>>69906254
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RIGHTFUL
Updated Power Rankings:
God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn
Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys
Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran
Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)
Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)
I just came in to a lot of free time, should I pick up the books?
>>69907590
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How was it, lads?
She's a cute
CUTE!
>>69907590
KINVARA
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>>69907590
WHO IS LETO GOING TO PLAY
>>69907640
A FUCKING SHISHKEBAB
That Euron was fucking shit
>>69907640
So cute
>>69907652
No, don't let yourself get cucked by a fat fuck who'll never finish the books and don't put money towards his next meal.
>>69907667
>>69907669
>You will never have a blue eyed Jewess :(
>>69907667
pornstar doppleganger WHERE?
>>69907652
No they're shit
You'll be bored as fuck because you already know everything that happens, and then when you start AFFC and ADWD you'll want to kill yourself because absolutely nothing fucking happens in them. Don't waste your money.
WYLLIS CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOR
>>69907669
>>69907667
>tfw she will never fuck you in the arse with a big strap-on with her hairy arms and curly teasure trail
>>69907671Jon Connington
What the fuck is with CIA's accent anyway? Every scene he talks in an entirely different way. The weird falsetto he had going on this time sounded ridiculous.
When will the showfags get out?
I want this place to be slow again.
>>69907590
>Jon mentioned the Manderlys this episode
Oh God please don't fuck them up Dungeons and Dragons like you did with the Umbers. I wonder if Jon will send Davos to meet with them.
>>69907671
cold handserello
I WANT MORE RED CHINK PRIESTESS
>>69907671
Rhaegar
>>69907671
rhaegar targaryan
>>69907667
I was a bit baffled that medievil priestesses wear pink lipstick, but hey, I guess it could be crushed beetlejuice or fire magic.
Guys I'm terrified of when Hodor comes back as a whitewalker. He's going to one on one Wun-Wun.
xth for Daario
>>69907687
showfags liked him.
>>69907692
She green-eyed
>>69907671
I wish this was real.
He can sing. He'd be a fine Rhaegar.
>>69907667
>>69907669
>ywn have a qt jewish gf
>>69907646
>Stannis
You mean the guy whose name you will never hear mentioned ever again?
>>69907730
That bitch was hideous. I can see why they didn't use her this season.
>>69907590
>>69907640
>You'll never see King Stannis dying peacefully on his deathbed, surrounded by loved ones
>You'll never see King Stannis telling Princess Shireen to be a fair and just queen
>You'll never see Queen Shireen on the Iron Throne, loved by nobles and smallfolks alike
>>69907719
He changes his accent according to the region he's in or the person he speaks to in order to subtly manipulate them
>>69907667
Supposed to be a big black man
>>69907671
ramsay recast
>>69907667
All red priestesses have amazing tits, goddamn
>>69907653
MAKE THE IRON ISLES GREAT AGAIN
BUILD FLEET
>>69907653
PYKE
>>69907646
>Theon
>not God Tier
>>69907756
I won't even question why they decided to cast that dude as Euron, but he should have an eyepatch at least?
>>69907779
No no no Anon the fat man had to have le ebin time travel master wizard kid and le evil ice monsters who are going to get burned down by le beauty queen with le ebin dragons.
>>69907770
He'll be back in 2 episodes
>>69907779
Yes we will, have faith. Our faith will be rewarded when he takes the iron throne back in the name of justice. Besides all the loved ones shit but he's got a hot ass witch
>>69907671
Mad King Aerys that Bran makes crazy
>>69907719
>>69907781
CIA is literally Steven Seagal of the GoT universe, isn't he?
>>69907671
Mad King
>SON'S GONNA FREAK
The white walkers are right behind the bran sled in the middle of Siberia . how the fuck can they escape without CIA s teleporter
don't worry lads glorious mace will save next episode
>>69907719
Speaking that way is more chaotic
>>69907812
Yeah, and why didn't Daario have a blue beard? Come on, DD.
>>69907667
If she doesn't show her tits and frequently as Melly we riot
>>69907804
Reek was god tier, now he's just a squirmy faggot with a great actor
>>69907776
cute
>>69907779
Hold true, fellow knight, we will ride with our king come the release of Winds of Winter.r-right?
We aren't getting Moqorro being a crazy fire nigger are we?
>>69907825
JUST FUCK MY SERIES UP
>>69907837
You mean benjen will
>>69907860
ayy lmao
>>69907837
Look at that fucking helm. Glorious!
where the fuck is Eurons crew? whre the fuck was the dragon horn?
also Hodor? hold the door? really?
>>69907656
Are there more showfags here than usual today...?
How do people even enjoy this fucking episode?
>>69907779
Stannis can't produce heirs for shit, which means he single handedly ended Baratheons line by killing Renly.
Shireen would marry some Chad from Reah and he'd become the king.
>>69907667
>>69907669
>God of Fire
>all his priestesses are smoking hot
it's like pottery
>>69907860
ayy lmao
>>69907835
Cold Benjen
>Tfw thanks to Bran, Hodor is now a wight
>>69907864
>implying Winds of Winter will come out in your lifetime
So the show version of the Night's King confirmed for completely different lore now.
Basically it's the plot to the film Prometheus (2012)
>>69907840
That's not comparable at all. Daario is a complete clusterfuck, but an eyepatch it's a very simple thing to add to Euron, probably even easier than adding that scar on his face everytime he has scenes
Hell I didn't even mention the blue lips
>>69907837
How do I achieve that tier of helm plume?
Daily reminder The Dany SJW team now has a strong woman who dont need no man, black ex-slave who can speak 1000 languages, a cuckold with stoneaids, 3 eunuchs, one boytoy, and now with yara a strong lesbian leader. She literally gets everything handed to her, dragons, armies, khalasars, cities you name it.
So with today's episode, kinslaying taboo is officially out the window, right?
>>69907885
She could've married one of Robert's bastards
>>69907881
Hopefully soon. Eurons just a meme at the moment.
>>69907687
>mfw
Now I know how the Stannisfags feel
From the first book;
>"I could tell you the story about Brandon the Builder," Old Nan said. "That was always your favorite."
>Thousands and thousands of years ago, Brandon the Builder had raised Winterfell, and some said the Wall. Bran knew the story, but it had never been his favorite. Maybe one of the other Brandons had liked that story. Sometimes Nan would talk to him as if he were her Brandon, the baby she had nursed all those years ago, and sometimes she confused him with his uncle Brandon, who was killed by the Mad King before Bran was even born. She had lived so long, Mother had told him once, that all the Brandon Starks had become one person in her head.
Brandon Stark has come unstuck in time.
So the old guy in the tree is just future Brann right ?
They're actually going to go with that cliche aren't they...
>>69907860
she the most ayy lmaoest of all ayy lmaos
>>69907916
Is your name Mace? If not, you aren't fucking worthy.
DUDE, HEAR ME OUT. WHAT IF BRAN TOLD HIMSELF TO WARG INTO JAMIE SO HE COULD TELL HIMSELF THAT HE NEEDED TO TELL AERIS TO BRUN THEM
>>69907719
That scene was just both characters admitting how idiotic season 5 was.
>>69907920
The ironborn have always been niggers. This is not out of character for them and everyone else will continue thinking they are lawless animals.
place your bets lads
will ghost survive this season?
HUMANS = WHITE PEOPLE
CHILDREN OF THE FOREST = ASIANS
DORTHRAKI = MUSLIMS
WHITE WALKERS = ???
>>69907914
Wall NK =/= WW NK
The origin story will be the same in the books.
>every female character walks around emasculating men left and right
>>69907719
To make himself seem like a small guy
>>69907857
I just want Tyrion to have some red magic session now, nawmsayin?
>>69907937
>It is time for you to become me
I don't think that was meant to be taken literally
>>69907937
The old guy is Brynden rivers, he was around for like 100 years so no
>>69907590
Bran keeps fucking everything up.
And hes gonna fuck things up even further:
>Bran going back over the wall
>Bran is marked
>the walkers will be able to cross it too
>>69907925
I fully expected them to just let Euron die right there on the shore.
fuck them, why isnt the fat fuck doing something? they ruining his books
>>69907867
That's Kinvara's job now. She's Benerro as well it seems.
>>69907933
THE WHOLE FRANCHISE CRUMBLED DOWN INTO A CAPESHIT-TIER SCIFI IN A SINGLE EPISODE
THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
>>69907937
He's a Targ bastard, Brynden Rivers
>>69907958
Why do people care about the damn wolves so much?
>>69907981
Not in the show, friendo.
>>69907959
>Lazy mongol/steppe people rip=off
>Muslims?
Do you even history?
>>69907959
Children of the forest = Jews
White walkers = Nigs
>>69907958
He cant die. If he dies Jon dies. They arent going to kill Jon twice.
>>69907959
>DORTHRAKI = MUSLIMS
>DORTHRAKI
Holy fuck, this post.
>>69907914
>implying any lore from the Age of Heroes is true
Night King is the truth behind all the myth and lies.
>>69907959
White Walkers = White People
You faggot cuck
Friendly reminder for all bookautists to go to /lit/, this board and general are for discussion of the show only :)
Reminder that Euron is still Daario. Euron managed to permanently warg into the body of Daario when Daario was on his crew and is now controlling his normal body and Daario's at the same time.
>bran caused aery's madness literally confirmed
>>69907958
Ghost will but will Nymeria? She hasn't shown up at all
>>69907959
muslim refugees
>>69907986
Literally none of that was his fault.
Bran did nothing wrong. Leave him alone.
>>69907933
No. Fucking. Way.
>>69908060
Wasn't some guy saying this weeks ago in /got/ and everyone said he was fucking stupid?
>>69908036
Is there really only 4 white walkers left ? hardly a threat
>>69907958
>implying Ramsay won't kill Ghost for MUH SHOCK VALUE
Its just him and Nymeria now. They aren't going to bring Nymeria back, as they haven't even hinted at her massive wolf army, and Ghost is likely going to die just so Ramsay can meat his main character murder quota.
Just kill me now I am already dead inside.
>>69908060
BRAN CONFIRMED FOR THE REAL BIG BAD, AND THE NK CONFIRMED FOR HERO.
TYBNK, LITERALLY JESUS.
>>69908070
Brans merkel'd it.
>>69908060
>OY VEY GOYIM BURN DOWN KING'S LANDING
What did he mean by this?
>>69908048
>black twitter meme poster is a showfag
>>69908009
not really. We have known bran can say things in the past since adwd when he tried to talk to ned and theon
>>69907986
>Bran the Builder built the wall
>Bran the Breaker ruins everything, again
>>69907986
i think we can all agree it was forest nigs that really fucked things up
>>69908036
Hey Tyrone
>>69907646
>Jorah second only to Stannis
my nigga
HOL UP
Bookfags help, Where did the white Walkers come from? Where was Bran anyway that the white Walkers just showed up and fucked their shit up?
>>69908019
they are pretty fucking important in the books.
>>69908060
I thought the whole "SansaxJon" thing was a funny meem thing last episode, but that whole clothing bit right before they ride out of Castle Black is making me think it might be more than a meem.
So did Bran also cause Jaime to throw him out the window?
>>69908090
So the Direwolves were meaningless all along? I am assuming they have no major role in GRRM's end game as now all but one have been killed/written off of the show.
>>69908009
Are you serious?
This is literally a fantasy series. If you want to go stroke your muh realism boner, go read some ancient texts concerning the logistics of the battles between random assholes, you jew.
Can someone outside this general even tell how show is declining? Normies seems to be having a blast.
>>69908085
I saw a guy copy and paste his theory brynden did it by accident when he was trying to control the world from the shadows
>>69907933
What the fuck
>>69908060
It better be fucking not
Everyone sees it from 10 miles away
HOLD THE DOOR
Do people unironically like this show now?
Is it because of le epic zombies that everyone loves this episode?
>>69908051
Wait.... There was evidence of Euron being a warg right? Maester told him he couldn't fly and shit?
>>69908127
>implying bookfags like me now
Thanks fatass for not finishing the series you fucking hack.
>>69908140
If they kill enough people, normiedrones will applaud
>>69908088
Craster gave them 98 or so sons, we saw 13 at least when one of Crasters kids was brought before them to be converted and lots of tales tell of people offering their kids to the Walkers over thousands of years, so no
>>69908019
Probably because in the books all of the Stark kids are wargs. That was too complicated for showfags though, so D&D only made Bran a warg.
>>69907937
Yes, the reason why he and Bran went to that specific point in the past was for Bran to turn Wylis into Hodor and so preserve the timeline.
Three-eyed raven is just Bran from a failed future.
>>69908140
>Normies are easily impressed by mediocre things and get caught up in fads
WOW, STOP THE PRESSES!
>>69908105
Potentially he is watching the Mad King, but in the present time they are being attached by wights and he's telling someone in the present to burn them all? Or someone, a la Meera, is telling him to burn them all and Mad King gets Hodor'd
>>69908081
Not only he allowed white walkers to attack the tree cave, but he also mind controled his loyal servant and forced him to sacrifice his life to save his own.
>>69908140
Normies like meme Euron BECAUSE of the dick jokes.
>>69908159
kys
>>69908140
I dont get it either, people actually think this was the best episode
>>69908060
>"Bran, these dead bodies will come back as wights, we need to burn them all."
>Burn them all
>Burn them all
>BURN THEM ALL
>>69907667
>>69907669
>Ania Bukstein (Hebrew: אניה בוקשטיין; born June 7, 1982) is an Israeli actress, singer, voice actress and model. She is best known for her role as Kinvara in the HBO series Game of Thrones.
DROPPED
>>69908108
This must have been done on purpose.
I mean, really.
>>69907918
and yet, jon snow will rule the iron throne while dany acts simply as lightbringer.
>>69908161
Yeah there is a lot of spooky shit going on with Euron.
>>69908140
Most of my friends who have read the books have given up on the show, and most of them dont post here. My GF is a showfag and even she doesn't like it any more. The Dumb masses might eat this shit up, but its starting to get a lot of hate.
>>69908019
Symbolic value, the wolves always represent something symbolic.Yes I'll argue that sansa isn't -really- a stark anymore, she's just another southern lady trying to play the game who happens to have stark blood.
We Rebuild of Evangelion loop storyline now.
>>69908127
It's never explained, in the books they don't even have a leader (The Night's King like in the show) they are basically just white zombies.
What do you mean? He was having a vision of his dad (Ned) getting sent to the Vale (Where he meets Robert) by his grandfather (Rickard). Why he was having the vision when Bloodraven told him he has to leave after being marked / why he was having that specific vision at that time (It was basically just for the Hodor meme, but how did Bloodraven know Hodor would panic and be a retard and need to be warged into?),it's mainly just bad writing imo.
>>69908184
Oh hello, showfag and also fellow Walking Dead watching Redditfriend!
>>69908127
Just wait for twow goy :^)
SO WHAT HAPPENED TO THAT CRASTER BABY WHO WAS TURNED INTO AN OTHER?
IS THAT NIGGA LIKE 6 YEARS OLD NOW?
Is there like awkward >tfwnogf Whites?
>>69908060
>YOU HAVE TO KILL THE MALAYSIAN PRIME MINISTER
>>69908191
oh jesus fuck
>One of the most important plot point in the show about the origin of white walkers
>1 minute scene without buildup
>>69908179
i was waiting for that one
>>69908224
tfw 6 year old Other gets more sex than me
>>69908217
im am all of those things. and this is my board now.
kys
>>69908208
>i don't belong in a conversation but you should give me attention while shoehorn myself into everything on the internet
I fucking hate these people
>>69908213
Summer has ended
>>69908194
>not wanting to marry a qt jewess
top cuck
>>69908190
I'm not normie and I've read the books and I think it's one of the best episodes. What you need to understand is any episode with White Walkers is generally pretty good for bookfags/normies/showwatchers because we all think their cool and all of us really know nothing about them (They've done nothing in the books basically)
>>69908224
kek
>>69908194
Picked up*
>>69908237
Nah, this isn't the important bit. This is just the formality. How they did it, what they did it with, what exactly they are, etc.
That's the good shit.
>>69908140
This general is a hipster contest about who hates the show more. Not a good sample for correct opinions
>>69908251
Why don't you go back?
>>69908218
>TWOW
>ever coming out
I can't imagine what it must feel like to be someone who started the series in 1996. Anyone care to share?
>>69908224
based wifes son will cuck the world
>>69908134
In the books they mean something. In the show they're just there to please the nomies and to serve as shock value from time to time.
hey boys ; )
do you want to worship r'hllor with me?
>>69908251
>kys
>>69908279
this is our home now. fucking deal with it. lmao
>What an awesome episode anon! Salsa rules! And Pirate Chick totally wrecked that dude! Can't way for Kelly C to kick ass, she's so epic!
>>69907837
Based Mace I hope he has a glorious death.
>>69908208
>>69908271
EPIC! KEEP POSTING TWITTER MEMES BRO!
>risking the lives of thousands INCLUDING YOUR BROTHER because you don't want littlefinger's help
>>69908288
dumb /pol/poster
>>69908288
Delete this
>>69908296
THE FIRE RISES
>>69908302
Rosanna Pansino is cute as fuck.
>>69908282
I doubt there is anyone here who started before 2000. I started 2003 freshman year of high school.
RAPEFUGEES WELCOME
>>69908314
>trusting littlefinger
>>69908134
I always thought they symbolized their owners. Lady dying foreshadowed and symbolized Sansa losing all connections to the north. Shaggydog is big and angry, representing Rickon's fear and rage regarding the loss of his family and the crumbling of his life. Nymeria was forced away, just like Arya was. Ghost is an outsider in his litter, much like Jon.
I am at a loss for what Summer and Grey wolf symbolized though. I do remember Jojen saying that Summer was stronger than Shaggydog though.
How did CIA get past the Crannogmen?
>>69908302
I want to feed carrots to the redhead.
>>69908288
>>69908179
>>69907667
>>69907669
>>69907959
white walkers = nords
northern humans (starks, etc) = celtic trash
westeros humans = rest of europeans, ruling class
children of the forest = neanderthals
dorthraki = mongols
dornish = muslim/arab
dany basically founded another empire in the middle of all this, so im not sure what her and her people would be.
>>69908348
>you have to trust littlefinger to use his army
nice
>>69908314
She was stupid not to kill him. And the Vale would have helped anyway.
>>69908134
The prologue of ADwD is about a warg who dies and starts his second life as one of his wolves, presumably something is going to come of this.
>>69908296
If I rub my face in those tits, will I see the fire?
>>69908361
with a laddah
>>69908361
His teleporter displaces matter molocules, not just increases speed.
Did anyone else think the way Summer died sucked? I mean, he just jumped in and died immediately. No taking a few down and then getting overwhelmed. He just died.
>>69908288
>it's a /pol/ wastes dubs to remind everyone it's obsessed with black dick episode
>>69908346
You probably thought the series would be done in like 5 years. Poor anon.
>>69908296
JESUS
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YAHWEH HOLD THE WHEEL I NEED TO FUCK THIS BITCH REALLY HARD
>>69908361
They're not nearly as cool in the show sadly.
Can anyone logically explain to me this shit? I'm kind of confused why Summer suicided, but my only guess is it is the show showing us how important Bran is if all the COTF, Summer and Hodor die for him.
Also confused why even though Bloodraven told him he had to leave after being marked, for whatever reason he thought it was a good time for him and Bran to hop into a vision session.
>>69908134
it's to highlight how the oldgods have fuckall power now
>Yara
>Kinvara
>>69908388
it would be extremely HOT
>>69908296
>>69908397
Oy vey
>>69907646
why is CIA both god and good tier? kek
>>69907667
>>69907669
>>69908296
>>69908397
I S R A E L I B O O B S
>>69907669
>>69907667
Damn, these posts have really convinced me. I guess I am now a #CruzMissile.
>>69908265
>yfw they're the literal equivalent of the smoke monster from Lost and you're going to get fucking disappointed when they have to actually explain them
ha ha fags
>All these Americans on twitter that are hyperventilating because they've seen a penis in its natural form
I was actually thinking of going to America to fuck some American qts because I've heard they like our accent - do they all have this reaction to a foreskin?
>>69908302
>people are this bitter and jaded
>>69908408
they used the cgi budget on convincing dany to show her tits so they can no longer affort direwolves
>>69908210
>Cuts crews tongues out
>Been to Asshai
>Throw dragon egg in a foul mood
Makes me feel like he is bullshitting most of it.
Does he ever say he has a thousand eyes and one?
So if bran's time traveling/greenseeing can fuck with the past does that mean Ned always wondered who yelled "father" at the tower of joy?
>>69908427
>>69908381
Dany is USA
>>69908427
IS SHE SINGLE GOT THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>69907756
Sylvain Coudret would've been better.
>>69908432
It doesn't look natural to Americans.
>>69908427
fug
>>69908432
Yes, women there are actually disgusted at the sight of uncut penis.
Poor bastards were rused by the jews hard.
>>69908462
>Tears down geographical locations for her own desire for power yet she manages to make things worse whilst delusionally thinking she's doing them a favour
DANY = USA CONFIRMED
>>69908425
because Anon created the list while CIA was in his teleporter so he ended up in two places
>>69908432
america is so full of shit jesus
I think the Hold the Door scene was both hilarious and dramatic.
Hodor experiencing his own death through time travelling mindfuck was perfectly executed.
I give a 8 out of 10.
On an other hand, those stupid tree creatures look stupid as fuck. Made me think of the True Blood fairies throwing grenades just the same way they did.
Made me dropped the show (even though it was always shit).
The Night's King marked Bran. Does that mean he can destroy the Wall?
>white walkers are just an out of control deus ex machina
oh okay
>>69908432
depends what it looks like when hard, if there is hood hang, then they are going to be grossed. just pull it back, does it not stay when you pull it back?
i mean if you are hard and you still have a half inch of skin off the tip it's the equivalent of being a roastie.
>>69908486
or Dany = every empire ever
oh god, what if Jorah gets healed by R'hllor
>>69908512
It means he can pass through the wall's wards now.
>>69908400
So Ramsay didn't even bother defending Moat Cailen? The only route an army can take into his territory? Is he fucking retarded?
>>69908432
to be fair I'm an uncut masterrace and this cock looked monstruous as hell
nice propagande Hollyjew
SOMEONE GIVE ME THE GAME OF THRONES THEORIES ICEBERG CHART
How come the COTF only have a dozen grenades?
They're thousands of years old, but they old have 10 grenades?
>>69907646
>Sneks
>Good
>>69908512
>implying D&D thought that far ahead
>>69907652
yes, get the books. they're a shit ton better than this goddamned show.
>>69908530
sound plausible
