SJW destroyer edition
old >>69917797
1st for Meera
DIREWOLVES WERE A MISTAKE
Admit it, /got/. You cried
>>69918751
STRONG WHITE MALE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
RIGHTFUL
HOLD THE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
Do you think she and Bran are gonna kiss?
>>69918775
Do you think meera got dark sister when she was leaving the cave?
Reminder that life is unfair
>>69918751
>gets stabbed by Gilly
>"men will never rule Horn Hill again"
>stealing shit from twelve monkeys / la jetée
>in 2016
http://www.iswintercoming.com/
hold the door
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fPXZsNikTGY
>>69918790
I did. Summer and Hodor deserved better.
>>69918778
Why did it die? Was it purely for BET U DIDNT C THAT COMING !!! NO ONE IS SAFE. CEPT THE RELEVANT CHARACTERS OC
wake me up inside
>>69918790
It wasn't THAT sad. Sure I teared up a little but I held it in. Hodor MVP though! haha
Who wins the Game of Brows?
>>69918751
Perfect casting.
tbqh I thought the whole running from wights sequence was cheesy af, like something from an 80s/90s action movie.
>dude grenades lmao
>that Armageddon-tier sacrifice by one of the children of the forest
Are these magic grenades in the books too?
Is he the best character in the show currently?
>real story progression
>mysterious end goal
>ambiguous morality
>doesn't fart and have no cock
>>69918630
>Anybody else pissed that they killed Summer?
It was a metaphor. The ICE demons killed SUMMER because WINTER IS COMING.
no more summer, get it?
I didn't say it was pottery, just what they were doing
>>69918811
She was never meant to be attractive.
>>69918800
and after that she will die because thats how every lovestory ends in this show
Ellie Kendrick is not even in the main cast so i doubt Meera will make it to the final
IT WAS ME, JAMES
>>69918790
The sounds of Summer dying stung a little
>>69918811
>the imp
>>69918800
Let's see
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
http://www.strawpoll.me/10289891
>>69918790
My eyes did indeed pay the iron price
>>69918864
she wasn't suppose to look like a goblin either.
The Kingsmoot: 6/10
Alfie's acting: 9/10
Euron's drowning, coronation, and the escape of Theon and Yara: 10/10
Was it really necessary to show that "hold the door" turns into "hodor"?
>>69918840
It was so fucking irrelevant, just fuck my shit up.
Why didn't they just tie Bran to to the dire wolf and ride that shit out of there? Nah here's just a scene of a dog committing pointless suicide for 3 seconds .
The fuck?????
this episode confirms imo that Bran is the most powerful character in the entire show
>>69918855
>Are these magic grenades in the books too?
No.
>>69918800
I honestly though that was James franco from your highness
>>69918861
He might as well have no cock.
>>69918822
>Tropes don't exist
>>69918811
what an uggo
>>69918836
I would suck on those for hours
>>69918863
BRAVO DABID
>>69918811
That hairstyle is just so fucking horrible.
It brings out all the worst features she has, it doesn't compliment her at all.
>>69918861
>everything turned out to be predetermined
>>69918864
But she's meant to look like Lyanna so we're gonna be stuck with another orc to keep the continuity
>>69918790
Ilaughed
>>69918790
until afterwards I realized how retarded the timetravelling was as a plot device
>>69918874
Yeah, with all that emotionally connection we've developed to the direwolves over the seasons. All those times they played a major part in the plot
>Bran the Builder created the Wall
>Bran will break the magic spell protecting the wall when he passes it with his mark
>Bran wargs back to the past and tells Bran the Builder to construct Winterfell as a defense against the WW because he knows the Wall won't hold
>Winterfell
>Winter fell
>The WW will be defeated at Winterfell
>>69918790
I can still hear Summer whimper.
>haven't seen Summer since forever
>shows up for 10 seconds then dies
>>69918905
not what the word trope means
Leaks said there will be a second Tower of Joy flashback that still doesn't confirm R+L= J what's the point of drawing this shit out?
Why does bloodraven have the same death effect as Voldemort?
>>69918885
>Euron's drowning, coronation, and the escape of Theon and Yara: 10/10
but that was the worst part
>>69918811
REEEE
Wow. That ending was fucking retarded. There is no way Bran should get out of this alive. The undead are a few minutes behind them, they have no food, they are miles away from any civilisation, there is just no way.
>>69918853
Fat Khaleesi doesn't even stand a chance
>I'M YARON GREYJOY, I CLAIM THE SALT THRONE
>heard you ain't got no cock
>get me a *burps loudly* get me a fuckin beer
>I've seen more of the world than all of you combined
>*takes a drink of beer*
>*burps again* I'm going to fuck the dragon queen with my big cock after I'm done gallivanting, also you have no cock
too many unnecessary deaths this season. osha, hodor, the direwolves, and jorah pretty soon too. meanwhile ramsay is alive and kicking.
>>69918884
Whats wrong? Cant jerk it to the little girl?
>>69918884
Have you looked at female MMA fighters? She's been training to be a fighter for ages now she's going to look bulky.
>>69918897
you shut your mouth
(farts)
>>69918853
is that even a real competition?
Kinvara >>>>>>> Kaloreesi
>>69918895
Bravo D&D
>grrm tells the showrunners a totally different shitty ending to what he has planned in the books
>they use it and everyone goes beserk over how bad it is
>meanwhile he's laughing his ass off with his huge stacks of money and writing the real ending
>>69918958
/tv/: the character
gonna get btfo by dany, the stormborn
>>69918945
pottery
>>69918946
really? I must be in the minority then. I thought it was a really well directed montage, and the soundtrack was godly
>>69918811
Reminder that Maisiefags actually exist
Someone post the picture
>>69918861
He's probably going to be the most important character short of Jon.
>>69918790More than during any show or movie in my life. Bravo D&D, this time unironically
OK I get the whole time travel bullshit but what bothered me most is that when the Night King slashed BR in the present didn't match the way he got slashed in the past.
>NK slashes him left to right shoulder
>shows BR getting slashed from R to L shoulder
wtf man how lazy can they be?
>>69918962
Joffrey >>>> Ramsey desu. Jack Gleeson is a much better actor and his scenes were more interesting. ramsey is just straight up unrelenting torture porn.
>>69918958
*farts out of cock to establish dominance*
>>69918962
>he thinks jorah will actually die
>he doesnt think jorah is azor ahai.
Can we just have 50 minutes of Horn Hill Meet the Parents style?
>You can milk anything with nipples
>Could you milk me Gilly?
Hopefully it ends with a breakfast club style makeover for Gilly, while Dickon gives a fist to the sky while 'Dont you forget about me' starts playing.
>>69918958
It was even worse than I thought it would be.
When was the exact moment got turned to shit? I would say the death of tywin.
>>69918995
Essos
>>69918897
holy shit
>Promise me, Ned
>>69918941
That's a trope
>I GUESS YOU COULD SAY
*farts*
*makes deals*
*drinks*
*quips*
*knows things*
*appears out of nowhere and holds a position in power*
*goes wherever whores goes*
>VARYS HAS NO COCK
So he bought Meera and Bran about 30 seconds of time so they could run off into a blizzard
meanwhile the walkers and their entire zombie army is only about 100 meters behind and they work best in blizards
But of course we will get no explanation just like we got no explanation for how Sam got away from that rock at the end of season 2, or why the walker back then didnt kill him where he sat on his fat arse
He fucked her orally, anally and vaginally.
Then he had his dogs lick her clean.
>>69918995
CGI tits
Her nipples are different in the next scene
>>69918790
Not really, the tweest was stupid
>>69918976
>writing
Hes probably washing himself in a bath of gravy
>>69918892
>can manipulate time and space
Its a good trick
>>69918872
underrated
>>69918792
>yfw the only strong white male Ramsay is evil shit that has everything coming to him
>rest are cucks & have no ambitions of their own + bend over every second episode to strong females or minorities
>its okay to show white penis in a show about shaming people´s flaws on screen but not BBC or vaginas
what did they mean by this
>>69918976
>he can write any better
>he haven't run out of ideas
>he finishes the book before cardiac arrest takes his fat ass
>>69919011
Kings landing died with tywin.
>>69919001
fuck what an actor, just his facial features in this episode were powerful
>>69918891
I honestly think whoever is wrote the episode does not like animals and does not understand how other people do.
They wasted a dramatic scene on that random green midget dying, that no one gave a flying fuck about, when they could've used this time for a proper death for Summer.
>>69918945
It's a relatively cheap and easy effect to do.
>>69918976
Illusions. Only the show is canon now. The show is all there is.
>>69919029
Think they'd waste CGI money on some no-name actress?
>>69918976
>implying anybody is going to care about his ending by the time he actually finishes his books
They're an afterthought for the majority of people watching the show
>>69918987
It was well done scene except for the "LET'S GO KILL MY NEPHEW AND NIECE LOL"
>>69918984
hairy pottery
Why are they obsessed with DUDE NO COCK LMAO jokes?
Is this how they try to deal with the fact that they were both mutilated as infants?
>>69919011
s01e01 opening
Promise me, Ned
WHEN ARE THEY GOING TO SHOW KEVAN ACTUALLY FIXING SHIT IN KING'S LANDING?
>>69918790
I did. Poor Dany.;_;
>>69919043
lol one wooden face for the whole show he was fucking terrible.
>BUT HES LIKE THIS FAMOUS OLD GUY ACTOR HES SO GOOD OMGWTF UPVOTE!!!!!
>>69918941
He used it correctly.
>>69919007
kek
>>69918987
the problem was the dialogue and the logic behind it
>>69919023R'hllor?
>>69918864
Ned said she looked somewhat like Lyanna, and no one ever commented on the fact that she's a 3/10 hobgoblin. Other than Sansa calling her horseface, but that's sister-bullying and probably just means she has a long face
>>69919027
i read that in his voice
>>69918818
jesus christ im dying senpai
>>69919043
Yeah Isaac was great.
>>69918829
I kind of feel bad for fatty, that's all he's ever going to be known for.
Yes, I committed one of out most horrible sins a man can do in our religion and culture. So lets go do it two more times :^)!
>>69918855
No, or not yet.
They haven't really described them having any hostile zip-zap magic so far, except for the legend where they supposedly created the Stepstones and the Neck by flooding the land.
>>69918751
Can someone PLEASE give me the boobs of the two girls shown in the play?
I know for a fact by the nipples those were two different girls and I need to prove it to a friend
Why do the whitewalkers want Bran dead? I think I missed something
>>69919001
>from R to L
Confirmed
>>69919027
but what does she still feel inside her?!
Bran will be captured by Snow Walkers
Bran will join them
>>69918995
I imagine Kate Mara having pale soft nipples just like that
>>69918790
It was sad when Summer died. I didn't care when Hodor died because I was still trying to figure out how the fuck wights can crawl up walls like spiderman.
>>69919011
Tywins death was the highlight of the books too
>>69918829
Back to the Doormula
nth for semen priestess
>>69919001
>BRAN YOU MUST GO HE IS COMING
>FIRST LETS GO BACK IN TIME ONCE MORE FOR OLD TIMES SAKE
>>69918995
whew those are very pink in contrast to her skin, would suckle/10
>>69919042
KL's got saved by the new pope
>>69919094
Hi Ellie
>>69919097
Everyone else seemed cool with it.
>>69918995
That's not snektits
>>69919105babby
>>69919007
>Gerald saying that
Holy fuck that would be 100x funnier than meet the parents
>the only remaining direwolf is named "Ghost"
ITS LIKE POTTERY, BRAVO D&D
>>69918958
"nailed it"
>>69918976
>grrm
>writing
I got some bad news for ya...
>>69919102
probably because he plays a very important role at some point on the time travel timeline that we have yet to find out about, is my guess
What is the point of these fucking dogs?
>They generally act fucking dumb (Summer achieves nothing by being all an hero when he could have run ahead and rammed open the door saving time, not to mention probably carried bran away on his back a lot fucking faster than Meera and a sled)
>The Starks they belong too don't seem that attached to them in a best-friend sense, sharing emotions and stuff, they're treated more like pretty cool pets that are mentioned occasionally
>None of them have done any significant things to change the plot much since Summer killed that dagger murderer, killed the odd bad guy here and there
>Now they're being fucking killed off all over the place with only Ghost and Nymeria left
Only Ghost doesn't seem a waste of space.
>>69919022
you forgot
>holds the door
>>69919058
>>69919084
fair enough. To be fair, Euron is a massive ham and probably has a lot of kinslaying tendencies in the book as well. I guess they just made it ridiculously explicit for the show. the one thing that just doesn't feel right is why all the Ironborn are okay with it
Willis had a hard life ;_;7
Will Sansa raise Ramsay's child as her own?
Or will Sam volunteer to raise it like a good cuck?
>>69919108
>fork nails
Shiet that's kinda neat to have
>Meera told Bran to warg Hodor
>Bloodraven told Bran to listen to her
>It's Bran's fault
Does Bran get the most unfair judgement from fans?
>>69918976
>GRRM
>finishing the books
>>69919080
> I don't know what sarcasm is
> Other are dumb
>>69919025
Deus ex Coldhands is gonna save them
>>69919001
POETRY
>cutting to a closeup of cock and balls
This is what Dabid has dreamed of ever since he was a child, bravo I say
dude i got two fucking warts on me cock lmao
What if this is all a dream and the end Bran wakes up from a coma after being thrown out the window, Jamie and Cersei are being executed. How mad will you be
I can't wait until Jon faces Ramsay
>>69919097
FUCK D&D
>>69919136
>>69919111
Who's hotter, fakeSansa or Bad Pussy?
>>69919061
The show is set in a hyper masculine world where the ability to produce and heir was essential to ruling.
>>69918811
Some recast Quasimodo
DABID THE DIREWOLF ANIMATION BILLS DABID
So, this was a trap set by the night's king, right? he knows bloodraven is in there, knows he can't get to him, knows he must mark a nigger before he can break the barrier. Bloodraven can't be caught by the trap, because he's too powerful and too wise. Bran does it on his own without permission, he's an amateur, gets lured through night king's magic.
also, this is so different from the books. Weren't they seeing glimpses of the past through the weirwoods because something about weirwoods aging/abiding by time differently? And they couldn't go south because the weirwoods are all gone down there?
>>69919142
I GIVE MY LIFE NOT FOR GLORY, BUT FOR YOU, FAT EURONNNN
>>69918864
Yes, she actually was.
>>69919178
>>69919179
Twins
>>69919196
fake sansa
So how long until the White Walker Saga ends and the Androids Saga starts?
Thats when it starts getting good right?
>>69918958
He's basically the Ironborn equivalent of Ricky from the Trailer Park Boys. I'm okay with this.
>>69918800
No Bran is a homo.
Was it just me or was that episode actually not all that shit?
First episode this series that I can't find that much to complain about apart from a few inconsequential things.
>>69918944
the plot does not need to know Jon is king.. Yet...
20 GOOD MEN
>>69919074
>if i leave that door, will you die?
>>69919184
Inb4 ramsay wins and does everything he said he would do in the letter because le shocking and unexpected
A reminder that Caloreesi a cute. CUTE!!!
>>69919196
Fake Sansa's a better actress
>>69918958
The amount of fucking eyerolls in this whole segment
>"haha, let's go murder them!"
>>69919156
Is she up the duff? Preggers? Bun in the oven?
>>69919022
*fade to black*
>and who
>are you
>
>written by David Benioff and D.B Weiss
>>69919131
>still doesn't get it
He had to bring him there so Hodor exists because it's already happened and what's supposed to happen
>>69918790
I actually did
Also got teary eyed when Jorah admitted he loves Dany
So why did they warg and look at winterfell when they knew the whitewalkers were coming? Shouldn't they have been getting out of there?
>thousands of white walkers
>they all crawl on top of and then into the ravens den instead of crawling over it to the other side
I love it
>>69919173
>What did he mean by this?
Do you guys think its possible that the seizure o hodor was BR trying to warg into hodor when he dies?
>>69919246
god damn
>>69919246
i challenge anyone to show me a more perfect woman
>Promise me, Ned
>>69919229
If we got a scene of Sansa being brutally gangraped and murder it would make me forgive literally everything
Snektits win but just tits, the rest goes to fake Sansa
>>69919227
What's with /got/ and liking girls with squished in mole faces?
>>69918995
>Westeros
Showfags, everybody.
>>69918995
All hail the royal tits!
>>69919011
the death of drogo
>>69919206
I don't know, his expression is that he looks kind of suprised to see Bran there
>>69919236
No. It was legitimate rape so the body was able to prevent pregnancy.
>>69919246
>>69919273
Those guys want a good girl
>>69918945
Would have been better if he broke down into a murder of crows and they all flew away.
Promise me, bran
>>69919219
Best one of the season
But it's like when a decent chick stands next to uggos
>>69918885
escape 0/10 because there is no fucking reason for them to escape
and don't tell me it's cause he murdered balon, he even admitted he did it nobody cared, are we supposed to think that they're in danger? he already won the kingsmoot so he is their rightful king
I just saw the preview for the next episode, where Bran and Meera are hunted by wights, in one of the season 6 trailers you can see a rider killing a wight, could it be possible that they introduce cold hands now?
>>69919280
Not everyone's a fag like you anon
Can grrm just quit the book and come write a few episodes, d&d keep fucking up
>>69919246
Just perfect
>>69919294
she's gonna try to leave him in the next ep, she tell him she's sorry
>YEAH, I'M THAT DRUNKEN UNCLE WHO TALKS SHIT AND EMBARRASSES YOU AT THE PARTY
>yeah, I fucking killed your king, bitch was weak
>yeah, I'm a regicide, so what, sorry for not killing his ass earlier
>oh btw, that makes me a kinslayer too, fuck my brother, I'm a kinslaying regicide
>oh what, you mean the only reason I'm not getting my face beaten in by a steel gauntlet is because Victarion fears being a kinslayer, it's that taboo?
>MAKE ME KING AND THE FIRST THING I WILL DO IS GET MY FLEET STOLEN AND PUT YOU TO WORK BECAUSE IN THE SHOW, WE CAN BUILD A HUNDRED SHIPS IN A WEEK, LIKE LITTLEFINGER CAN TELEPORT THROUGH WESTEROS
>>69919273
Both grills of fire
>only 3 red priests in the show
>2 of them are girls
>girls = grills
>grills = fire
Holy shit that pottery
>>69919029
Why would they CGI a no-name actress who would obviously have no issue showing her tits? And then do it wrong in two consecutive scenes?
It's just light diffraction and the camera's processing of it.
>>69919303
He flat out says he wants to murder them. They were probably smart enough to figure out that's what he wanted to do.
>>69919127
You will get your rent WHEN YOU HOLD THIS DAMN DOOR.
>>69919277
varys is prodding her with his 10 incher
>>69919154
It's just an extremely rushed scene. Actually, all the Ironborn scenes are really rushed and just quickly tucked in.
They just wanted to quickly show character progression and what kind of a man Euron is (obviously a villain) and it hurts the story because they use some of the most important scenes just for this.
>>69919304
Any idea which trailer?
I never watch the preseason ones because they spoil so much
>>69919011
Tywin is the point where my cynicism was confirmed.
Hold the door is the point where it was flatly undeniable that the show is garbage. It doesn't help that HOE DE DOR came from GRRM himself.
Honestly a really great performance from that fat kid
>>69919332
>puffy nips
>to not puffy nips
Okay bud
>>69919276
IEAH SEID PrrrRROMEES me, NEDDY!
>>69919325
Not without banging him first
How come they haven't introduced Broly in the show yet? The Broly saga starts right after the White Walker saga
>>69919001
it's because dreams reverse left to right like mirrors
>>69918958
Can't forget
>lets go murder my neice and nephew!
Fucking rediculous, is he even gonna mention how he has a horn to control dragons?
where can i watch le last nights episode?
Good episode but don't D&D have someone who like checks their storylines for any logical fallacies like the boat stealing part, why did three eyed Raven warg again after leaving and last episode with dany. I feel like a lot of good schows benefit from being very meticulous about the plot
>>69919326
The first thing he'll do is kill Theon and Yara because fuck it.
>>69919371
on your computer
>ctrl+F (you)
>0 item
>>69919326
>Euron is everyone's drunken uncle
I dunno, I'm starting to like him more and more. He's nothing like the books but then again who is? He's like 4chan incarnate.
>Hodor, you dumb fatass, hold the fucking door and sacrifice yourself for us.
What did she mean by this ?
>>69918864
>Ned says she looks like Lyanna
>Lyanna is meant to be so beautiful she literally started a civil war
>Not meant to be attractive
All righty then mate.
>>69919363
Would suckle tenderly
So I have literally watched the episode twice now and I still cannot figure out something.
In the scene which Arya is spying on the actress and learns about the rum, who is the guy that criticises the younger actresses acting?
He pulls off a blonde wig and says that she was flat.
Who the fuck was he on stage?
God like tits:
>>69918995
Shit tits:
>>69919111
What the hell. They're so different too, can't be explained by lighting.
>>69919326
*burps* get me a fookin budweiser yeh filthy animals, let's kill more of me kin with the ships you're gonna build me in time for *sick belch* the next episode
>>69919328
>Red woman is 6/10, she really doesnt do anything for me
>New woman has constant bitch face
Yeah no anonunless she takes off her necklace
what do you think gurm thinks about these episodes?
is he happy about it?
>>69919233
what will you do when she wins the Game of Thrones?
>>69919363
Sansa is going to screw Jon over. She is so dumb.
Poor Jon.
>>69919279
Nah, double daggers is more qt.
>>69919160
Raven is Future Bran
Why didn't he just warg into the past and just stop the creation of the white walkers?
>>69919002
Joffrey had one of those unintentional really funny moments.
Tyrion: "Sorry about your father".
Joffrey:"What? Oh yes, he was kill by a pig. Very sad."
Guy was a prick, but hilarious.
>>69919294
I really hope their relationship works out and one day they'll be lords of winterfell
So as a straight white male, which main character in this series am I supposed to relate to and identify with?
>>69919357
The dark ring and pink interior when shot outdoors gives the appearance of more depth than is really there.
>>69919371
On HBO's channel, you degenerate. Do you think we support piracy in here? Get the fuck out.
>>69919385
The threads to fast for (you)s
>>69919112
Just google littlw caprice senpai
>>69919233
i'dhugher
>>69919405
He's too rich and fat to care.
Who gets nominated for the Hugos is more of an issue.
>>69919389
she fucking hated hodor
she hated how he smelt
she hated how he looked at her ass
she hated him just saying hodor
she was happy he fucking died
>>69919392
He's probably just a showrunner or something.
>>69919009
what balon scene is this image from?
>>69918751
Okay, I miss the thirty threads since the episode aired but let me as. Is Bran is actually a time traveler? I'm sorry if I'm misunderstanding something, or missing something, but did Bran literally warg into the past and give Will some kind of l future retardism?
