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>>69918751
Confirmed edition
>Promise me, Bran
meera is cute
>>69919587
Twin theory is fucking stupid
whyis sansa such an evil whore?
HOLD
>Jon is prettier than howlands daughter
POTTERY
>>69919587
the death of a dumb fucking character like hodor had emotional impact because it helped move the story along and had some setup and some consequences and wasnt just done for shock value, just go get grrm to write the rest of the scripts, d&d are dum
1st for semen priestess
>>69919611
P E R F E C T I O N
>>69919587
YOU JUST KNOW
>>69919587
>mfw Rickon and Dickon become the gay emperors of Essos
>>69919622
Because we needed another Cersei
>>69919626
GOD
LIKE
TITTIES
It all returns to nothing,
It all comes tumbling down, tumbling down, tumbling down.
>The Drunken Uncle
>*cracks open beer*
>calls you a faggot
>makes fun of your cock
>boasts about his cock
>kills his brother and king
>admits it
>oh well
>first thing he does as king is get the fleet stolen
>let's go murder the rest of my family now
>*burps* cockless faggots
>>69919587
>retarded showfag theory
>>69919626
soft puffy nipples, cute
>people suddenly being faced with the truth of George Martin being an absolutely shit author
Oh the glory, to finally have people see the truth I've been preaching for years now
how can they keep screwing up the ends of episodes
hoe de doe
you saying
we wuz retards an shit
>>69919635
They are twins
DABID THE WULFS ARE TOO EXPENSIVE
>>69919626
best part of the episode
So Bran will die, but his soul will go back in time
>>69919667
Based Euron
Torrents where?
>>69919644
Have mercy.
>>69919624
>I if i leave the door off, will you die?
How do the jewesses keep doing it? Why are they so seductive?
>>69919620
*raises paw*
*scratches*
ruff!(farts)
HOLD
LE
DOOR
>>69919626
10/10
Would suckle
Who's the Elliot Rodger of Westeros?
>tell people the season ends with Lyanna and Ned and a cliffhanger where we DON'T find out what she said or what happened
>everyone denies, calls me a retard, says we will see in ep 5
>I'm proven to be right by Truede leaks
SUCK IT
SUCK IT
SUIT
SIT
MEERA MINDRAPED HODOR THAT CUNT
poor tormund isn't going to get to climb the tree.
>>69919711
torrent sites
466 KB
Anonymous 05/23/16(Mon)04:53:11 No.69897793â–¶
Hey guys, remember when Stannis talked about how his wife almost starved to death while he was holed up in Storms end?
Well, Stannis was married to Selyse Florent by Roberts command. Because he wanted to let the Tyrell's know that if they were disloyal to him after fighting him in his rebellion that they would be replaced as Lord Paramount of the reach by the florents.
So this means either
A) Robert made stannis marry Selyse before the rebellion even happened
B) stannis chose to marry Selyse
Neither of which make sense
Bravo DnD
>>69919587
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>>69919613
>frogface is attractive
>>69919678
It's the second time this season we've been baited with nice tits into something disgusting. Getting tired of the switcheroo.
>>69919678
>A penis is shown in the episode
>/tv/ can't stop posting it
Are you all straight up gay?
Bran's going to die as soon as he lets the White Walkers get south of the Wall, isn't he? Maybe he won't even let them south knowing that White Walkers touched him. Everybody thought he was going to have to either
A) Warg the dragons, or
B) defeat the CotF and Three Eyed Raven.
But now he has no one left to train him any further and the CotF/3ER are all gone. He's now basically irrelevant to the plot beyond figuring out the Tower of Joy shit.
I will unironically drop the show if Bran dies.
>>69919741
Stannis
>>69919741
Stannis
>>69919626
Does she do porn because she seems familiar
>>69919676
>you will never live in the LoTR universe
>you will never be a humble farmer in The Shire
I mean, sansa is pure evil, at least ramsay does it for the lulz.
>I AM THE DROWNED GOD
Worst casting that ive seen in awhile familias
Is Euron seriously fucking expecting a whole fleet built in a matter of days or some shit? By the time they're fucking ready Theon and Asha will be in Slaver's Bay palling it up with Dany.
>>69919712
No mercy. R'hllor hungers.
>>69919678
is his dick bent or is it just the opening of his nasty foreskin is at an angle in the pic?
Either way, I wonder if he told his parents and all his friends to watch his "big break" on HBO
> Tfw we finally got an actually decent episode.
It didn't even take them an entire series as well! Still got 5 episodes to go. Wonder if they can fit a whopping 2 good episodes in a single series.
>>69919667
>*burp*
>somebody get me a can of ravioli, i'm your king
>if you care about regicide, you're fuckin gay
>where's my fookin budweiser
>where's my fookin ships
>can't you cockless faggots do anything right *burp*
>>69919678
None, it was some twink's average zoomed in cock for womyn
>>69919748
I WANT TO WATCH THEM FUG
How long until we finally get to see jon be tortured to death?
show euron is like the show as it is now incarnate in one character.
DABDI
>>69919750
>I'm a faggot
Torrents where?
>>69919741
sandor clegane, good thing he is coming back.
>>69919773
Daenarys is the only pure evil character left on the show after Ramsay gets it.
>>69919769
i hope so. somebody give us her porn name plz.
>>69919751
or
Stannis is a liar
>>69919728
Theres a saying
Young Jewish women are all tits and class
Once they get older they're nose and ass
>>69919711
That's illegal anon
wtf at Sansa not trusting Jon/scheming? I don't like that...
REMINDER THAT TOMMEN LITERALLY THROWS HIMSELF OFF A BRIDGE AFTER MARGERY IS KILLED
>>69919785
>only 5 episode left
>>69919794
actually that makes sense, torture is the only way to stop him since as a demi god he has already beaten death.
>>69919678
White male with vd... SOcial Justice
>>69919761
yes.
>>69919626
>>69919741
Stannis
Why is Meera so perfect?
>>69919626
Best tits ngl
>>69919799
reported to fbi
>>69919764
he's going to bang meera and chill
>>69919757
She's cute. Certainly 10 times better than Massey.
>>69919800
Sandor isn't a virgin though right?
Right?
>>69919799
Do you seriously not know how to look for a torrent?
Come on son, this isn't 2004.
>>69919783
The jews cant trick me.
this was one of the worst episodes of the series. the sansa/LF scene was so cringeworthy; the play in arya's scene was weird and pointless; and hodors death lost all impact because it made no goddam sense
>us ironborn TAKE WHAT WE WANT
>thats why we're going to join daenerys targaryen, someone who is completely opposed to everything that we do and who has dragons
>wooow thats such a great plan yeaaah
these guys are pretty fucking stupid.
>>69919838
>shes cute
no she's not
>>69919764
>implying bran isn't the raven and already knows what he has to do in order to become the raven again, so he can send the actual raven to young bran, make him fall, and then send him on a journey to become the bloodraven.
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>>69919829
Hi, Stannis Baratheon here.
Well, this is my last raven. It all has to come to this. Tomorrow is the day of retribution. The day in which I will have my revenge against the realm, against all of you. For the last 15 years of my life, ever since Robert’s rebellion, I've been forced to endure an existence of loneliness, rejection, and unfulfilled desires all because lords have never been attracted to me. All the lords and knights have sworn fealty and service to other "kings" but never to me.
I’m 35 years old and I've still never even been loved by my own brothers. I defeated Victarion and his Iron Fleet off Fair Isle, held Storm's End against the power of the Reach for a year and took Dragonstone from the Targaryens, but I’m still just Lord of Dragonstone. It has been very torturous. Lordship is the time when everyone experiences those things such as honour and loyalty. In those years I've had to rot in loneliness. It’s not fair.
You lords have never been attracted to me. I don’t know why you aren't attracted to me but I will punish you all for it. It’s an injustice, a crime, because I don’t know what you don’t see in me. I’m the perfect king and yet you throw yourselves at all these obnoxious usurpers instead of me, the Son of Fire, the Warrior of Light. I will punish all of you for it. (grits teeth)
>>69919827
>>69919832
i can't get enough of her.
>>69919741
Hot Pie
>>69919777
he doesn't actually care about yara and theon
>>69919839
how else can you explain all the angst? seen him around whores before, but never with one. sadly he is.
>>69919849
The Ironborn are basically forever angry white niggers, they're retarded.
>>69919827
Rank em, rate em.
>>69919741
Jorah.
>>69919827
Why are her nips so much darker backstage? Makeup/editing when she was onstage?
>>69919644
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>>69919783
sauce plox ?
>>69919847
I don't think the play was pointless. I think it's very clearly reminding Arya who she is. She isn't no one. She's a Stark, and she can never forget that.
>>69919764
Why don't he just cut his hand?
>>69919678
Is there a decent picture without his hand? Only then can I accurately appraise this cock.
Decent balls though. Too smooth for my taste. Is it even real though?
>>69919857
On the day of retribution, I am going to storm King’s landing with my entire fleet. And I will slaughter every single spoiled, stuck up blonde Lannister I see inside there. All those traitors I have desired so much, they will have all rejected me and looked down upon me as an inferior man if I ever proclaimed myself as the rightful heir to the Iron Throne. While they throw themselves at these obnoxious brutes. I will take great pleasure in slaughtering all of you.
You will finally see that I am, in truth, the superior one, the Prince that Was Promised and the one true king. (grits teeth) Yes, after I have annihilated every single Lannister in the Red Keep, I will take to the North and slay every single traitor I see there unless they bend their knees. All those usurpers who live such lives of hedonist pleasure while I’ve had to rot in loneliness for all these years, they’ve all looked down upon me when I’ve tried to go out and persuade them.
They’ve all treated me like a gutter rat. Well now I will be a god compared to you. You will all be animals. You are animals and I will slaughter you like animals and I will be the Lord of Light, exacting my retribution on all those who deserve it. And you do deserve it, just for the crime of living a better life than me. All you usurpers and traitors, you’ve never accepted me. Now you’ll all pay for it.
>>69919847
I thought this was the best episode of the season. That doesn't mean it was good and didn't have shit parts. All the episodes have had those.
>>69919878
prosthetics
>>69919878
it looks like it's not out in the warm sun.
white women's nips get smaller and a little darker in the cold.
>>69919881
yeah it's very important about Arya's arc cause she can't shed her identity.
I hope she tells them faceless men to fuck off and goes back to westeros.
>>69919870
He needs it to get to Dany. That's undoubtedly where Theon has headed to.
>>69919741
Joffrey or Sweetrobin
>>69918675
Because instead of writing blog posts about how writing is like super hard and going to conventions all the time to coast on your fame, Sanderson actually writes.
>>69919892
based stannis.
>>69919847
The play mocked the Starks. Arya and Sansa both have plotlines dealing with their name and how it isn't worth as much as they think.
>>69919857
>>69919892
And lords, all I ever wanted was to serve you, and to be served by you. I've wanted loyal bannermen, I've wanted justice, I've wanted honour, loyalty, valour. You think I'm unworthy of it. That's a crime that can never be forgiven. If I can't have your fealty, my lords, I will destroy you. (grits teeth) You denied me the claim to the throne, and in turn, I will deny all of you life. (grits teeth) It's only fair.
I hate all of you. Humanity is a disgusting, wretched, depraved species. If I had it in my power, I would stop at nothing to burn alive every single one of you to dust and ashes to please R'hllor. You deserve to be annihilated and I'll give that to you. You never showed me any mercy and so I will show you none. (grits teeth)
You've forced me to suffer all my life and now I'll force you all suffer. I've waited a long time for this. I'll give you exactly what you deserve. All of you. All you lords who rejected me and looked down upon me and you know, treated me like scum while you gave yourselves to other men. And all of you men, for living a better life than me, all of you claimless usurpers, I hate you. I hate all of you. I can't wait to give you exactly what you deserve. Utter annihilation. (grits teeth)
>>69919847
The play was about Arya keeping her identity intact, if she was truly no one, she wouldnt have been affected by the play, which she clearly was
I read ultil half the fifth book and never watched the series and just heard now theres time travel
omg i hate grrm so much
>>69919847
>the play in arya's scene was weird and pointless
the play is arya finally realizing that she will never become no one, and it reminds her who she really needs to be killing.
also, that play is giving arya the first news shes heard of her sister (that she was married to tyrion and has had a really shit time).
>>69919878
Yeah dude. She's naturally a brunette, but was playing Sansa who is a ginger who can have pink nips. Wasn't a big deal, she's glorious.
Daily reminder this now cheap, campy fantasy series will end in a cliffhanger of not finding out what happened to Lyanna
>>69919658
Yeah that shit was fucked up. What a scary power.
>>69919865
fuck off /pol/tard
>>69919748
Why does Brienne think she's above fucking Tormund? He's probably her only suitor that honestly wants her for some fugg and not just to poke fun at her
>>69919845
u sure?
>my gf is a green haired SJW (dead serious)
>I am not
>she pretty much said this during the scene (claimed Davos was mansplaining where she comes from)
>>69919855
That don't make no sense. The 3ER was a real guy with an actual body in the actual world. The time travel stuff is only in the weirwoodnet. Unless future Bran warged some other dude's body and then called himself. If that's the case, why bother? Why not just warg himself before he falls and head up to the tree or whatever? None of this makes any damn sense and I hate it.
>>69919937
right makes sense
dark nips a shit
>>69919857
>>69919892
>>69919922
it is called autism and i think you have it
>tfw the nagging and screaming and pitch of the female vocal chords gave hodor his brain damage
My keks
>Don't let him touch you! If he touches you in your dream, he can kill you in real life, Morty!
>>69919865
but frogface is the jew looking one
>>69919907
Hence why he wants a sick ass fleet, to impress her. He could give two shits about where Theon and Yara ran off to
>>69919587
>little green azn girls in loincloths throwing fireballs at zombies
oh my what is this silly manchild shit I'm watching D:
>>69919952
no, only black nips are bad
>>69919751
No, it means Robert had Stannis marry Selyse right after he was crowned.
>>69919944
Brienne only likes subs / pretty boys. Tormund is too much man for her.
>>69919626
>>69919827
>>69919832
stop already. you guys are all like a gang of sweetrobins.
>Meera will never jerk off your cripple cock late at night by the campfire out of pity
the kingsmoot scene was stupid as FUCK. "shit yeah i'm a kinslayer and a kingslayer! we're gonna spend the next 5-10 years building a thousand ships so i can eventually fuck daenerys with my big cock! now let's go kill my niece & nephew!"
book euron is a hilarious anime villain but at least his speeches are awesome. this was just garbage.
>>69919947
You have to kill her anon
Also never post that image again
>>69919946
SHIIEEETTTT
>>69919947
>my gf is a green haired SJW
kill yourself and her
>>69919857
let's all have a big inhale and exhale as we thank the Lord for not being struck with as severe autism as this.
so why did sansa turn away the entire army of the vale again? because of MUH FEELINGS
honestly i hope she dies soon, thinking shes such hot shit
>>69919947
>Ignoring the smart people because muh norf
J U S T
>>69919978
dark nips
a shit
>>69919974
>grenades
>time travelling
>more deus ex machinas than a flock of middle earth eagles
It's one of those AXN sci-fi shows.
How has no one posted a good picture yet to go with WYLIS CAN YOU PLEASE HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
surely someone has a good one of Bran with a wide open mouth, preferably in bed. He had a lot of those scenes in season 1 and 2 anyway.
>tfw the play had better writting than the fucking show itself
>>69919947
kill yourself and brake up with her
>>69919957
kek
>>69919887
Why doesn't he just warg back in time and stop himself from warging without the 3ER to begin with? This is why time travel as a plot device is gay as shit.
>>69919947
she's right though
>>69919784
>nasty foreskin
Back to the ovens, Braavosi
>>69920012
Wha? Dark nips are GOAT
Like little Hershey kisses
I'm having real trouble getting through the episode. I can't believe you fucks said this was good.
>>69919965
He clearly "Lets go kill them" or something like that. He wants them dead. A fleet like that will take fucking months or even years to create. What's the point of showing up at that point when in all that time Theon is securing a deal with Dany and flinging shit all about Euron. Euron's and Dany's views do not mix, it wouldn't end well, shit, it wouldn't even begin.
>yfw the "hold the door" scene
>>69920017
That was the joke.
>>69919947
How can you even be friends with someone like that let alone in a relationship with them
>>69919947
salvation for her is 6 feet under
>>69919587
New thread >>69919896
>>69919953
>whats a copy pasta
time to return to reddit
>>69919878
nips get slightly darker when colder
also lighting
Did Sansa get fucked in the ass?
>>69919986
thank god
>>69919989
it made me laugh so hard. it's fucking winter and everyone on Pyke already looks tired, miserable, and covered in bird shit, and his bright idea is, "LET'S GO CHOP DOWN TREES AND DO CARPENTRY"
you got like less than 20 episodes it ain't happenin'
ITT we come up with better names for Hodor
I'll start
>Thedoore
>>69919947
kill yourself (dead serious)
>>69920041
Who said that? It's terrible like all the others.
So why do the Others want to kill the Children? They created them.
>>69919957
IM SCARY TERRY BITCH
>>69920060
with an iron pipe, I hope so.
fucking evil whore
>>69920060
E'ry night.
>>69920051
What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>69920033
what a pleb holy shit
>>69920044
never really cared for hodor, but damn that scene hit where it hurt
>>69920042
He wanted to kill them but once he realized they left he abandoned that idea, It serves him no good. He also doesn't know hwere Theon and Yara are going. He doesn't know that they'll reach Meeren before he does.
>>69919587
Anyone disgusted by Sansa Stark? She literally went to Castle Black Freezing cold, hungry, without protection.
She meets her brother and tries to manipulate him to into fighting the Boltons after sge recieved his help and claims she will do it herself somehow. A girl who literally who had nothing but asured death if Jon wasnt the Commander.
And then the way she spoke with littlefinger. God how stupid is this girl. Littlefinger told her from the begining avenge them. He made the right moves and got an army from the Vale to destroy the Bolton and take over the north for himself and will use her name. Hes doing the right moves and he hasnt been unkind or malicious to Sansa. Except you know marry her off.
What did Ramsay do to Sansa? Flay someone else and fuck her a few times? What did she think marriage was.What did littlefinger do so bad to get threats.
Stupid girl. What really gets me mad is how everyon ein yourube comments is saying how brave she is and yada yada.
>>69920044
>giving a child brain damage so you can get a 20 second headstart into a blizzard
>>69919880
weirwood.net
>>69919626
>>69919827
what do her tits look different
>>69920066
Doormund, also checked.
>>69919947
>my gf is a green haired SJW
She better be hot bro
>>69920066
Holdthe
Why was Sansa so upset?
She does realise what happens when you marry a dude right?
>>69920091
dude
strong female character
lmao
>>69920076
No idea
They seem to have some level of intelligence
Can't believe how fucking useless the children were
>>69920060
Undoubtably
I bet reek was forced to do it too
>>69920100
because of your virginity
>>69920095
>not giving a child brain damage and instead getting your face eaten by zombies
Why the fuck didnt they just run when tree man told them to get out?
>>69920044
I cried like a fucking baby. Poor Hodor got shit on his whole life and he was always so innocent and nice. He didn't deserve that.
>>69919947
>>my gf is a green haired SJW (dead serious)
I kind of have a thing for SJW's
Want one so bad that lets me suck her toes while she lectures me about male privilege
>>69919678
>>69920051
you're 100 posts early, friendo.
>>69920100
VIRGIN
I
R
G
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>>69919764
Do people love Bran? I'm serious. I have always found him kind of boring especially now that it is just him and Meera. If he gets sacrificed to bring the wall down I am fine with that. Everybody can't be the hero.
>>69920100
Same reason she's wearing a wig on stage but not behind the scenes. She's playing a ginger pubes, they all have pink nipples.
Are we supposed to fear the white walkers when there 5 of them and all it takes some dragonstone on a stick to kill one?
Who /rickard/ here?
Friendly reminder that if your all favorite characters are male, you probably hate women.
>>69920044
They permanently mind raped a child to get a head start from the undead. No but really, it's the first time I've felt something from this show in a long time, they've killed characters off constantly this season but this is the first one that got to me.
>>69920112
Assrape?
>>69920127
End yourself
>>69919872
I'd fuck him.
>>69920077
nice le memed fellow redditor!
>>69920120
When they stab you you feel no pain.
>>69919827
>/tv/ is played by the dwarf
>>69920091
Literally ebin stronk woman
>It makes me sick how bad the writers get the moment they have to write female characters, every fucking time they fuck it up to make them stronker
>>69920100
they colour corrected them for the play in post but forgot to for the changing room
>>69920151
hey, I like the frog and fakesansa, but thats about it
>>69920014
pls reply
>>69920120
Remember what hodor did that bolton soldier, Locke, while bran was warged into him? Imagine what hodor could have accomplished over the seasons if he wasn't an invalid.
>>69920124
Why the fuck didn't the tree man warn bran not to get touched by ice dudes when using the tree internet?
>>69920137
Book readers love Bran because he's the access point for the deeper lore stuff and one of the few plot lines that has preserved the weirder magic shit.
>>69920151
post more bullshots where she looks decent
>>69920044
i didn't feel a thing for him and i'm usually pretty emotion-bound to a tv show/vidya/movie
are you guys like, homos?
I've never come to terms with this guys appearance.
It just feels too.. Dr. Who-ish.
>>69920147
haven't we only seen like 20 pieces of dragon glass in the whole universe tho?
how common is it?
>>69920014
>surely someone has a good one of Bran with a wide open mouth, preferably in bed
Becaues that'd be too lewd
>>69920151
>having favourites
I dislike everyone at varying levels of intensity.
>>69919989
>book euron is a hilarious anime villain
Him and Darkstar. Anime to the end.
>>69920063
>you got like less than 20 episodes
I imagine they will have ten zillion ships in time for an "EPIC XD" season finale with the fleet sailing for Slaver's Bay.
so the white walkers are actually trying to get back to the Gods Eye http://awoiaf.westeros.org/index.php/Gods_Eye
Children betrayed the first men with their meme magic ritual. Holy shit famm.
cotf are evil as fuck
white walkers are cursed first men
Wait, why did they have to cripple Hodor again?
Why did he have to turn into a retard?
Literally why?
>>69920151
BookSansa, BookBrienne and BookAsha are some of my favourites.
I like ShowYara though.
>>69920044
all my feels mang,that made me really sad
>>69920076
Also, why do they want to kill the Raven?
Continued over here >>69919896
New thread >>69919896
>>69919847
Nah this episode was pretty good.
BUT, Summer dying for no reason other than budget cuts and Asha stealing the entire fleet if the worst writing in the show.
>>69920147
Yea, pretty lame
>>69920151
The thing is, I don't think this is the case for anyone. I'm pretty sexist myself, but Arya and Sansa, hell even Cersei, are still interesting to me.
The only one who isn't interesting is Dany.
>>69920091
I tried to like Sansa, but fuck man I've had enough, her entire character is being a straight up bitch, and a dumbass at that.
>>69919830
never shows tits
>>69920194
Theres a whole island of it.
>>69920091
They made her a really bitchy character, D&D in a nutshell
Reminder that they killed Summer because they couldn't think of any Direwolf (fart) """""jokes"""""
>>69920188
He just feels utterly irrelevant. I constantly forget he even has a name. I guess in a sense he's the "main villain" which is sort of depressing.
>>69920188
For me it's his shitty armour, even though he is blue Darth Maul. Give that nigga a helmet and he'd be better.
If I could turn back time
If I could find a way
I'd take back those words that hurt you
And you'd stay
holy fuck euron is such a huge disappointment
>I killed my brother
>lmao lets go kill my nephew and niece too
wasn't kinslaying a bad thing
>>69919944
My wood would
>>69919587
Questions I have after tonights episode:
1. How did the COTF learn to make white walkers?
2. How come volcano glass creates ice/snow creatures?
3. How come TNK is the only person/creature in Asoiaf able to interact with Brann's time travel appearance? Or was Brann not time traveling but just teleporting himself to some random weirwood tree and TNK happened to be there.
4. How can TNK mark work on somebody from the future?
A lot of these questions will probably have to do with bad writing but still. Also Hodor "hold the door" feels like star wars prequel cheesiness.
>>69920227
they could have neutered the wolf and made no dick jokez.
>it's a faceless men scene
>>69920198
>go tell all 15 of your families to build 1000 oceangoing ships
>>69920188
They're supposed to be ice elves not old dudes in leather
>>69920151
I like CIA and Dany.
>9.8 on IMDB
>So many 10/10 reviews
Why are normies retarded?
>>69920149
you see what he's wearing?
you know what Ned was wearing?
you saw what Salsa made Jon to wear?
D&D
>>69920044
Treating Hodor like that is pretty unforgiveable but will be forgotten about by next episode because lmao the writing is retarded now
Killing the dire wolves off is also symbolic of this show jumping the shark
Bran warged into Sand snakes when they were children making them retarded.
>>69920201
so that he'd be so retarded that he'd be a shoo-in for the job of "carrying bran around"
>>69920253
>its pretty much any scene
>>69919678
WARTS
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>>69919997
>>69920002
>>69920018
>>69920049
>>69920050
>>69920069
God damn, I didn't think people would react this way. Yeah, she is a SJW and I disagree with her on 99% of things regarding social issues, but we rarely even talk about such shit and it never gets serious.
>>69920103
she is, she's not fat, just dyed her hair green a few months ago
>>69920127
yea this is the exception, she does dominate me in bed and sink her fingernails into my chest / slap my balls and ruin my orgasms
>>69920199
What are they going to do if they reach gods eye?
>>69920253
>tfw skip all the arya scenes
Anyone else do this? Literally the most boring fucking scenes throughout the show
>>69920266
more like why are we?
>>69920249
DABID JUST LIKE VARYS
NO DICK
If you think Meera is more attractive than
>Danny
>Cersey
>Asha
Then you are literally a pedophile
>>69920151
Liking that dumb bitch.
She should of sailed for westeros a long time ago.
Then again I am a bookfag so who knows about Dorne or Aegon.
>>69920201
past hodor could hear them yelling from the future to hold the door.
i guess if you overhear stuff from the future you can go crazy
>>69920203
I agree with this
Shit I even liked book Cat before she went full LSH
The female characters in the show are JUST
>>69920266
Does it make you upset that most of normies thought Holdthedoor reveal was "brilliant" and "amazing"?
>>69920044
was cringing too hard to feel
>>69920266
or maybe it is you who is the retard, have you ever considered that?
>"HAHAHAHAHA, LET'S GO MURDER THEM!"
>>69920253
>its a sandsnake scene
>its a briene scene
>its a dany scene
>its anything but the north,CIA or kingslanding scene
>>69920281
Has she pegged you yet anon?
My dick needs to know.
>>69920297
>26
>Pedophile
>>69920223
ah, nice
>>69920044
>finally find out why he keeps saying 'Hodor'
>it actually makes sense
>he immediately dies afterwards
How does a simple actress can afford a faceless man?
What the fuck?
Also that play is sick, a bit 4-wall-breakish but sick.
>>69920147
Yeah, an undead army must be easy as fuck to defeat
so is it basically confirmed that bran is the reason why aerys II goes nutso
>>69920257
Not saying it makes a lick of sense. Just saying D&D will want the ship porn at some point or another of crazy evil Euron standing at the till of his flagship leading many many more.
Like this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zF7-47sYCOE
>>69920297
I need that in my life
>>69919904
But she has nothing. And she still wants revenge.
>>69919947
Davos was fucking right though. Sansa has been a dumb bitch this entire show. At best she is Caitlyn. Who was horrible and made everything worse.
>>69920316
>it's a CIA scene
>>69920281
>she does dominate me in bed and sink her fingernails into my chest / slap my balls and ruin my orgasms
Someone post more jewess.
>>69920327
It's not about gold, it's about what is valuable to the person.
>Jaquen in Oldtown
Cut?
>>69920335
Basically. He's also Bran the Builder of legends
>Sansa: karstarks only sided with rammy because they didn't KNOWWW about another option :D
>Davos: yeah i mean true and that's cool but Robb beheaded their lord, they probably don't like Starks now
>Sansa: UGH but i mean shhh the NORTH IS DIFFERENT OK YOU DON'T KNOW US
was she confusing northerners with iron islanders? or just got triggered from mansplaining
>>69920239
would have been more emotional without the hoard of cgi zombies. maybe just a few so it made more sense that he was holding a door. i mean was he using MAGIC to counteract their mass?
It´s a Sansa getting beaten with a stick again episode
>>69919888
>appraising soft cocks
>it's a (farts) scene
>>69920297
the actress is in her mid twenties
>>69920274
>>69920300
He would be able to do that anyway.
You could see he was good hearted and stuff.
If he was dumb before, he'd still be wargable, but there's no reason they had to traumatise him and take his speech away.
>>69920372
oldtown is totally cut. Sam's going to steal the valyrian steel sword and fuck off back to the wall.
>>69920379
You just don't get it shitlord
What kind of shit was that with the 3 Eyed Crow? He knew The Others were on their way so he decided to waste what little time they had looking at unimportant shit from the past? The guy can see from the perspective of wild life and The Others still managed a surprise attack on him?
That was completely retarded and The 3 Eyed Crow looked nothing short of completely fucking incompetent.
>>69920372
He IS Oldtown
>>69920188
That whole last scene felt like it came directly out of doctor who.
Phoney self sacrifices included
>>69920281
How much do you hate yourself?
>>69920388
>its a sansa gets manipulated by littlefinger again and does exactly what he wants episode
bitch never learns
>>69920379
I'm surprised it took the mansplaining for it to make sense.
Nobody gave a shit about her, her mother or her brother being betrayed.
Except one old woman and a woman from the south with a bloodlust.
Reminder that the faceless men aren't some deep illuminati like society but just retarded cultists killing people for "muh god"
>>69920399
>underestimating the super weapons of the tree niggers
He went full retard doing all of this in their territory.
>>69920253
>mfw I was hyped as fuck for all the Faceless men stuff
How did they manage to fuck it all up?
>>69920284
Yes. Skip anything inside the spoopy temple.
>>69919936
I thought that she was already aware of this, since the wedding happened well before she left.
>>69920399
If 3 Eyed Raven didn't take Bran back he wouldn't have fucked up Hodor and everything up to that point would have changed.
3 Eyed Raven was basically a timekeeper.
>>69920281
You need to dick her so hard that she drops her feminism act and becomes submissive
Good luck.
>>69920044
I thought it was a bit silly. Although it's clever to tie Bran's warging to Hodor's mental damage.
>Star Wars
>Game of Thrones
Why is based Max Von Sydow exposing himself to all of this? The man used to work with Bergman.
>>69920450
So Islam?
>>69920100
Different girl
>>69920399
the only way i can explain it is i think he knew what was going to happen with bran warging into hodor. he probably just wanted bran to understand that he could in fact change the past
>>69920238
Oh goodness. Why can't take me.
>>69920379
I'm sure the people who abandoned the Starks in a winnable war during Summer because Rob killed their lord are now perfectly willing to fight and die for the starks in a hopeless war started by a clueless girl in winter because of MUH NORTHERN LOYALITY
>>69920474
>muh obscure Swedish arthouse crap
>>69919847
The qt guy that played Joffrey in the play had nice balls though.
>>69920399
He closed the time loop idiot, he wasn't incompetent he did exactly what was required of him.
We all do our duty.
Great or small, it does not matter.
They literally uncovered WW origin in a 83 second scene WTF
>>69920508
>muh manchildcore
>>69920491
holy shit he infected him with giant nose
>>69920491
>MEERA SAAAVE MEE
>>69920379
Don't worry Jon will give his life to put Sansa on the throne and the only male ruler will be mean old Euron.
>>69920509
I thought it was a chick and then it was too late
>>69920239
Because the last travel of Brann was not into the past, just into the present, because he went by himself only using his warg ability. The Raven is the one who can travel 4 dimensions.
It shouldn't be this simple, but it is.
>>69920481
The book specifically mentions you cannot change the past.
This show is fucking terrible.
>>69920520
>muh autism
>>69920518
in the books it will probably take 3 chapters for grrm to explain their origins, mostly filled with what the white walkers eat - ice lemon cakes
>>69920219
Ive had enough of her character. I would have been fine with Jon Snow literally going to Dorne taking some silver and getting blowjobs from dornish ladies on beaches until the white walkers come and finish everything
But now they ruining his honor by pairing him up with Sansa. John has been honorable, reasonable, straight up hero.
And Sansa just barely surivied because of kindness of tyrion, littlefinger, and Olenna and the planning of the last two.
And now shes lying to Jon, manipulating him and on top of that pissed littlefinger off. Cersei would have murdered Sansa if it wasnt for LF.
If this show gets Jon killed a second time for her. Im done with this show completly.
>>69920491
>he touched you
>that means he knows where you are and will be here in 10 minutes just like in LOTR
>also all our defenses are gone randomly
>>69920091
Sansa is retarded.
>our famiry(but not really you, jon), da norf, muh revenge
Bitch is nothing after all this time but acts like she's the hottest shit.
>>69920327
the 'price' someone has to pay isn't necessarily money
the price can be one of their own family members or some shit
l remember reading something like this on the wiki or somewhere
>>69920387
Hewasa big guy.
>>69920467
This is something I realized last night and yes it makes sense, however
If Bloodraven knew all of that would happen he should have told more things to Bran other than useless roundabout explanations
>>69920550
bloodraven says that, but he says the same thing in the show. i really don't know anymore. there are a few hints that bran may be able to change the past.
>>69920266
was dat mean?
it was the best ep so far.
>>69919644
i bet she has brown puffies.
>>69920425
would racemix with/10
>>69920520
t. neurotypical faggot
NEW thread when?
Did this episode have the best waifus of the season?
>>69919947
Time to get a new GF
>>69920391
:::DDDD farbt
>>69920399
IT'S ALL ACCORDING TO PLAN
>>69919896
>>69919896
>>69919896
Migrate over lads
>>69920282
Undo the curse on them. That's all they ever wanted, but the Wall and the seasons are preventing them from coming over.
>>69920472
Wasn't that utterly obvious
Sansa did not want to marry nor fuck Ramsay you retards and Petyr basically coerced her to. If Petyr really cared about her, he would not have made her have sex with Ramsay, something horrible she did not want to do. She has every right to feel resentment toward both.
>>69920387
I found it pretty legit, it wasnt that big of a door so they couldnt have put that much weight against it
That said, why did they need 500 zombies when they're hunting down 7/8 people?
That said WHY DIDNT THEY FUCKING BLOCK THE EXIT REEEEEEEEEEEE
>>69920540
It was kind of jarring how it came out of nowhere like that right after an emotional moment with Arya. Not that I'm complaining.
>>69920281
Is this bait?
Like how many guys do you let fuck her a week?
I bet you rationalize it by calling it a hall pass :')
>>69920663
>he would not have made her have sex with Ramsay
Ramsay raped her it didnt really matter if Petry gave him the idea or not.
I never fucking thought that Hodor would have the saddest death in GoT.
Fucking hell that shit broke me
>>69920589
I think he was preparing Bran for a difficult and lengthy tutelage, but Bran's retardedness fucked everything up.
>>69920731
go back to the website you came from
![Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4_snapshot_27.04_[2016.05.23_21.28.57].jpg](https://i.imgur.com/strUmh4.jpg "Game of Thrones S06E05 The Door x264 sammy HQ.mp4 snapshot 27.04 [2016.05.23 21.28.57]")
I love you /tv/
>>69920777
But I'm already here
>>69920297
25 year old hottie
>guy says pedophile
???????????
>>69920229
Irrelevant my ass. He is the only one that actually won shit and progressed to his goal. Literlay killed thousands, Litteraly killed the only guy who could fuck them easy mode. Literaly killed the last wood witches that can cast magic explosives.
I am 100% they will be the winners unless the show goes for the clyche good always wins. The wall falls instantly if they were to attack with the 5 k army of dead vs a broken nights watch and a few stray wild lings.
Westeros is fighting beteewn each other and a lot of dickings happen. So no the Night king is literlay the only one with a shit ton of stuff done
>>69920777
trips have spoken
>>69920777
return to le reddit
>>69920777
kek wills it
>>69919839
Sandor is the purest knight in all of Westeros.
>>69920809
t. cuck
>>69920396
What doesnt make sense is why didnt Samwell Tarly just fucking go to Essos until his father died. Or literally go to any of the other great houses of Westeros to become a squire.
House Tarly is powerful and its name gathers respect. He would always be treated well by the other lords when asking for shelter. Ugh man sams a retard who fell in love with the first girl who liked him back because he was nice not a noble.
>>69920838
It's established that the Wall is a magical barrier that the WW can't pass. Pretty sure it needs to be magically destroyed before they can go south
>bran will go back south of the wall
>allowing the others to follow
I hated seeing the children of the forest get killed, something feels so wrong about a thousands of years old elf thing get stabbed like it's nothing.
>>69920353
Wait what's CIA?
>>69920491
the real big thing about this is that now that Bran's marked, the Night King can follow him through the Wall to the south since the magic won't keep him out anymore
All jokes aside, will Theon actually get his cock back, /tv/?
>>69921007
Because Randyll Tarly is such a manly man that he wouldn't ever stand for someone else raising his son.
And Sam was too big of a pussy to run away or anything like that. He'd just do what he's told
>>69921083
That'd be silly, all they'd had to do to get through the wall would have been ambushing a Watch patrol and letting one guy escape with a mark
>>69920648
Show me a quote where someone guessed it would have been that then.
Is Ghost still in Castle Black?
Didn't see him when they where traveling out the gate.
>>69920663
Yea But littlefinger told her to avenge her family.
And littlefinger had no intention of leaving her with the boltons no more then a month. He literally gave her, went to Ki gs Landing then went back to the Vale the get the banners.
Littlefinger promised revenge against Boltons and was going to deliver. He knew Cersei blind rage would let him go to the North under the pretext of killing Sansa.
Littlefinger held his part of the bargain. Sansa got mad because she didnt wana fuck. Shouldnt have married retard.
>>69920044
First time i've felt anything other than cringe from this show in a long time.
That was pretty fucked up.
was the episode good or absolutely fucking horrendous. I can't decide
>>69921133
I guessed it in a thread at the beginning of the season and I was met with 'that's the obvious pleb option'
>>69920076
The Others are the Westerosi version of Skynet, they became independent from their creators.
>>69920300
Bloodraven time traveled too, he drove the king insane and caused Robert's Rebellion
>>69921199
better than the rest this season
Where the hell are Yara and Theon going after their Grand Theft Fleet? It doesn't really make sense for them to want to find Dany, it wasn't even their idea to do so.
>>69920044
I don't mean to sound edgy, but I found it pretty fucking stupid and hilarious. The whole segment, really.
>children throwing grenades
>summer dying like that
>leaf, apparently "thousands of years old" getting killed for essentially no reason
I was thinking what the hell is happening and the Hodor thing just tipped me over and I couldn't help but laugh at the absurdity.
>>69921219
I'll believe you when you show me.
>>69921567
I don't care if you believe me anon
>>69921583
But I'm genuinely curious anon. :c
>>69920091
Look at it from an outsiders perspective, she'll get her army regardless but I can't imagine wanting to talk to the guy who sent me off to get raped (when he obviously knew I was gonna get it gd)
Sure it's a flaw but it's a pretty understandable one. Why do you people expect characters to act off of what is logical as opposed to being products of their environment
>>69920517
Hodor had to tard out as a child to hold the door for Bran because he didn't leave earlier in order to greensee Hodor tarding out. There's literally no greater point to any of this it's just a self fulfilling timeloop that ultimately only got the rest of the CotF and Summer killed. This, CIA, the play scene, season 1 budget level Kingsmoot and Yara stealing the entire Iron Fleet makes this one of the worst episodes of the series. Jorah being written off also means his entire character was pointless.
>>69920229
>he hasn't realized Men are the "bad guys" in Westeros
pleb, were you not watching the last night?
>>69921682
http://archive.4plebs.org/tv/thread/69291843/#q69295228
Not my post though
You find lots more of those byy searching for a combination of hodor bran warg
So are all the children of the forest dead now?
>>69920239
Think of it as Galadriel
>The mirror shows a great many things, things that were, things that are and things that are yet to pass
Not that hard to figure out
>>69920297
>Dany
>anything but a babyfaced midget
>>69919676
Real curious here. If you think he's shit, which fantasy authors would you recommend? Looking for a good read.
>>69920151
why did she look so hot in this ep
>>69920476
Islam but with Buddhist metaphysics
>>69920044
HOLD THE DOOR
>>69920044
HOLUP
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