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>>69907590
Previous
Updated Power Rankings:
God Tier:
Stannis
Jorah
Hodor
CIA
Tormund
Night's King
Bronn
Good Tier:
Jon Snow (Revived)
Theon
Sneks (out of sight as they should be)
CIA
LEAF
Varys
Okay Tier:
Arya
Sansa
Cercei
Yara
Bran
Bad Tier:
Waif
3ER
Dany
Meera
Jamie (literally might as well not exist anymore)
Meme Tier:
Ramsay
Pycell
Tyrion
Euron
Robert Baratheon (fake)
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
http://www.strawpoll.me/10287963/
How was it, lads?
What's the cure for Stone AIDS?
HOLD THE DOOR
>HOLD THE DOOR
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>HOLD THE DOOR
She could've been happy
>>69908791
Death
1st for Jaime is Azor Ahai
1st for Stannis is still alive
1st for Euron=Daario
>>69908791
Cut off the infected arm
>>69908791
K I N V A R A
L
O
V
I
N
Now I am a #RhallorMissile
>>69908705
>that watching watching the post count like an autist so he can get his stannis shit in
lmao
>sorcery is common as fuck
>literally talking about sorcery
>chick reads your mind
>OH GEES THE RED GOD IS REAL
FUCK BRAN
>>69908791
There is none, Dany sent Jorah on that journey because it's what he wanted all along, to die in service of his queen.
>>69908809
Shit, I guess I'm a #CruzMissile after last night's episode...
>>69908808
i need to see some of those gorgeous tittays
please r'hllor
ALL YOU HAD TO DO WAS TO HOLD THE GOD DAMN DOOR, HODOR
>>69908808
anons..
>>69908791
Burn another Shireen
>Sansa distrusts Jon
>Sansa might backstab jon later
Can you guys post some classic /got/ maymays? My folder died along with my external hdd
I have about as much respect for Gojira as I do for the dogshit on my shoe. It is reddit. It is video game hotpocket. It is capeshit. It is cheeto dust. I'm literally screaming right now and slamming my arms down on my desk just thinking about it.
It is the most depraved video game infantilized manchild degeneracy. It is saturday morning cartoon. It is non-neurotypicality. It is memes. It is video game. It is tarantino. It is imdb.
>it all makes sense
>tfw hardly any lancel this season so far
>>69908808
>>69908809
>>69908858
Will she show off her knockers this season?
>>69908832
"Fuck" him indeed.
>>69908812
3 Stannis threads in a row
We faithful will be rewarded upon his return.
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
STANNIS!
My loyalty will not go unnoticed
Why the fuck is Theon and his sister sailing to Daenarys?
Fuck this stupid bullshit show.
Time travel paradox bullshit god dammit.
"it is time for you to become me"
i think bran is literally the three eyed raven
i think he timetravels back
he sits in the tree because his legs dont work
bran is literally the three eyed raven
grrm you filthy cuck, you just rehashed looper
>they keep saying stannis is dead over and over
makes me think he's still alive. If they mentioned it once I would think he was dead. but they keep saying STANNIS IS DEAD OKAY????
>save woman's life multiple times
>admit your love for her
>she won't even give a fake I love you back
>sends you off on a near impossible quest
Being Jorah is pain.
>>69908878
He'll get torn apart by Bobby Strong when shit goes down
official rankings
ASOS>AGOT>GOT S1>ACOK>ANOTSK>GOT S2> GOT S3>GOT S6(so far)>AFFC>GOT S4>ADWD>GOT S5
>>69908808
>>69908809
>>69908858
T E L A V I V
>>69908832
for real tho. he ever thought that bran's story would be the thread that unravels the entire fucking show
>we COTF made the others
Is that supposed to be some sort of tweest? Am I supposed to give a fuck? This show is literally middle schooler fan fiction tier writing.
name three male characters who aren't beta.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
you want the good logic but you need the bad time travel
Predict next Jorah's scene
>>69908882
HOLD THE DOOR, GENTLE GIANT
>>69908887
So they can wrap stuff up quickly.
>>69908827
agreed
they know those witches have actual powers but that it doesn't mean their cult is true
yet they suddenly are so easily influenced
also reminder that HBO stole their own ideas
and not their best, pic related
>>69908835
nice, didn't think of it that way
still want him to survive thoughI can already see him dying all alone on the road on ep10
>>69908899
Or maybe D&D just want to rub it in our faces since they hate Stannis.
what's the religion of Benioff and Weiss?
>>69908902
Not really.
You can't love a 17 old grill as a 50 year old man and expect to get loved back.
That's just weird man.
He should (and is) happy enough that she acknowledges his existence and doesn't take it for granted anymore.
>>69908906
>GOT S1>ACOK
Is it just me or was the red woman in both Mehreen and Winterfell this episode?
>>69908883
cringe
>>69908808
>>69908809
How can heretics even compete?
>>69908914
*who ever thought
>>69908929
$1000 budget, the scene
"Wow, this was fucking epic!" - Showfag Redditors
>have subtitles on beacuse I'm hard of hearing
>see the name aeron on screen supporting euron
>turn off tv
>>69908951
>GOT A COCK
>>69908922
Tormund
CIA
The Mountain
>>69908914
>Why did you make the White Walkers?
>THEY WERE MEAN LOL SO WE DECIDED TO CREATE AN IMMORTAL ZOMBIE RACE RATHER THAN KILL THE INVADERS LIKE LITERALLY EVERYONE ELSE DOES
>pls forgive
>explain more
>no
>dies instead
>>69908705
Am i really the only one who sees this?
>Children Of The Florest make the White Walkers to protect themselves from men.
>They make peace with First Men
>White Walkers atack while they're in peace (bazillion years after btw), share religion and lands peacefully.
>White Walkers are sealed in the other side of the wall with CotF magic.
So what, they didn't use the White Walkers? The White Walkers waited the right moment to rebel? Why would they keep the weapon with them if they were in peace (complete peace btw) knowing fully well that it could rebel? And the did, they didn't take free will from the night king.
If it was to fight the andals so
>Why did Leaf say that they made the White Walkers to fight men like Bran, who is from the First Men lineage, and not andal.
>Why did they destroy the Arm Of Dorne (google it plebs) if they had White Walkers?
>Didn't they mention in both books and show that the White Walkers atacked before the andals came along and that's the reason to build the wall, something that was already there when the andals arrived?
Is this really a complete plothole?
Do you guys think that D&D would make it up? Is GRMM a hack?
>>69908791
Can't they just use the shit Stannis used on Shireen?
>>69908931
He's in Volantis
>>69908962
Oh my god that mouth needs my tongue in it
>>69908892
does that mean he took over some random dude's body?
cause if his mind can travel back in time, I'd be surprised his body actually could
>>69908929
>>69908968
>Nagga's hill is located on the island of Old Wyk in the Iron Islands. It is the site of the Grey King's Hall, where in past times, the ironborn chose their kings in a kingsmoot. It is on a hill overlooking Nagga's Cradle. The ribs of Nagga, a dead sea dragon, rise from the ground like large white trees as wide as a dromond's mast and twice as tall
>>69908929
>let's hope our autistic fanbase just forget we've already used this location before.
>White Walkers
>One of the largest and most interesting mysteries of the show
>Casually explained without any buildup
>Its a subspecies gone rogue
>Its Mass Effect 3 all over again
HEY GUYS REMEMBER VARYS HAS NO COCK
DID YOUR FORGET YET?
HE
HAS
NO
COCK
Why does Sansa believe Littlefinger is telling her the truth when he tells her about Riverrun / The Blackfish, immediately after she just told him she wanted nothing to do with him since he's a liar (Put her life in danger, probably knew Ramsay was a psychopath)?
Then even though she seems to hate Littlefinger at this point she lies to Jon about how she found out that information out from (I'm guessing she is trying to protect him or something, but how would Jon even remember who Littlefinger is?). When she is questioned about it by Brienne, the scene just cuts.
I know DnD is bad or whatever, but this entire thing was fucking retarded. There is no fucking reason she needs to lie to Jon, but she does. Then as soon as we're about to get an explanation about why she just lied about Littlefinger to Jon (Even though it's so irrelevant where she got her information from) the scene just cuts.
Why have her do something stupid, have her seconds away from fucking explaining why she did the stupid thing and just fucking end scene?
>>69909034
Guess what? The ending in GOT is either Blue, Red, or Green: Ice, Fire, or Wildfire.
Why is she so obsessed with Natalie Dormer?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UwsHCzI1nV4
http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/20/game-thrones-sophie-turner-sansa-lesbian
>>69908899
He is clearly alive. Keep the faith brother, D&D dost protest too much. Every fucking episode "Stannis is dead, OKAY??" "I fucking executed him, DID YOU HEAR ME" "Stannis was murdered. By Who? I don't fucking know HE JUST WAS"
Stannis will be back in episode 7 :D
>>69909003
Why didn't they just kill them normally instead of making a powerful race that could raise the dead and judging from the Children fighting the White Walkers, can't even fight back? Why would you make something that powerful?
>dickless jokes in every single episode
the fuck
>>69908827
Sorcery can be just tricks though. A lot of the shit Varys has seen could probably be easily replicated by a street magician. He hasn't seen the real magic the Red God can do (ie resurrection)
>>69909024
he's the wunderkid with superpowers, and the show wants to force this reeeaaaly hard
it wouldn't surprise me
plus the tower of joy scene drops the hint that he isnt just "seeing" the past, but is actually there
CAN YOU
SMELL
WHAT THE
ROCK IS
COOKING
>>69908882
YOU'RE GONNA HOLD THAT DOOR, GENTLE GIANT
>>69909035
I don't think that scene was trying to again throw it in your face that he has no cock, it's not an event anyone would know the details of besides him and the guy who did it. So the fact she mentions details from it is fucking crazy.
I love shitting on DnD, but these shitposts trying to trash the show are fucking retarded. At least trash the show on actual things like Sansa lying or 3ER thinking it's a good time for a vision even after he told Bran it's time to go
IT'S OUT!!!
THE REVIEW VIDEO FROM "THAT PERSON" IS OUT!!!
>>69909098
i wish that was me
>>69908998
CIA spent a full five minutes getting threatened by a little girl.
>>69909098
*drops mic*
>>69909044
She knows that CIA wants her pussy and won't lie to her despite fucking up
>>69909084
i would cut off my left nut to see this
in memory of HODOR
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h5Pn8wF2RnQ
>>69908998
>the mountain
if you mean that reanimated corpse you're wrong, good try though. I would say the uncle gallivant and you'd be almost right. CIA has always been a psuedo-omega beta bitch. tormund is definitely alpha.
>>69908925
[dragon noises]
>>69909003
Watch the YouTube behind the scenes. They were inspired by a conversation with GRRM
>>69909097
>but is actually there
sure but remember that what happened happened
he can't change fate, he's only doing what he already did (if that makes sense)
>>69909068
>the others are a merling hoax
Dabid is that you?
>>69909091
I will have to just keep adding stuff won't i?
>>69909098
miles better fight than ToJ
We're 5 for 5 on the cock jokes so far, guys.
>>69909120
That's his master plan
>>69909112
>3ER thinking it's a good time for a vision even after he told Bran it's time to go
that would mean Hodor couldn't fulfill his destiny, faggit
>>69909115
no it's not
>>69908892
Naah, bloodraven is a real character used in other books lik dunc and egg. Also he is a bastard targaryen, it dont fit.
>>69909148
exactly, so by going back and "becoming" the three eyed raven, he is "doing what he already did"
>>69909092
>WHY IS THIS HYPERMASCULINE CUNT MAKING FUN OF POOR THEON'S WEEWEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Holy shit fuck OFF.
>>69909136
if he wants the pussy so bad, why did he give it to Ramsay?
does he not care for second hand pussies?
>>69909146
That only means that they're all hacks, it doesn't make it less shitty.
Feels bad that Hodor died but oh well, Iron Islands was so fucking dumb jesus christ, couldnt they get a better actor than that guy?
guys i just fucking realized something
hold the door = hodor if you say it really fast
thats why hes called hodor
>SOPHIE TURNER
>"I'M ACTING EVERYBODY"
>"WOULD YA LIKE TO HERE ABOUT OUR WEDDING NIGHT??"
>"DID YA KNOW ABOUT 'IM?"
>"YA MY ENEMY YA DOG CUNT, IT PAINS ME SO IN ME TENDER HEART"
>>69909179
he looks like an obese Theon
Can someone post a fucking webm or pictures of the sansa 'actress' whipping out her tits during that play?
shit was awesome
>>69908922
>Tywin
>The Lion of Lannister
>The Old Lion
>>69909158
And what's the next step of his "master plan"?
>>69909171
Exactly
>>69909136
This is a fucking retard explanation.
>>69909115
WHO
Should I start the books?
>>69909120
A little girl backed up by a big woman with armour and a big fucking sword.
>>69909167
yes I can see that happen, but then does than mean that the old Bran already knew how the story ends?
LIST OF PEOPLE WHO HAVE KILLED WHITE WALKERS
SAM 'FAT PINK MAST' TARLEY
JON TARGARYEN
MEERA 'FROGFU' TARGARYEN
Crown your Queen of Love and Beauty, /got/.
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
http://www.strawpoll.me/10288478
WHERE THE FUCK IS SIR PODRICK
>>69909180
>"hold the door"
what do you think he meant by this though?
>>69909180
Holy FUCKING shit bros
Someone post this on /r/asoiaf
>>69908808
>>69908809
>>69908858
>>69908962
she has the same shitty israeli accent like Gal Gadot
>>69909171
Her pussy was too pure. You see, his masterplan has very specific requirements. As much as he'd like a prim and proper lady, he needs a fucked up, murderous rape victim. It's the next step in his master plan. He wants the good girl, but he needs the bad pussy.
Reminder that the Night's King lore in the books is complete bullshit.
If you believe anything from the "Age of Heroes" you're a pleb shit who thinks people live to be a thousand years, marry mermaids and daughters of gods, slay sea dragons, were green, made woman fertile no matter what age and haunted shit to get castles.
>mfw I remembered a flashback to Jaime killing the mad king is in this season
>It's probably going to reveal that Bran influenced Jaime to do it
>>69908791
>can revive the dead and change the structure of faces
>can't cure a skin infection
Why could meera kill that white walker
>>69908791
Rape some babies like real aids
>ARYA IS STILL GETTING FUCKING HIT BY THE FUCKING WAIF WITH A FUCKING STICK
CAN YOU FUCKING WRITERS SERIOUSLY NOT THINK OF ANOTHER FUCKING THING TO GIVE HER TO DO
MAKE HER FUCKING SOW
MAKE HER EAT FOOD
MAKE HER SLEEP OR SOMETHING
TALK TO SOMEONE
ANYTHING BUT THIS FUCKING WAIF WITH THIS FUCKING STICK
THINK
OF
SOMETHING
ELSE
FOR
ONCE
CUNTS
>>69909276
Children of Forest had an obsidian spear
also she's a Targ
>>69909254
Holy shit I just realized this was a reference to 4 Horsemen of Apocalypse
>>69909252
cia does it again
>>69909276
spear had a dragonglass head, dumbass
>>69909228
do those master white walkers come "back to life" after being "killed"?
could swear we already saw the one Meera killed getting killed before
could just be missing something though
>>69909006
Fire?
ok so i just hope this lame white walkers origin crap, means they're not the main baddie in this hack fraud bullshit show
>>69909244
>implying i didnt steal that from there
Cast him
requesting the edit of Stannis pulling out a lightsaber
>>69909284
You did it Reddit
>>69909268
CHADVELCORO
CHADVELCORO
CHAVELCORO
CHAVELCOR
CHAVELOR
PAVELOR
PAVEL
srsly tho did dany los weight?
>create OP ice zombies to save their species from extinction
>sacrifice the last surviving members of their species so a cripple can escape
does this make sense to anybody? or are there more children of the forest hiding out elsewhere?
>>69909276
She used an obsidian spear that was luckily lying on the ground nearby
>>69908909
UNDERRATED
no wonder the forest chicks got wiped out
couldn't even kill skellies
>>69909261
>"will jaime ever get to fuck his sister the queen ever again? stab him buddy, and then you'll be on the beginning of a long journey to meet the lovable bronn!"
>>69909305
i think she did.
she was fat as fuck in the first episodes
>>69909291
>>69909283
i don't remember that being established
>Gayme of Thrones threads up
>shittalk about Max Landis and actresses/actors gets deleted
i hate you guys
Who didn't see the Hodor time travel fuckery coming?
his death was well done though
>>69909115
no it's not
So is Bran going to become the Lich King or what?
>>69909300
Carl Tanner's deranged brother?
Also, what the fuck?
Does this look like a street sign to you?
>>69909309
If there were actually only 5 children left, their species was fucked anyways.
>>69909292
Well maybe they look similar because they are all children of craster
>>69909334
does the show have to spell every little thing out? it's a children of the forest infested cave they probably have some of the weapons from the time
>>69909276
>>69909283
>>69909291
is the CoTF who stabbed the other through the armor retarded? they created the others.. why didn't she aim for the neck like meera did?
>>69909202
Wait until Sansa fucking realizes she's gonna need more than 20 good men to take Winterfell
>>69909343
FREEDOM street
>>69909305
CGI
>>69909084
yeaaaaaaaahh, we really don't have time for that at all. There shouldn't be anymore tender i love you moments. They are jewing us hard on the next two seasons, so they need to make shit count. No more talking episodes, just shit getting done episodes.
>>69909339
> his death was well done though
>>69909353
if they don't explain it idiots like me will ask questions
>>69909093
No but he heard that voice. Varys is legit retarded for not realizing higher powers exist. Typical atheist according to D&D.
So where the fuck is Bronn these days?
Did he go back to his good girl? Or has he gone off in search of bad pussy?
>>69909281
Waif job is to hit her and call her shit.
That's it.
And she IS getting developed , the play is good development when you think about it
Not that I'm disagreeing with you, I'm sick of the whole YOURE NOT READY GIRL YOURE NOT NOT ONE BIT.
If Littlenigger can teleport around Westeros why can't we advance the time with her shitty training
>>69909376
Sam gave them a bunch of obsidian before they went past the wall.
>>69908791
Targaryen pussy
>>69909378
>implying higher power is just a cripple and an old pedo
Been a while since we've seen nice and soft non-erect wieners on the show. It came back in full force in this episode.
>>69909339
who dis?
who wanted the tits webm
>>69909380
Thank the jesus there havent been snek episodes. Just cut that crap out please
>this whole fucking play sequence
are you fucking kidding me
>infuriating exposition
>completely out of tone WITH THE WHOLE SERIES
>close up of a cock
what the fuck WHERE THEY THINKING
>>69909309
they're probably trying to atone for having created them.
>>69909373
>If I say every single thing was shit that makes me a patrician, right?
>>69909339
Who is this fluid druid?
>>69909339
i havent expected any of the twists
>>69909380
He was deported on the S.S. Abandon Plotlines for his toxic masculinity and problematic likeability.
>>69909427
COCK MAKES IT MATURE xD
(farts)
>>69908827
>>69909093
>>69908942
>>69909378
>>69909410
More likely: Varys is completely aware of what they can do and that's exactly why he disapproves so strongly. Like he says, they pretend to know what they're doing when they have no idea, e.g. Melisandre and Thoros
>>69909416
Based fTyrion
>>69909439
filtered
>>69909458
>using the 4chan version of downvoting
>>69909343
No.
>>69909393
oh yeah I remember that thanks friend
>>69909380
He's now playing the night's king
>>69909427
>making my show fun?
>more tits?
>I WONT ALLOW IT!!! please stop! ;```(((
>BURN THEM ALL
>BURN THEM ALL
>>69909416
Thank you Ser Anon the Based.
>>69909427
It was supposed to be kinda a meta parody and they nailed it imho.
>that close up of a dick
what the FUCK
>>69909391
you can't seriously think the play was good in any way
>close ups of cocks
>le funny dwarf
>le funny rhymes, le exposition
>cut to a fucking human sacrifice with the children of the forest
>what is TONE
The Margaery rescue is going to fail right?
>>69909484
nah, it's Pycelle and the birds
>>69909488
Fuck off fagtron
Is nobody going to talk about how Summer died like a bitch?
Takes down one wight and then dies like what the fuck D&D.
>>69909488
>192
>>69909416
Why did these actors look more like the book descriptions?
Was it D&D laughing at us?
>>69909309
>why would a race destroy itself out of guilt
>>69909488
>stannis fags
>>69909068
>Starks = Snarks
Never stops being funny
>>69909378
... it's not that hard to fake a voice. Just playing double's advocate here. But there are harder things to fake than someone speaking through the fucking flames
Why didn't Davos want to revive Stannis or Shireen instead of Jon? Why did he even came up with that idea? It should have came out from Mel, it would make more sense
Also why does Davos doesn't give shit about his king and princes? He asked Mel what happened like week after she came back. And don't say he haven;t got a time because before Jon was killed he was just chilling in his chambers
>>69909509
she was killed off for budget reasons
D&D is shameless
Time travel is fucking stupid. There is literally no way to justify time paradox because there's no such fucking thing. Now we have to deal with pretentious faggots who suddenly have a phd in time travel explain to us why this shit is plausible when everyone knows it isn't.
I wish they would've just stuck to a linear story.
>>69909509
Don't think he even took one out. Another one grabbed him out of midair and the rest piled on him.
>>69909512
That is fucked
>>69909503
Yep, and Tommen will an hero.
>>69909509
trash tier pupper
>>69909416
We see them more during the following scene tho
If someone told you Bran was a timelord even a week ago, he'dbe laughed out of the room
>>69909488
Do not post in bastard threads, report bastard threads
>>69908882
HOLD THE DOOR, GENTLE GIANT
>>69909477
>show about political intrigue and the horrors of war and monarchy
>"hey they should insert a meta examination of the show in the form a brightly lit and colourful play, that's fucking clever hey"
>>69909540
because D&D are hacks
in the books Davos would fuck off back to his family if Stannis and Shireen died
>>69909456
>>69909339
Someone in this thread has figured out my Achilles heel, mouthplay.This development pleases me.
>>69909540
He didn't realise they were dead. He forgot to ask what his king and his foster daughter were up to.
>>69909504
Pycelle has a crown?
Anyone else disappointed by the white walker origin? grrm said they were a completely different life form and now they're just turned humans.
>>69909163
How would he of known that Hodor would have freaked out instead of just grabbing Bran and leaving? Him breaking out made it so Bran needed to warg into him to snap him out of it, which is a fucking problem because there is no way he would've known that even if he knew his origin was Bran doing it.
>>69909540
Because he'd read the script/.
>>69909309
It Depends™
We just don't know enough about the past to answer for sure. We don't know how bad the humans fucked the Children, how many were left after the war, when exactly the WW were made, if the Children ever had any control over them, and if they did did they lose it to disastrous results? If so that would explain why the Children are so anti-WW now and why the WW can't pass the wall. As for dying for Bran, that's only sort of true for Leaf. The others could be seen as defending themselves/each other and Leaf apparently had nothing to live for/knows something about Bran's purpose we don't.
>>69909545
why are people suddenly upset about this? this was literally what we have known for years, as far as bran and the three eyed crow are concerned. the tree matrix etc
>>69909583
you're a true patrician senpai
Brans story is fucking weird. Unsure how I feel about it.
>>69909261
>Bran will go back in time to prevent himself from falling only to end up causing himself to fall.
Also, the Others are physical manifestations of evil and darkness and cold etc. confirmed.
On a scale of 1 to 10, how much of a hack is GRRM? This is Lost tier.
>>69909585
>those dragon wings
wew lad he almost transformed
Thank you based Jaime.
>>69909427
it did a good job of pissing off arya
she was there, she knows what really happened and the rest of the world is shitting on her dad.
>>69909339
Well, his brain was kinda fried because of it.
He is a bit slow.
And, I'm guessing that he didn't really know what was going on until he started freaking out in that cave. He may have just wrote it off as a nightmare most of the time.
>>69909488
for fuck sake...
why do they try so hard? why cant they just let go?
>mfw this time travel shit
I need Ja rule so I can make sense of all this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mo-ddYhXAZc
>>69909606
Literally nothing is season 6 lost tier.
>>69909452
And let’s dispel once and for all with this fiction that Varys doesn’t know what he’s doing. He knows exactly what he’s doing
>>69909545
lol spotted the linearpleb
>everyone's experience of time is identical
>muh common sense view
Keep telling yourself that, buddy
>>69909373
>look at me guys. Am I cool yet? I said *popular tv show/movie* was bad. Can I be in the cool kids club, yet?
>>69909589
yes a massive let down IMO
and it totally cheapens the relationship between bran and bloodraven
oh cool he's just an expositional vehicle, after six seasons
>>69909601
>>69909583
>watch asmr just for the mouth closeups
>>69909623
Theyre still reeling after being blown the fuck out last season.
>>69909627
>make sense of all this
confirmed double digit IQ
>Everyone says Targs are a dead family
>Have more living members than anyone else by now
>>69909585
>>69909504
>>69909484
It's Bobby Strong yo
>>69909606
>be GRRM
>I'm not Tolkien
>I prefer moral nuance not moral absolution
>proceeds to make evil zombies created for the sole reason of killing the human race
>>69909504
That shadow is too tall to be a child nigga.
>>69909618
exactly you idiot
she was there
so was the audience
we don't need it spelled out again in season six in a colourful fucking play
>>69909643
Except it is linear. I posted that and you replied to it, now I'm replying to you. Faggot.
>Tfw Brienne quotes your family's words, and doesn't even get the context.
When will she die bros?
any1 remember this?
>>69909627
Solid reference, anon.
>>69909671
>normies watched season 1
>>69909585
jaime putting the mad king down flashback confirmed?
>>69909659
2? Or are you counting bastards
this was the best episode in the last 2-3 or years desu
>>69909659
Valarian steel was so rare, that, for 3 seasons straight, we kept seeing most of the characters have swords, knives, rings, and other bits of it, everywhere.
>>69909686
Yeah, that's my wife's son.
>>69909645
But he DIED
THE SHOCK VALUE!!!!!!
Hey guys so I'm not a genuis for anything like that
But can someone explain to me why Euron wasn't immediately murdered at the Kingsmoot? How can you admit to both kinslaying, murder, and regicide, and not immediately be killed? This isn't some sort of a rule of conquest, he just admits to rocking up back in town and killing the lawful ruler of the region.
How can you just do that?
Young Hodor actor stole that scene from Kristian Nairn
>>69909666
TOLKEIN SUCKS WHY DIDN'T ARAGON TALK ABOUT TAXES REEEEEEE
I'VE BEEN KEKED AGAIN TIME TO WRITE CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE
t. GURM
>>69909234
>no fake Sansa
0/10 didn't vote.
>>69909686
DELETE THIS!
>>69909664
It's Jaime. Notice how the man he is stabbing has a crown and a beard and is right next to a throne? The shadow stabbing the king is way too smaller to be Gregor's.
>>69909668
He is also wearing kingsguard armor.
>>69909724
even if it was 'rule by conquest' he fucking murdered him in cold blood with zero witnesses.
Hold the door
Hodadoor
Hodor
I'm really confused as to the specifics with Bran and Hodor's warging.
-Was Bran controlling Hodor and forcing him to hold the door?
-Did he transfer past-Hodor into present-Hodor to hold the door?
-Did past-Hodor just happen to have a vision at the same time?
Someone please clear this up.
>>69909724
Le High Test White Male Meme Man
>>69909724
Ironborn are total edgelords that make no sense as a society.
Despite his shit speech he won total support by playing to the crowd.
>>69909666
the others are almost definitely not pure evil.
>>69909648
You absolute maniac you
>>69909645
It would of been much better if we learned that the walkers have been around even before the children. like if we got a vision in the lands of always winter explaining this.
>>69909724
Iron Islanders.
They've made a point of showing that they're different to mainlanders. Only the strong survive, and the strongest take what they want/deserve from others.
If Balon was worthy of being top shit he shouldn't have been taken down like a little bitch by Euron. That's the way the Iron Islanders operate. Neither regicide or kinslaying are particular taboos for them.
>>69909686
What about it?
His finger is made out of dragon glass, and he performed the ritual the same place where the CoTF did.
>>69909767
DABID
>>69909728
'DO YOU SUPPORT ME BEING SHOT? TAXATION IS THEFT' - Aragorn son of Aarathorn
that play only served to remind me of how shit the show has become
>>69909643
>differently charged neurons in some carbon casing decide the entire reality of the universe
>>69909767
what he ufck man!!
>>69909724
i think it's because no one loved their king and because he paid the iron price
>>69909782
Also why would they create an enemy that powerful just to fight Men when they could have easily killed them and done other magic shit.
How come they didn't know how to kill their own creations when fighting them?
Why did Leaf blow herself up?
>>69909783
Sounds like you're trying to cover shitty writing with a crappy explanation
So the obvious question, which I'm sure has probably been asked, is how will the whites know Bran is actually looking through the trees in his visions in the books rather than just roaming around willy nilly and fucking literally everyone in the tree cave over?
>>69909724
Iron islanders are fucking retards.
>>69909427
>out of tone
no it fucking wasn't faggot. If anything it was just overlong and stupid
>>69909591
Bran is 3ER after travelling back to the past.
>>69909796
The play made me miss Joffrey.
>>69909585
based Jaime
>Bran literally has a teenage girl protecting him now
>No giant
>No wolf
Good luck m8
>tfw Linda is going to rape the shit out of this episode
>tfw Linda will never rape me
>>69909540
>Why did he even came up with that idea?
There is no logical in universe explanation other than "muh shadow baby"
>>69909836
the play made me want to fuck joffrey.
Why is the play so biased towards Joffrey and Cersei even though everyone hated Joffrey and he was dead.
>No Dragonbinder
Legit disappointed
>>69909783
The whole reason Euron was exiled is because kinslaying is taboo.
If Euron had any other name than Greyjoy Balon would have killed him in an instant.
How come no one is talking about Bran's direwolf who is dead? :(
>>69909839
Benjen shows up.
>>69909834
Will you showfags shut up about this meme already? The Three Eyed Raven is a Targ.
>>69909488
bastard thread
>>69909839
women are the strongest and most influential/valuable players in their whole fuckin universe you retard. I think he's safe
>>69909839
bitch has royal plot armor
How did CIA (and how will the Blackfish) get over the Twins and into the North?
Speaking of which why isn't the Twins empty as Walder Frey marches north to avenge the murder of his daughter and grandson? As we have already established that not a single person bought Ramsey's "poison" bullshit and it's mighty convenient for fat Walda and her son to have a terrible accident on the same day.
>>69909715
One piece all over again
>>69909456
Don't you mean Tyyrion and Saansa?
>>69909686
who was that kid? Jon snow?
>>69909852
Why was Shakespeare so biased towards the Lancasters when the Yorks had the stronger claim to the throne?
>>69909839
STRONG WOMEN
WEAK MEN
>>69909861
SUMMER DIED
ABSOLUTE POTTERY
D&D EMMY WHEN?
>"She has a point"
Not "A girl has a point". Are they even trying anymore?
>10,000pages of maticulous character development
>8 years of on screen adaptation
Yfw they just St. Elsewhere'd the shit out of you, and it was all a fairytale that took place in the head of a cripple
>>69909284
One of them is kill.. So no.
>I'm so... sorry.
>You said you will protect me.
>And I will... You must believe me when I tell you that I will.
>I don't believe you anymore. I don't need you anymore, you can't protect me. You wouldn't even be able to protect yourself if I tell Brienne to cut you down. Why shouldn't I?
>You want me to beg for my life? If that's what you want, I will. Whatever you ask that is in my power, I will do.
>What if I want you to die, here and now?
>Then I will die.
Kek. This sounds like shitty dialogue in a historical romance novel.
>mfw D&D quality writing strikes again
LET'S MAJORITY VOTE FOR OUR NEW KING AND THEN RUN AWAY WITH HIS SHIPS WHAT A GREAT PRANK KEK
>>69909724
bigger cock
>>69909831
>in this episode
>child being beaten with a stick
>jorah admitting he has grayscale
>death of several key character
>children of the forest sacrificing a human
>sansa discussing her rape and torture
>a man being drowned in a ritual
>a colourful and well lit rhyming play which attacks the shows origins in a very meta fashion, featuring a close up of a cock and a pair of tits
hmmmmmm i wonder if one of those doesn't match the other tonally
>>69909895
"A girl" is Arya, and only Arya.
>>69909839
shes qt though its all good
>>69909869
>3ER is a Targ did you even read the wiki like come on
>>69909869
Go back to /lit/, this is Television & Film.
>>69909786
>his finger is made out of dragon glass
>accidentally cuts himself with his finger
>dies
Just finished the episode.
Can anyone explain how the ending works?
So, Bran worg'd Hodor in the past, and basically set his future in stone?
Or...
How exactly do his visions work?
Why could the Night's King see and touch him, when young Ned couldn't (although he could hear him)?
>>69909895
Are they not allowed to refer to others in the third person, even when they are a third person?
>>69909852
Presumably mummers suck the dick of whichever family's on the throne (aside from Joffrey wearing a Lannister banner)
>>69909807
Bad writing, they really botched a lot of shit
>yara and theon somehow steal 30+ ships with like 10 people
>Littlefinger teleporting
>Tyrion invented the telephone at the exact same moment the Priests of R'hllor did and that's how he got word to Volantis instantly that he wanted a priestess to preach for them and then she called Littlefinger (who also just invented the phone) and borrowed his teleporter so she could get there the next day
>Drowned God priest just goes along with Euron wanting to kill his own relatives even though it's kinslaying
Did I miss anything?
>>69909915
you're a dumb nigger aren't you?
>>69909839
>implying this doesn't make it easier for bran to fuck her
The episode in my opinion was pretty strong.
But, regardless, /got/, you get to make ONE change to the episode. What would you do? Alter a plotline? Add something that should have been there? Not kill off a character? Remove or change some dialogue?
Personally, I would:
>Have the Night King walk into the cave
>Walk up to Bloodraven
>Faces him in the tree
>He reaches out
>Bran, greenseering in the past, sees Bloodraven's eyes go icy blue
>>69909887
The difference being Shakespeare didn't live on a completely different continent.
>More farts
Is this going to be a thing in every episode from now on?
>>69909254
>If you believe anything from the "Age of Heroes" you're a pleb shit
What about the Children of the forest existing then cunt?
>>69909839
>implying they're not going to let him get through the Wall so they can pass its barrier
>>69909724
one thing that isn't really explained in the show is that the wobbly bridge from which he pushed Euron is considered a sort of test of the ruler's strength. (iirc, in the books it's a thin stone bridge). a king who can no longer successfully cross is too weak to continue ruling.
if you go back and watch the king's moot scene again, you'll notice that it is specifically the moment Euron mentions pushing Balon off that bridge that he wins them over.
>>69909768
Bran warged Hodor so hard that he fucked him up back in time and gave him brain damage.
From that moment on his whole purpose in life was the hold the door.
>>69909913
Why did all of the ironborn consent to leaving with Theon/Asha when they voted for Euron?
>>69909885
casters kid/grandkid
>>69909920
Is that comeback supposed to refute a fact, faggot?
>>69909839
She is the daughter of Lyana Stark and Rhaegar Targaryen.
The song of ice and fire. Azor Ahai, the warrior of light.
>>69909909
I know right I can't believe more people aren't calling the show out on the quality of acting
It's actually atrocous
A lot of the scenes now are likely watching a spanish soap opera
everyone is trying to turn every scene into some massive life defining moment
probably because central characters are getting killed every episode and they never know when they're going to be randomly written out of the story
>>69909679
>implying I'm not you
>>69909975
ur a faggot; faggot
>>69909474
>>69909474
>>69909474
NEW STANNIS THREAD, ONLY THE VIRTUOUS ARE ALLOWED IN
Why did bloodraven think it was a good idea to warg weirwoods AFTER Bran was marked and telling him they'd come? He knew in the vision that they were crashing the party, why didn't he unwarg them like he had before to let them escape and maybe not lose some people?
How on earth will Meera drag bran on a sled away from the army of the undead and the white walkers? They were 40 yards away from that door after Holdthedoor died, why wouldn't white walkers who are like The Predator not be able to track 2 slow kids in their own neck of the woods?
>>69909839
>that ace throw shattering one of the top white walkers
They're fine
is tits priestess wearing glamor like melly?
>>69909281
>arya training
>slowly getting better
>outskilled by master staff fighter
>foreshadowing of how talented she could become
>THIS IS BORING FUCK
>alternate universe
>arya appears from house of the undying
>suddenly masterful staff fighter
>CONTRIVED BULLSHIT
which do you want
>>69909938
is this seriously the quality of posting you're bringing to this board? clearly you have to go back
>>69909084
>http://www.ew.com/article/2016/05/20/game-thrones-sophie-turner-sansa-lesbian
YUM YUM she wants an incestuous lesbo love scene with Maisie
Going to sleep now /got/.
I'm going to try to warg in my sleep.
Wish me luck!
Was Bran warging future Hodor? Or he just grew some balls, picked Bran up then held the door himself?
>>69909869
Now you will become me.
Confirms his past self is becoming his future self
>>69910001
If only Leaf was alive to still throw grenades at them rather than just going full Allahu Ackbar
>>69909943
If they want to tour that play in Westeros then writing a play mocking the ruling family isn't the best idea.
>>69909917
>>69909929
When does he ever use he/she or any other pronouns?
Plus - its just a bad line. They have totally collapsed into modern idioms.
>>69909755
Oh shit
>>69910018
>is this seriously the quality of posting you're bringing to this board? clearly you have to go back
>quality
>/got/
Besides being the general that single handedly ruined this board you have the fucking gall to talk about quality? Nigger
>>69909929
>Can anyone explain how the ending works?
it doesn't
>>69909006
It only worked because she was young and lucky. Very lucky.
>>69910020
Careful, don't turn into an autist.
>>69910072
Is it something that wasn't in the books, or is it just some crazy magic bullshit regardless?
So we are in the point where we only wait to see how shit can this become?
>>69910001
Why didn't more elves kill the snow zombies? They had the obsidian - lie in wait, surprise the main dude, boom, you've cut the head off the snake and saved the world (unless they reveal he's a super-special ice zombie and isn't killed by it, but I digress...)
>>69910021
That's the only bit that doesn't make any sense to me. He hears that he needs to warg Hodor, so he wargs young Hodor as that's the only one he is aware of, fine. This apparently also wargs present Hodor, who proceeds to grab the sled and gtfo though Bran is still in the past watching young Hodor flail on the ground. Finally, in the door scene Bran is still warged to both Hodor's while also watching young Hodor when her screaming in his head fries young Hodor's brain, imprinting him with his final instruction while Bran escapes, apparently having let go of the Hodors but still stuck in the vision.
>It's funny because even as she’s trying to make a clean break, Sansa is showing us the ways in which Littlefinger has shaped her way of looking at the world. The decision not to tell Jon about the meeting with Littlefinger, not to tell Jon how she knows abut the Blackfish…if she really trusted Jon and she really was coming at this as a clean, pure Stark, she would tell the truth to her brother and the person to whom she has real allegiance at this point. But for whatever reason she holds back on that, and I think that shows Littlefinger still has some kind of a hold on Sansa.
Does this mean Sansa will eventually betray Jon for CIA?
>>69910181
Yes.
>>69908808
I cannot unsee Ted Cruz' stupid fucking face.
Hornhill looks more like some faggy summerpalace than a castle of a marcher lord.
What's so special about Bran that everyone needed to die for his crippled ass?
>>69909498
It wasn't even a nice dick.
>>69910247
I'm kind of wondering that myself
Maybe he wargs one of the dragons and just fucking destroys everything
How are we going to get the TOJ reveal this season if Bran has left the cave?
>>69909632
That was Rubio, but still worth a kek
>>69909498
Wiener wiener. Warty wieners. A floppy wiener.
Does anyone have screencaps of americans freaking out on twitter about the uncut dick
>>69910271
SER ARTHUR OF HOUSE BTFO WILL COME UP NORTH
HE STILL HAS WORK TO DO
>>69910003
So like was she using a dragon glass arrow? Cuz the forest child fucked up when she tried to kill one if them
>>69910271
From benjen telling jon
who were the kids in the hodor vision? The one that was told if he fights he has to win?
>>69910386
the baratheon brothers you poop for brains
>>69910386
Ned and Benjen. The one who got told that was Ned, before he went to the Eyrie
>>69910181
>clean, pure stark
>>69910386
Rickon and Bran
>>69910211
>Yes.
cool thanks.
>>69910384
Benjen is dead
>>69910232
I like it. It's got a kind of Spanish vibe to it, which makes sense given Dorne's Spanish inspiration
>>69910474
He's literally right here, to the right is meera and bran on the floor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ePO5JXVULM
that's them being attacked by the wights before benjen arrives to save them
>>69910484
This:
>>69910425 is correct
>>69910380
She threw one of the Children's spears. The child fuck up and went for center of mass assuming she could pierce his breastplate and that's the easiest spot to hit but she was... dead wrong.
So why did they show that actor's cock for no fucking reason other than MUH MATURE SHOW FOR MATURE VIEWERS?
God this show is so fucking bad.
>>69910512
oh shit, are we gonna get some more Margaery titties next ep?
>>69910512
that's coldhands, not benjen
>>69910181
>for whatever reason
I bet people recapping the show are sick of that sentence.
>>69910638
It's benjen
>>69910553
>first shot of the scene is this guy's flaccid Tremors cosplay
Th-thanks HBO
To be honest I didn't know HBO allowed dick
>>69910681
Showing a bit of dick helps to put to rest accusations of sexism. It's the sacrifice for showing some boobs. Appeasement
>>69909859
Exiled in the books. In the show all they said was that he was absent from the Iron Islands.
>>69910681
We had full monty Hodor way back when
>>69909585
What's this from?
>>69910670
He's dead m8 get over it
>>69910778
You'll see next week buddy, i'll be here again waiting for you to admit you're wrong.
>>69910938
>i have no life
>>69911030
where do you think you are?
>>69910001
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>>69910001
He had to show him that vision so that he would warg into hodor and hodor could save bran from the undead. Were you not watching?
>>69910663
>yfw it's not from a recap. it's a d&d quote.
>>69911264
When the writers of the show say "for whatever reason" you know things have reached a new low.
>saggy balls
>>69909540
because Stannis was a weak-willed faggot who turned back on his word, and Jon actually got shit done even if people didn't like it.
>>69910108
Both
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