was already warging and controlling Hodo before he started mindfucking young Hodor.
He just lost control of his powers and started mindfucking Hodor which led to Hodor also hearing what Bran was heading and being assaulted by it
>>69907762
There is no point in refusing the love of the hivemind.
>>69907806
so hodor would have become a retard in any scenario?
i.e kicked in the head or something by a horse if Bran didn't do what he did?
BACK TO DORNE NEXT EP LEL
>>69906598
>http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963
Actually that's wrong. The showrunners apparentally were told this reveal by George R.R. Martin himself in a hotel room in a meeting where he was revealing some important plot points. So, yeah, this will also be revealed in the book when it finally comes out.
>>69907806
That only makes Bran's own history and actions deterministic, it does not mean EVERYONE is deterministic.
Take your freshmen class level of philosophy and time travel someplace else, it literally only means that Bran's own cyclic time is a closed loop. You'd know that if you weren't twelve. Any other timeline he effects isn't "determined" by itself.
>>69906455
Underrated reference, 11/10 anon
>>69907874
I dont get why he needed the scar on his head if the brain fuckery was just bran doing brainhacks
>>69907572
>but that doesn't address the fact that hodor wouldn't have been a retard in the first place
what do you mean by "in the first place"? he was turned into a retard in the past. there is only 1 timeline. he was always a retard because the past already happened (hence it being the past).
>>69906768
His loop got closed f@m
Can a warg warg into another warg and force that warg to warg into himself, ergo completely switching bodies?
>>69907874
there are no other scenarios. bran didnt "change" the future/past. the past always happened that way.
>>69907909
>>69907910
alright you guys need to break this down more
you don't understand that I'm a single-digit iq mongoloid
>>69907123
>There is more than one God. The whole series is a chess game between several time travelers.
FUCK MY DICK
>>69907420
Make it so
>>69907969
time traveling to the past doesnt change the timeline because the past already happened with the time traveler effecting it.
history has always been
>hodor is born healthy
>lives normally until hes a teen
>bran from the future makes him retarded
thats it
>>69907355
post pics
>>69907495
Pls explain how this is a hack job.
A kid being he reason behind all wars because he learned the basics of how to time travel but didn't learn the rules of not fucking with people and causing paradoxes is the funniest answer and well as interesting.
What the fuck do you people expect. Some eatherial cloud mind controlling people from Neptune? Fucking over hyped faggots from rwddit I swear
>>69907511
>walk in
>kill the king
>become king
>lets murder my niece and nephew
>lets build ships
>>69908160
Paradoxes can't occur. Past has already happened.
All that Bran can do by going into the past and trying to change stuff is become the cause of what's already happened.
>>69907123
>several time travelers
the even bigger double twist is that they are all the same immortal person at different times throughout their life
>>69908192
He paid the iron price, he TOOK his crown, from Balon's corpse
>>69908233
>mfw 3 eyed raven is Bran who got stuck where he shouldn't have been
>>69908233
I had that twist planned for one of my books that I will never write.
>>69907314
Fuck plebeian you sure fucked up if you think the Witcher 3 has better writing than literally anything in the world.
>>69908233
>>69908285
>>69908289
>TFW Bran is just a young Dr. Who in what would later be called Gallifrey
>>69907222
>Sneks and CIA not in meme tier
DROP'D
>>69906963
reading it on wiki is still reading
>>69908233
>>69908285
>>69908411
This is more like elder scrolls CHIM bullshit where everyone is just lorkahn/akatosh the schizophrenic god having an argument with itself and becoming hundreds of people simultaneously and murdering each other to determine who is correct
>>69907359
>impressed by a cringefest
ok
Do we know the name of the young actress from the play Arya sees? The one that played as "Sansa?" I unironically don't think I've ever seen a more attractive woman.
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