SJW destroyer edition
old >>69917797
1st for Meera
DIREWOLVES WERE A MISTAKE
Admit it, /got/. You cried
>>69918751
STRONG WHITE MALE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
RIGHTFUL
HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Do you think she and Bran are gonna kiss?
>>69918775
Do you think meera got dark sister when she was leaving the cave?
Reminder that life is unfair
>>69918751
>gets stabbed by Gilly
>"men will never rule Horn Hill again"
>stealing shit from twelve monkeys / la jetée
>in 2016
http://www.iswintercoming.com/
hold the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXZsNikTGY
>>69918790
I did. Summer and Hodor deserved better.
>>69918778
Why did it die? Was it purely for BET U DIDNT C THAT COMING !!! NO ONE IS SAFE. CEPT THE RELEVANT CHARACTERS OC
wake me up inside
>>69918790
It wasn't THAT sad. Sure I teared up a little but I held it in. Hodor MVP though! haha
Who wins the Game of Brows?
>>69918751
Perfect casting.
tbqh I thought the whole running from wights sequence was cheesy af, like something from an 80s/90s action movie.
>dude grenades lmao
>that Armageddon-tier sacrifice by one of the children of the forest
Are these magic grenades in the books too?
Is he the best character in the show currently?
>real story progression
>mysterious end goal
>ambiguous morality
>doesn't fart and have no cock
>>69918630
>Anybody else pissed that they killed Summer?
It was a metaphor. The ICE demons killed SUMMER because WINTER IS COMING.
no more summer, get it?
I didn't say it was pottery, just what they were doing
>>69918811
She was never meant to be attractive.
>>69918800
and after that she will die because thats how every lovestory ends in this show
Ellie Kendrick is not even in the main cast so i doubt Meera will make it to the final
IT WAS ME, JAMES
>>69918790
The sounds of Summer dying stung a little
>>69918811
>the imp
>>69918800
Let's see
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
>>69918790
My eyes did indeed pay the iron price
>>69918864
she wasn't suppose to look like a goblin either.
The Kingsmoot: 6/10
Alfie's acting: 9/10
Euron's drowning, coronation, and the escape of Theon and Yara: 10/10
Was it really necessary to show that "hold the door" turns into "hodor"?
>>69918840
It was so fucking irrelevant, just fuck my shit up.
Why didn't they just tie Bran to to the dire wolf and ride that shit out of there? Nah here's just a scene of a dog committing pointless suicide for 3 seconds .
The fuck?????
this episode confirms imo that Bran is the most powerful character in the entire show
>>69918855
>Are these magic grenades in the books too?
No.
>>69918800
I honestly though that was James franco from your highness
>>69918861
He might as well have no cock.
>>69918822
>Tropes don't exist
>>69918811
what an uggo
>>69918836
I would suck on those for hours
>>69918863
BRAVO DABID
>>69918811
That hairstyle is just so fucking horrible.
It brings out all the worst features she has, it doesn't compliment her at all.
>>69918861
>everything turned out to be predetermined
>>69918864
But she's meant to look like Lyanna so we're gonna be stuck with another orc to keep the continuity
>>69918790
Ilaughed
>>69918790
until afterwards I realized how retarded the timetravelling was as a plot device
>>69918874
Yeah, with all that emotionally connection we've developed to the direwolves over the seasons. All those times they played a major part in the plot
>Bran the Builder created the Wall
>Bran will break the magic spell protecting the wall when he passes it with his mark
>Bran wargs back to the past and tells Bran the Builder to construct Winterfell as a defense against the WW because he knows the Wall won't hold
>Winterfell
>Winter fell
>The WW will be defeated at Winterfell
>>69918790
I can still hear Summer whimper.
>haven't seen Summer since forever
>shows up for 10 seconds then dies
>>69918905
not what the word trope means
Leaks said there will be a second Tower of Joy flashback that still doesn't confirm R+L= J what's the point of drawing this shit out?
Why does bloodraven have the same death effect as Voldemort?
>>69918885
>Euron's drowning, coronation, and the escape of Theon and Yara: 10/10
but that was the worst part
>>69918811
REEEE
Wow. That ending was fucking retarded. There is no way Bran should get out of this alive. The undead are a few minutes behind them, they have no food, they are miles away from any civilisation, there is just no way.
>>69918853
Fat Khaleesi doesn't even stand a chance
>I'M YARON GREYJOY, I CLAIM THE SALT THRONE
>heard you ain't got no cock
>get me a *burps loudly* get me a fuckin beer
>I've seen more of the world than all of you combined
>*takes a drink of beer*
>*burps again* I'm going to fuck the dragon queen with my big cock after I'm done gallivanting, also you have no cock
too many unnecessary deaths this season. osha, hodor, the direwolves, and jorah pretty soon too. meanwhile ramsay is alive and kicking.
>>69918884
Whats wrong? Cant jerk it to the little girl?
>>69918884
Have you looked at female MMA fighters? She's been training to be a fighter for ages now she's going to look bulky.
>>69918897
you shut your mouth
(farts)
>>69918853
is that even a real competition?
Kinvara >>>>>>> Kaloreesi
>>69918895
Bravo D&D
>grrm tells the showrunners a totally different shitty ending to what he has planned in the books
>they use it and everyone goes beserk over how bad it is
>meanwhile he's laughing his ass off with his huge stacks of money and writing the real ending
>>69918958
/tv/: the character
gonna get btfo by dany, the stormborn
>>69918945
pottery
>>69918946
really? I must be in the minority then. I thought it was a really well directed montage, and the soundtrack was godly
>>69918811
Reminder that Maisiefags actually exist
Someone post the picture
>>69918861
He's probably going to be the most important character short of Jon.
>>69918790More than during any show or movie in my life. Bravo D&D, this time unironically
OK I get the whole time travel bullshit but what bothered me most is that when the Night King slashed BR in the present didn't match the way he got slashed in the past.
>NK slashes him left to right shoulder
>shows BR getting slashed from R to L shoulder
wtf man how lazy can they be?
>>69918962
Joffrey >>>> Ramsey desu. Jack Gleeson is a much better actor and his scenes were more interesting. ramsey is just straight up unrelenting torture porn.
>>69918958
*farts out of cock to establish dominance*
>>69918962
>he thinks jorah will actually die
>he doesnt think jorah is azor ahai.
Can we just have 50 minutes of Horn Hill Meet the Parents style?
>You can milk anything with nipples
>Could you milk me Gilly?
Hopefully it ends with a breakfast club style makeover for Gilly, while Dickon gives a fist to the sky while 'Dont you forget about me' starts playing.
>>69918958
It was even worse than I thought it would be.
When was the exact moment got turned to shit? I would say the death of tywin.
>>69918995
Essos
>>69918897
holy shit
>Promise me, Ned
>>69918941
That's a trope
>I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
*farts*
*makes deals*
*drinks*
*quips*
*knows things*
*appears out of nowhere and holds a position in power*
*goes wherever whores goes*
>VARYS HAS NO COCK
So he bought Meera and Bran about 30 seconds of time so they could run off into a blizzard
meanwhile the walkers and their entire zombie army is only about 100 meters behind and they work best in blizards
But of course we will get no explanation just like we got no explanation for how Sam got away from that rock at the end of season 2, or why the walker back then didnt kill him where he sat on his fat arse
He fucked her orally, anally and vaginally.
Then he had his dogs lick her clean.
>>69918995
CGI tits
Her nipples are different in the next scene
>>69918790
Not really, the tweest was stupid
>>69918976
>writing
Hes probably washing himself in a bath of gravy
>>69918892
>can manipulate time and space
Its a good trick
>>69918872
underrated
>>69918792
>yfw the only strong white male Ramsay is evil shit that has everything coming to him
>rest are cucks & have no ambitions of their own + bend over every second episode to strong females or minorities
>its okay to show white penis in a show about shaming people´s flaws on screen but not BBC or vaginas
what did they mean by this
>>69918976
>he can write any better
>he haven't run out of ideas
>he finishes the book before cardiac arrest takes his fat ass
>>69919011
Kings landing died with tywin.
>>69919001
fuck what an actor, just his facial features in this episode were powerful
>>69918891
I honestly think whoever is wrote the episode does not like animals and does not understand how other people do.
They wasted a dramatic scene on that random green midget dying, that no one gave a flying fuck about, when they could've used this time for a proper death for Summer.
>>69918945
It's a relatively cheap and easy effect to do.
>>69918976
Illusions. Only the show is canon now. The show is all there is.
>>69919029
Think they'd waste CGI money on some no-name actress?
>>69918976
>implying anybody is going to care about his ending by the time he actually finishes his books
They're an afterthought for the majority of people watching the show
>>69918987
It was well done scene except for the "LET'S GO KILL MY NEPHEW AND NIECE LOL"
>>69918984
hairy pottery
Why are they obsessed with DUDE NO COCK LMAO jokes?
Is this how they try to deal with the fact that they were both mutilated as infants?
>>69919011
s01e01 opening
Promise me, Ned
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW KEVAN ACTUALLY FIXING SHIT IN KING'S LANDING?
>>69918790
I did. Poor Dany.;_;
>>69919043
lol one wooden face for the whole show he was fucking terrible.
>BUT HES LIKE THIS FAMOUS OLD GUY ACTOR HES SO GOOD OMGWTF UPVOTE!!!!!
>>69918941
He used it correctly.
>>69919007
kek
>>69918987
the problem was the dialogue and the logic behind it
>>69919023R'hllor?
>>69918864
Ned said she looked somewhat like Lyanna, and no one ever commented on the fact that she's a 3/10 hobgoblin. Other than Sansa calling her horseface, but that's sister-bullying and probably just means she has a long face
>>69919027
i read that in his voice
>>69918818
jesus christ im dying senpai
>>69919043
Yeah Isaac was great.
>>69918829
I kind of feel bad for fatty, that's all he's ever going to be known for.
Yes, I committed one of out most horrible sins a man can do in our religion and culture. So lets go do it two more times :^)!
>>69918855
No, or not yet.
They haven't really described them having any hostile zip-zap magic so far, except for the legend where they supposedly created the Stepstones and the Neck by flooding the land.
>>69918751
Can someone PLEASE give me the boobs of the two girls shown in the play?
I know for a fact by the nipples those were two different girls and I need to prove it to a friend
Why do the whitewalkers want Bran dead? I think I missed something
>>69919001
>from R to L
Confirmed
>>69919027
but what does she still feel inside her?!
Bran will be captured by Snow Walkers
Bran will join them
>>69918995
I imagine Kate Mara having pale soft nipples just like that
>>69918790
It was sad when Summer died. I didn't care when Hodor died because I was still trying to figure out how the fuck wights can crawl up walls like spiderman.
>>69919011
Tywins death was the highlight of the books too
>>69918829
Back to the Doormula
nth for semen priestess
>>69919001
>BRAN YOU MUST GO HE IS COMING
>FIRST LETS GO BACK IN TIME ONCE MORE FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
>>69918995
whew those are very pink in contrast to her skin, would suckle/10
>>69919042
KL's got saved by the new pope
>>69919094
Hi Ellie
>>69919097
Everyone else seemed cool with it.
>>69918995
That's not snektits
>>69919105babby
>>69919007
>Gerald saying that
Holy fuck that would be 100x funnier than meet the parents
>the only remaining direwolf is named "Ghost"
ITS LIKE POTTERY, BRAVO D&D
>>69918958
"nailed it"
>>69918976
>grrm
>writing
I got some bad news for ya...
>>69919102
probably because he plays a very important role at some point on the time travel timeline that we have yet to find out about, is my guess
What is the point of these fucking dogs?
>They generally act fucking dumb (Summer achieves nothing by being all an hero when he could have run ahead and rammed open the door saving time, not to mention probably carried bran away on his back a lot fucking faster than Meera and a sled)
>The Starks they belong too don't seem that attached to them in a best-friend sense, sharing emotions and stuff, they're treated more like pretty cool pets that are mentioned occasionally
>None of them have done any significant things to change the plot much since Summer killed that dagger murderer, killed the odd bad guy here and there
>Now they're being fucking killed off all over the place with only Ghost and Nymeria left
Only Ghost doesn't seem a waste of space.
>>69919022
you forgot
>holds the door
>>69919058
>>69919084
fair enough. To be fair, Euron is a massive ham and probably has a lot of kinslaying tendencies in the book as well. I guess they just made it ridiculously explicit for the show. the one thing that just doesn't feel right is why all the Ironborn are okay with it
Willis had a hard life ;_;7
Will Sansa raise Ramsay's child as her own?
Or will Sam volunteer to raise it like a good cuck?
>>69919108
>fork nails
Shiet that's kinda neat to have
>Meera told Bran to warg Hodor
>Bloodraven told Bran to listen to her
>It's Bran's fault
Does Bran get the most unfair judgement from fans?
>>69918976
>GRRM
>finishing the books
>>69919080
> I don't know what sarcasm is
> Other are dumb
>>69919025
Deus ex Coldhands is gonna save them
>>69919001
POETRY
>cutting to a closeup of cock and balls
This is what Dabid has dreamed of ever since he was a child, bravo I say
dude i got two fucking warts on me cock lmao
What if this is all a dream and the end Bran wakes up from a coma after being thrown out the window, Jamie and Cersei are being executed. How mad will you be
I can't wait until Jon faces Ramsay
>>69919097
FUCK D&D
>>69919136
>>69919111
Who's hotter, fakeSansa or Bad Pussy?
>>69919061
The show is set in a hyper masculine world where the ability to produce and heir was essential to ruling.
>>69918811
Some recast Quasimodo
DABID THE DIREWOLF ANIMATION BILLS DABID
So, this was a trap set by the night's king, right? he knows bloodraven is in there, knows he can't get to him, knows he must mark a nigger before he can break the barrier. Bloodraven can't be caught by the trap, because he's too powerful and too wise. Bran does it on his own without permission, he's an amateur, gets lured through night king's magic.
also, this is so different from the books. Weren't they seeing glimpses of the past through the weirwoods because something about weirwoods aging/abiding by time differently? And they couldn't go south because the weirwoods are all gone down there?
>>69919142
I GIVE MY LIFE NOT FOR GLORY, BUT FOR YOU, FAT EURONNNN
>>69918864
Yes, she actually was.
>>69919178
>>69919179
Twins
>>69919196
fake sansa
So how long until the White Walker Saga ends and the Androids Saga starts?
Thats when it starts getting good right?
>>69918958
He's basically the Ironborn equivalent of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys. I'm okay with this.
>>69918800
No Bran is a homo.
Was it just me or was that episode actually not all that shit?
First episode this series that I can't find that much to complain about apart from a few inconsequential things.
>>69918944
the plot does not need to know Jon is king.. Yet...
20 GOOD MEN
>>69919074
>if i leave that door, will you die?
>>69919184
Inb4 ramsay wins and does everything he said he would do in the letter because le shocking and unexpected
A reminder that Caloreesi a cute. CUTE!!!
>>69919196
Fake Sansa's a better actress
>>69918958
The amount of fucking eyerolls in this whole segment
>"haha, let's go murder them!"
>>69919156
Is she up the duff? Preggers? Bun in the oven?
>>69919022
*fade to black*
>and who
>are you
>
>written by David Benioff and D.B Weiss
>>69919131
>still doesn't get it
He had to bring him there so Hodor exists because it's already happened and what's supposed to happen
>>69918790
I actually did
Also got teary eyed when Jorah admitted he loves Dany
So why did they warg and look at winterfell when they knew the whitewalkers were coming? Shouldn't they have been getting out of there?
>thousands of white walkers
>they all crawl on top of and then into the ravens den instead of crawling over it to the other side
I love it
>>69919173
>What did he mean by this?
Do you guys think its possible that the seizure o hodor was BR trying to warg into hodor when he dies?
>>69919246
god damn
>>69919246
i challenge anyone to show me a more perfect woman
>Promise me, Ned
>>69919229
If we got a scene of Sansa being brutally gangraped and murder it would make me forgive literally everything
Snektits win but just tits, the rest goes to fake Sansa
>>69919227
What's with /got/ and liking girls with squished in mole faces?
>>69918995
>Westeros
Showfags, everybody.
>>69918995
All hail the royal tits!
>>69919011
the death of drogo
>>69919206
I don't know, his expression is that he looks kind of suprised to see Bran there
>>69919236
No. It was legitimate rape so the body was able to prevent pregnancy.
>>69919246
>>69919273
Those guys want a good girl
>>69918945
Would have been better if he broke down into a murder of crows and they all flew away.
Promise me, bran
>>69919219
Best one of the season
But it's like when a decent chick stands next to uggos
>>69918885
escape 0/10 because there is no fucking reason for them to escape
and don't tell me it's cause he murdered balon, he even admitted he did it nobody cared, are we supposed to think that they're in danger? he already won the kingsmoot so he is their rightful king
I just saw the preview for the next episode, where Bran and Meera are hunted by wights, in one of the season 6 trailers you can see a rider killing a wight, could it be possible that they introduce cold hands now?
>>69919280
Not everyone's a fag like you anon
Can grrm just quit the book and come write a few episodes, d&d keep fucking up
>>69919246
Just perfect
>>69919294
she's gonna try to leave him in the next ep, she tell him she's sorry
>YEAH, I'M THAT DRUNKEN UNCLE WHO TALKS SHIT AND EMBARRASSES YOU AT THE PARTY
>yeah, I fucking killed your king, bitch was weak
>yeah, I'm a regicide, so what, sorry for not killing his ass earlier
>oh btw, that makes me a kinslayer too, fuck my brother, I'm a kinslaying regicide
>oh what, you mean the only reason I'm not getting my face beaten in by a steel gauntlet is because Victarion fears being a kinslayer, it's that taboo?
>MAKE ME KING AND THE FIRST THING I WILL DO IS GET MY FLEET STOLEN AND PUT YOU TO WORK BECAUSE IN THE SHOW, WE CAN BUILD A HUNDRED SHIPS IN A WEEK, LIKE LITTLEFINGER CAN TELEPORT THROUGH WESTEROS
>>69919273
Both grills of fire
>only 3 red priests in the show
>2 of them are girls
>girls = grills
>grills = fire
Holy shit that pottery
>>69919029
Why would they CGI a no-name actress who would obviously have no issue showing her tits? And then do it wrong in two consecutive scenes?
It's just light diffraction and the camera's processing of it.
>>69919303
He flat out says he wants to murder them. They were probably smart enough to figure out that's what he wanted to do.
>>69919127
You will get your rent WHEN YOU HOLD THIS DAMN DOOR.
>>69919277
varys is prodding her with his 10 incher
>>69919154
It's just an extremely rushed scene. Actually, all the Ironborn scenes are really rushed and just quickly tucked in.
They just wanted to quickly show character progression and what kind of a man Euron is (obviously a villain) and it hurts the story because they use some of the most important scenes just for this.
>>69919304
Any idea which trailer?
I never watch the preseason ones because they spoil so much
>>69919011
Tywin is the point where my cynicism was confirmed.
Hold the door is the point where it was flatly undeniable that the show is garbage. It doesn't help that HOE DE DOR came from GRRM himself.
Honestly a really great performance from that fat kid
>>69919332
>puffy nips
>to not puffy nips
Okay bud
>>69919276
IEAH SEID PrrrRROMEES me, NEDDY!
>>69919325
Not without banging him first
How come they haven't introduced Broly in the show yet? The Broly saga starts right after the White Walker saga
>>69919001
it's because dreams reverse left to right like mirrors
>>69918958
Can't forget
>lets go murder my neice and nephew!
Fucking rediculous, is he even gonna mention how he has a horn to control dragons?
where can i watch le last nights episode?
Good episode but don't D&D have someone who like checks their storylines for any logical fallacies like the boat stealing part, why did three eyed Raven warg again after leaving and last episode with dany. I feel like a lot of good schows benefit from being very meticulous about the plot
>>69919326
The first thing he'll do is kill Theon and Yara because fuck it.
>>69919371
on your computer
>ctrl+F (you)
>0 item
>>69919326
>Euron is everyone's drunken uncle
I dunno, I'm starting to like him more and more. He's nothing like the books but then again who is? He's like 4chan incarnate.
>Hodor, you dumb fatass, hold the fucking door and sacrifice yourself for us.
What did she mean by this ?
>>69918864
>Ned says she looks like Lyanna
>Lyanna is meant to be so beautiful she literally started a civil war
>Not meant to be attractive
All righty then mate.
>>69919363
Would suckle tenderly
So I have literally watched the episode twice now and I still cannot figure out something.
In the scene which Arya is spying on the actress and learns about the rum, who is the guy that criticises the younger actresses acting?
He pulls off a blonde wig and says that she was flat.
Who the fuck was he on stage?
God like tits:
>>69918995
Shit tits:
>>69919111
What the hell. They're so different too, can't be explained by lighting.
>>69919326
*burps* get me a fookin budweiser yeh filthy animals, let's kill more of me kin with the ships you're gonna build me in time for *sick belch* the next episode
>>69919328
>Red woman is 6/10, she really doesnt do anything for me
>New woman has constant bitch face
Yeah no anonunless she takes off her necklace
what do you think gurm thinks about these episodes?
is he happy about it?
>>69919233
what will you do when she wins the Game of Thrones?
>>69919363
Sansa is going to screw Jon over. She is so dumb.
Poor Jon.
>>69919279
Nah, double daggers is more qt.
>>69919160
Raven is Future Bran
Why didn't he just warg into the past and just stop the creation of the white walkers?
>>69919002
Joffrey had one of those unintentional really funny moments.
Tyrion: "Sorry about your father".
Joffrey:"What? Oh yes, he was kill by a pig. Very sad."
Guy was a prick, but hilarious.
>>69919294
I really hope their relationship works out and one day they'll be lords of winterfell
So as a straight white male, which main character in this series am I supposed to relate to and identify with?
>>69919357
The dark ring and pink interior when shot outdoors gives the appearance of more depth than is really there.
>>69919371
On HBO's channel, you degenerate. Do you think we support piracy in here? Get the fuck out.
>>69919385
The threads to fast for (you)s
>>69919112
Just google littlw caprice senpai
>>69919233
i'dhugher
>>69919405
He's too rich and fat to care.
Who gets nominated for the Hugos is more of an issue.
>>69919389
she fucking hated hodor
she hated how he smelt
she hated how he looked at her ass
she hated him just saying hodor
she was happy he fucking died
>>69919392
He's probably just a showrunner or something.
>>69919009
what balon scene is this image from?
>>69918751
Okay, I miss the thirty threads since the episode aired but let me as. Is Bran is actually a time traveler? I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding something, or missing something, but did Bran literally warg into the past and give Will some kind of l future retardism?
>>69919391
if only this was a realSansa scene back then in kings landing..
>>69919410
show me how you'd munch on them.
>>69918976
Thing about GRRM is that he is a great character writer, but is complete shit at writing plots. He can write awesome character arcs, but when it comes down to the overall story, he is useless. He relies on exponential writing i.e. more characters, more lands, more macguffins to deal with existing plot. After several books it predictably snowballed out of proportion and he can't finish it.
>>69919252
"I'm just saying, my cock isn't grey yet, and you probably owe me one."
the kings moot wasn't.. well it wasn't really how I pictured it. I mean like I had imagined a huge storm with massive waves and thunder and lightning and pale guys with long dirty hair screaming from atop craggy rocks to a massive crowd of pirate reavers. show euron in particular looks more fit to lead them on a pub crawl than a reaving expedition
>>69919326
keep in mind that almost this entire island has brain damage from almost drowning because of drowned god
>>69919417
Jon obviously. Sam if you're a loser, Jorah if you're a beta.
>>69919411
I REALLY hope this doesn't happen. To screw Jon over by believing Littlefinger's shit-stirring....I honestly want to believe Sansa has learned better than that. Sticking with family is what's going to help her, not the guy who has pretty much helped to entirely destroy the starks for his own benefit.
>>69918958
Am I the only one that actually king of like him?
>>69919417
Euron
Ghost and nymeria only direwolves left.
cleganebowl when so i can watch DABID butcher everything i cared about
>>69919417
Jorah, since you probably forgot to mention that you're a cuck.
>>69919384
>>69919419
XD FUcKING eric my good friends!
>>69919417
Jaime? Jon? Daario?
>>69919416
Can Bran even produce a heir?
>>69919416
What interview is this?
>>69919417
Big cock villain euron
>>69919393
It looks like she had some.sort of makeup or lotion or something on them to make them look better.
Are the direwolves of the starks fully grown? In the books they were described as double the biggest dog of the stark dogs.
Does he regret?
>>69919453
Or she's learned to play the game from LF so well, that she's manipulating even the people she isn't supposed to. She always seems to trust the wrong people at the right time, and mistrust the right people at the wrong time if that makes sense
>>69919061
Kek gud1
>>69919417
Sam, because he's a cuck.
>>69919435
Why would he be wearing a wig though?
>>69919481
fakeSansa is new queen now.
Ride off into the desert and cure yourself.
>>69919411
He's literally chained to an anchor at the moment
I fucking hate sansa so much i dont care if both of them are killed for good, let CIA take the entire norths army for all i care
>>69919481
my mouth is watering
>>69919363
PERFECTION
>>69918861
odds on his last scene will be himself watching jaime shag cersei and have to make them notice him for himself to be pushed from the broken tower.
Screen cap this
>>69919418
now youre just talking out your ass anon
>>69919326
I think you meant to say fratricide.
Kingslaying regicide is redundant.
>>69919465
>he thinks I'm joking
>>69919453
I don't get her not trusting Jon, they grew up together even if they weren't close it's the fact that she should know him better then LF. I think everyone of the Starks, except Catelyn, knew that Jon would never hurt them.
Where do people torrent GOT these days?
>>69919277
Most child actors get molested, there's no reason to suspect she made it through GOT un-fucked.
>>69919481
this is much better than fansa more snakes lewd scenes WHEN
>>69919492
would you regret large bags of cash?
>>69919488
Tell them to go visit Jamal as usual
>>69919492
we can hope
>>69919486
Could have been make-up to make them look pink, since she's portraying a ginger, and all gingers have pink nipples.
On the other hand, would a random stage company care that much?
>*BURPS* h-hold on *takes a swig of beer* *crushes can and drops it*
>cockless bastard *coughs up flem*
>my brother was a pussy *cracks open a beer*
>*burps loudly* no woman will rule the ironborn
>you got no cock lad you aren't fit to piss in an alley
>when i find daenerys targaryan im ginna seduce her with a thousand ships
>it's a the crowd chants in agreement at whoever the last person to speak was episode
do they think we are retards?
>>69919325
thats bran telling someone he's sorry
>>69919473
Can Dany?
>>69919501
>fake sansa
you want a good but you need
>>69919523
She is a student of Littlefinger. She is looking out for #1.
>>69919196
Fake Sana with augmented tiddies is hotter.
>>69919488
show them the scene.
pause it right here.
eat youre 13 sis pussy.
gently claim the 15's pussy with your big brotherly cawk for yourself.
call them your Arya and Sansa.
>>69919439
Yes Bran time travels to the past and affects the future however he can't change what's already happened so whatever he changes in the past,he's already done so technically he's not changing the future, just setting events in motion that's already happened due to him changing it in the past
what a lot of people seem to not get is that it's actually Meera's fault that he started hearing and repeating "Hold the door"
>>69919465
>he doesn't know how to pirate shit
What are you even doing on /tv/?
>>69919488
This scene was really revealing to me because i got some moles on my dick as well
>>69919523
I dont think she's going to screw over Jon. i think Little Finger's "HALF brother..." comment got to her and she didnt want to admit it. she's keeping something in her back pocket just in case. it's annoying she's not 100% on board with Jon, but I get it. after the shit she's been through it's hard to 100% trust anybody.
>>69919488
cut it out they won't notice i did the same for my sister(15 yrs old)
>>69918790
i was fucking laughing
>>69919492
He doesn't regret the money, no. Maybe he regrets losing his credibility.
Bran the Builder is Bran from the future.
>>69919514
u wot m8
it says kinslaying, not king
>>69919541
>do they think we are retards?
Ironbabbies are retards tho
>>69919392
The only person with gray hair on scene is one of the musicians up above the stage. Can't tell if it's the same person though, even going back and looking a bunch of times.
>be me on nofap
>come here
>badpussi tits
Fuck you guys
>>69919503
What a good northern Andal he is
>>69919473
finger up the arse, stimulate that gland. simple.
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>>69918790
I dont cry during movies and tv shows. Call me dead inside, but I simply cant get attached to fictional characters. Its like the game of chess to me. I enjoy to game, but wont cry for every piece thats out of the game.
>>69918887
I think it's foreshadowing to what bran is going to do in the future (fuck with the past), and it was a clever way to reveal why Hodor is Hordor.
>>69919562
Yea but its Jon though
I don't think it's that she doesn't trust him I think it's more she's jealous of him because male heir + people will follow him over her
why the fuck would the ironborn be so impressed by a plan to join dany
scratch me
>>69919416
It pains me that she would dare to look at another man like this.
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>>69919541
it really hurts the show that they only feel like paying the main cast for speaking roles.
It's like Anchorman tier silence on the extras. It makes the world seem so tiny when you know that no one but the main characters have any part in the story, so all you get are 2 and 3 person conversations.
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>>69919565
Yes you better cut it out.
Seeing a penis will completely ruin your sisters.
>>69919532
It's possible, yeah. It was a play after all.
>>69919609
They're a bunch of drunks, Theon's speech impressed them too.
Bran's going to die as soon as he lets the White Walkers get south of the Wall, isn't he? Maybe he won't even let them south knowing that White Walkers touched him. Everybody thought he was going to have to either
A) Warg the dragons, or
B) defeat the CotF and Three Eyed Raven.
But now he has no one left to train him any further and the CotF/3ER are all gone. He's now basically irrelevant to the plot beyond figuring out the Tower of Joy shit.
I will unironically drop the show if Bran dies.
>>69919362
have a (you) for that reference
>>69919077
"but david, show watchers don't want to see that part of the books, those were the boring parts. they want to see more jokes, tits, torture, and unnecessary monologues to build character backstory"
and also shoehorn in extra romance plots
>>69918790
Only tears of laughter, anon.
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>>69919597
holy fak these threads are fast
>>69919196
Bad pussy. The way she eye-fucked Bronn while showing off her glorious tits ... Diamonds
>>69919566
same here, it was cringy as fuck
>>69919600
>it was a clever way to reveal why Hodor is Hordor.
Fifth graders write shit like that.
>>69919556
why does this post make me feel depressed?
>>69918872
the author of "Hold the Door: The pain and struggle of Wyllis"
>>69918872
>not IT WAS ME, WYLIS
>>69919206
Why the fuck didn't the old guy tell him this shit, hey if they touch you we all die. They are all so fucking stupid. they realise Mr Freeze is coming, so they go back into the dream time and not fucking running away right then and there
>>69919675
Except they don't. If they did they'd have an HBO show.
>>69919621
you should be getting pains just looking at that plain jane face.
>>69919326
>No horn of dragons
>No Victarian
>No based eyepatch
They cut all the best parts of the Greyjoy story tbqfh
>>69919206
No. Bran Tullyed the fuck out of it...Pottery
So when bran wargd into hodor in the past did the present hodor have his child consciousness? I'm so confused.
Have you considered that if Sansa really is pregnant, the child will be heir to the Dreadfort, and possibly to Winterfell as well, depending on how things go with Jon and Rickon? It would be pretty cool if she actually gave birth to a child that would inherit the Dreadfort after Ramsay's imminent death. Sansa would rule the Dreadfort until the child came of age, and she would raise him/her as she herself had been raised by Eddard and Catelyn. House Bolton would no longer flay their enemies, and if Jon or Rickon (most likely Jon) then rules the North from Winterfell, the kinship between new lords Stark and Bolton will bring peace and stability to the North.
>>69919524
>Most child actors get molested
I thought that was only in American cinema, most British kid actors seem to make it out okay, though Sophie and Maisie might be an exception to that rule
>>69919488
this scene is trying to tell us that if you still have your foreskin you will get warts
geez i wonder whos behind this agenda
>>69919770
Sophie was the one doing the molesting.
>>69919011
The series died with Shireen.
Since then alot of the characterst started acting randomly.
>Meera will never jerk off your cripple cock late at night by the campfire out of pity
Anyone have a screenshot of BAMF Jon wearing his new cloak?
>>69919011
WHEN STANNIS STOPPED HAVING SCREEN TIME
>>69918949
The walkers don't want him dead. Just maneuvered like a chess piece.
>>69918790
I didn't even get close.
"Hold the door" --> "Hodor" was too absurd to be sad.
Hodor died before he could start speaking and get some proper character development.
The Wolf died in the stupidest way imaginable, which explains why Direwolves near extinction.
Danny being the stupid shit that she is sends Jorah into exile to find a cure instead of simply using her power as queen +50 titles to simply get the cure overnight.
The Iron Islands lose all of their Viking credibility by supporting the idea of having a foreign queen rule over them.
The faceless men turn out to be nothing more than common dime a dozen assasins who work for the highest bidder.
Sansa has turned bitter from her misfortune and is already headed down the path of a villain.
And lets not forget the most important part of all. White Walkers were created by the elves. That's right, they're literally nothing more than a weapon that turned on them. Cartoonishly evil killing machines that do not think, feel, or understand. They simply kill all humans because they're so evil.
I'm really finding it hard to care about anything that's going on anymore.
So did Sansa get fucked in the ass?
>>69919277
At the end of the day Ramsey and Theon got there before her beloved Jon.
>>69920031
By dogs.
>>69919473
Stephen Hawkings could produce kids then so can Bran
>>69918949
See the first reply to your post. The Walkers have bigger plans for Bran. If the theory about this is correct, the scene where the Night's King grabs Bran is one of the most important moments in the series.
>>69918934
Actually not that bad imo
>>69920031
Yes.
>>69919027
Absolutely delicious.
And to finish it off, just a sprinkle of salt pepper.
Fantastic.
>>69920015
Dumb ass brans destiny was far greater than warging a shitty wolf, if anything he's going to fly. At the end of the day the wolf was around to be killed to signal the end of summer and the start of winter.
Summer dies / summers dead. It's been obvious since book one. It's been obvious since winter is coming and the stark twat having a wolf named summer.
>>69919512
oh god you're probably right
how did GRRM get so many godawful ideas this season? I actually liked ADWD a lot.
>>69919326
Kinslaying is extremely heavily frowned upon by the Ironborn, isn't it? After all, that's the only reason Victarion didn't kill Euron for raping his wife. And then this guy just casually admits killing both a king and his brother.
>Watching 1080p torrent a guy recorded on smart TV
>"HO THE DOOR"
>Twitter notification: "#GoT Cringe"
Ruined the immersion just a little
>>69918797
CUTE
>>69920015
Not really, the ironborns plan is to take the dragons. Thats why he sent victarion in the book with the dragon horn to steal said dragons.
>>69920264
At that moment in time the ironborn have strayed from there ways. And have been left with a vagina and a cockless halfwit. Crazy Euron would seem like a gift from the drowned god himself given the current circumstances of the iron born.
>>69918934
Wow, I'm totally OK with this. Makes perfect sense to me.
Anyone else wanna see Dany become the "bad guy"? I'm hoping she finally crosses the sea, starts wrecking shit, and we see the personal cost of her conquest in the form of the other characters reacting to seeing everything they love steamrolled by dragons, Dothraki and Unsullied. I could see GRRM turning her into a sort of Mad King-lite, maybe without the madness. Just a character who believes what she's doing is right, but is seen by the Westeros characters as a butcher to be stopped.
Of course, this doesn't take into account the white walkers. Please, just anything but "Dany and her magic dragons swoop in and save the day from ice zombies." That's just too simple for GRRM.
>>69919449
You must not go on very fun pub crawls
>>69919038
Obviously you are a fag but I actually fucking hate girls complaining about the female nudity in the show, they miss the point. Girls are always shown nude to show their beauty whereas men are only ever naked to ridicule the character.
>>69918934
It'll be cool if the walls height was to slow down the rate at which the walkers climb over the walk with ice spiders. Spiders crawl across walls but the psychic link that has been mentioned about the wall.
Jon and Ghost seperated via the wall can't sense eachother. Neither can summer sense the other wolves south of the wall. I'm hoping if brans mark fucks up the wall that the magic that stops the dead from being warged is then released on the realm. With the dead rising throughout the entire realm.
>>69918958
Have to admit he was pretty funny. And the stroke of theons face with young theon. And theons reaction kind of confirms the sexual abuse thing.
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>>69919671
Wow! you guys are really cool, can I hang with you sometime? 8-)
>>69920543
I didn't cry, but as soon as I saw the door at the end of the tunnel, I knew something big was coming. Sat there with my jaw on the floor for the entire final scene, couldn't look away when the credits rolled. I haven't felt that kind of emotion on this show since the Red Wedding.
>>69918933
Prob should get yourself checked buddy, you sound a little but like a sociopath.
If you are going to do anything crazy pls post vids to /b/
>>69920700
Summer's willy-nilly death stole any emotion for the last scene i would have had, though it seemed pretty sad.
>>69919080
>shitting on Max von Sydow
>I don't know who thqat one guy is so everyone who does is a smug cunt
>>69919541
There are more than enough retards who can't follow the show and mix up every character so.
>>69919541
It was a moot, basically a group vote. And they're sorta-vikings, it's not like they're going to write the names down or tally votes like the Night's Watch.
>>69921835
>moot
literally who?